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After losing the war, Fly Fearless fled to Uemisaisen.
As always, things were going well.
Yes, there are screenshots.
Kalorned thus began to solo the entire alliance.
Meanwhile, the alliance executor struggled to communicate.
Behind the scenes, Gai was not feeling calm.
This inspired Kalorned & Tweeps to join with a thousand characters.
With a little effort, Mission Ready Mining would finally be ready.
To be continued…
Previously, Mission Ready Mining fled Gelhan.
Meanwhile, Georgia enjoyed a few rounds of the ol isk double.
This would help finance the Tunnel Snake Empire.
AFK isk making was easier than ever.
Even TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet got in on the action.
PLOT TWIST: A Mission Ready director fell in love with Cultural Center.
I’ve been told this is important to the story.
A chance encounter between Agent Cultural Center and Megan Shadowkiss – a key member of the MRMNG directorate … This new bond would have significant consequences later on…
As I expected, Megan was another stupid blonde. Hmph!
Which brings us to December 17, 2017.
Georgia was caught selling mining permits to newbros.
The miners urged Georgia to return to Jita.
However, Georgia brought plenty of isk from Jita.
Would Georgia give isk, or take it away?
That’s when the boys had a cunning plan.
We rolled a large number of new characters. More than 1000. The primary purpose of the 1000+ alts we applied into MRMNG was to send in-game corp mails. These characters were rolled and applied into MRMNG beginning late in 2017. No applications were ever rejected. We planned to burn our alts in various ways, one at a time, over the course of 1000+ days. We wanted enough that we could have fun and be creative. Short of a mass kick, it would be tough to root us out.
Our alts adopted various personas. They would surface posing as concerned linemembers, newly promoted corp officers, Agents of the New Order, Metallica enthusiasts, chronically ill teenagers, and so on. Over 9000 corp mails were sent over the course of the campaign, which ensured uninterrupted dialogue between New Order Agents and the remaining 2000 members of Mission Ready Mining.
This would not end well, for Mission Ready Mining.
Each character received a unique handcrafted portrait.
One day, the alliance executor (Gai Heiyuu) logged in.
He was a real chump.
To be continued…
Previously, on AikoBomp…
Halbrad begged for a mining permit.
The miners debated whether to pay.
Subsequently, Halbrad struggled to clear his name.
Out of ideas, the miners waited patiently.
Just then, the gankers noticed a payment from CCP.
I guess we are getting paid?
We call ourselves the MomPoppers.
It’s not griefing, when it’s part of a business plan.
As for the miners…
…they were demoralized.
To be continued…
Someone keeps popping the incursion mom.
Harshman “Plebbing” Dovanna was salty.
Andres saw an opportunity.
Would the miners sell their assets?
Privately, Halbrad offered to send isk.
He also offered some extra salt.
As always, this was amusing.
To be continued…
Listening to: Hazards
Fly Fearless alliance should be afraid.
They are not mission ready.
They are barely able to compose a coherent sentence.
However, miners are still men of a sort.
You know how men are…
I’m mission ready sexy.
The Devil only wants one thing.
This sexy talk concerned my IRL boyfriend.
So naturally Devilishh was sent to miner’s prison.
Meanwhile, Tweeps decided it was time to have the talk.
Uh oh.
It is what it is.
To be continued…
That’s right.
Miners have a lot of questions.
What do you think?
They are a strange and curious race.
It is our duty to civilize them.
Sometimes, they die horribly.
I’ll show them the art of the upsell.
I love to help.
Another happy miner.
Cheerzah!
=AFTERCARE=
Kotojo wanted reassurance.
He wanted to be remembered.
Every miner deserves our full attention.
We practice excellence through empathy.
Very nice!
What will happen next?
Stay tuned…
>>LIVE BLOG<<
Somehow, Aeden wound up outside the airlock.
As he sat in an Ibis, he gazed upon his previous home.
He sensed something amiss.
Indeed, abandoned Orcas get impounded.
So he tried to bribe the officers.
When that didn’t work, he promptly gave up.
No worries.
Why not lose a freighter too?
It’s important to trust others.
You know what they say…
Lunarius needed a mining permit.
He apologized for all the questions.
Even newbros can figure out how to pay.
He also bought an Amarr pass!
This is a pretty good business.
Cheerzah bruv!
EvE Online is one tough game.
That’s why we help newbros!
Sometimes they don’t appreciate us.
Are miners retardado?
I think so, yes.
Oh well.
Cheerzah!
Silly miners!
These are good people, right?
Hm, maybe not.
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
Miners are scrubs.
Ok, what happened?
It all started with an illegal Orca, and his ToxicFriend.
This was a real Highsec space battle.
Eventual, things reached their inevitable conclusion.
Another glorious victory!
=BONUS TRICK=
Just then, something magical transpired…
Indeed, Ivy Bloodstar was the real villain…
It’s always a bad time to do crime.
