Miners are often AFK.
That means ‘away from keyboard’.
It’s a boomer excuse.
Do you play EvE Online AFK?
It works pretty well…
…until it doesn’t.
You might already be dead!
You’ll figure it out later.
That’s right.
AFKplay
Safety Cringe
Keep crying.
Hahahaha Safety, lol lmao!
Miners are often surprised.
Some gankers gank for fun.
What’s wrong with that?
o7 capsuleers!
NO
Just say NO to miners.
Tough love is the LAW.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Kill them all.
Miners FIGHT BACK
Until next time…
Miners are P
Welcome to EvE Online.
It is a strange roleplay.
Sometimes, I encounter peaceful miners.
This generally goes well.
The miners sure have a lot to say.
Everybody has a great time!
That’s right.
That’s right!
How to Sell a Mining Permit
It’s this easy.
Your isk/hr may vary.
o7 capsuleers!
Why Kill Miners?
Why do I kill Highsec miners?
It’s not hard to understand.
I am a force of nature.
Every miner encounters me.
They flee in great terror.
My name is Aiko Danuja (cute dramatic music).
That’s right.
That’s right!
Local Chat
I get noticed.
My name is literally Aiko Danuja.
That’s right.
That’s right…
That’s right!
\o/
REVENGE
This is a true story from EvE Online.
Recently, I ganked a miner.
SUG-MACHINE HALA vowed to hunt me down.
Leys go!
What is happening?
That’s right.
He’s winning.
That’s right!
Now I’m in trouble.
He’s hired a mercenary.
That’s right…
Miner Questions
Carebears ask a lot of dumb questions.
They seem rather confused.
Why do you think?
It’s an interesting question.
A real mystery.
Here’s a thought.
I’m the best!
So I can do as I please.
Why shouldn’t I?
Have fun!
