Highsec Miner Grab Bag #361

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #360

Let’s read some mail!

Thanks for the free isk.

That was a good deal.

“EvE is no side slut of mine… I am a man who simply loves the meditative peace of mining…”

I don’t know what they are on about.

I think he’s begging me to let him mine AFK?

Anyways, I get a lot of crazy mails, most of which I never read.

Here’s a nice one from years ago.

Sometimes, I get complaints…

Ok….

Oh my!

Now why would he do that?

Well, this has been quite a tale.

I’m glad he approves!

Looks great!

Maybe I’ll read some more mail soon!

o7 capsuleers…

Another Day, Another Death Threat

Miners say some crazy stuff.

They also ask a lot of dumb questions.

Fortunately, they love Safety.

Mining permits are now just 200 million isk each!

How high can we go???

Tipping is always encouraged…

I am a full service provider.

I’ll take whatever you have.

Some miners need a little convincing.

Afterward, they get to change their bio!

That’s right.

That’s right!

Aiko Eats a Donky

Aiko Danuja is the best player in the history of EvE Online.

That’s pretty neat!

Boys love what I do.

I think it’s fun to play.

I wonder what I will do next?

At least he isn’t mad.

He sure had a lot to say…

I guess he roleplays as a salty dog?

What a silly bear.

I’ve heard it all before…

o7 capsuleers!

Aiko Danujoke

Miners are bad at EvE Online.

So we purify them unto extirpation.

Recently, Blood Raiders visited ruination upon the J-bears.

Vulpecula Volans gave a riveting war speech.

His fleet was overwhelmed by a Childrens Orphanage Charity event.

It was a terrible slaughter.

The time for training was over.

Afterward, I returned to Highsec.

It was the same as always.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Winning EvE

I’m winning a game called EvE Online.

They win by losing.

I find this acceptable.

Highsec is a strange place…

Sometimes, they get an attitude.

So we have to put them down.

We are all having fun.

I hope everybody is having fun?

That’s right.

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers…

80 Trillion

80 trillion isk destroyed…

Let’s have some content context.

When I joined the once mighty CODE. alliance, in 2018, that alliance’s total isk destroyed was less than 70 trillion. By the end of 2019, it reached 80 trillion. However, with greater velocity, the mighty Safety. alliance has eclipsed that old CODE. killboard. I now stand not merely as equal to James 315, at his peak, but higher yet even still! From this point onward, comparisons between CODE. and Safety. become circular, since most of CODE’s subsequent killboard was driven by individuals who are now members of Safety (namely, myself). With time, I anticipate exceeding the entire sum total of CODE., but beyond this point I am merely competing against myself.

I’m doing great, and I feel great.

Many write to express support and appreciation…

I’m the best!

Kazry’s Return

Kazry was a bad boy.

Kazry > i ran with the bandidos for a number of years

He sure talked a lot of trash.

He kinda liked me.

Then he went to the big house.

It’s been a long time!

Welcome back, big guy!

Plot twist: He still likes me…

I’m doing better than ever!

Everybody loves Aiko.

That’s right.

I’m the best!

Stay out of trouble…