Highsec Miner Grab Bag #361

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #360

Let’s read some mail!

Thanks for the free isk.

That was a good deal.

“EvE is no side slut of mine… I am a man who simply loves the meditative peace of mining…”

I don’t know what they are on about.

I think he’s begging me to let him mine AFK?

Anyways, I get a lot of crazy mails, most of which I never read.

Here’s a nice one from years ago.

Sometimes, I get complaints…

Ok….

Oh my!

Now why would he do that?

Well, this has been quite a tale.

I’m glad he approves!

Looks great!

Maybe I’ll read some more mail soon!

o7 capsuleers…

Another Day, Another Death Threat

Miners say some crazy stuff.

They also ask a lot of dumb questions.

Fortunately, they love Safety.

Mining permits are now just 200 million isk each!

How high can we go???

Tipping is always encouraged…

I am a full service provider.

I’ll take whatever you have.

Some miners need a little convincing.

Afterward, they get to change their bio!

That’s right.

That’s right!

Aiko Eats a Donky

Aiko Danuja is the best player in the history of EvE Online.

That’s pretty neat!

Boys love what I do.

I think it’s fun to play.

I wonder what I will do next?

At least he isn’t mad.

He sure had a lot to say…

I guess he roleplays as a salty dog?

What a silly bear.

I’ve heard it all before…

o7 capsuleers!

Aiko Danujoke

Miners are bad at EvE Online.

So we purify them unto extirpation.

Recently, Blood Raiders visited ruination upon the J-bears.

Vulpecula Volans gave a riveting war speech.

His fleet was overwhelmed by a Childrens Orphanage Charity event.

It was a terrible slaughter.

The time for training was over.

Afterward, I returned to Highsec.

It was the same as always.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Winning EvE

I’m winning a game called EvE Online.

They win by losing.

I find this acceptable.

Highsec is a strange place…

Sometimes, they get an attitude.

So we have to put them down.

We are all having fun.

I hope everybody is having fun?

That’s right.

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers…

80 Trillion

80 trillion isk destroyed…

Let’s have some content context.

When I joined the once mighty CODE. alliance, in 2018, that alliance’s total isk destroyed was less than 70 trillion. By the end of 2019, it reached 80 trillion. However, with greater velocity, the mighty Safety. alliance has eclipsed that old CODE. killboard. I now stand not merely as equal to James 315, at his peak, but higher yet even still! From this point onward, comparisons between CODE. and Safety. become circular, since most of CODE’s subsequent killboard was driven by individuals who are now members of Safety (namely, myself). With time, I anticipate exceeding the entire sum total of CODE., but beyond this point I am merely competing against myself.

I’m doing great, and I feel great.

Many write to express support and appreciation…

I’m the best!

Kazry’s Return

Kazry was a bad boy.

Kazry > i ran with the bandidos for a number of years

He sure talked a lot of trash.

He kinda liked me.

Then he went to the big house.

It’s been a long time!

Welcome back, big guy!

Plot twist: He still likes me…

I’m doing better than ever!

Everybody loves Aiko.

That’s right.

I’m the best!

Stay out of trouble…

James 315 Was Wrong!

Welcome to my clickbait.

James 315 was a great guy, no doubt. More of a blogger, than an actual EvE player, but still pretty cool. However, when the greatest PvP player in the history of the game began to eclipse him, she also began to notice where he was wrong and not quite right.

Indeed, James forgot one of his own systems! Recently, in my quest to obtain Intaki Spiced Tea, imagine my surprise when I realized not only does Intaki exist, but no CODE. agent had ever visited it before. I felt like a true explorer as I claimed the system in MY name!

That’s right.

For good measure, I snagged another quick frag.

Shocking as this might be, I can’t help but acknowledge a subtle truth which careless readers might miss. Not only am I the best, I’m also slightly misleading (some might even say dishonest). Of course, when James wrote his post, Intaki was not actually a Highsec system. So perhaps I am guilty of sensationalist exaggeration, but who can blame me? It was not James who came to Intaki and ganked two exhumers – it was ME. In Intaki, the miners can truthfully say, “Before the CODE. there was AIKO!”

Many have thus begun to notice me, learning two things: 1) I appear to be the best, and 2) Even if I’m not, I’m still pretty darn great. Even my detractors acknowledge my success.

Compared to James 315, I’m pie in the sky!

Here’s a video that made me laugh.

Is EvE’s #1 alltime greatest a fraud??

I don’t need to explain what I do or why, and I certainly don’t worry about the salt and tears of AI generated solobear commentators who don’t even play the game. To be quite frank, all the greatest players in EvE Online are always engaged in some sort of padding. For us, that’s a game unto itself, and whether you are whoring on keepstars, jump freighters, dread brawls, or dunking your own alts – it’s all part of the game. However, what happens when you strip away the padding, what’s left?

“Aiko Danuja… The Legend… one of the most famous outlaws in New Eden. That is real… Aiko Danuja is ALWAYS your OFFICIAL High Princess… Aiko Danuja Is the Best Bee… The top of the solo leaderboard is YOURS… To be fair to the princess, the rest of the record is real… the LEGEND is real…”

Strip away the deceit, and you are left with one obvious truth: Aiko Danuja is the greatest player in the history of the game!

Hey, here’s a ‘real’ solo kill…

He even bought a permit…

With kills like that, I can afford to pad!