I’m the greatest player in the history of EvE Online.
Some people are just bad at this game.
They will never learn.
Have you learned anything?
I’ve learned that miners deserve to die.
They don’t seem to mind.
O7 CAPSULEERS!
Semen Loves Aiko
Absolute Justice
Listening to: High-Sex Assassin
Do mining permits work?
Of course…
Mining permits are on sale now!
That’s right.
Make sure to obey the LAW!
o7 capsuleers…
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
=POINT AND COUNTERPOINT=
A VERY GOOD JOB
I’m doing great.
Not everybody is so fortunate.
It sucks being a miner.
Sometimes, it’s better to stop.
Don’t let this be you!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Neato Mosquito
I am the best!
A lot of people agree.
In EvE Online, I just roleplay as myself.
That’s right.
That’s right…
Really?
Good luck to you, capsuleer!
A Little Roleplay
Miners notice me.
I’m a legend in my own time.
They often have something to say.
Sometimes, they are less philosophical.
I always tell them to buy a permit.
I think they like me.
I consider them fans.
That’s right.
That’s not right.
Welcome to EvE Online!
…but wait, there’s more.
I will always be me.
Here is some wisdom.
Miners are idiots.
o7 capsuleers!
High-Sex Assassin
Hey there…
Recently, CCP gave me an official new title!
Isn’t that special?
Now I’m a real pirate princess!
That’s right..
Get that D
Welcome back to my best blog.
EvE Online is fun!
Everybody is thinking about me.
What will they think of next?
What do you think?
Neat!
That’s right…
Understanding
Miners struggle to understand the Code.
So we gently guide them…
Good luck little traveler!
Any questions?
That’s right.
Bot Battle Championship
=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=
Well, hello there.
People love what I do.
Returning quitters know my name.
They even know my alts!
I must be doing something…
Let’s see the latest thing I done did.
Oh look, another botfarm.
Sad to see…
EvE Online sure has a lot of bots.
I just kill them all.
You love it!
That’s right…
Local Chat
Oh, hey there…
The miners notice me.
Sometimes, I notice them!
They also notice my friends.
We get a lot of attention.
As we travel the stars…
…I can feel them watching.
What do they see?
I wonder what they think about me?
They probably think I’m the best.
I bet they like me.
Maybe it’s love?
o7 capsuleers!
