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Official Home of the New Order of Highsec

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What a great idea!

Let’s check out the new AIKO background!!

Very nice!!!

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I sell a lot of mining permits.

Even the Galactic Lords of Darkness pay rent to me.

не надо = “no need” / “don’t”
пож = shorthand for “пожалуйста” (“please”)
I even sell permits in lowsec.

Bet you didn’t think I’d go there!

“Happy heroes killed a simple miner!!!”
“Glory to the heroes!”
I’m the happiest heroin.

“I didn’t attack anyone, I’m a miner :(”
Aw, he’s just the saddest miner.

Fortunately, I sold him a mining permit.

Then I sold him a Tegheon Access Pass…

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He just had one question.

“So I take it I won’t be seeing Makinav anymore?”
Here is my response.


Hey there.

Who is the greatest ganker in the history of EvE Online?
It’s obviously Aiko Danuja.

I’m cute (and I bite).

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That’s right!

I’m here to help!


My name is Aiko Danuja.

I am the heart and soul of Highsec.

Ah, but mining permits are 150 million isk…


The facts are self-evident.

It’s true.

In EvE Online, I’m doing very well.

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Safety Forever!

o7 capsuleers…

=BONUS VIDEO=



Some losers don’t like me.

Some of them are super salty.

This is an intervention.

Will TheInternet finally learn a lesson?

What is it exactly???

Oh look, it’s a Machariel!

Suddenly – gankers…

What’s your reason to get SUPER big MAD salty?

Bumpers and gankers are often in complex relationships.

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To be continued…




Stay Safe!



Highsec is a dangerous place.

Transphobic racist ‘Christian’ valfurian saraki vowed revenge.

This time, he had a cunning plan.

April ‘Short’ Skirt (not a trannie) was eager to help.

valfurian was pleased with the plan.

He remembered his encounter with that bwitch Aiko Danuja.

This time, he would be ready for her.

After a week, he got the weapons online.

Soon, it would be time…

Can you guess what happened next?
NO PEEKING!

Are you ready?

Ready or not, here we come!



Did you guess correctly?


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Can you guess what happened next?


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To be continued…

Miners die all the time.

Then they make wild threads threats.

Afterwards, they always go crazy.

What did he say? Hint: Miners love blowjobs!

Newbro Yukee Pm offered some words of wisdom.

You won’t find this content playing EvE Online via Reddit!

Upon reflection, Paderno decided my channel is pretty cool.

Why Was I Ganked? is where the greatest players in the game…

…listen to miners cry about their fate.

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No surprises here.

Another disgusting battleminer.


EvE Online is not an easy game.

Meanwhile, in the Democratic People’s Republic of Khanid.

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It’s true.

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I know what these boys want.

They usually have a lot of special requests.

Then they get straight to business.

I feel like there’s a consistent theme here…

They always say a lot of inappropriate stuff!

Sometimes, they have to apologize.

Consequences are never the same.

Usually, they just freak out.

I guess they are having fun.

They tell me so all the time.

Sometimes, I even believe them.

Isn’t this the truth?
