Hedvard Gets Owned

Hedvard Vetranax met his fate and destiny.

…and they said I never leave Highsec?

I know what men really want.

To Princess Aiko, Keeper of the Drones
From: Hedvard Vetranax

They want to write poems (about me).

Princess Aiko, jewel of the Chain,
I’ve chased through fire, through void, through flame.
I’ve broken pirates, kings, and fleets,
Yet found defeat where our destinies meet.

The whispers say I threw the fight,
That somehow I forgot my might.
They ask, “Why didn’t the Astero burn?
Why let the heatless modules turn?”

The answer’s simple—though hard to confess,
A deputy can falter, I guess.
When your ship appeared upon my scan,
My courage fled my careful plan.

My heat racks waited, cold and still,
Unused by choice, not lack of will.
The overheat lights never shone…
For fear I’d leave you podded… alone.

What glory lies in molten steel,
If victory ends what I might feel?
Better an honest bruise to pride
Than scorch the star where hopes reside.

Yet let no soul mistake the tale—
Your victory was no fairy tale.
Those faithful drones obeyed your hand
Like knights responding to command.

They struck with grace, returned with speed,
Each recall timed to meet the need.
No drone was wasted, left to die;
You ruled the field with watchful eye.

I watched them weave through fire and smoke,
Each perfect orbit, every stroke.
A captain’s worth is plainly shown;
By how she guides each faithful drone.

So if they ask why heat was spared,
Or why my armor wasn’t repaired,
Tell them this, and tell it true:

A deputy may hunt the stars…

But even Bulldogs lose their nerve…

When fighting someone worthy of their heart.

Until the next duel beneath Anoikis’ endless skies!

Maybe he should make this into a song?

What a good little boy.

Yes, there’s more!

…but why did he set me to red standing?

Hedvard Vetranax > girls make me nervous

You know what I really like?

Songs about me…

I’m the star!


Now, Hedvard just needs to send isk (and lots of it).

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #359

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #358

ALERTO! ALERTA! ALERTI!

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

I get a lot of email.

They also write my friends.

I’m not sure what they are going on about.

Everybody has something to say.

I really don’t know what to say.

What does it mean?

I guess that makes sense…

They just assume I understand.

I receive many interesting offers.

This can be very lucrative!

That’s right.

That’s the plan.

Isn’t that special?

Here’s a long one…

Bro, I don’t speak Polish.

Why not?

Naturally, I explained my lawful CODE.

He didn’t like the answer!

Goddess Aiko

My name is Aiko Danuja.

Everybody thinks I’m great.

Objectively, I’m the best player in the history of EvE Online.

I was voted “coolest hottest best of the best”!

I also made an elite top tier PvP alliance!

That’s right.

Just read these customer testimonials!

That’s right!

Many miners purchase multiple permits!

I think it’s kinda funny…

o7 capsuleers!

A Little Roleplay

Miners notice me.

I’m a legend in my own time.

They often have something to say.

Sometimes, they are less philosophical.

I always tell them to buy a permit.

I think they like me.

I consider them fans.

That’s right.

That’s not right.

Welcome to EvE Online!

…but wait, there’s more.

I will always be me.

Here is some wisdom.

Miners are idiots.

o7 capsuleers!