This is a true story from EvE Online.
Recently, I ganked a miner.
SUG-MACHINE HALA vowed to hunt me down.
Leys go!
What a guy.
That’s right.
He’s winning.
That’s right.
Now I’m in trouble.
He’s hired a mercenary.
That’s right…
REVENGE
Miner Questions
Carebears ask a lot of dumb questions.
They seem rather confused.
Why do you think?
It’s an interesting question.
A real mystery.
Here’s a thought.
I’m the best!
So I can do as I please.
Why shouldn’t I?
Have fun!
Happy 9/11
Welcome to EvE Online.
Today, we are ganking miners.
I’m making a real difference.
People are into that.
This can get pretty intense.
How much will you give?
It’ll never be enough…
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #361
Let’s read some mail!
Thanks for the free isk.
That was a good deal.
“EvE is no side slut of mine… I am a man who simply loves the meditative peace of mining…”
I don’t know what they are on about.
I think he’s begging me to let him mine AFK?
Anyways, I get a lot of crazy mails, most of which I never read.
Here’s a nice one from years ago.
Sometimes, I get complaints…
Ok….
Oh my!
Now why would he do that?
Well, this has been quite a tale.
I’m glad he approves!
Looks great!
Maybe I’ll read some more mail soon!
o7 capsuleers…
Another Day, Another Death Threat
Miners say some crazy stuff.
They also ask a lot of dumb questions.
Fortunately, they love Safety.
Mining permits are now just 200 million isk each!
How high can we go???
Tipping is always encouraged…
I am a full service provider.
I’ll take whatever you have.
Some miners need a little convincing.
Afterward, they get to change their bio!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Aiko Paints Her Nails
A lot of men are thinking about me.
I’m fine with that.
Here’s a little secret about me.
I am the best.
You know you want it.
That’s right.
Aiko Eats a Donky
Aiko Danuja is the best player in the history of EvE Online.
That’s pretty neat!
Boys love what I do.
I think it’s fun to play.
I wonder what I will do next?
At least he isn’t mad.
He sure had a lot to say…
I guess he roleplays as a salty dog?
What a silly bear.
I’ve heard it all before…
o7 capsuleers!
Aiko the Best
Some people say I’m a witch.
They aren’t wrong about that.
Want to see a fun trick?
I offer every miner the same deal.
It’s not hard to understand.
I’m the best.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Aiko Danujoke
Miners are bad at EvE Online.
So we purify them unto extirpation.
Recently, Blood Raiders visited ruination upon the J-bears.
Vulpecula Volans gave a riveting war speech.
His fleet was overwhelmed by a Childrens Orphanage Charity event.
It was a terrible slaughter.
The time for training was over.
Afterward, I returned to Highsec.
It was the same as always.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Winning EvE
I’m winning a game called EvE Online.
They win by losing.
I find this acceptable.
Highsec is a strange place…
Sometimes, they get an attitude.
So we have to put them down.
We are all having fun.
I hope everybody is having fun?
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers…
