Halloween Online

Oh, hey there!

I’m Captain-General of the Kimotoro Directorate!

It’s a special time for everyone.

Just imagine…

Recently, we held the Aiko Danuja Cosplay Conference Contest!

An honorable mention goes to ‘lawful paladin’ Hohanonsos.

I can’t remember who this is, but they look great!

A lot of people are into it.

ChatGPT even submitted an entry.

We gave every contestant a chance to perform their best Aiko.

Dozens of players tried to win.

However, only one pulled off a convincing Aiko.

Ange Du Matin accidentally tapped into that endless Aiko isk stream.

You can get rich looking like this.

I can’t even tell the difference…

…words of wisdom!

Congrats to our winner!

Here’s a bonus treat for what’s left of the Robot Hand Drinking House.

You might be dead to me, but I’m not!

That’s right…

Nice Website

Welcome to my best blog.

It’d be a real shame if something happened to it.

Miners are always threatening me…

These are actual losers in real-life.

Like, for real.

Innocent winkface 😉

That’s right.

Here’s a funny killmail.

Nice try champ.

There’s plenty more to come…

07 capsuleers!

Where’s Aiko?

Everybody wants to have fun.

Afterward, they often have questions.

Fortunately, I’m here to help.

You can find me in my ingame channel.

It’s called: Why Was I Ganked?

It’s basically my front yard.

I sit on the porch, and shoot miners.

My friends like to hang out and chill.

Everybody is invited…

It’s a place to learn and grow!

No matter what side of the gank you are on…

…this is where I be!

That’s right.

o7 capsuleers!

MASS MINER

Today, we met a mass miner.

Nagato NIshi > no one told me or warn me
Nagato NIshi > please warn me
Silver’s Revenge > you just had your warning

His various alts were in violation of the law.

Nagato NIshi > before you act like that
Nagato NIshi > i can leave you dont want me to mine here
Nagato NIshi > i think i gonna stop playing
Nagato NIshi > i just bought the ship you destroy
Nagato NIshi > thats all i make yesterday
Nagato NIshi > im noob

He finally decided to confess.

Nagato NIshi > i just played this again last 2 weeks
A Mama Kitty > What inspired you to come back?

Nagato Nishi is a convicted serial botter.

What happened?

Nagato NIshi > they told i was cheating
Nagato NIshi > cus i outproduce the enemy faction
Nagato NIshi > with arty shells
Nagato NIshi > got ban

Now he has a new plan.

Nagato NIshi > now im want to learn this game and see if i can be ban here and i see this game have a option
Nagato NIshi > thats make me easier
Nagato NIshi > i can overproduce here if i want
Nagato NIshi > if i have super computer or high end pc i can destroy the economy of this game

His only concern is Highsec ganking.

Nagato NIshi > where i can pay 200m?

I know how to play this game.

Katabe Haya Yatolila > btw why you guys collect isk? for?

Technically, he isn’t even botting…

He’s just got some kind of special keyboard.

Katabe Haya Yatolila > can marry you?
Katabe Haya Yatolila > you sound sexy to me

Nagato NIshi > its like specialized keyboard
Nagato NIshi > i just made it
Nagato NIshi > its risky you know
A Mama Kitty > So the keyboard runs macro software.
Nagato NIshi > you almost there

Is it possible to automate Highsec mining?

Sources say, yep.

That’s right.

So we let him mine.

A few moments later…

He understood the TRUTH.

We don’t allow bots in Highsec.

Oh right, he’s not a ‘real’ bot.

He denounced me.

His alt denounced the Scam’nGank lifestyle.

They denounced the CODE.

He vowed to sell his keyboard to other miners.

He vowed to raise an army of bot script AI miners.

He urged others to follow in his footsteps.

At least he got a mining permit.

Now he’s going back home…

… or maybe he will join Fraternity?

Like it or not, the bots are coming…

…and they know we are the enemy!

Save the Gilas!

What’s wrong with EvE Online?

Recently, I got called out in chat.

Everybody has been saying the same things to me.

Crazy psychoanalyzed my motivations.

Then he tried to help me get rich quick?

He had a cunning plan involving PI…

I want that BIG MONEY!

Sometimes, you meet someone special.

We had an interesting chat.

He is a big fan of the CODE.

“Ganking is ok, BUT…”

I disappointed him.

Gilas are too small for me.

Are Gilas even miners?

What do you think?

…but why?

He explained everything.

Do AFK Gilas deserve to die?

Finally, he reached his call to action.

He was most pleased with our arrangement.

Of course, you can’t please everyone.

Some people just want Gilas to burn.

=The Next Day=