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I’m winning a game called EvE Online.
They win by losing.
I find this acceptable.
Highsec is a strange place…
Sometimes, they get an attitude.
So we have to put them down.
We are all having fun.
I hope everybody is having fun?
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers…
80 trillion isk destroyed…
Let’s have some content context.
When I joined the once mighty CODE. alliance, in 2018, that alliance’s total isk destroyed was less than 70 trillion. By the end of 2019, it reached 80 trillion. However, with greater velocity, the mighty Safety. alliance has eclipsed that old CODE. killboard. I now stand not merely as equal to James 315, at his peak, but higher yet even still! From this point onward, comparisons between CODE. and Safety. become circular, since most of CODE’s subsequent killboard was driven by individuals who are now members of Safety (namely, myself). With time, I anticipate exceeding the entire sum total of CODE., but beyond this point I am merely competing against myself.
I’m doing great, and I feel great.
Many write to express support and appreciation…
I’m the best!
Kazry was a bad boy.
Kazry > i ran with the bandidos for a number of years
He sure talked a lot of trash.
He kinda liked me.
Then he went to the big house.
It’s been a long time!
Welcome back, big guy!
Plot twist: He still likes me…
I’m doing better than ever!
Everybody loves Aiko.
That’s right.
I’m the best!
Stay out of trouble…
Welcome to my clickbait.
James 315 was a great guy, no doubt. More of a blogger, than an actual EvE player, but still pretty cool. However, when the greatest PvP player in the history of the game began to eclipse him, she also began to notice where he was wrong and not quite right.
Indeed, James forgot one of his own systems! Recently, in my quest to obtain Intaki Spiced Tea, imagine my surprise when I realized not only does Intaki exist, but no CODE. agent had ever visited it before. I felt like a true explorer as I claimed the system in MY name!
That’s right.
For good measure, I snagged another quick frag.
Shocking as this might be, I can’t help but acknowledge a subtle truth which careless readers might miss. Not only am I the best, I’m also slightly misleading (some might even say dishonest). Of course, when James wrote his post, Intaki was not actually a Highsec system. So perhaps I am guilty of sensationalist exaggeration, but who can blame me? It was not James who came to Intaki and ganked two exhumers – it was ME. In Intaki, the miners can truthfully say, “Before the CODE. there was AIKO!”
Many have thus begun to notice me, learning two things: 1) I appear to be the best, and 2) Even if I’m not, I’m still pretty darn great. Even my detractors acknowledge my success.
Compared to James 315, I’m pie in the sky!
Here’s a video that made me laugh.
Is EvE’s #1 alltime greatest a fraud??
I don’t need to explain what I do or why, and I certainly don’t worry about the salt and tears of AI generated solobear commentators who don’t even play the game. To be quite frank, all the greatest players in EvE Online are always engaged in some sort of padding. For us, that’s a game unto itself, and whether you are whoring on keepstars, jump freighters, dread brawls, or dunking your own alts – it’s all part of the game. However, what happens when you strip away the padding, what’s left?
“Aiko Danuja… The Legend… one of the most famous outlaws in New Eden. That is real… Aiko Danuja is ALWAYS your OFFICIAL High Princess… Aiko Danuja Is the Best Bee… The top of the solo leaderboard is YOURS… To be fair to the princess, the rest of the record is real… the LEGEND is real…”
Strip away the deceit, and you are left with one obvious truth: Aiko Danuja is the greatest player in the history of the game!
Hey, here’s a ‘real’ solo kill…
He even bought a permit…
With kills like that, I can afford to pad!
I get a lot of fan mail.
They are impressed by my LGBTQ friendly animal-rights alliance.
All the best legions are affiliated.
I give each miner the attention they deserve.
Praise Me!
I like to share my favourite verse.
Isn’t that the truth?
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers!
You cocksucker! You cancer-ridden piece of shit, you test-tube-born, pathetic, cum-guzzling faggot—if I ever met you in real life, I’d shove your head up your own ass so you could lick yourself clean, you cancer-ridden faggot, you mangy little brat!!!
Hunter Parker had a problem.
He was in a bad alliance.
Hunter Parker > and ive got 12 kill rights
At first, he tried to bully his way through Highsec.
Aiko Danuja > Hunter Parker why u doing killrights on me???
Hunter Parker > why do you think?
Good Girl Kara > you are hateful
Aiko Danuja > its rude
So I tried to reason with him.
Aiko Danuja > ok remove the killright
Hunter Parker > first 700mil
Hunter Parker > then ill remove it
Aiko Danuja > don’t try to scam me miner
He was a greedy little bear.
Aiko Danuja > you don’t know who i am apparently
Hunter Parker > i dont
Aiko Danuja > They call me Aiko Danuja
Hunter Parker > ahhh your the ceo of a 20 person corp well done
He mocked my small alliance.
Suddenly, he saw the truth!
Good Girl Kara > pretty much sums it up
Hunter Parker > fuck it does thanks for showing me that i fucking dont want to be apart of that
Aiko Danuja > Hunter Parker do u want to gank with us?
Aiko Danuja > ill send u a fleet invite
So we all decided to be friends.
Hunter Parker > i happy to fly with you guys just not kill anyone
Sargon Of Amerish > hey if you can fly a gila aiko says we do need someone that can use a pve ship
We formed a combined PvP/PvE fleet.
Aiko Danuja > I LOVE MY MOM THIS PIZZA IS SO GOOD
Hunter Parker > ok hold on let me buy the ship
Aiko Danuja > lets go TEAM
Hunter Parker > also will i get a % of anything?
Once again, he tried to extort me.
Hunter Parker > im omw now btw
Hunter Parker > also im in a proteus
Hunter Parker > not a gila
Hunter Parker > this is the fit i used when i did l4 missions lol
He also changed ships, without asking the FC’s permission.
Hunter Parker > it has get more dps
Sargon Of Amerish > whats your ehp?
Unfortunately, his new ship could not handle the incoming damage.
Hunter Parker > haha
Sargon Of Amerish > is it ZERO?
At least he finally left that terrible alliance.
That’s right.
That’s right!
07 capsuleers!
Hedvard Vetranax met his fate and destiny.
…and they said I never leave Highsec?
I know what men really want.
To Princess Aiko, Keeper of the Drones
From: Hedvard Vetranax
They want to write poems (about me).
Princess Aiko, jewel of the Chain,
I’ve chased through fire, through void, through flame.
I’ve broken pirates, kings, and fleets,
Yet found defeat where our destinies meet.The whispers say I threw the fight,
That somehow I forgot my might.
They ask, “Why didn’t the Astero burn?
Why let the heatless modules turn?”The answer’s simple—though hard to confess,
A deputy can falter, I guess.
When your ship appeared upon my scan,
My courage fled my careful plan.My heat racks waited, cold and still,
Unused by choice, not lack of will.
The overheat lights never shone…
For fear I’d leave you podded… alone.What glory lies in molten steel,
If victory ends what I might feel?
Better an honest bruise to pride
Than scorch the star where hopes reside.Yet let no soul mistake the tale—
Your victory was no fairy tale.
Those faithful drones obeyed your hand
Like knights responding to command.They struck with grace, returned with speed,
Each recall timed to meet the need.
No drone was wasted, left to die;
You ruled the field with watchful eye.I watched them weave through fire and smoke,
Each perfect orbit, every stroke.
A captain’s worth is plainly shown;
By how she guides each faithful drone.So if they ask why heat was spared,
Or why my armor wasn’t repaired,
Tell them this, and tell it true:A deputy may hunt the stars…
But even Bulldogs lose their nerve…
When fighting someone worthy of their heart.
Until the next duel beneath Anoikis’ endless skies!
Maybe he should make this into a song?
What a good little boy.
Yes, there’s more!
…but why did he set me to red standing?
Hedvard Vetranax > girls make me nervous
You know what I really like?
Songs about me…
I’m the star!
Now, Hedvard just needs to send isk (and lots of it).
Why are they fighting?
Are they fighting over ice?
Who will win?
Coming SOON!
That’s right.
Be there!
THIS SUNDAYyYyYyYyY!
We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.
I get a lot of email.
They also write my friends.
I’m not sure what they are going on about.
Everybody has something to say.
I really don’t know what to say.
What does it mean?
I guess that makes sense…
They just assume I understand.
I receive many interesting offers.
This can be very lucrative!
That’s right.
That’s the plan.
Isn’t that special?
Here’s a long one…
Bro, I don’t speak Polish.
Why not?
Naturally, I explained my lawful CODE.
He didn’t like the answer!
Carebears hate PvP.
This is what PvP looks like.
Woof!
No wonder they aren’t happy.
Anyways…
o7 capsuleers!
