Garbage Down

Hey there.

We ganked a garbage truck.

Garbage can tycoon.

Billions of catalysts died…

Miners be crazy in EvE Online.

Facts…

This is the game we play…

Even garbage haulers are miners!

Be ye pirate, or be ye miner?

At least he’s not mad.

Talking about real dollars…

Oh my.

Miners deserve their fate.

I hope they calm down.

No reason to be dramatic.

Anyways…

Nobody likes a miner.

For real.

Yikesaroo

It’s crazy, right?

That’s right.

MarkeeGankedon

I guess MarkeeDragon is a streamer?

He’s also hostile??

Apparently, this is his alt??? Like, full disclosure, I’m not entirely sure. I’ve ganked a lot of freighters…

Oof. That freighter looks like some kind of fat beetle, getting swarmed by ants and slowly ripped apart.

Now, Markee claims CCP gives him preferential treatment (as they do for all streamers), and CCP nobility blesses his stream. He threw out some big namedrops to prove he is CCP approved, and I swiftly recognized one of those names. Clearly, based on this political reality, I must tread carefully, to delicately address a claim which Markee repeatedly alleged (before retracting, and then realleging, and then retracting, before realleging). He accused me of cheating!

So, here is the question of the day – was Markee streamsniped (and thereby griefed, in violation of rules which don’t forbid streamsniping, even though carebears pretend otherwise)?

The answer, believe it or not, is no.

For some reason, perhaps because he got dunked, Markee declined to preserve video evidence. Regardless, any investigation will unveil Mr Markee was indeed autopiloting directly toward me. He tried to argue that he wasn’t, based on his physical proximity to a keyboard, but I watched his stream and heard the phrase “Autopilot Engaged” followed by “Autopilot Jumping”. As Eve Online’s most professional streamsniper, my services were clearly not needed here – autopilot ensured Markee’s inevitable demise. In this particular case, the sniper rolled her eyes, rested her rifle on its tripod, and patiently waited.

Let’s see what streamer simps had to say.

Mmhmm.

As always, they tried to shame us for PvP.

They claim Weekend Kusion Aikos are afraid.

This is the most typical whining.

We’ve heard it ten thousand times before.

Cool chat.

That’s right.

Cheerzah!

Isanamo

Listening to: Shadow Hunter

Oh hi, ya, I live here.

Sort of like a place you might expect me.

This is what GPT says we do.

#1 alltime destroyer/battlecruiser/bomber ALLTIME CHAMPIONS

PewPEWpew – heavy flak from barski

Now that’s REAL PvP.

I’ll add him to the list.

2+8+3=1 Dead Orca

It’s never too late to repent.

They wonder why we gank them…

COMING SOON

In thirteen plus one day…

=THIS SUMMER=

4.91 = 4 + 9 + 1 = 13 + 1

4 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 4 = 13 + 1

We caught a war criminal, in EvE Online.

Absolute Matrix

Governor Lee tried to annex Lonetrek (again).

Not on my watch!

The absolute plebs are on my list.

That’s right.

They are bad at mining, ganking, and antiganking.

In EvE Online, miners be crazy.

Get blocked!

Like seriously.

Welcome to the Absolute Matrix.

It’s full of trash.

They are never calm.

In EvE Online, we pick our own fights.

Who will Absolute Order send against me?

I sure hope they figure it out.

FROM DOWNTOWN

Every miner must obey the law.

That’s right.