Carebears hate PvP.
This is what PvP looks like.
Woof!
No wonder they aren’t happy.
Oh well…
o7 capsuleers!
PvP Victory
Goddess Aiko
My name is Aiko Danuja.
Everybody thinks I’m great.
Objectively, I’m the best player in the history of EvE Online.
I was voted “coolest hottest best of the best”!
I also made an elite top tier PvP alliance!
That’s right.
Just read these customer testimonials!
That’s right!
Many miners purchase multiple permits!
I think it’s kinda funny…
o7 capsuleers!
Semen Loves Aiko
I’m the greatest player in the history of EvE Online.
Some people are just bad at this game.
They will never learn.
Have you learned anything?
I’ve learned that miners deserve to die.
They don’t seem to mind.
O7 CAPSULEERS!
Absolute Justice
Listening to: High-Sex Assassin
Do mining permits work?
Of course…
Mining permits are on sale now!
That’s right.
Make sure to obey the LAW!
o7 capsuleers…
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
=POINT AND COUNTERPOINT=
A VERY GOOD JOB
I’m doing great.
Not everybody is so fortunate.
It sucks being a miner.
Sometimes, it’s better to stop.
Don’t let this be you!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Neato Mosquito
I am the best!
A lot of people agree.
In EvE Online, I just roleplay as myself.
That’s right.
That’s right…
Really?
Good luck to you, capsuleer!
A Little Roleplay
Miners notice me.
I’m a legend in my own time.
They often have something to say.
Sometimes, they are less philosophical.
I always tell them to buy a permit.
I think they like me.
I consider them fans.
That’s right.
That’s not right.
Welcome to EvE Online!
…but wait, there’s more.
I will always be me.
Here is some wisdom.
Miners are idiots.
o7 capsuleers!
High-Sex Assassin
Hey there…
Recently, CCP gave me an official new title!
Isn’t that special?
Now I’m a real pirate princess!
That’s right..
Get that D
Welcome back to my best blog.
EvE Online is fun!
Everybody is thinking about me.
What will they think of next?
What do you think?
Neat!
That’s right…
Understanding
Miners struggle to understand the Code.
So we gently guide them…
Good luck little traveler!
Any questions?
That’s right.
