Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Miners are often confused.
They have a lot of questions.
Will they ever understand?
What is happening to them… and why?
In every language, they ask the same question.
It’s a real mystery.
That’s right.
I hope they figure it out…
That’s right!
A known miner has been banned from Aydoteaux community fleets.
Desperate for boosts, the skiff cried out in vain.
Other miners do not approve of his forum posts.
He is an embarrassment to EvE Online.
He wants it bad, but he is blocked and banned.
There are actually several reasons.
I’m not even logged in, and he’s thinking about me.
He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).
He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).
He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).
That’s right.
I’ve heard his posts are pretty bad.
I wouldn’t know…
The other miners mock him endlessly.
This story just keeps getting weirder…
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
Miners are often surprised to encounter me.
Suddenly Aiko!
It’s definitely worth it.
James 315 is gone, and that’s for the best.
Centuple o7 to you Dog2424!
How do you make isk in EvE Online?
Is that right?
That’s right.
I’m on FIRE!
I’ve sold a lot of mining permits.
Recently, I found an interesting idea in the suggestion box.
I can accommodate these requests.
Tired of that old Fifth Class mining permit?
Modern mining permits are ON SALE now!
That’s right.
Upgrade today, and mine with modern comfort and style!
NICE!
VERY NICE!!
Listening to: Kill the Farmer
Newbros have a lot of questions.
Here’s a little tip for new gankers.
Ventures are way more fun than freighters.
Miners sure do cry a lot.
I hope they all quit the game.
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right.
I’m a bright shining star.
In EvE Online, I’m making a real difference.
That’s right!
You know what they say about me.
I’m the best!
What are you doing tonight?
Many miners are seeking employment (irl and in-game).
Unfortunately, they don’t have any skills.
Regardless, we don’t need miners.
Plot Twist: He didn’t want to mine anyways.
Another bad attitude bear.
What will he do next?
That’s right.
That’s right!
=BONUS SALT=
Happy Easter to All!
I’m the best.
That’s right.
That’s right!
=SALT OF THE DAY=
Miners love what I do.
I also enjoy the game.
We have a lot of fun in EvE Online.
I don’t ever do anything else.
All I want to do is kill miners.
I hope everybody else is having a good time!
That’s right.
That’s right!
