Hi there.
It’s me.
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I must like the attention.
That’s right.
That’s right!
I’m the best.
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Hello Aiko
Category: Witchcraft
Aiko the Best
It’s really all about me.
At every moment in EvE history…
…there I am.
These days, I’m the definition of success.
I’m the best!
Are we the Gankers?
Over the years, I have received many questions…
…and more than a few complaints!
Are people in my alliance ganking?
I thought we were antigankers???
I’m not sure what to say.
It is rather strange…
I wonder if the miners will ever understand?
Am I still getting these mails?
Yep!
It’s a real mystery!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Antiganker PRIDE!
o7 capsuleers!
=BONUS CONTENT=
Antiganking Fail
I finally finished watching that new show.
Local was full of idiots.
They were jealous of our free time.
I guess they are content.
I decided to undock and check it out.
Suddenly CONCORD (and gate guns)!
That’s right.
I accepted their generous offerings.
Carebears aren’t very good at PvP.
I hope they had fun.
Miners are kinda weird.
A few moments later…
=BONUS KILLMAIL=
Later that evening…
That’s right.
I’m the best!
=LIVE BLOG CONTINUES=
What a game…
In EvE Online, there’s always more to the story.
o7 capsuleers!
=MOMENT OF TRUTH=
100 Billion Isk Club
Miners are often surprised to encounter me.
Suddenly Aiko!
It’s definitely worth it.
James 315 is gone, and that’s for the best.
Centuple o7 to you Dog2424!
How do you make isk in EvE Online?
Is that right?
That’s right.
I’m on FIRE!
Modern Mining
I’ve sold a lot of mining permits.
Recently, I found an interesting idea in the suggestion box.
I can accommodate these requests.
Tired of that old Fifth Class mining permit?
Modern mining permits are ON SALE now!
That’s right.
Upgrade today, and mine with modern comfort and style!
NICE!
VERY NICE!!
Where is the Mack?
My Pickup Gang continues to roam Highsec.
Who will we pick up next?
A likely target…
Get picked on!
Flamguard found himself at the local licensing office.
Fortunately, he knew a few Goon agents.
Can you guess what happened next (NO PEEKING).
Are you ready?
That’s right.
Suddenly, our story took a familiar turn…
Did you guess correctly?
Aiko Danuja was ready to help (again).
Another satisfied customer!
=BONUS CUSTOMER SERVICE=
We don’t do contracts.
I love this game!
That’s right.
What a paranoid miner!
He got what he deserved.
Krig’s Korner, Episode 27
Stay Safe!
Highsec is a dangerous place.
Transphobic racist ‘Christian’ valfurian saraki vowed revenge.
This time, he had a cunning plan.
April ‘Short’ Skirt (not a trannie) was eager to help.
valfurian was pleased with the plan.
He remembered his encounter with that bwitch Aiko Danuja.
This time, he would be ready for her.
After a week, he got the weapons online.
Soon, it would be time…
Can you guess what happened next?
NO PEEKING!
Are you ready?
Ready or not, here we come!
Did you guess correctly?
That’s right.
Can you guess what happened next?
That’s right.
To be continued…
That’s Right
It’s easy to understand why.
Nobody likes a miner.
Just kill them all.
o7 capsuleers!
Asstrophobia THE MINER
Nobody likes an isk grubbing carebear.
Are gankbears real gankers?
Gankbears just don’t get it (and never will).
Unfortunately, it didn’t work out for me and James…
…but at least he found love!
I only gank people who care.
Likewise, James ganks miners who care, because HE cares.
Sometimes, you meet a miner who really cares.
This sounds like a serious space matter!
Nowadays, there is the old Code and the new original Code.
Each Code contains a phantom social contract.
In my spare time, I provide miners with legal assistance.
They appreciate my counsel.
Many miners are terrified of me…
…however, I just want to help!
What’s on your wish list?
That’s right.
Obey the Codes, or this could be you!
FINAL THOUGHTS
BONUS AIKO LORE CONTENT
Check it out: https://eveonion.com/miners-corner/
FINAL VOWS
Now you know why real gankers gank (it’s not for isk).
To be continued?
=LIVE BLOG CONTINUES=
