Kelroth, Part 1
Previously, in the Princess Diaries… Kelroth bought a C7 wormhole, with all the keepstars, and a lifetime VIP mining permit. However, when evil traders infiltrated DarkStar Industries, Kelroth knew he had a CODE. spy on the inside. It didn’t take long for his new friends to identify the secret agent. It was none other than Kelroth’s own security chief, the Bible thumping flat Earther Brutus.
Brutus was upset, especially when accused of being a CODE. agent.
After some reflection, he liked the sound of this.
So he went to the Minerbumping channel…
…where Princess Aiko had finally defeated Lewak.
To his surprise, nobody believed him!
Although Aiko was back, other agents were unprepared for elite content.
Brutus wondered how a true agent could fail to BONUS a miner.
Alas, Ernst and Guybertini let the opportunity pass.
Fortunately, someone invited Brutus to a better channel: Why Was I Ganked?
Always willing to help, Aiko took a break from her routine duties.
Despite connectivity issues, she knew Brutus deserved special attention.
As Brutus transferred his stuff, they had a vibrant discussion.
The Lord himself listened intently, blessing Aiko with eternal grace.
There was even a BONUS round!
In this way, did Brutus garner his most Divine revenge, transferring thusly unto fair Aiko.
Afterward, Brutus found a new calling in EVE.
He became a campus preacher.
To be continued…