Isanamo

Listening to: Shadow Hunter

Oh hi, ya, I live here.

Sort of like a place you might expect me.

This is what GPT says we do.

#1 alltime destroyer/battlecruiser/bomber ALLTIME CHAMPIONS

PewPEWpew – heavy flak from barski

Now that’s REAL PvP.

I’ll add him to the list.

2+8+3=1 Dead Orca

It’s never too late to repent.

They wonder why we gank them…

COMING SOON

In thirteen plus one day…

=THIS SUMMER=

4.91 = 4 + 9 + 1 = 13 + 1

4 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 4 = 13 + 1

We caught a war criminal, in EvE Online.

Tee Ka’s Big Revenge

Tee Ka Gets PKd, Part 1

That’s right.

That’s right!

Tee Ka is a friendly miner.

He’s been around a while.

His alts like to talk him up.

These stories are unbelievable.

Tee Ka is also prone to emotional outbursts.

This is because he was defeated, again and again.

Along the way, his other alt learned to eject.

This is fine with us.

We’ve given him fair warning.

We’ve tried to help.

There he is, a known neutral.

Recently, Tee Ka leveled up…

He ganked an explorer!!!

Even with carebear mods, ganking is harder than it looks.

As Tee Ka celebrated his great revenge…

…he soon discovered kill rights.

Then we ganked him back (again and again).

Two can play that ganker game!

He’s gradually accepted reality.

Another happy miner.

Good for him!

*****POSTSCRIPT*****

Tee Ka went on to die many more times.

CheerZAH!

Avalanche Down (2x)

Previously, the Avalanche was overpowered

However, today we made history.

So yah, I logged into EvE Online…

Antigankers were already waiting.

They are kinda dumb.

Today, we are fishing in Uedama.

Hey there.

Great teamwork.

Op success.

Another fake gank.

That’s right.

Later that day…

***RUMORS AND INTEL***

***BEHIND THE SCENES***

***EXTERNAL LINKS***

The Brisc Rubal Home for Hot Unwed Mothers

Cheers!

How to Sell a Mining Permit, RELOADED

Let’s meet a miner.

Every miner has a story.

No miner is innocent.

I guess he got the mail.

Fascinating.

Some miners are confused.

I ask nicely!

What a deal.

Miners sure ask a lot of questions.

I want to help them all.

According to the CODE, I must honor the questions three.

He came really close.

At least he had fun.

He just had one nagging question…

That’s right.

I enjoy EvE Online!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #245

Listening to: Zoot Suit Riot

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #244

Miners love to write.

Wow.

What a guy.

Yikesaroo.

I hope they feel better soon.

Miners are always poor…

…and more than a little dim.


Anyways…

At least they are happy.

I know how to have fun.

You love it, daddy-o.

That’s right!

Tell me more?

Fat Cat Came to Play
Now You Can’t Run Fast Enough
You Best Stay Away
When the Pushers Come to Shove

Throw back a bottle of beer
I have coal black hair

Absolute Trash

Listening to: Cat Sky

Remember Cat Sky?

He’s an Absolute Pleb.

Oh, what did you say?

Now you’ve got my attention (again), Mr Lee.

It’s been a busy week, hasn’t it?

Apparently, RoCket X needs my help.

I’m always happy to help a friend.

There’s only one concentration camp allowed in Highsec…

It’s time to evict these Absolute Wannabes!

That’s called justice.

Nobody likes an Absolute Bear.

Ya know what this means?

Welcome to Absolute Safety.

Zivix Spiroski > u dogshit of a persone
Zivix Spiroski > hunting your ass down
Zivix Spiroski > ALL DAY LONG!
Zivix Spiroski > u don’t know me
Zivix Spiroski > i know u irl

That’s right.

That’s right!

Generous donations always accepted.

To be continued…

Krig’s Korner, Episode 17

Krig’s Korner, Episode 16

Hey there.

Well, gee, thanks.

My name is Krig Povelli, and I’m a professional.

Welcome to my Korner.

PSA: Don’t leave your Orca unattended.

When I take a man’s Orca garbage can, I look him in the eyes.

Do you want it back, or not?

I’m happy to help.

That’s how we play EvE Online.

Thanks for the free Orca, bro.

Nobody likes a poor.

At least he has a cool bio.

I hope he finds a new Orca…

Cinco de Mayo

I recently cancelled New Order shares, replacing them with Aiko Points. Isn’t that nice? VCBee 315 thus realized the New Order is bankrupt, whereas Princess Aiko has stood the test of time. How long has it been, since you heard from James 315? I bet it’s been awhile. Indeed, Aiko Points are the smart man’s choice for financial investment. VCBee thus purchased 35 points, at 1 billion isk per point.

Apparently, he had to liquidate some assets.

Bee well.

I’ll never forget you!