Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Listening to: Space Strippers
TrueRoyalty has a religious faith.
The earthquakes in Turkey and Syria were inspiring.
Like most miners, True is one of the good guys.
Antigankers love the miners.
Remember, CCP said that gankers are griefers!
Miners are God’s chosen people.
In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.
TrueRoyalty roleplays as a crazy person (in real life).
You reap what you sow!
Previously, we met Barnso.
Unfortunately, Barnso did not fly safe.
What happened?
At least he likes me.
Barnso applied for SRP.
Barnso was excited to win 6.21 billion isk.
So he sent me a portion of his prize money.
He also tipped Sargon.
What a nice guy!
Cheers!
=BONUS ROUND=
Molly continues to bump the Miner Hunting Service.
I love my space job!
Previously, we met miner lorrenzo.
He owed me money.
We settled on a compromise.
He would pay me to stop posting about him.
A fair bargain!
I was excited to show my TRUE nature.
I filled lorrenzo with that PvP spirit.
Don’t listen to the whiners.
Ganking is fun!
lorrenzo finally understands how to play EvE Online.
A happy ending!
The once mighty CODE. alliance had terminal autism.
Literally, autism.
NOL Director Super Perforator was unwell.
Super declared war on Aiko!
He roleplayed “victory”.
Victorious gankers should stop ganking. Right?
Super Perfie had no time for gankers.
Perfie preferred antigankers.
However, a princess cannot abide antigankers…
So Super Perforator ban/muted all the gankers.
Perfie was seduced by antiganker “agent” Knowledgeminer
Fortunately, Aiko has powerful friends in Highsec.
Knowledgeminer was arrested!
However, Super Perforator continued to harbor antigankers.
Meanwhile, Perfie autistically denied the death of James 315.
Inevitably, The Conference Elite denounced New Order Logistics.
Everyone said NOL is trash.
So TCE decided to form a new alliance, without NOL.
Stay tuned for a brief history of the CODE. alliance.
To be continued…
Bee well.
Previously, on Aiko Danuja is the best player in EvE Online blog.
Exanon Alleile searched for a missing Mackinaw.
Eventually, he/she/xie began casting curses.
Subsequently, Damien Oxytocin encountered a raving alt.
Would Princess Aiko be able to resize these screenshots?
Someone is cursing us at length.
Will Jesus Christ travel through a wormhole and save Jita?
Suddenly, the big reveal. Irie Tsero was Exanon all along!
Your choices in EvE Online will have ETERNAL consequences.
What Would James Do?
Dunk Dinkle ranked his favourite EvE players.
I’m a perfect -10.
Miners are always excited to see me.
They often have questions.
I love to help!
Anthony has been a good little miner!
His alts all have mining permits.
What a happy bear!
What could possibly be wrong?
Oh, right, he still needs a fleeting permit.
Anthony just had one more question.
It would only cost 100 175 million isk to get an answer.
I’m sure he’s paid all the fees — right?
Like omg, I’m like such a cutie!
June Twenty-Fourth. A day celebrated across New Eden.
My favourite thing about Juneteenth, is that it signals the approaching glory of Aiko Day. As you know, this is the most festive Highsec Holiday, during which various empires, federations, republics, and states celebrate the matriculation summa cum laude of their beloved sovereign Highness, Princess Aiko Danuja.
Once upon a time, this was known as Code Day, or the Day of Jamespocalypse. Indeed, on this day, James 315 posted an abridged version of the Code. June 24 is a special day, and James did this as an act of faith in the prophesized coming of Her divin royale majeste. He knew people were not yet ready for radical totalitarian feminism, but he led them toward a bright future, which we celebrate today.
Like many quitters and lossers, James 315 declared an imaginary victory. He did this, also on Aiko Day, to establish a clear and undisputed transition of governance. In a sense, James was victorious, because everything he did would lead to my success. However, our mission remains incomplete. James may have completed his Eight Year Plan, but with or without him, we must continue. Forever means Always!
There were various reactions to James 315’s premature declaration. Some people drank the Kool-Aid, praising James with their dying breath, as Dresden Rubble Gnomes entombed them inside Dear Leader’s sarcophagus. These roleplayers were lame, and we were not sorry to see them go. Others were annoyed. How could James doom his alliance to eternal stagnation? Such sentiments threatened the very existence of civilization. Meanwhile, former fans saw an opportunity. They began roleplaying as “independent New Order agents”. Today, they remain outside the community, where they belong.
I told you the honest truth.
James 315 is dead.
So we held a funeral, respectfully waited six months to see if he would be born again, and then I created a new alliance, a better alliance, a stronger alliance. An alliance with more Aiko. This is what James wanted. He didn’t want us to join an autistic cult, worshiping him ad nauseum. He wanted us to move on, to the future.
Thusly, went we forth.
James 315 believed in power. The strong thrive, and the weak perish. This is the most fundamental law of nature. My legitimacy, and the legitimacy of my alliance, is not defined by sycophantic praise. Month after month, year after year, the mighty Safety. alliance has more kills, more points, and more isk. We are indisputably the #1 alliance. That’s a fact. Unlike the roleplayers, we are not merely pretending. Unlike the autistic, we are not merely imitating. If James 315 were alive today, he would support us. More importantly, we don’t need him — and he would have respected that.
He wouldn’t have a choice.
BONUS CONTENT: Death of a gnome.
What a happy little newbro.
Wow, that’s great!
I continue toward an amazing destiny.
Former fans have an axis of autism.
However, we have something better.
We have a Princess.
You just can’t argue with success!
The future of the CODE. is safe.
That’s right!
That’s right!
That’s right!
Listening to: Chantilly Lace
Erik Draven was ganked by the Loot Fairy.
Poor Erik didn’t have a friend in the galaxy(((
Freedom left him empty inside.
Erik found himself watching a certain someone.
He began to feel something special.
This was his big chance, but did he really have to pay?!
Erik wanted to learn more about the High High Heroin.
As he studied her Holy Word, he was filled with FAITH.
Unlike Hrothgrrarianism, this is a CODE. which people want to be part of.
Doubting Erik experienced a miraculous conversion.
He wasn’t gonna wind up in an incel Lewakian monastery.
True happiness is Chantilly lace and a pretty face…
…and a pony tail ahangin down!
So spend all your money!
Why, hello there, dear reader.
Once upon a time, the CODE. alliance was a mighty alliance.
One day, James 315 docked up, AFK forever.
The final challenge to his legacy was posed by gankbear roleplayers, who tried to convince everyone to leave the alliance. They called themselves CODE BLUE, and they rallied around has beens, never weres, and never will bees. Their leader is a nobody, who helped place more than a dozen killmails on the CODE. killboard, before quitting and vowing to never rejoin (because this would interfere with his Mussolini inspired plan, to establish a miner axis centered upon Dodixie Poinen).
[ 2017.03.24 21:55:30 ]
Hrothgar Nilsson > my great-grandfather is pure italian ancestry. Benito was his name.
Chemical brother > A lot of people in italy love Benito
Hrothgar Nilsson > Yes, because when there is a crisis, people often look to dictators to provide all the solutions. The New Order is people power, united behind the vision of James 315. James 315 is doing what Mussolini should have done.
Chemical brother > Italian history is very complicated…
Hrothgar Nilsson > The world needs to pay more attention to the history of Italy. Italy has been misjudged, misperceived, and had its character assassinated… So, I say, Viva Italia, and Via James 315 and the New Order!
Alt 00 > Kill: Lexxos (Mackinaw)
Hey retard, James 315 doesn’t like incel Wehraboo fascisti!
When Hrothgar heard James was retiring, he didn’t wait 48 hours. The rest of us were trying to keep the alliance running, and planning a nice funeral, but Hrothgar instantly created his own rival alliance. When the New Order was at its weakest and most vulnerable, Hrothgarlini tried to split the community. The shameless copycat even plagiarized the ticker JAMES. Some of us cared about the New Order, and we were disgusted. I offered Hrothgar ONE BILLION isk, if he would disband his fraudulent alliance, and rejoin the CODE. George went further, offering TEN BILLION isk. Hrothgar refused!
Like most gankbears, he doesn’t want to talk about it.
Nowadays, he only speaks through a beta orbiter.
“I’m loyal to James Hrothtard, GRRR CODE.” members include the guy who conspired to ban the entire CODE. alliance from the minerbumping channel (and then quit, only to return, and then quit again, and then return, and then quit again), and the guy who sent hundreds of agents to eternal damnation.
If he were still alive, James would be alarmed to know these desperate traders have united. Meanwhile, they have all begun crawling inside the ruins, after abandoning the CODE. years ago. Back in the day, some of them declared war on James, but now they sleep with his corpse! What are they doing? Actual avowed antigankers, living inside the tomb, and furiously masturbating perverting his legacy.
Ward vowed to destroy me, and James 315.
Imagine, antigankers hiding inside the CODE. alliance.
When James died, he knew they would try this. Therefore, he sent a psychic message to the oracle, Talas Dir, who left a sign for all time. The prophecy of Talas proves that Aiko Danuja was chosen by the Gods. Exactly one month before the Jamespocalypse, Talas foretold that James would vanish, and be replaced by Aiko.
James always understood the importance of clear, concise, communication.
In May 2020, only a dozen people knew that James intended to retire, abdicating to his unemployed kickboxing ex-girlfriend.
Salty boomers who weren’t even in the CODE. alliance, can probably understand that they were never part of the inner circle, and that is probably why James didn’t bother to tell them about his plans for the future.
It is Aiko, whom destiny favours, as the greatest ganker in galactic history.
It is Aiko, whom James recognized, as championettess of Halaima.
All Glory to the Ice BWitchPrincess!
