Category: Faith

How to Sell a Mining Permit

Check out this trick (yes, today).

First, get their attention.

Ganking, bumping, warping around – whatever works.

Some miners enjoy the chase.

However, they are easily confused.

It’s important to address their concerns.

I’m the greatest ganker in the history of EvE Online.

Wouldn’t you like to meet me?

I’m nicer than my alts.

There was just one outstanding issue.

His alts also need permits…

This is a good racket.

In Eve Online, everything is fungible.

That’s right.

Can you guess what happened next?

Scroll down to see if you guessed correctly!

That’s right.

Did you guess correctly?

===AFTERWORD===

He went FULL CAPITAL on me.

We even had a BONUS round.

He was one lucky winner!

I’m happy to help.

That’s right.

Cheerzah!

Another happy customer.

\o/

June 1 Day

Welcome back…

It’s gonna be another day in EvE Online!

We love to meet new players.

Only crybabies are crying.

Hedvard Vetranax went from zero to hero.

Some people are happy capsulers.

That’s why CCP allows us to gank them.

Are you having fun?

Maybe you just don’t get it.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Cheerzah brav…

Yria is Syria, Part 3

Yria is Syria, Part 1

There is war in SYria.

Miners are learning why.

James 315 died, but Princess Aiko reigns as Queen Regent!

So we did an experiment.

Is bumping effective?

We wanted to know.

Is Silent Company a good alliance?

Our research indicates they are bads.

That is sad.

So we taught them a lesson.

Yes.

About Me (Aiko Danuja)

That’s me!

I host the popular Why Was I Ganked? channel.

It’s a place for miners to meet cool people.

That makes me a real space celebrity.

Those other losers have bad alliances with dead channels.

People like me because I’m fun and interesting.

You’ll want to pay attention.

That’s right.

Cheerzah!

Vacation in Piekura

Listening to: Permit Denied

Hey there.

That’s right.

Miners notice me.

Are you cool like me?

I’m a real space celebrity.

They sure love to chat.

You can learn a lot from carebears.

Some miners are crybabies.

I hope they get bulled on.

One day, the miners started fighting.

They hate each other.

Fortunately, I was there to help.

EvE Online is a no bully zone.

Cheerzah brav!

=BONUS CONTENT=

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 56

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Mission Ready Mining (MRMNG) had a problem.

They were inviting griefers, faster than they could kick them.

Rapid recruitment inflated CEO Gai Heiyuu’s narcissistic grandeur.

Big shoutout to Aiko (that’s me), for telling the story.

“And so Tweeps, Kalorned, and [no longer alive, ghosted out of history] continued, day after day, to pile alts into MRMNG.  [Gai Heiyuu] held a belief that Assistance Group was a front for the [now long dead] Marmite Collective alliance… We decided to indulge this paranoid delusion, and Kalorned’s alt joined Marmites with the blessing of Papa Tora Bushido.”

Meanwhile, Gai continued to try and lead the ‘new’ players.

There was a lot of confusion.

Experienced newbro Envoy volunteered to help out.

True leaders need neither appointment nor promotion.

There were several lucky winners that day!

-=BEHIND THE SCENES=-

To be continued…