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Occasionally, alert miners catch a glimpse of perfection.
They stand up straighter when I’m around.
Who is the most interesting person in all of history?
I guess I’ve always been this way.
Suddenly, Aiko Danuja (again)!
I can tell they are having fun.
Some feel quite dizzy, as they admire me.
I hope they feel better soon.
o7 capsuleers!
I’m the number all time aint-griefer.
These miners have me figured out.
They often discuss me in local.
They also chat with my alts.
We love ganking, and they know it.
I’m an actual space princess.
Every miner deserves my Safety.
It’s not like I’m a two bit thug.
My rules are quite fair.
I am the Amarr government.
That’s right.
I don’t read my mail.
It’s just a lot, and I’m busy.
People report stray Orcas…
Sometimes, I hear from MiniLaw.
I like to hear from long dead miners.
I wish I had time to read it all.
Miners sure have a lot to say!
Should I respond?
What will people come up with next?
I guess they’ve had an exciting year.
Hey, maybe if you write me….
…I might even respond!
That’s right.
\o
Highsec is a SAFE space.
Miners are just dying to meet us (haha).
Our next guest is HAZZIK.
#sad
Carebears never take personal responsibility.
It’s the old “I’m just a poor miner” defense.
Facing bankruptcy and eviction, he tried a new career.
It’s miner’s night at the club.
What a funny guy.
He should have bought a mining permit.
Ba dum tss.
We are top tier players, and that’s no joke.
Well, I hope he had fun.
o7 capsuleers!
Why do we gank them?
Enjoy a fat paragraph.
This one is a ‘philosophy miner’.
They are crazies (irl).
For real, fr.
They often like to negotiate.
I just hope he enjoyed EvE Online.
Now he’s quitting forever (again).
That’s one point for Team Safety!
Zero points for everyone else.
Oh wait, there’s more…
This is BONUS content.
Behold, an antiganker is born…
Are you keeping score?
That’s right!
He even learned a little CODE. history.
He also met our favourite little princess.
Some guys are into me.
They remember me for the rest of their life.
He won in his own little way.
o7 capsuleer!
