Chinese Ganking

The high-value ships you’re flying in Gao’an are nothing more than Titan fragments for me.

GoingToDed > Hey everyone, I’ve arrived! All Chinese nationals, get out—I don’t want to accidentally harm any of my own people.

They literally call them ‘rape’ gangs (their word, not mine).

GoingToDed > Miners, marauders, faction battleships, cruisers—I hunt down all high-value targets.

GoingToDed vowed to purge Taiwanese miners.

As always, the miners complained.

Caeryn Lupercal > Go out and touch some grass, you insufferably boring, ambush-obsessed lowlife. You talentless troublemakers.

In any language, carebears are crybabies.

Vexor is the Chinese scout…

Caeryn Lupercal > Oh dear, you poor thing—what a crybaby.
Taiwan is a free country. The 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre is an incredibly ugly stain on your nation’s history. Xi Jinping looks exactly like Winnie the Pooh.

This is a sensitive topic.

Vexor Sigma > Thanks for sharing your unique, absolute-shit political and racist remarks. I’ll be sure to report your comments to the GMs exactly as they are. Enjoy the game.

Vexor Sigma > Keep spouting your moronic nonsense

Caeryn Lupercal raised a familiar complaint.

Caeryn Lupercal > Your abysmal legion description fails to mention the very activities you seem to take such delight in—attacking defenseless miners. Your practice of “clearing” entire star systems of any players who aren’t of your own nationality is chillingly reminiscent of how you “cleared” the protesters in Tiananmen Square.

Let’s check out this legion.

The best alliance perks in the entire universe: generous new-player benefits, comprehensive loss-reimbursement policies, and a wide array of rewards for participation (PAP). High-quality combat operations: specialized anti-gank/skirmish squads and elite, standardized capital ship fleets.

I always appreciate a good anti-gank squad.

Caeryn Lupercal > Go ahead and revel in the thrill of harassing peaceful players—you represent the absolute worst and most detestable part of this game.

I told them we are from North Korea.

Pengxi VI > Haha, the North Korean team is way better than us.

That’s right.

Pengxi VI > In Western parlance, the world is suffering from overcapacity; eliminating the miners in Gao’an could help curb this overcapacity.

That’s right!

GoingToDed > This kind of behavior is truly despicable—trying to mine in high-sec without paying the management fee.

I think they like my alliance.

Pengxi VI > This right here is the Islamic State of the EVE universe, brother 🙂

Pengxi VI > This place is the “Northern Myanmar” of the EVE universe.

Pengxi VI > Absolutely brutal :)

=BONUS CHINESE LESSON=

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #362

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #361

Hey there!

Miners love to provide feedback.

“…you’ve shattered my dream of flying a Marauder. I won’t be using one again anytime soon. I’ve put it back in Jita. I’ll leave that damned ship in the hands of your next targets. It took me a year to decide to fly it, and I barely played two hours yesterday and one mission today. So, in a way, you’ve beaten me. Good fight =) You won. I no longer have a Marauder. o7”

There’s always more…

He has a lot of competition!

Here’s a fun one.

I wonder what he has to say?

I can’t wait for 2!

That’s right…

That’s right!

Six days later…

Winning EvE

I’m winning a game called EvE Online.

They win by losing.

I find this acceptable.

Highsec is a strange place…

Sometimes, they get an attitude.

So we have to put them down.

We are all having fun.

I hope everybody is having fun?

That’s right.

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers…

Another Happy Holiday

Merry Christmas, I guess.

This year, I’m ganking.

Meanwhile, another year has gone by.

A lot happened, apparently.

Some people went too far.

A few made life altering decisions.

Did you make any BIG mistakes?

Let’s remember those we loved and lost.

I’m super duper MEGA BIG SAD.

Maybe next year will be better.

Or maybe not?

It’s whatever.

Perhaps, I’ll do something else?

It could happen tonight.

Either way, I’ll always be the best.

So you might hear from me again…

…but I wouldn’t expect forgiveness.

There are limits to what I can tolerate.

You know what I mean?

My sentiments exactly.

Well, you know what I will be doing.

That’s right LOL LOL.

Aiko IS the Danger, Part 2

Absolute Order Absolute Honor (AH) was outraged.

Orion Crabs > Fuck the law
Aiko Danuja > so you admit to being a criminal
Orion Crabs > Getting revenge

Their G-Team tried to abduct High Princess Aiko.

Bigus Dingus DOI > the queen herself in local

Orion Crabs > We can be here all day
Aiko Danuja > why are u doing this
Orion Crabs > To teach u to not be a pussy

They sent a war flotilla to my undock.

Aiko Danuja > Sargon Of Amerish help
Aiko Danuja > this guy griefing me into a station
Sargon Of Amerish > Orion Crabs you shouldnt be mean to the aiko bad things happen to those who are mean to the aiko
Aiko Danuja > he brought the entire AO standing fleet to poinen
Aiko Danuja > all 4 of them are here now
Aiko Danuja > well 3 of 4
Orion Crabs > yall really shut up

I was mega big scared.

Orion Crabs > Jumping someone when theyre vulnerable isnt a fight
Aiko Danuja > this guy griefing me into a station
Aiko Danuja > they are camping me in
qonedone > lol says who Aiko Danuja lets play ball u owe me some isk to so i can u it to buy you corage

These guys are noobs!

Aiko Danuja > im mega permabubbled in Poinen IV – Moon 6 – Expert Distribution Retail Center
Ananda Alasdair > Aiko Danuja I spent 30 mins listening to your bullshit and the bullshit of your friends. IM gooD!
Sargon Of Amerish > you shouldnt be mean to the aiko bad things happen to those who are mean to the aiko
qonedone > dam wimps comeout and meat your daddy
Orion Crabs > I’d like to see these bad things

They are slow learners.

Bigus Dingus DOI > no way im undocking lmao

What happened to their battleship?

Absolute Order was impressed.

Ain’t that the truth?

They had all kinds of questions for the Heroin of Highsec.

Just then, they gave me a new nickname.

I legit earned that title, fair and square.

I’ve got a lot of titles.

I am the Alpha Wolf Queen Bee of Highsec.

I even got a formal battlefield apology.

There was one final request.

Total Winning

Welcome back to Aiko Danuja‘s bestselling EvE Online blog.

I always awox my teammates, even in Starcraft 2.

What if we all played other games together?

I think things would stay about the same.

Some people aren’t meant for PvP.

A few will do whatever it takes to survive.

At least I’m doing well.

I think I’ve been quite clear.

F.LY. S.A.F.E.