You love it.
That’s right, that’s right!
Chat, let’s go!
I’m the cutest gankerette.
I love to neuter miners.
They are bad at EvE Online.
It’d be a real shame if someone killed them all.
Cheerzah!
Highsec Femdom
Month: November 2023
Ow!
What the Hek
CCP continues to dumb down the game.
Hek is apparently now an 0.6.
I see…
I guess they can’t moon mine in Hek?
Oh well!
Here’s the official news from CCP.
Welcome to Hentogaira
Tana spread the alarm.
Alas, it was too late.
Tana is a communist…
…and a crybaby.
She vowed to stop stealing ice.
Some miners have a whole monologue.
Tana shared her new perspective on Highsec mining.
Just then, another miner started yapping.
Well, ok then!
Silly bears!
Carebear Citizen
Star Citizen is full of carebears.
Is fun a mental illness?
Reddit investigates…
Are you proud to mine salt tears?
Boredom is the antidote to fun!
Open PvP is a gateway to griefplay!
W0mbat got 17 downvotes…
Meanwhile, Nexx0ir invented in-game prisons.
This is a popular idea!
Scannaer vowed to griev the grievers.
PvP players are fundamentally toxic.
Gankhobos are bad at “real” PvP.
Remember the CODE?
Real PvPers travel for at least an hour…
Gankers just want easy kills at the grocery store.
Non-profit PvP is mere fun.
Cheerzah!
Szpoti Returns to Highsec
For Thanksgiving, he sacrificed his harvest to the gods.
Yea, and the gods were amused.
=BONUS CONTENT=
What happened?
Ashlynn Goes to War
Ashlynn had a lot to say.
Let’s listen…
Ashlynn is a poor…
…with big IQs!
Was Ashlynn quite calm?
Silly miner.
Miner, calm down.
Nobody likes a miner.
They just never shut up.
What a game.
Not Always!
Not all miners are gay.
It’s not required by law.
Some miners are grumpy bears.
Vassos Talks Back
Some miners are sassy.
Silly miners.
**BONUS CONTENT**
Sexting Online
I receive a lot of email.
Oh boy, let’s take a look.
Learza sent me his schedule.
Interesting!
Kain Qo was in the mood.
I call it Sexting Online.
Next!
Miners make me piuk.
They have no purpose.
We can help them.
I love it!
Romance Online.
It looks like they had a second date.
T’ai loves to suck.
What a miner!
Next!
I love dicks.
Is CCP glad of what they made?
Let’s put a breeze in the Hulks.
This is EvE Online!
Cheerzah!
