Dunkin Dweebs

Hey there.

We are still ganking.

Antigankers are salty bads.

Totes obsessed with me.

Shaking my head.

Bro, I’m in class.

I’m not a retired bittervet boomer.

Archivist15 is another antiganking failure.

He hacked the CCP servers.

He’s gonna steal our accounts, our stuff, our Discords.

That’s an IRL felony, in game.

The Computer Fraud and Abuse Act of 1986 prohibits knowingly accessing a computer without authorization to obtain information, cause damage, or perpetrate fraud.

Eventually, Archi roleplayed a successful hack.

He’s part of the 315th Global Hacker Division.

Silly antigankers.

Miner Obsession, Part 3

Miner Obsession, Part 1

I try my best.

However, miners get obsessed with me.

\o

o/

Hey there.

Hii.

It’s like love, but not really.

Miners aren’t even capable of love.

Ya kno?

It never really ever stops.

Valryon is a special case.

He is a bad man.

His plan is illegal, in real life.

I tried to talk about EvE Online.

He just kept simping…

haha

What a guy.

This antiganker wants to have sex with me.

Of course, he has competition.

So Valryon needed a plan.

He wants to pimp me out, at FanFest.

He wants to traffick me, in real life.

Fortunately, he won’t will mail me.

How can anyone resist?

No thanks.

That wasn’t the last message.

Ok then.

Meanwhile, in local…

I know what men want from me.

Sometimes, they aren’t even sure what I am.

They don’t seem to care.

I guess there’s an ongoing debate.

Everybody agrees on one thing.

I’m the best…

…and I have simps in EvE Online.

To be continued…

Aiko Danuja, The Low

I’m in Uedama.

I’m not sure what’s going on, over there.

Look, I’m in Uedama.

I am still in Uedama.

You don’t want to fall asleep here.

Today, we exorcised a ghost.

What is this?

Haha, lol.

Check it out.

That’s hard to read…

We are a complete AG Corp. For High Sec Only. We believe that all players should be able to freely access all areas of High Sec without the fear or worry of Ganking from other players.

We are launching an initiative to put an end to high cost “permit”, CODE Ideology. Permanently.

We know that CCP encourages Ganking. We know it brings them revenue and content. We get this, however, with the players that we save in game, showing that more will pursue a future in the game, with all the new games out there, it’s already a dying game. Only when is the question?

So we want to keep it goning, and not drive new players away, like the Ideology of CODE and its affiliates, aka Safety. As of star date 2024. These need to be RED For All who don’t gank, those are the Main Two. Along with more, ask us for an Updated Gank List. We can Send it to you, our scouts are noting their new alts every day.

We provide PROTECTED Mining Fleets, Protected Hauling Fleets, Anti Ganking Fleets with Jamming Services, FOB Erratication Fleets, and Stealthy Wormhole Encounters. We can be contracted to CYNO, even Covertly. Whatever the need is, as to Anti Ganking, or the Needs of AG, we will be there. Even in Null Sec, taking out their assets. We will be there. They all must go!

Join us now, lets start something different. Lets actually make a safer place in High Sec, Lets show the numbers to be able to pull changes being made in the game. Forever taking out the trash and Multiple Personalities that we all know as the Multi-Box Ganker. Aiko Danuja the Low.
Along with all of her associates. the two or three that there are.

With enough numbers and player retention, Yes CCP will see this, and then we can ruin the gameplay of ALL GANKING in high sec. We only believe this needs to happen in High Sec for the original intension of Low Sec, is for what they do naturally anyways, so we don’t ask for that to chance, Only High Sec.

Lets work together for the benifit of all, rather than the few. Lets help one another rather than steal lie and cheat each other out of our time effort and will power to even play, Lets have a change, that we can put a future to. We can get to know each other through. And when our enemy’s see us, we’ll ask… “Are you Ok?”

What are you waiting for… Join Today!

Best Wishes and Fly Safe

How inspiring.

xD

Cheerzah brav!

Absolutely Crazy

Listening to: Cat Sky Hates PvP

Absolute Order has crazy people, with crazy ideas.

Meanwhile, they are incompetent.

Will Blackflag save their carebear pets?

Here’s one former Absolute Pleb.

zxcxzx caught him attempting to mine alone (and AFK).

Poor Cat Sky was bullied out of the AO blob.

He sure talks a lot, about me apparently.

What an incoherent clown.

What will he say next?

I don’t even talk to his type.

Cool chat bro.

Check it out.

Just another 2011 newbro.

See you around kitty cat.

=COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU=

Meet a Miner

Today, we decided not to grief any miners.

Let’s just meet them instead.

cataclysm jane is one of PanFam’s mighty miners.

Cool lifestyle.

This miner explained the technical lingo.

0.0 is for 0.0s.

WoW!

Let’s meet an antiganker.

Double WoW!

Hey, don’t kill yourself in EvE Online.

I’ll do it for you.

I like to play.

Miners are real dumb.

What a ‘waste’.

That’s right.

Indeed.

Absolute Failures, Part II

Listening to: Dental Plan

Absolute Failures, Part 1

The Second Battle of Torrinos began with a bang.

Envoy Arby > WISH I HAD BACKUP
Aiko Danuja > are u asking me to come to torrinos?
Envoy Arby > YA
Envoy Arby > THEY ARE NAZIS
Envoy Arby > THEY LOVE HITLER
Aiko Danuja > Kill: RossRed (Mackinaw)
Envoy Arby > hahaha
Envoy Arby > U KILLED THAT NAZI
Aiko Danuja > BACK TO BERLIN
Envoy Arby > TAK TAK DOBRE

Triple Commissar Centurion RossRed exploded.

It was a surprise inspection.

Absolute Trash alliance declared a State of Griefing.

Lieutenant Comrade Ihamori Isu was still alive.

He contacted random people to chat.

Ok buddy, sounds great!

The defense fleet was led by Lt.Cmsr valfurian saraki.

He is a Toltec paladin for TRUMP, and an experienced failganker.

Well, you can’t win every fight.

[ 2024.09.15 17:59:19 ] Thaicylias > that was fun

The fleet was dying.

Bystanders were amazed, as bot Mackinaws kept mining.

Even invincible Ihamori died.

Advo was uncloaked, and tryhard Kinhard lost a second Ferox.

It was an absolute disaster.

ABSOD discord was abuzz with confusion (and bemused spies).

It was not a good fight.

Triple Commissar Centurion Striknor was frustrated.

Meanwhile, valfurian joined a new fleet.

It was a veldspar fleet in Ibura, adjacent to Torrinos.

valfurian was happy to find a chill fleet in Lonetrek.

Of course, he’d never met April before.

Nevertheless, valfurian vowed revenge.

However, something went awry…

Uh oh!

Those darn gaunkers jumped the gate!

Teamwork makes the Dreamwork.

I tried to help him.

He was too busy.

valfurian failed again.

valfurian will never be safe.

He will never ever ride that Happy Hooker again.

Sad!

Another win for Team Aiko.

Congratulations all around.

=THE END=

Absolute Failures

The First Battle of Torrinos

The Second Battle of Torrinos began in Uchomida.

A Klingon yellowboxed us without provocation.

Things went too far.

Whups.

What an absolute failure.

Just wait until tomorrow.

Oh, it’s gonna go very well.

The target moved to Torrinos.

Wow, just wow.

To be continued…