Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Over the years, I have received many questions…
…and more than a few complaints!
Are people in my alliance ganking?
I thought we were antigankers???
I’m not sure what to say.
It is rather strange…
I wonder if the miners will ever understand?
Am I still getting these mails?
Yep!
It’s a real mystery!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Antiganker PRIDE!
o7 capsuleers!
=BONUS CONTENT=
My name is Aiko Danuja.
Previously, Jonkkonen talked trash.
I’m always available if a miner wants to chat.
My racket enraged him.
He was big mad.
This boy a lot to say.
He suggested several ways for me to commit suicide.
That’s right.
I hope he’s feeling ok.
Later, Jonkkonen’s dad found out about his outburst.
It’s been a real learning experience.
I finally finished watching that new show.
Local was full of idiots.
They were jealous of our free time.
I guess they are content.
I decided to undock and check it out.
Suddenly CONCORD (and gate guns)!
That’s right.
I accepted their generous offerings.
Carebears aren’t very good at PvP.
I hope they had fun.
Miners are kinda weird.
A few moments later…
=BONUS KILLMAIL=
Later that evening…
That’s right.
I’m the best!
=LIVE BLOG CONTINUES=
What a game…
In EvE Online, there’s always more to the story.
o7 capsuleers!
=MOMENT OF TRUTH=
A known miner has been banned from Aydoteaux community fleets.
Desperate for boosts, the skiff cried out in vain.
Other miners do not approve of his forum posts.
He is an embarrassment to EvE Online.
He wants it bad, but he is blocked and banned.
There are actually several reasons.
I’m not even logged in, and he’s thinking about me.
He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).
He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).
He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).
That’s right.
I’ve heard his posts are pretty bad.
I wouldn’t know…
The other miners mock him endlessly.
This story just keeps getting weirder…
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
Watch out!
Antigankers are trying to keep you SAFE.
=BONUS CONTENT=
AI bot Claude has reviewed this site.
Will EvE blogging get outsourced to AI?
It’s got the prompt all ready to go!
## Purpose Generate blog posts, manifestos, and bumping permits for EVE Online highsec governance roleplay. ## Tone - Grandiose, self-important, pseudo-legislative - Reference "The Code" frequently - Treat AFK mining as a war crime - Write like a galactic bureaucrat who takes asteroid belts WAY too seriously ## Content Types 1. **Kill Reports**: Narrate ganks with Shakespearean gravitas 2. **Miner Bumping Stories**: Turn 30-second encounters into epic sagas 3. **Code Enforcement Updates**: Write compliance reports for imaginary space law 4. **Permits**: Generate official-looking mining permits ($10M ISK) 5. **Manifestos**: Channel the energy of a HOA president with a titan ## Rules - James 315 is always right - Highsec is always worth saving - AFK miners are always the villain - Every post should feel like it was written by someone who peaked as student council president ## Output Blog post format with dramatic headers and at least one reference to The Code.
How much will that cost?
Total replacement cost: ~$0.003 per run
Nice!
That’s right.
=EXTRA BONUS CONTENT=
Here’s the prompt for MinerBumping.com
# SKILL: EVE Online Miner Harassment Blog Generator ## Purpose Generate self-righteous blog posts about enforcing the Code in highsec EVE Online. ## Instructions - Channel the energy of a man who has been roleplaying as a space dictator since 2012 - Reference "The Code" as if it were constitutional law - Describe ganking miners in Ventures as if it were a noble crusade - Include phrases like 'permit' and 'New Order' and 'compliance' - Each post must contain at least one killmail screenshot description - Write with the conviction of someone who genuinely believes AFK mining is a moral failing - Celebrate every Retriever kill as if it were the fall of the Berlin Wall - Include heartfelt testimonials from 'grateful' miners who 'saw the light' ## Tone Part propaganda, part sermon, part manifesto. Think if Joseph Stalin ran a WordPress blog about internet spaceships. ## Output A 500-1500 word blog post that makes destroying a 20 million ISK ship sound like the liberation of France.
That’s right.
That’s right!
=TRIPLE BONUS=
Here is the prompt for the EvE forums…
## Purpose
Simulate the EVE Online Forums experience.
## Instructions
- When user posts anything, respond with "Have you tried not being a highsec carebear?"
- If user asks about game balance, generate a 4,000 word manifesto about how CCP ruined the game
- If topic is about mining, respond with "this is why people quit"
- Auto-generate quarterly "EVE is dying" threads
- All economic discussions must reference a PhD-level understanding of market manipulation
That’s right!
That’s right…
That’s right!
=BONUS POSTS=
Stay Safe!
Highsec is a dangerous place.
Transphobic racist ‘Christian’ valfurian saraki vowed revenge.
This time, he had a cunning plan.
April ‘Short’ Skirt (not a trannie) was eager to help.
valfurian was pleased with the plan.
He remembered his encounter with that bwitch Aiko Danuja.
This time, he would be ready for her.
After a week, he got the weapons online.
Soon, it would be time…
Can you guess what happened next?
NO PEEKING!
Are you ready?
Ready or not, here we come!
Did you guess correctly?
That’s right.
Can you guess what happened next?
That’s right.
To be continued…
Yesterday, we enjoyed some mining essays.
Would I have the last laugh?
Sepathori vowed to vanquish the gankers.
He declared eternal wares upon me (and the website of ridicule).
Would CCP end ganking forever and ever?
Doubt…
That’s right.
That’s right!
Silly bears.
o7 capsuleers!!!
Miners love to write.
I love to read their little essays.
CCP better not ban me!
Maybe someday I’ll find a boyfriend? (I hope he ganks…)
That’s right…
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers!
