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I often hear from random miners.
They love getting ganked.
Like, seriously…
It’d like be a real shame if I like killed them all.
Hey, you’ve still got plenty to teach me—I was neither surprised nor caught off guard.
That said, you’ve effectively shattered my dream of flying a Marauder. I won’t be using one anytime soon; I’ve dropped it off in Jita. I’ll leave this cursed ship in your hands—or perhaps for your future targets. It took me a year to finally decide to get one, and I only flew it for barely two hours yesterday, plus one mission today. So, in a way, you’ve taken me down. GF! =) You win—no more Marauder for me. o7 Take care, see you around, and maybe drop by my channel to say hi sometime? =)
I’m making a real difference in EvE Online.
Believe it or not, most miners want a permit.
They also enjoy my blog.
They won’t be mad if I kill their friends…
Of course, some miners are crybabies!
The best thing to do is exterminate them.
Hey, here’s crazy Ivan…
Aiko Danuja, you have 24 hours to cease the operations of the alliances “Safety.” and “Safety. Net,” and to shift their allegiance to the side of the Highsec miners.
Failure to comply will result in the destruction/disbandment of the alliance by my forces within one year from the date of this letter.
That’s right…
Furthermore, you owe me and my corporation approximately 400,000,000 ISK for ships destroyed by your associates, as well as about 200,000,000 ISK for the time spent dealing with you.
Additionally, you owe the Highsec miners approximately 200,000,000,000 ISK for the damage caused over the course of many years.
That’s right!
A refusal to make the payment, even if the first condition is met, will likewise be regarded as an act of non-compliance.
Fulfillment of both conditions entails transferring 200,600,000,000 ISK to Dezaluka’s account, as well as acknowledging total capitulation by having each member of the Safety alliance send an in-game mail to Dezaluka containing a formal apology.
Everybody better apologize!
Yah, I read it bro.
I sure do get some weird emails…
