

Until next time…


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Until next time…



Welcome to EvE Online.

It is a strange roleplay.

Sometimes, I encounter peaceful miners.

This generally goes well.

The miners sure have a lot to say.

Everybody has a great time!

That’s right.

That’s right!






Carebears ask a lot of dumb questions.



They seem rather confused.









Why do you think?



It’s an interesting question.

A real mystery.








Here’s a thought.


I’m the best!


So I can do as I please.



Why shouldn’t I?



Have fun!



Kazry was a bad boy.
Kazry > i ran with the bandidos for a number of years
He sure talked a lot of trash.

He kinda liked me.

Then he went to the big house.

It’s been a long time!


Welcome back, big guy!

Plot twist: He still likes me…

I’m doing better than ever!


Everybody loves Aiko.


That’s right.

I’m the best!


Stay out of trouble…


Hunter Parker had a problem.

He was in a bad alliance.
Hunter Parker > and ive got 12 kill rights

At first, he tried to bully his way through Highsec.
Aiko Danuja > Hunter Parker why u doing killrights on me???
Hunter Parker > why do you think?
Good Girl Kara > you are hateful
Aiko Danuja > its rude
So I tried to reason with him.
Aiko Danuja > ok remove the killright
Hunter Parker > first 700mil
Hunter Parker > then ill remove it
Aiko Danuja > don’t try to scam me miner
He was a greedy little bear.
Aiko Danuja > you don’t know who i am apparently
Hunter Parker > i dont
Aiko Danuja > They call me Aiko Danuja
Hunter Parker > ahhh your the ceo of a 20 person corp well done
He mocked my small alliance.
Suddenly, he saw the truth!
Good Girl Kara > pretty much sums it up
Hunter Parker > fuck it does thanks for showing me that i fucking dont want to be apart of that
Aiko Danuja > Hunter Parker do u want to gank with us?
Aiko Danuja > ill send u a fleet invite
So we all decided to be friends.
Hunter Parker > i happy to fly with you guys just not kill anyone
Sargon Of Amerish > hey if you can fly a gila aiko says we do need someone that can use a pve ship

We formed a combined PvP/PvE fleet.
Aiko Danuja > I LOVE MY MOM THIS PIZZA IS SO GOOD
Hunter Parker > ok hold on let me buy the ship
Aiko Danuja > lets go TEAM
Hunter Parker > also will i get a % of anything?

Once again, he tried to extort me.
Hunter Parker > im omw now btw
Hunter Parker > also im in a proteus
Hunter Parker > not a gila
Hunter Parker > this is the fit i used when i did l4 missions lol
He also changed ships, without asking the FC’s permission.
Hunter Parker > it has get more dps
Sargon Of Amerish > whats your ehp?
Unfortunately, his new ship could not handle the incoming damage.
Hunter Parker > haha
Sargon Of Amerish > is it ZERO?

At least he finally left that terrible alliance.



That’s right.

That’s right!

07 capsuleers!

Listening to: High-Sex Assassin

Do mining permits work?

Of course…



Mining permits are on sale now!

That’s right.

Make sure to obey the LAW!

o7 capsuleers…

=BEHIND THE SCENES=

=POINT AND COUNTERPOINT=




Reddit is full of cringe.

Another quitbaby whiner!

That’s right.

That’s right!

Nobody likes a losser.

This post sponsored by: Alberta Pure

Delightfully unbalanced, with just a hint of salt.


They call it courage anger in a bottle.



oH BOY…



Tick tock!



Welp, this is the end of me.

Mission Accomplished!


-RIP-

So long, and thanks for all the memories.

That’s right.

That’s right…

Everything go bye-bye.


I have no idea how to backlog a blog?

Any moment now…

Here it comes!

Are you ready?


You got this, big boy.





No cringe here.

Farewell to one and all!

The truth always comes out.

What happened next?


At least he gave a ‘sincere’ apology.



Like, for real.


Like, ok.

Ya know what I mean?

Please drink responsibly.

“It is plain that a life which includes deep resentment
leads only to futility and unhappiness. To the precise
extent that we permit these, do we squander the hours
that might have been worth while. For when harboring such feelings we shut ourselves off from the sunlight of the Spirit. The insanity of alcohol returns and we drink again.”
=BEHIND THE SCENES=


=AUDIENCE REACTION=




Oh, hey there.


Why do I gank plebs?


I gank because I’m the best.

Miners love me!



That sounds fair.


I sell a lot of mining permits…


Every story has a happy ending.

o7 capsuleers!


That’s right.

I’m a bright shining star.

In EvE Online, I’m making a real difference.

That’s right!

You know what they say about me.

I’m the best!

What are you doing tonight?
