Listening to: High-Sex Assassin
Do mining permits work?
Of course…
Mining permits are on sale now!
That’s right.
Make sure to obey the LAW!
o7 capsuleers…
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
=POINT AND COUNTERPOINT=
Absolute Justice
Category: regret
More Reddit Tears
Reddit is full of cringe.
Another quitbaby whiner!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Nobody likes a losser.
Final Post of the Blog Forever
This post sponsored by: Alberta Pure
Delightfully unbalanced, with just a hint of salt.
They call it courage anger in a bottle.
oH BOY…
Tick tock!
Welp, this is the end of me.
Mission Accomplished!
-RIP-
So long, and thanks for all the memories.
That’s right.
That’s right…
Everything go bye-bye.
I have no idea how to backlog a blog?
Any moment now…
Here it comes!
Are you ready?
You got this, big boy.
No cringe here.
Farewell to one and all!
The truth always comes out.
What happened next?
At least he gave a ‘sincere’ apology.
Like, for real.
Like, ok.
Ya know what I mean?
Please drink responsibly.
“It is plain that a life which includes deep resentment
leads only to futility and unhappiness. To the precise
extent that we permit these, do we squander the hours
that might have been worth while. For when harboring such feelings we shut ourselves off from the sunlight of the Spirit. The insanity of alcohol returns and we drink again.”
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
=AUDIENCE REACTION=
RIGHTS of MINING
Oh, hey there.
Why do I gank plebs?
I gank because I’m the best.
Miners love me!
That sounds fair.
I sell a lot of mining permits…
Every story has a happy ending.
o7 capsuleers!
Little Diamond
That’s right.
I’m a bright shining star.
In EvE Online, I’m making a real difference.
That’s right!
You know what they say about me.
I’m the best!
What are you doing tonight?
Not Hiring
Many miners are seeking employment (irl and in-game).
Unfortunately, they don’t have any skills.
Regardless, we don’t need miners.
Plot Twist: He didn’t want to mine anyways.
Another bad attitude bear.
What will he do next?
That’s right.
That’s right!
=BONUS SALT=
Yria is Syria, Part 8
Some losers don’t like me.
Some of them are super salty.
This is an intervention.
Will TheInternet finally learn a lesson?
What is it exactly???
Oh look, it’s a Machariel!
Suddenly – gankers…
What’s your reason to get SUPER big MAD salty?
Bumpers and gankers are often in complex relationships.
That’s right.
To be continued…
Aiko Coming
I am Aiko, High Danuja of Danera.
That is what I do.
I’m the best.
There’s only one thing that can stop me.
Otherwise…
You’ll understand why they call me a real B.
That’s right.
Cuz, it be like that.
That’s right.
Ya’ll best stay real safe.
\o
Missing a Friend
I guess I’m having a hard time.
Sometimes, you lose someone that mattered.
Art Gravy, aja kjeezy, aka Mike Kuhn was my friend.
He was kind to new players, and just a chill dude.
I never saw it coming.
It sucks to miss a friend.
Someone scammed them out of everything!
That’s really fucked up.
He died a few hours later…
Valar morghulis.
I’m so sorry about that.
Fortunately, he paid a billion isk for my corpse.
Art. that means you are invited to Valhalla.
As your Valkyrie, let me say I’m honoured.
#MegaBigSad
o7
That’s right.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-cara-and-phoenix-after-michaels-passing
Krig’s Korner, Episode 26
Let’s check it out!
Someone has to help those miners!
Krig Povelli (that’s me) is the best master baiter in the game.
So let’s see if I can get this guy to trust me…
I’ll just apply around and find out!
Wow, that was easy.
I hope he had fun.
What happened?
Will he let me stay in the corp?
#SAD
I guess I’ll need to find a new Orca.
To be continued…
