Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Highsec is a SAFE space.
Miners are just dying to meet us (haha).
Our next guest is HAZZIK.
#sad
Carebears never take personal responsibility.
It’s the old “I’m just a poor miner” defense.
Facing bankruptcy and eviction, he tried a new career.
It’s miner’s night at the club.
What a funny guy.
He should have bought a mining permit.
Ba dum tss.
We are top tier players, and that’s no joke.
Well, I hope he had fun.
o7 capsuleers!
Listening to: Beware, Beware
Oh thanks.
Seasons Greetings to all!
I’m all dressed up and ready to go.
You love it.
This year, we celebrate by ganking Highsec miners.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Why do we gank them?
Enjoy a fat paragraph.
This one is a ‘philosophy miner’.
They are crazies (irl).
For real, fr.
They often like to negotiate.
I just hope he enjoyed EvE Online.
Now he’s quitting forever (again).
That’s one point for Team Safety!
Zero points for everyone else.
Oh wait, there’s more…
This is BONUS content.
Behold, an antiganker is born…
Are you keeping score?
That’s right!
He even learned a little CODE. history.
He also met our favourite little princess.
Some guys are into me.
They remember me for the rest of their life.
He won in his own little way.
o7 capsuleer!
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Sam Kosho killed this Tayra.
What’s next for our crybaby of the day?
That’s right.
Watch out for the witch, Aiko Danuja!
That’s right.
Watching: Sovereign Citizen Moments
Here’s the TLDR:
R3aper992 is our star of the day.
What a miner.
Nice pod!
I know what miners want.
A few minutes later…
He’s a sovereign citizen!
That’s right.
He’s a free miner.
A stateless traveler.
I wonder what else he has to say?
Check this out!
Textbok sovvie.
He definitely knows Admiralty law!
If you don’t make a contract, they can’t arrest you.
I wonder if he believes in aliens?
Any last words?
Later that day…
We diagnosed him with a case of the crazies.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Listening to: Stay Dead
Welcome back.
I’m kinda famous now.
Aiko Danuja is officially the best ganker in EvE Online!
I also teach GPT and SEO optimization on my professional blog.
Wow, I sure do meet a lot of miners…
Oh look, here’s one now!
What will they think of next?
I’m sure they will come up with something.
That’s right.
Oh, I give it up.
That’s right!
Listening to: No AI
That’s right.
A word to the wise…
In EvE Online, we do as I please.
We spread the Good News.
Everybody loves our positive attitude.
I’m just the cutest little thing.
What can I say?
At least we have a blog.
o7 capsuleers!
In Halaima?
It’s not her first time.
Dakkonka is a repeat customer.
We know.
Ya know?
The other miners know what’s up.
There’s gotta be a better place to mine.
o7
