End of an Era, Part 13

End of an Era, Part 1

Incursion bears are down and out.

Losing is never fun.

One by one, ‘leaders’ continue to resign.

We are much more organized than them.

We erased their isk!

Spreadsheet don’t lie.

Yet another ‘leader’ abandoned their own community.

Nobody needs a carebear FC…

Indeed.

Let’s gooooo!

Will Hawk keep going?

Of course…

Meanwhile, ex-leader Sasha continues to undermine morale.

GAME OVER

To be continued…

Krig’s Korner, Episode 16

Krig’s Korner, Episode 15

What a battle.

Our team lost nothing.

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

One man, destroyed them all.

Arion Yael > TLHOG The safety guy took the drones
TLHOG > well the drones were always a sacrifes

It began with a fight over drones.

Manolo Acosta > Are they attacking you?
Arion Yael > Yeah
Manolo Acosta > run?
Arion Yael > I’m scrammed

Before long, things escalated.

Eloum Heir > My orca 🙁
TLHOG > did you lose it?
Eloum Heir > Not yet
BitComet > how much shiled u got left?
Eloum Heir > 28%
Eloum Heir > Help is coming
Aunmia Serine > Anyone arrived yet?
Aunmia Serine > well that was worth a try lol

However, help was on the way?

Rimmer of Smeg > ive got 3 on way but 6 jumps out
Rimmer of Smeg > if we free you get the hell docked
Rimmer of Smeg > and dont fly it for 30 days
Indigo Lockhaven > well concord got me

This is when things started to go wrong.

Terribly wrong.

Eloum Heir > My orca is almost dead
kaos hayabusa > damn man
Rimmer of Smeg > Eloum Heir allign to dock so you get out
Eloum Heir > I’m already alligned 🙂
kaos hayabusa > how much time estimated to die?
Rimmer of Smeg > someone finish him off!

Bro, wtf?

Dryson’s Big Hunt

Welcome!

Dryson is a typical antiganker.

He’s a certified miner.

A real EvE Online expert.

What a character.

He likes to theorycraft new antiganking mechanics.

This is the DrysonBennington.

Our boy been failing a long time.

Dryson is no good at antiganking.

He’s a textbook whiteknight carebear.

Real classy guy.

Like, ok.

He has a lot of ideas.

Bro, what?

Dryson doesn’t like the game.

He doesn’t like ganking.

He especially doesn’t like that I actually show up.

I think he’s crazy.

He wanted us to gank the WuFlu! What?

The boy is all bark, and no bite.

Recently, he vowed to dunk us out of existence (again).

Nobody showed up for his fleet.

Dryson got a ‘kill’.

He urged the miners to fight back.

Nobody cared.

He even tried to recruit a bot.

The hunt concluded early.

It only lasted a minute. xD

Dryson was arrested by CONCORD.

To be continued?


End of an Era, Part 12

End of an Era, Part 1

The incursion community is way down bad.

Quitbears are dropping out.

Will the miners negotiate a peaceful resolution?

Wise old miner Kroaky understands the situation.

It is bad well, good for me and my friends.

Viirilithizu Ward‘s mining alt main desperately tried to devise a plan.

Plan B was to abort.

Line members were sorely disappointed in ‘leadership’.

The clock is ticking – which community will die first?

Things are getting grim.

What will the miners do?

Not much…

Incursion ‘leaders’ are quietly abandoning ship.

Suddenly, a new mothership spawned!

‘Leadership’ finally made a plan.

They would stick their heads in the sand.

Just then, mom died (again).

To be continued…

End of an Era, Part 11

Listening to: Good Hearted Woman

End of an Era, Part 1

The incursion community was dying…

Halbarad begged his fellow miners to perish in silence.

However, it would be a painful noisy death.

For example, Roulin insists upon depressing everyone.

With friends like that, you don’t need any other reason to quit.

Despite ending the conversation, quitbaby Roulin felt a need to repeatedly share his dreary pessimism.

After forty long minutes, one optimist saw a silver lining.

What was taking so long?

Andres was hungry, and someone was taking a nap.

Later that evening, the mothership exploded.

Imagine that.

The miners debated paying their lawful taxes.

As you can see, Zilvra Selvaris is extremely uncool.

An hour later, Halbarad Dovanna quit.

Failure consumed his fragile emotions.

Hawk thus defeated another useless carebear.

Esmute shared her timeless miner’s wisdom.

Gankers are easily bored – right?

I wonder who will get bored first?

Civil War

It’s not every day that we take a step back from EvE Online, and reflect on the real world. However, Aiko has been hard at work on this film, and it’s finally landed. Wow. Well done Aiko.

Let’s see what a critic might say.

It’s a solid four, even five stars.

As a combat space blogger, this is my jam.

It was so fucking good.

That movie has great dialogue, don’t you think?

Chat let’s go!

Boy, you best be watching that movie.

I wanna see it again.

Soon.

Here’s a second trailer.

Also, guess what?

Wow, some great writers out there.

Cheerzah!




Code Ready Gelhan, Part 46

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Previously, on some blog…

Kalorne and Tweeps defeated Mission Ready Mining.

Before Silent Company and Absolute Order, there was Fly Fearless.

Even today, the alliance boasts thousands of uninstalled new players.

In April 2017, they fled Gelhan, migrating to sunny Uemisaisen.

Mission ‘Ready’ miners were not happy to see Kalorndo.

Next door to Isanamo, Uemisaisen is a safe space for mining.

The miners were praying for CCP intervention.

Otherwise, a fleet of Machariels would permabump their miners.

To be continued…

Mission Ready Mining, Reloaded

Listening to: Hazards

Fly Fearless alliance should be afraid.

They are not mission ready.

They are barely able to compose a coherent sentence.

However, miners are still men of a sort.

You know how men are…

I’m mission ready sexy.

The Devil only wants one thing.

This sexy talk concerned my IRL boyfriend.

So naturally Devilishh was sent to miner’s prison.

Meanwhile, Tweeps decided it was time to have the talk.

Uh oh.

It is what it is.

To be continued…

That’s right.