Carebears hate PvP.
This is what PvP looks like.
Woof!
No wonder they aren’t happy.
Anyways…
o7 capsuleers!
PvP Victory
Category: Kills of the Week
Absolute Justice
Listening to: High-Sex Assassin
Do mining permits work?
Of course…
Mining permits are on sale now!
That’s right.
Make sure to obey the LAW!
o7 capsuleers…
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
=POINT AND COUNTERPOINT=
A VERY GOOD JOB
I’m doing great.
Not everybody is so fortunate.
It sucks being a miner.
Sometimes, it’s better to stop.
Don’t let this be you!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Get that D
Welcome back to my best blog.
EvE Online is fun!
Everybody is thinking about me.
What will they think of next?
What do you think?
Neat!
That’s right…
Bot Battle Championship
=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=
Well, hello there.
People love what I do.
Returning quitters know my name.
They even know my alts!
I must be doing something…
Let’s see the latest thing I done did.
Oh look, another botfarm.
Sad to see…
EvE Online sure has a lot of bots.
I just kill them all.
You love it!
That’s right…
Aiko 69
Who’s the greatest ganker of them all?
Hint: It’s Aiko Jasmina Danuja.
That’s right.
I know exactly what they need.
They love it!
You know what I mean?
That’s right.
o7 capsuleers…
=AUDIENCE REACTION=
That’s right!
AFK FOREVER
Here’s a little secret about EvE Online.
Not everybody plays the game.
Miners have better things to do.
They would rather play a different game.
Sometimes they are in the kitchen…
…or the little miner’s room.
Frequently, they are asleep.
They are literally away from their keyboard.
Are they even trying?
Silly bears…
Better luck next time!
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers…
=KILL OF THE WEEK=
Nice job James ‘315’ Fuchs!
Winning EvE
Oh, hey there…
Let’s find out!
I’m winning EvE Online.
Can you guess what happens next?
Yep.
It’s easy to get rich quick.
I’m too good hot to fail.
How do you PLEX your accounts?
Good luck!
That’s right.
I know exactly what I’m doing.
Let’s see how a man would approach this situation…
Check out this neat trick!
We aren’t done…
Well, that was fun.
Cheerzah brav.
Any questions?
High Queen over Halaima
Everybody knows the legend.
Aiko Danuja, James 315’s favourite gankerette….
…summoned to Holy Halaima by Fate and Destiny.
PLOT TWIST: I’m the best!
Not surprisingly, there was ANOTHER miracle in Halaima.
I guess it’s just mean to be…
Eight years of unadulterated adulterous success.
Happy birthday Aiko!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Real PvP
Recently, I did a real PvP.
Miners say a lot of mean things.
At least they know my name.
Silly miners!
True story.
