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I like to play a game.
I answer noob questions, faster than the carebears.
I’m good at this.
That’s right.
I like to have fun.
I’m a pillar of the community.
That’s right.
New players love to cry and beg for help.
I set them straight.
Ylewen > Don’t get mad, go farm vespar !
One day, I met Ylewen.
Ylewen > yeah, so ppl multiboxing with like 20 accounts, he waited me outside my filament T3 (i was in a Safe spot in Muvolailen) wtf, i just lost 600M gg
That same day, he died.
Duke Governor Konna > Ylewen ouch
Aiko Danuja > the things we have to do 🙁
ISD Bird > Ylewen Yeah, that is called getting “ganked”
Gia Domni Cassini > Ylewen thats a thing
NitRam2205 > Ylewen get a good
Ylewen > they was like
Ylewen > 20
They was like 20.
That’s right.
Ivory Harcourt > Ylewen this is a PVP game
Ylewen > I do not call that “PVP”
Ylewen > ppl are cirnge
Ylewen > fk of
Ylewen > I do not call that “PVP”
Ylewen > 1v20
ISD Bird > pvp could also mean “player vs people”
Tahoora Tsour Niam > Aiko Danuja o7
New players struggle to accept reality.
Callie Khornate > Ylewen You chose to fly what you couldn’t afford
Gia Domni Cassini > Ylewen multiboxing is allowed.
ISD Bird > Ylewen That is called being ganked
Ylewen > its shouldnt be allowed
Avelmarle Shouna > people don’t need your consent to kill you
ISD Bird > EVE Forums: Player Feedback & New Features if you have a suggestion make it here
Sara Seraph > become a ganker yourself
Corporal Fillip > Aiko Danuja hey, Aiko
I love to help.
Aurie Aurgnet > Aiko Danuja give some advice for the newbies.
Aiko Danuja > i recommend new players try pvp instead of mining
Ylewen > All liars
Disgusted, Ylewen filed a complaint.
What do you think he said?
He sure had some interesting ideas.
Now it’s up to 30 accounts!
Did you think Ylewen is an innocent new player?
Doubt!
