Miners are never calm.
They love it.
o7 capsuleers!
Day 2909
Category: Kills of the Week
Ypricorspy
Miners always have something to say (if they aren’t AFK).
That’s why we kill them all.
Don’t let the miner seduce you.
Ignore their hateful words.
Kill them all.
Total extirpation.
That’s the law.
What do you think about that?
Real Talk with Aiko Danuja
Today we are talking with Aiko Danuja.
Hey there, I’m Aiko Danuja (not Alko Danuja).
In EvE Online, I’m a high priestess and princess.
What I want, is 150 mbillion isk, thanks.
My flying monkeys enforce the original Code of new New Halaima.
In EvE Online, you can do whatever.
I know exactly what I’m going to do.
That’s right.
That’s right!
GF yourself!
Antiganking Fail
I finally finished watching that new show.
Local was full of idiots.
They were jealous of our free time.
I guess they are content.
I decided to undock and check it out.
Suddenly CONCORD (and gate guns)!
That’s right.
I accepted their generous offerings.
Carebears aren’t very good at PvP.
I hope they had fun.
Miners are kinda weird.
A few moments later…
=BONUS KILLMAIL=
Later that evening…
That’s right.
I’m the best!
=LIVE BLOG CONTINUES=
What a game…
In EvE Online, there’s always more to the story.
o7 capsuleers!
=MOMENT OF TRUTH=
Moon Bumping
Miners hate Moon Bumping.
Check it out for yourself.
TLDW: There’s a method to the madness.
At first there were 14, maybe more…
He whittled them down, one by one.
Where did all the Orcs go?
Some people call this griefing.
I call it victory.
Kill the Miner
Listening to: Kill the Farmer
Newbros have a lot of questions.
Here’s a little tip for new gankers.
Ventures are way more fun than freighters.
Miners sure do cry a lot.
I hope they all quit the game.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Little Diamond
That’s right.
I’m a bright shining star.
In EvE Online, I’m making a real difference.
That’s right!
You know what they say about me.
I’m the best!
What are you doing tonight?
Krig’s Korner, Episode 27
Stay Safe!
Highsec is a dangerous place.
Transphobic racist ‘Christian’ valfurian saraki vowed revenge.
This time, he had a cunning plan.
April ‘Short’ Skirt (not a trannie) was eager to help.
valfurian was pleased with the plan.
He remembered his encounter with that bwitch Aiko Danuja.
This time, he would be ready for her.
After a week, he got the weapons online.
Soon, it would be time…
Can you guess what happened next?
NO PEEKING!
Are you ready?
Ready or not, here we come!
Did you guess correctly?
That’s right.
Can you guess what happened next?
That’s right.
To be continued…
What Happens in Amarr…
No surprises here.
Another disgusting battleminer.
EvE Online is not an easy game.
Meanwhile, in the Democratic People’s Republic of Khanid.
That’s right.
That’s Right
It’s easy to understand why.
Nobody likes a miner.
Just kill them all.
o7 capsuleers!
