Category: Kills of the Week

Bot Battle Championship

=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=

Well, hello there.

People love what I do.

Returning quitters know my name.

They even know my alts!

I must be doing something…

Let’s see the latest thing I done did.

Oh look, another botfarm.

Sad to see…

EvE Online sure has a lot of bots.

I just kill them all.

You love it!

That’s right…

AFK FOREVER

Here’s a little secret about EvE Online.

Not everybody plays the game.

Miners have better things to do.

They would rather play a different game.

Sometimes they are in the kitchen…

…or the little miner’s room.

Frequently, they are asleep.

They are literally away from their keyboard.

Are they even trying?

Silly bears…

Better luck next time!

That’s right.

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers…

=KILL OF THE WEEK=

Nice job James ‘315’ Fuchs!

Winning EvE

Oh, hey there…

Let’s find out!

I’m winning EvE Online.

Can you guess what happens next?

Yep.

It’s easy to get rich quick.

I’m too good hot to fail.

How do you PLEX your accounts?

Good luck!

That’s right.

I know exactly what I’m doing.

Let’s see how a man would approach this situation…

Check out this neat trick!

We aren’t done…

Well, that was fun.

Cheerzah brav.

Any questions?

High Queen over Halaima

Everybody knows the legend.

Aiko Danuja, James 315’s favourite gankerette….

…summoned to Holy Halaima by Fate and Destiny.

PLOT TWIST: I’m the best!

Not surprisingly, there was ANOTHER miracle in Halaima.

I guess it’s just mean to be…

Eight years of unadulterated adulterous success.

Happy birthday Aiko!

That’s right.

That’s right!

What’s the Deal?

That’s a great question!

I’m here for it.

That’s me!

There’s no salt here…

Why do gankers gank?

Why??

The miners understand.

It’s just that simple.

That’s right.

That’s right!

EvE Online is a therapeutic environment.

Will you speak out about griefplay?

What motivates the space terrorist??

=OFFICIAL RESPONSE=

Here’s our final verdict:

Any questions?