I answer noob questions, faster than the carebears.
I’m good at this.
That’s right.
I like to have fun.
I’m a pillar of the community.
That’s right.
New players love to cry and beg for help.
I set them straight.
Ylewen > Don’t get mad, go farm vespar !
One day, I met Ylewen.
Ylewen > yeah, so ppl multiboxing with like 20 accounts, he waited me outside my filament T3 (i was in a Safe spot in Muvolailen) wtf, i just lost 600M gg
That same day, he died.
Duke Governor Konna > Ylewen ouch Aiko Danuja > the things we have to do 🙁 ISD Bird > Ylewen Yeah, that is called getting “ganked” Gia Domni Cassini > Ylewen thats a thing NitRam2205 > Ylewen get a good Ylewen > they was like Ylewen > 20
They was like 20.
That’s right.
Ivory Harcourt > Ylewen this is a PVP game Ylewen > I do not call that “PVP” Ylewen > ppl are cirnge Ylewen > fk of Ylewen > I do not call that “PVP” Ylewen > 1v20 ISD Bird > pvp could also mean “player vs people” Tahoora Tsour Niam > Aiko Danuja o7
New players struggle to accept reality.
Callie Khornate > Ylewen You chose to fly what you couldn’t afford Gia Domni Cassini > Ylewen multiboxing is allowed. ISD Bird > Ylewen That is called being ganked Ylewen > its shouldnt be allowed Avelmarle Shouna > people don’t need your consent to kill you ISD Bird > EVE Forums: Player Feedback & New Features if you have a suggestion make it here Sara Seraph > become a ganker yourself Corporal Fillip > Aiko Danuja hey, Aiko
I love to help.
Aurie Aurgnet > Aiko Danuja give some advice for the newbies. Aiko Danuja > i recommend new players try pvp instead of mining Ylewen > All liars
Inala Ueshi Kouvo > I got a 3 day ban for telling a dude I hope his mother got cancer after he shot up a friend of mine and I in low sec while we were on a mission
Fly Fearless alliance was infested with tunnel snakes.
Executor Gai Heiyuu was at fault.
The buck stops at the top.
Suddenly, EvEmail…
“Without any warning whatsoever, an unsolicited EVE-mail arrived in the inbox of every single member of Mission Ready Mining. This was no ordinary EVE-mail. It was a corpmail. But this communication was special for another reason; it happened to contain a link to a minerbumping post about Mission Ready Mining. Curiously, it also includes a quote attributed to Tora Bushido, as well as references to the mysterious Assistance Group.
A shiver ran down the thing that MRMNG CEO Gai Heiyuu had been passing off as a spine. He had been fearing this day might come since the spring of 2017, when he ordered the emergency evacuation of Gelhan. *They* were back.”
Editor’s Note: Yes, I am quoting an illustrated narrative, published privately in a secret Discord.
Historian’s Note: This incident explains why members of a corporation are no longer allowed to mail everybody else in the corporation.
