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Let’s meet a miner.
He died straight away.
Mackinah daown.
Fully fitted!!!
Wrong rigs, my guy.
Miners disgust me.
He wants to talk to us, while on the loo.
Bro…
Welcome to the team.
Best of luck with your next Machinaw shiiip.
Later, there was an exit interview.
Poor guy got no worning.
He should tryed discuss this with the mane (that’s me).
Meening, we requier becaous we are hellping.
This is the story of EvE Online’s most neurotic scammer.
Thanks, thanks.
People are STILL talking about Justin.
In fact, I do know him.
He proposed to marry me, irl, frfr.
We often discuss his case in crypto channels.
There’s a lot to discuss.
That’s right.
Justin tried to raise crypto with EvE Online.
He was counting on my support.
Together, we could change the course of history.
There was only one problem.
Some people didn’t want to invest.
They wouldn’t even apologize.
Even Steve was out!
It was so unfair.
That’s right.
To be continued…
I recently accepted a few quests.
Could I anti-gan the gankers?
This dummy didn’t realize something…
The contracts don’t require a kill!
Isn’t that special?
One contract was especially lucrative.
I was racing against sixteen other people.
Who could hunt me down the fastest?
Fortunately, I found some volunteers.
This was taking too long…
…so I got a BIGGER ship.
VICTORY!
Now that’s how you win EvE Online!
I’m the best!
\o/
Miners are bad at math.
Even Venture ganking is profitable.
We don’t have better things to do.
We are here to help.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Stay calm. o7
Oh hi.
Happy to help.
Some truths can’t be denied.
Nobody likes a miner.
Let’s just observe the facts.
They can’t pay to win.
They are poors…
…because they are bads.
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right.
lol!
Wow thanks.
Miners are crazy.
JAJAJAJAJA DU BIST GROSSER PIRAT JA
They have a lot to say.
I hope they enjoy mining.
o7 capsuleers!
Welcome back…
It’s gonna be another day in EvE Online!
We love to meet new players.
Only crybabies are crying.
Hedvard Vetranax went from zero to hero.
Some people are happy capsulers.
That’s why CCP allows us to gank them.
Are you having fun?
Maybe you just don’t get it.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Cheerzah brav…
Hey there.
Another Highsec quitbaby.
That’s right.
Gudbui miner.
I’m glad his toion enjoyed the gagain.
Glory to the DPRH!
Hi!
Stay safe out there!
Gudbue!
There is war in SYria.
Miners are learning why.
James 315 died, but Princess Aiko reigns as Queen Regent!
So we did an experiment.
Is bumping effective?
We wanted to know.
Is Silent Company a good alliance?
Our research indicates they are bads.
That is sad.
So we taught them a lesson.
Yes.
