Straight As

Listening to: High All Day

Oh hey, I’m back from midterms.

I’m just a cute coed.

I’m definitely not an archvillain.

If you play like me, maybe you can be like me.

Today, I’ll be discussing how to sell a mining permit.

Let’s do one now.

Step 2: Sales

Just say yes, and take the isk.

In EvE Online, players pay money to advertise Aiko Danuja.

This is recommended best practice.

I’m running a serious space business.

That’s another tip of the hat to High Princess Aiko Danuja.

I’m simply the best.

That’s right.

That’s right!

EvE Online is such a cruel game.

That doesn’t mean I need to be a baddie.

You can join me for a fun time!

Dracula Whinebaby

He had a ship that could shoot back.

Meanwhile, another miner started to cry.

Shooting back just isn’t enough.

It was a good fight.

The miners backed each other up.

Not everyone can be me.

I’m kinda the best.

That’s right.

Oh look, I killed Dracula.

I also caught Captain Hook.

Cool.

Here’s another clam miner.

o7 capsuleers!

Sovereign Miner

Watching: Sovereign Citizen Moments

Here’s the TLDR:

R3aper992 is our star of the day.

What a miner.

Nice pod!

I know what miners want.

A few minutes later…

He’s a sovereign citizen!

That’s right.

He’s a free miner.

A stateless traveler.

I wonder what else he has to say?

Check this out!

Textbok sovvie.

He definitely knows Admiralty law!

If you don’t make a contract, they can’t arrest you.

I wonder if he believes in aliens?

Any last words?

Later that day…

We diagnosed him with a case of the crazies.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag, #255

Highsec Miner Grab Bag, #254

TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online

I got a lot of EvEMail.

Some miners want to pimp me out at Fanfest.

They love to share their fantasies.

There’s more where that came from.

Other miners want to apologize.

Even apologetic miners need mining permits.

Woah! Calm down…

o7 capsuleers!

That’s right.