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Aiko Danuja is the best player in the history of EvE Online.
That’s pretty neat!
Boys love what I do.
I think it’s fun to play.
I wonder what I will do next?
At least he isn’t mad.
He sure had a lot to say…
I guess he roleplays as a salty dog?
What a silly bear.
I’ve heard it all before…
o7 capsuleers!
Miners are bad at EvE Online.
So we purify them unto extirpation.
Recently, Blood Raiders visited ruination upon the J-bears.
Vulpecula Volans gave a riveting war speech.
His fleet was overwhelmed by a Childrens Orphanage Charity event.
It was a terrible slaughter.
The time for training was over.
Afterward, I returned to Highsec.
It was the same as always.
That’s right.
That’s right!
I’m winning a game called EvE Online.
They win by losing.
I find this acceptable.
Highsec is a strange place…
Sometimes, they get an attitude.
So we have to put them down.
We are all having fun.
I hope everybody is having fun?
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers…
Kazry was a bad boy.
Kazry > i ran with the bandidos for a number of years
He sure talked a lot of trash.
He kinda liked me.
Then he went to the big house.
It’s been a long time!
Welcome back, big guy!
Plot twist: He still likes me…
I’m doing better than ever!
Everybody loves Aiko.
That’s right.
I’m the best!
Stay out of trouble…
I get a lot of fan mail.
They are impressed by my LGBTQ friendly animal-rights alliance.
All the best legions are affiliated.
I give each miner the attention they deserve.
Praise Me!
I like to share my favourite verse.
Isn’t that the truth?
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers!
You cocksucker! You cancer-ridden piece of shit, you test-tube-born, pathetic, cum-guzzling faggot—if I ever met you in real life, I’d shove your head up your own ass so you could lick yourself clean, you cancer-ridden faggot, you mangy little brat!!!
Why are they fighting?
Are they fighting over ice?
Who will win?
Coming SOON!
That’s right.
Be there!
THIS SUNDAYyYyYyYyY!
We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.
I get a lot of email.
They also write my friends.
I’m not sure what they are going on about.
Everybody has something to say.
I really don’t know what to say.
What does it mean?
I guess that makes sense…
They just assume I understand.
I receive many interesting offers.
This can be very lucrative!
That’s right.
That’s the plan.
Isn’t that special?
Here’s a long one…
Bro, I don’t speak Polish.
Why not?
Naturally, I explained my lawful CODE.
He didn’t like the answer!
Listening to: High-Sex Assassin
Do mining permits work?
Of course…
Mining permits are on sale now!
That’s right.
Make sure to obey the LAW!
o7 capsuleers…
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
=POINT AND COUNTERPOINT=
I’m doing great.
Not everybody is so fortunate.
It sucks being a miner.
Sometimes, it’s better to stop.
Don’t let this be you!
That’s right.
That’s right!
=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=
Well, hello there.
People love what I do.
Returning quitters know my name.
They even know my alts!
I must be doing something…
Let’s see the latest thing I done did.
Oh look, another botfarm.
Sad to see…
EvE Online sure has a lot of bots.
I just kill them all.
You love it!
That’s right…
