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Lately I’ve been wondering, you know, like why?
They all keep giving me the NazAO salute.
MissJessy can’t be happy to see me again.
As always, we consult the Aiko Danuja CODE of Conduct.
Oh right, it’s required by law.
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right!!!
o7 capsuleers! (aka cheerzah brav)
That’s right!
My name is Aiko Danuja.
As a new player, I’ve learned a lot about EvE Online.
Miners are poors.
They always cry a lot.
They are bads.
They don’t deserve to mine.
For such a new player, I’ve been doing this a long time.
Apparently, I run the most popular channel in the game!
Sources say, I’m the best.
Cheerzah brav!
I don’t read my mail.
It’s just a lot, and I’m busy.
People report stray Orcas…
Sometimes, I hear from MiniLaw.
I like to hear from long dead miners.
I wish I had time to read it all.
Miners sure have a lot to say!
Should I respond?
What will people come up with next?
I guess they’ve had an exciting year.
Hey, maybe if you write me….
…I might even respond!
That’s right.
\o
Highsec is a SAFE space.
Miners are just dying to meet us (haha).
Our next guest is HAZZIK.
#sad
Carebears never take personal responsibility.
It’s the old “I’m just a poor miner” defense.
Facing bankruptcy and eviction, he tried a new career.
It’s miner’s night at the club.
What a funny guy.
He should have bought a mining permit.
Ba dum tss.
We are top tier players, and that’s no joke.
Well, I hope he had fun.
o7 capsuleers!
Some miners mine a lot.
Others do not.
That’s right.
In EvE Online, you can be whatever you want to be are.
I’m a vampi space princess.
Some people are into that.
That’s right.
Why do we gank them?
Enjoy a fat paragraph.
This one is a ‘philosophy miner’.
They are crazies (irl).
For real, fr.
They often like to negotiate.
I just hope he enjoyed EvE Online.
Now he’s quitting forever (again).
That’s one point for Team Safety!
Zero points for everyone else.
Oh wait, there’s more…
This is BONUS content.
Behold, an antiganker is born…
Are you keeping score?
That’s right!
He even learned a little CODE. history.
He also met our favourite little princess.
Some guys are into me.
They remember me for the rest of their life.
He won in his own little way.
o7 capsuleer!
Listening to: High All Day
Oh hey, I’m back from midterms.
I’m just a cute coed.
I’m definitely not an archvillain.
If you play like me, maybe you can be like me.
Today, I’ll be discussing how to sell a mining permit.
Let’s do one now.
Step 2: Sales
Just say yes, and take the isk.
In EvE Online, players pay money to advertise Aiko Danuja.
This is recommended best practice.
I’m running a serious space business.
That’s another tip of the hat to High Princess Aiko Danuja.
I’m simply the best.
That’s right.
That’s right!
EvE Online is such a cruel game.
That doesn’t mean I need to be a baddie.
You can join me for a fun time!
This is a paid advertisement.
Sam Kosho killed this Tayra.
What’s next for our crybaby of the day?
That’s right.
He had a ship that could shoot back.
Meanwhile, another miner started to cry.
Shooting back just isn’t enough.
It was a good fight.
The miners backed each other up.
Not everyone can be me.
I’m kinda the best.
That’s right.
Oh look, I killed Dracula.
I also caught Captain Hook.
Cool.
Here’s another clam miner.
o7 capsuleers!
Watching: Sovereign Citizen Moments
Here’s the TLDR:
R3aper992 is our star of the day.
What a miner.
Nice pod!
I know what miners want.
A few minutes later…
He’s a sovereign citizen!
That’s right.
He’s a free miner.
A stateless traveler.
I wonder what else he has to say?
Check this out!
Textbok sovvie.
He definitely knows Admiralty law!
If you don’t make a contract, they can’t arrest you.
I wonder if he believes in aliens?
Any last words?
Later that day…
We diagnosed him with a case of the crazies.
That’s right.
That’s right!
