Space Law – ‎James 315 Space

Asstrophobia THE MINER

Nobody likes an isk grubbing carebear.

Are gankbears real gankers?

Gankbears just don’t get it (and never will).

Unfortunately, it didn’t work out for me and James…

…but at least he found love!

I only gank people who care.

Likewise, James ganks miners who care, because HE cares.

Sometimes, you meet a miner who really cares.

This sounds like a serious space matter!

Nowadays, there is the old Code and the new original Code.

Each Code contains a phantom social contract.

In my spare time, I provide miners with legal assistance.

They appreciate my counsel.

Many miners are terrified of me…

…however, I just want to help!

What’s on your wish list?

That’s right.

Obey the Codes, or this could be you!

FINAL THOUGHTS

BONUS AIKO LORE CONTENT

Check it out: https://eveonion.com/miners-corner/

FINAL VOWS

Now you know why real gankers gank (it’s not for isk).

To be continued?

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Everybody Loves AIKO

Facts.

Double Facts!

A lot of people love Aiko Danuja.

In EvE Online, there’s only one name that matters.

lolAMAO!

Aiko Wins Again!

A lot of people like my music.

My teeth are pretty sharp, as you will see…

One day, a miner decided to talk trash about Art Gravy.

Such miners need to die.

Fortunately, I’m a cunning little jackal.

Isn’t that the truth?

Is it time?

That’s right.

I’m the best.

That’s right!

Here’s a bonus video.

Now you know why they call me Aiko Danuja.

More Plenitude Alliance content coming soon!

Miner Outbursts

It’s been one of those days.

In Highsec, one thing is always certain.

Every miner must pay.

You can huff and bluff all you want.

Crazy talk won’t get you anywhere.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Aiko Coming

I am Aiko, High Danuja of Danera.

That is what I do.

I’m the best.

There’s only one thing that can stop me.

Otherwise…

You’ll understand why they call me a real B.

That’s right.

Cuz, it be like that.

That’s right.

Ya’ll best stay real safe.

Straight to Valhalla

Hey there.

It’s actually amazing.

My wannabe rivals are still not in the top 1000 (LOL).

Recently, I’m sporting a new look.

I’m looking BETTER THAN EVER.

Damn girl.

You love it.

Like a blushing boss B.

That’s right.

Everybody notices me!

Recently, I set a new record.

You can’t argue with success!

What does this mean for you and me?

Let me re-explain Valhalla.

Everyone who plays EvE Online goes to Valhalla.If you are amongst the thousand greatest, you are invited to party in my box. The next nine thousand, plebs like Suitonia, will be cast into darkness, gnashing their teeth in miserable anguish. Everyone else, anyone who ever made an account, will become a ravaging zombie. If you are fortunate enough to be in the top hundred thousand, you will be a fast zombie. Those loser lossers will tear each other apart, whilst we party in the Hall of the Thousand. However, what if you are in the top 100? Thence shalt ye feast at yon Long Table, with the greatest warriors in galactic history.

That’s right!

Congratulations Aiko!

Arche Dies in Amarr

He wasn’t a happy miner.

What happened?

Illegal mining is not tolerated in sacred Amarr!

This ethic has been consistent for millennia.

All miners must be extirpated (this is your warning).

Silly bears always threaten revenge.

They also try to scam us.

Firsty of, if an ignoremus doesn’t leasrn, then he gets blowonged!

Will they ever obey the law?

Some people are just out of touch with reality.

That’s right… go in flames…

PLOT TWIST: He let me kill him?

CHATGPT SAYS…

Indeed.

1800 Bad Names

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