Oh, hey there.
Why do I gank plebs?
I gank because I’m the best.
Miners love me!
That sounds fair.
I sell a lot of mining permits…
Every story has a happy ending.
o7 capsuleers!
RIGHTS of MINING
Category: Space Law
Day 2906
The locals are starting to recognize me.
I always introduce myself to new players.
The people understand what I’m all about.
That’s right.
That’s right!
High Aiko Danuja
It’s me, Aiko Danuja!
Like it or not, this is the best EvE Online blog.
New players love it.
They are all so sweet and innocent.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Time Well Spent
My name is Aiko Danuja.
In EvE Online, I roleplay as Mary Gankins.
Everybody has alts.
Permits are always required by law.
We have been helping new citizens.
The minnners are starting to understand.
Every gank is an opportunity to communicate.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Ypricorspy
Miners always have something to say (if they aren’t AFK).
That’s why we kill them all.
Don’t let the miner seduce you.
Ignore their hateful words.
Kill them all.
Total extirpation.
That’s the law.
What do you think about that?
Doing Great
I’m doing great.
That’s right.
That’s right!
07 capsuleers!
Real Talk with Aiko Danuja
Today we are talking with Aiko Danuja.
Hey there, I’m Aiko Danuja (not Alko Danuja).
In EvE Online, I’m a high priestess and princess.
What I want, is 150 mbillion isk, thanks.
My flying monkeys enforce the original Code of new New Halaima.
In EvE Online, you can do whatever.
I know exactly what I’m going to do.
That’s right.
That’s right!
GF yourself!
Moon Bumping
Miners hate Moon Bumping.
Check it out for yourself.
TLDW: There’s a method to the madness.
At first there were 14, maybe more…
He whittled them down, one by one.
Where did all the Orcs go?
Some people call this griefing.
I call it victory.
Modern Mining
I’ve sold a lot of mining permits.
Recently, I found an interesting idea in the suggestion box.
I can accommodate these requests.
Tired of that old Fifth Class mining permit?
Modern mining permits are ON SALE now!
That’s right.
Upgrade today, and mine with modern comfort and style!
NICE!
VERY NICE!!
Kill the Miner
Listening to: Kill the Farmer
Newbros have a lot of questions.
Here’s a little tip for new gankers.
Ventures are way more fun than freighters.
Miners sure do cry a lot.
I hope they all quit the game.
That’s right.
That’s right!
