Miners say the darndest things.
I guess we should kill them all.
That’s right.
It’s only fair.
That’s right!
Another Apology
Month: April 2026
Are we the Gankers?
Over the years, I have received many questions…
…and more than a few complaints!
Are people in my alliance ganking?
I thought we were antigankers???
I’m not sure what to say.
It is rather strange…
I wonder if the miners will ever understand?
Am I still getting these mails?
Yep!
It’s a real mystery!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Antiganker PRIDE!
o7 capsuleers!
=BONUS CONTENT=
Jonkkonen’s Apology
My name is Aiko Danuja.
Previously, Jonkkonen talked trash.
I’m always available if a miner wants to chat.
My racket enraged him.
He was big mad.
This boy a lot to say.
He suggested several ways for me to commit suicide.
That’s right.
I hope he’s feeling ok.
Later, Jonkkonen’s dad found out about his outburst.
It’s been a real learning experience.
Antiganking Fail
I finally finished watching that new show.
Local was full of idiots.
They were jealous of our free time.
I guess they are content.
I decided to undock and check it out.
Suddenly CONCORD (and gate guns)!
That’s right.
I accepted their generous offerings.
Carebears aren’t very good at PvP.
I hope they had fun.
Miners are kinda weird.
A few moments later…
=BONUS KILLMAIL=
Later that evening…
That’s right.
I’m the best!
=LIVE BLOG CONTINUES=
What a game…
In EvE Online, there’s always more to the story.
o7 capsuleers!
=MOMENT OF TRUTH=
Go Travel Yourself
It’s not easy being a miner.
They always cry a lot
They often have crazy theories.
Even broken clocks are occasionally right…
The truth is elusive.
What do you think?
That’s right.
That’s right!
CASTOLE GIRL
CASTOLE is was a bad boy.
This is what happens when you indulge in cat play.
Before long, he met some interesting men.
They only wanted one thing.
This gave Catboy a crazy idea.
Can you guess what happened next?
Spironolactone + estradiol + progesterone = ?????
SURPRISE!
Castole decided to get a makeover.
That’s right…
What a little cutie!
Now CASTOLE has new pronouns.
Welcome to the UwU zone.
FelixIsG > OMG CASTOLE you Need GOD
Moon Bumping
Miners hate Moon Bumping.
Check it out for yourself.
TLDW: There’s a method to the madness.
At first there were 14, maybe more…
He whittled them down, one by one.
Where did all the Orcs go?
Some people call this griefing.
I call it victory.
Megabig ???
Miners are often confused.
They have a lot of questions.
Will they ever understand?
What is happening to them… and why?
In every language, they ask the same question.
It’s a real mystery.
That’s right.
I hope they figure it out…
That’s right!
Banned from Aydoteaux Fleet
A known miner has been banned from Aydoteaux community fleets.
Desperate for boosts, the skiff cried out in vain.
Other miners do not approve of his forum posts.
He is an embarrassment to EvE Online.
He wants it bad, but he is blocked and banned.
There are actually several reasons.
I’m not even logged in, and he’s thinking about me.
He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).
He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).
He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).
That’s right.
I’ve heard his posts are pretty bad.
I wouldn’t know…
The other miners mock him endlessly.
This story just keeps getting weirder…
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
100 Billion Isk Club
Miners are often surprised to encounter me.
Suddenly Aiko!
It’s definitely worth it.
James 315 is gone, and that’s for the best.
Centuple o7 to you Dog2424!
How do you make isk in EvE Online?
Is that right?
That’s right.
I’m on FIRE!
