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I’ve sold a lot of mining permits.
Recently, I found an interesting idea in the suggestion box.
I can accommodate these requests.
Tired of that old Fifth Class mining permit?
Modern mining permits are ON SALE now!
That’s right.
Upgrade today, and mine with modern comfort and style!
NICE!
VERY NICE!!
Listening to: Kill the Farmer
Newbros have a lot of questions.
Here’s a little tip for new gankers.
Ventures are way more fun than freighters.
Miners sure do cry a lot.
I hope they all quit the game.
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right.
I’m a bright shining star.
In EvE Online, I’m making a real difference.
That’s right!
You know what they say about me.
I’m the best!
What are you doing tonight?
Many miners are seeking employment (irl and in-game).
Unfortunately, they don’t have any skills.
Regardless, we don’t need miners.
Plot Twist: He didn’t want to mine anyways.
Another bad attitude bear.
What will he do next?
That’s right.
That’s right!
=BONUS SALT=
Happy Easter to All!
I’m the best.
That’s right.
That’s right!
=SALT OF THE DAY=
Miners love what I do.
I also enjoy the game.
We have a lot of fun in EvE Online.
I don’t ever do anything else.
All I want to do is kill miners.
I hope everybody else is having a good time!
That’s right.
That’s right!
