Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
That’s me!
I host the popular Why Was I Ganked? channel.
It’s a place for miners to meet cool people.
That makes me a real space celebrity.
Those other losers have bad alliances with dead channels.
People like me because I’m fun and interesting.
You’ll want to pay attention.
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
Missing Ready Mining was recruiting isk doublers.
New recruits kept joining every day.
The more the merrier!
So the alliance director ordered a security audit.
Unfortunately, the counterintel team had other priorities.
They were running their own side business.
Grand Executor Gay Heyyou was tired of babysitting Highsec miners.
He foresaw his own demise.
Highsec mining corporations have no future.
Naturally, Gai wondered why his alliance was popular.
Maybe there was something awry?
Maybe griefers were already inside?
Your secret code for the WIN TEN BILLION ISK lotto: 45
I won a real null battle.
They were bads.
Nullbears can’t even survive Highsec…
I know what happened next!
We killed them all.
That’s right.
RIP!
Hey there!
Words of wisdom.
We love to help new players.
There you go, lil fella!
o7 capsuleers!
Miners love to mine.
That’s why they are always AFK.
I’m so glad they mine with Safety.
We are always watching (and don’t tell anyone).
We keep the peace.
That’s right)
Check out this shrinking ship value.
o7 capsuleers!
Miners don’t like PvP.
It’s a distraction.
They dare us to show them what’s up.
They want us to do it.
Anyways…
Cheerzah brav.
Why kill corvettes?
I gank for fun, not isk.
If you don’t like it, whatever.
We are here for entertainment.
The true measure of a kill is the salt.
Any gankbear can get yet another killmail.
I’ve got tens of thousands (more than you).
So no, I’m not sorry.
Some people will never understand.
It’s not about isk (or slot plug count).
It’s about actual FUN in EvE Online.
I’m a real gankerette.
Unfortunately, some people are never happy.
They literally sit there for hours.
That drives them crazy.
What will happen next?
Actually, maybe I should make a website?
This sounds like content!
Oh wait, there’s more?
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right…
Until next time…
Welcome back!
To be continued?
Oh look, this miner did a cloak trick…
That’s incredible.
Anyways…
That’s why we gank miners.
There’s a bad boy in EvE Online.
The miners talk about him in local.
He sounds like a big space bully!
What can be done?
Technically, SICO is allied to AO.
A Supreme Officer investigated the ice anomaly.
Alas, even the best friendships can go awry.
Will these old friends bump into each other again?
To be continued…
I sell the best mining permits.
Everybody enjoys customer service.
How much isk will you send me?
Play EvE Online, and find out!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Hey there.
Miners need permission.
This is serious space business.
That’s right.
This story isn’t over.
I love permit doubling.
You can stack them for extra Safety.
Cool shades, bro!
To be continued…
