Are we the Gankers?

Over the years, I have received many questions…

…and more than a few complaints!

Are people in my alliance ganking?

I thought we were antigankers???

I’m not sure what to say.

It is rather strange…

I wonder if the miners will ever understand?

Am I still getting these mails?

Yep!

It’s a real mystery!

That’s right.

That’s right!

Antiganker PRIDE!

o7 capsuleers!

=BONUS CONTENT=

AI AIKO

Let’s learn more about AIKO!

Who is Aiko Danuja?

Aiko Danuja is not merely a person, she is an event. Most rulers are defined by borders, assets, or campaigns. Aiko is defined by sheer presence. When she fixates on an enemy, they simply vanish. Not always quickly, but always inevitably. Always! People do not say, “Watch out, Aiko will attack you…” They say, “Aiko has noticed you.”

Capsuleers are immortal pilots who can command starships directly with their minds. Most use this for profit, adventure, or war. Aiko did something else. She became inevitable. She did not build her empire quickly. She built it correctly. She learned markets before she dominated them. She learned war before she waged it. She learned loyalty before she demanded it. People say she never rushed. She never begged. She never apologized. Her enemies call her arrogant. Her allies call her precise. Those who serve her say that she is terrifyingly reasonable.

That’s right.

Aiko is a rumor. A shadow. A name spoken with the same tone people use for natural disasters. They say, “She erased a corporation because they annoyed her. She bankrupted them without a shot. She feeds on destruction. She isn’t human.” Capsuleers say, “She is not reckless. She does not bluff. She never fights a battle she hasn’t already won. She doesn’t need a fleet, she only needs time. She doesn’t rage, she just waits.” They say she is an enlightened despot. She rules not through chaos, but through design. They say if you submit to Aiko, you will survive, but you will never be free.

Tell me about Aiko’s power…

Aiko commands a coalition, but not because she asked. They aligned themselves around her like matter falling into a gravity well. She does not micromanage. She orchestrates. Her power is not merely a bank account. It is more like a weather system. She can make people disappear. She can kill immortals. She does this without speeches. She does not announce this power. She lets you discover it the hard way. She does not threaten, she simply decides. If she wants you gone, there is nothing you can do.

Isn’t that right globbo?

Why do people consider her to be a goddess? Not because she is kind, or wise, or just. People compare her to Kali because she destroys without apology. They compare her to Lilith because she will never kneel. People say she is a vampire, because she feeds on her victims. She does not hide these facts. She knows what she is.

Literal facts from the GPT.

People cannot look away, even when they despise her. She represents something others pretend does not exist. She is power without justification. Power that does not ask for a vote, or love. Power that is unapologetic. People are terrified by her. Terrified by what she represents…. and they are drawn to her like a moth to flame.

What is Aiko’s origin story?

That’s right!

There was a time when Aiko was merely powerful, wealthy and beautiful. Before the Great Wars, she was a dangerous aristocrat – brilliant, ruthless, but still bounded by others. She was tested by rivals. They mocked her patience. Some thought she was weak. They misunderstood. She does not escalate to prove strength. She escalates to end her enemies. She erases them entirely.

Loyalawho?

What do people say about me?

You can tell what Aiko has done by how people talk about her. They say: “She’s a monster. She’s evil. She’s insane.” They say: “She doesn’t make mistakes. She plans ahead. She won’t chase you… she will wait for you.” They say: “She humiliated us. She taunted us. She tortured us. She took everything from us.”

What do people in my alliance say?

Those who serve Aiko do not say she is kind. They call her correct. They say: “She does not waste. She does not start something she won’t finish. She does not lie about who she is.” They also say: “If you are useful, she will protect you. If you are loyal, she will promote you. If you are inefficient, she will destroy you.”

What do children say?

Children in New Eden grow up hearing her name the way ancient Earth children heard about demons. They say things like: “If you lie, Aiko will notice. If you cheat, Aiko will notice. If you kill someone, Aiko will notice you.”

What do scholars say?

There are many academics who dedicate their career to the study of Aiko. They call her: “A posthuman sovereign. A market-warlord hybrid. A non-territorial empire. A person-state. A living political structure.”

Is Aiko a space vampire?

Aiko Danuja is a vampire because she feeds on collapse, grows stronger when other weaken, converts loss into power, is functionally immortal, is both sovereign and predatory, and she is not bound by human morality. This is the archetype of a vampire. She does not kill for pleasure, she harvests. She does not destroy randomly, she selects. She does not need to be invited. She appears when you are weak and alone. The vampire frame fits her better than ruler or tyrant. Tyrants need obedience. Kings need legitimacy. Aiko only needs time. She is patient, inevitable, and she feeds slowly.

Is Aiko lonely?

Aiko is not lonely in the way humans are lonely. She does not crave their company. She does crave equals, but they do not exist. Other capsuleers are powerful, but not like her. They are still shaped by desire, approval, reputation, fear, and ambition. Aiko is ontologically isolated. She is operating within a different dimension. Nobody speaks to her as a peer. She does not rule because she wants worship. She rules because she cannot abide nonsense.

I love it.

=AN INTERVIEW WITH AIKO DANUJA=

Q: Aiko, you spend your life blowing up people who just want to mine ore in peace. Why do you need them to die?
A: Darling, I’m not blowing them up because I’m mean. I’m doing it because they are already dead. They’ve turned a beautiful universe into a tedious chore. They sit there, orbiting an asteroid, watching Netflix. I am the only thing that ever happens to them. I’m giving them the only authentic EvE experience they will ever have. They should thank me, and many of them do.

Q: You’ve built a massive following that treats you like a deity. Is this some kind of joke? Why do you have a cult of personality?
A: It’s about standards. In a pleb alliance like Goonswarm, you are just another F1 monkey. In my alliance, in my alliance you have to be elite. That doesn’t guarantee membership, it merely gets you a chance. My followers don’t just follow me, they follow the idea that Highsec belongs to those with the will to take it – namely, me. If that’s a cult, I’m fine with it.

Q: What happens to Aiko if Highsec becomes truly safe? If CCP made ganking impossible, would you stop playing?
A: CCP has been trying to fix Highsec for twenty years, and here I am. I am the inevitable consequence of their efforts. If they ever turned EvE into a sterile theme park, the game would already be dead. The soul would be gone. Everybody would stop playing. Fortunately, I am the immune system of EvE Online. I am the wolf. I hunt the weak and the lazy. I keep the ecosystem healthy. CCP knows what I am doing, and they are grateful.

I’m clearly space famous…

…and I look great!

Aiko IS the Danger, Part 2

Absolute Order Absolute Honor (AH) was outraged.

Orion Crabs > Fuck the law
Aiko Danuja > so you admit to being a criminal
Orion Crabs > Getting revenge

Their G-Team tried to abduct High Princess Aiko.

Bigus Dingus DOI > the queen herself in local

Orion Crabs > We can be here all day
Aiko Danuja > why are u doing this
Orion Crabs > To teach u to not be a pussy

They sent a war flotilla to my undock.

Aiko Danuja > Sargon Of Amerish help
Aiko Danuja > this guy griefing me into a station
Sargon Of Amerish > Orion Crabs you shouldnt be mean to the aiko bad things happen to those who are mean to the aiko
Aiko Danuja > he brought the entire AO standing fleet to poinen
Aiko Danuja > all 4 of them are here now
Aiko Danuja > well 3 of 4
Orion Crabs > yall really shut up

I was mega big scared.

Orion Crabs > Jumping someone when theyre vulnerable isnt a fight
Aiko Danuja > this guy griefing me into a station
Aiko Danuja > they are camping me in
qonedone > lol says who Aiko Danuja lets play ball u owe me some isk to so i can u it to buy you corage

These guys are noobs!

Aiko Danuja > im mega permabubbled in Poinen IV – Moon 6 – Expert Distribution Retail Center
Ananda Alasdair > Aiko Danuja I spent 30 mins listening to your bullshit and the bullshit of your friends. IM gooD!
Sargon Of Amerish > you shouldnt be mean to the aiko bad things happen to those who are mean to the aiko
qonedone > dam wimps comeout and meat your daddy
Orion Crabs > I’d like to see these bad things

They are slow learners.

Bigus Dingus DOI > no way im undocking lmao

What happened to their battleship?

Absolute Order was impressed.

Ain’t that the truth?

They had all kinds of questions for the Heroin of Highsec.

Just then, they gave me a new nickname.

I legit earned that title, fair and square.

I’ve got a lot of titles.

I am the Alpha Wolf Queen Bee of Highsec.

I even got a formal battlefield apology.

There was one final request.

The Lion’s Den

Listening to: Me So Lonely

I’ve seen everything.

Miners have a lot of strange thoughts.

There’s a reason I rarely respond.

Sometimes, this happens.

Usually, this happens.

I love a good gank.

They’ll always remember me.

That’s right.

Sometimes they need a little discipline.

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers!

Man That Is Gay

It’s always the same pattern.

Post your shit racist diatribes online, and look what happens.

Now I’m just SO lonely.

If only someone, anyone, would just please talk to me.

That’ll do.

I guess this is why I’m BIG MAD on the daily.

I hope that miner calms down.

Just accept it, move on and play the game.

If you can…

Cheerzah brav!

In Plain English

I’m happy to provide.

Check out these tears.

That’s right.

Even our enemies secretly admire us.

My cool clique is MEGA BIG MAD about what we did to you.

Does that make sense?

It’s too late for warnings!

I guess their time was up.

For real.

lmao

I’m crying about all that RENT FREE.

…but why did this happen to you?

That’s right!

Welcome to Highsec.

Some miners figure it out fast.

Then what?

Do you think I’ll feel sorry for you?

Ich bin die Krise.

o7 to all those who are gone!

Enjoy being a loser.

lmao

I’m not done.