About Me (Aiko Danuja)

That’s me!

I host the popular Why Was I Ganked? channel.

It’s a place for miners to meet cool people.

That makes me a real space celebrity.

Those other losers have bad alliances with dead channels.

People like me because I’m fun and interesting.

You’ll want to pay attention.

That’s right.

Cheerzah!

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 57

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Missing Ready Mining was recruiting isk doublers.

New recruits kept joining every day.

The more the merrier!

So the alliance director ordered a security audit.

Unfortunately, the counterintel team had other priorities.

They were running their own side business.

Grand Executor Gay Heyyou was tired of babysitting Highsec miners.

He foresaw his own demise.

Highsec mining corporations have no future.

Naturally, Gai wondered why his alliance was popular.

Maybe there was something awry?

Maybe griefers were already inside?

Your secret code for the WIN TEN BILLION ISK lotto: 45

Rookie Salt

Why kill corvettes?

I gank for fun, not isk.

If you don’t like it, whatever.

We are here for entertainment.

The true measure of a kill is the salt.

Any gankbear can get yet another killmail.

I’ve got tens of thousands (more than you).

So no, I’m not sorry.

Some people will never understand.

It’s not about isk (or slot plug count).

It’s about actual FUN in EvE Online.

I’m a real gankerette.

Unfortunately, some people are never happy.

They literally sit there for hours.

That drives them crazy.

What will happen next?

Actually, maybe I should make a website?

This sounds like content!

Oh wait, there’s more?

That’s right.

That’s right!

That’s right…

Until next time…

Welcome back!

To be continued?

Oh look, this miner did a cloak trick…

That’s incredible.

Anyways…

That’s why we gank miners.

The Psycho in SICO, Part 2

The Psycho in SICO, Part 1

There’s a bad boy in EvE Online.

The miners talk about him in local.

He sounds like a big space bully!

What can be done?

Technically, SICO is allied to AO.

A Supreme Officer investigated the ice anomaly.

Alas, even the best friendships can go awry.

Will these old friends bump into each other again?

To be continued…