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Miners notice me.
I’m a legend in my own time.
They often have something to say.
Sometimes, they are less philosophical.
I always tell them to buy a permit.
I think they like me.
I consider them fans.
That’s right.
That’s not right.
Welcome to EvE Online!
…but wait, there’s more.
I will always be me.
Here is some wisdom.
Miners are idiots.
o7 capsuleers!
Oh, hey there…
The miners notice me.
Sometimes, I notice them!
They also notice my friends.
We get a lot of attention.
As we travel the stars…
…I can feel them watching.
What do they see?
I wonder what they think about me?
They probably think I’m the best.
I bet they like me.
Maybe it’s love?
o7 capsuleers!
We interrupt our regularly scheduled content to bring you a post of supreme importance.
Everybody loves Aiko.
People are starting to understand.
I’m the best!
That’s right.
So today, we celebrate Aiko Day.
Everybody is feeling that Aiko spirit.
It’s a real holiday.
On the first Aiko Day, I declared war upon the Minnies.
By the second Aiko Day, I had my first nightmare!
James 315 subsequently declared this to be a state holiday.
He used this time to reflect upon the future of warfare.
As a prophet of Aiko, James foresaw the future.
This was a rather long essay…
Some people say James liked to get really high.
I certainly do!
Well, that concludes our Aiko Day festivities.
That’s right!
Miners are starting to figure me out.
They like my alliance.
We love to relax.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Everybody has heard the Good News.
The masses adore their High Princess.
Some more than others…
I am looking mighty fine.
I’ve killed a lot of miners.
I’ve met refugees from all over EvE Online.
Everyone recognizes my alliance.
They call me Aiko the Great!
That’s right.
Here’s a song I like.
I made it all about me.
In EvE Online, I roleplay as a blogger.
It works well for me.
That’s right.
That’s right!!
Here’s some bonus artwork by an adoring fan!
o7 capsuleers…
Today we are talking with Aiko Danuja.
Hey there, I’m Aiko Danuja (not Alko Danuja).
In EvE Online, I’m a high priestess and princess.
What I want, is 150 mbillion isk, thanks.
My flying monkeys enforce the original Code of new New Halaima.
In EvE Online, you can do whatever.
I know exactly what I’m going to do.
That’s right.
That’s right!
GF yourself!
Miners say the darndest things.
I guess we should kill them all.
That’s right.
It’s only fair.
That’s right!
It’s not easy being a miner.
They always cry a lot
They often have crazy theories.
Even broken clocks are occasionally right…
The truth is elusive.
What do you think?
That’s right.
That’s right!
Miners hate Moon Bumping.
Check it out for yourself.
TLDW: There’s a method to the madness.
At first there were 14, maybe more…
He whittled them down, one by one.
Where did all the Orcs go?
Some people call this griefing.
I call it victory.
