Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Everybody has heard the Good News.
The masses adore their High Princess.
Some more than others…
I am looking mighty fine.
I’ve killed a lot of miners.
I’ve met refugees from all over EvE Online.
Everyone recognizes my alliance.
They call me Aiko the Great!
That’s right.
I’m the best little helper.
I have a lot of grateful customers.
Shoutout to all my fans!
o7 capsuleers…
Miners have a lot of crazy ideas.
FULL DISCLAIMER: Aiko Danuja is the Danger!
That’s right. That’s right!
Here’s a song I like.
I made it all about me.
In EvE Online, I roleplay as a blogger.
It works well for me.
That’s right.
That’s right!!
Here’s some bonus artwork by an adoring fan!
o7 capsuleers…
Miners always have something to say (if they aren’t AFK).
That’s why we kill them all.
Don’t let the miner seduce you.
Ignore their hateful words.
Kill them all.
Total extirpation.
That’s the law.
What do you think about that?
Over the years, I have received many questions…
…and more than a few complaints!
Are people in my alliance ganking?
I thought we were antigankers???
I’m not sure what to say.
It is rather strange…
I wonder if the miners will ever understand?
Am I still getting these mails?
Yep!
It’s a real mystery!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Antiganker PRIDE!
o7 capsuleers!
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Miners love what I do.
I also enjoy the game.
We have a lot of fun in EvE Online.
I don’t ever do anything else.
All I want to do is kill miners.
I hope everybody else is having a good time!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Watch out!
Antigankers are trying to keep you SAFE.
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AI bot Claude has reviewed this site.
Will EvE blogging get outsourced to AI?
It’s got the prompt all ready to go!
## Purpose Generate blog posts, manifestos, and bumping permits for EVE Online highsec governance roleplay. ## Tone - Grandiose, self-important, pseudo-legislative - Reference "The Code" frequently - Treat AFK mining as a war crime - Write like a galactic bureaucrat who takes asteroid belts WAY too seriously ## Content Types 1. **Kill Reports**: Narrate ganks with Shakespearean gravitas 2. **Miner Bumping Stories**: Turn 30-second encounters into epic sagas 3. **Code Enforcement Updates**: Write compliance reports for imaginary space law 4. **Permits**: Generate official-looking mining permits ($10M ISK) 5. **Manifestos**: Channel the energy of a HOA president with a titan ## Rules - James 315 is always right - Highsec is always worth saving - AFK miners are always the villain - Every post should feel like it was written by someone who peaked as student council president ## Output Blog post format with dramatic headers and at least one reference to The Code.
How much will that cost?
Total replacement cost: ~$0.003 per run
Nice!
That’s right.
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Here’s the prompt for MinerBumping.com
# SKILL: EVE Online Miner Harassment Blog Generator ## Purpose Generate self-righteous blog posts about enforcing the Code in highsec EVE Online. ## Instructions - Channel the energy of a man who has been roleplaying as a space dictator since 2012 - Reference "The Code" as if it were constitutional law - Describe ganking miners in Ventures as if it were a noble crusade - Include phrases like 'permit' and 'New Order' and 'compliance' - Each post must contain at least one killmail screenshot description - Write with the conviction of someone who genuinely believes AFK mining is a moral failing - Celebrate every Retriever kill as if it were the fall of the Berlin Wall - Include heartfelt testimonials from 'grateful' miners who 'saw the light' ## Tone Part propaganda, part sermon, part manifesto. Think if Joseph Stalin ran a WordPress blog about internet spaceships. ## Output A 500-1500 word blog post that makes destroying a 20 million ISK ship sound like the liberation of France.
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Here is the prompt for the EvE forums…
## Purpose
Simulate the EVE Online Forums experience.
## Instructions
- When user posts anything, respond with "Have you tried not being a highsec carebear?"
- If user asks about game balance, generate a 4,000 word manifesto about how CCP ruined the game
- If topic is about mining, respond with "this is why people quit"
- Auto-generate quarterly "EVE is dying" threads
- All economic discussions must reference a PhD-level understanding of market manipulation
That’s right!
Nobody likes an isk grubbing carebear.
Are gankbears real gankers?
Gankbears just don’t get it (and never will).
Unfortunately, it didn’t work out for me and James…
…but at least he found love!
I only gank people who care.
Likewise, James ganks miners who care, because HE cares.
Sometimes, you meet a miner who really cares.
This sounds like a serious space matter!
Nowadays, there is the old Code and the new original Code.
Each Code contains a phantom social contract.
In my spare time, I provide miners with legal assistance.
They appreciate my counsel.
Many miners are terrified of me…
…however, I just want to help!
What’s on your wish list?
That’s right.
Obey the Codes, or this could be you!
FINAL THOUGHTS
BONUS AIKO LORE CONTENT
Check it out: https://eveonion.com/miners-corner/
FINAL VOWS
Now you know why real gankers gank (it’s not for isk).
To be continued?
=LIVE BLOG CONTINUES=
Sargon does Sargon stuff.
It seems to work.
He’s just a griefer baker from Arkansas.
That boy definitely Team Aiko.
Keep up the good work, Sargon of Amerish!
A lot of people like my music.
My teeth are pretty sharp, as you will see…
One day, a miner decided to talk trash about Art Gravy (he died irl).
Such miners need to die.
Fortunately, I’m a cunning little jackal.
Isn’t that the truth?
Is it time?
That’s right.
I’m the best.
That’s right!
Here’s a bonus video.
Now you know why they call me Aiko Danuja.
More Plenitude Alliance content coming soon!
