Alleil Pollard Pickup Gang

Watch out!

Antigankers are trying to keep you SAFE.

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AI bot Claude has reviewed this site.

Will EvE blogging get outsourced to AI?

It’s got the prompt all ready to go!

## Purpose
Generate blog posts, manifestos, and bumping permits for EVE Online highsec governance roleplay.

## Tone
- Grandiose, self-important, pseudo-legislative
- Reference "The Code" frequently
- Treat AFK mining as a war crime
- Write like a galactic bureaucrat who takes asteroid belts WAY too seriously

## Content Types
1. **Kill Reports**: Narrate ganks with Shakespearean gravitas
2. **Miner Bumping Stories**: Turn 30-second encounters into epic sagas
3. **Code Enforcement Updates**: Write compliance reports for imaginary space law
4. **Permits**: Generate official-looking mining permits ($10M ISK)
5. **Manifestos**: Channel the energy of a HOA president with a titan

## Rules
- James 315 is always right
- Highsec is always worth saving
- AFK miners are always the villain
- Every post should feel like it was written by someone who peaked as student council president

## Output
Blog post format with dramatic headers and at least one reference to The Code.

How much will that cost?

Total replacement cost: ~$0.003 per run

Nice!

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Here’s the prompt for MinerBumping.com

# SKILL: EVE Online Miner Harassment Blog Generator

## Purpose
Generate self-righteous blog posts about enforcing the Code in highsec EVE Online.

## Instructions
- Channel the energy of a man who has been roleplaying as a space dictator since 2012
- Reference "The Code" as if it were constitutional law
- Describe ganking miners in Ventures as if it were a noble crusade
- Include phrases like 'permit' and 'New Order' and 'compliance'
- Each post must contain at least one killmail screenshot description
- Write with the conviction of someone who genuinely believes AFK mining is a moral failing
- Celebrate every Retriever kill as if it were the fall of the Berlin Wall
- Include heartfelt testimonials from 'grateful' miners who 'saw the light'

## Tone
Part propaganda, part sermon, part manifesto. Think if Joseph Stalin ran a WordPress blog about internet spaceships.

## Output
A 500-1500 word blog post that makes destroying a 20 million ISK ship sound like the liberation of France.

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Here is the prompt for the EvE forums…

## Purpose
Simulate the EVE Online Forums experience.

## Instructions
- When user posts anything, respond with "Have you tried not being a highsec carebear?"
- If user asks about game balance, generate a 4,000 word manifesto about how CCP ruined the game
- If topic is about mining, respond with "this is why people quit"
- Auto-generate quarterly "EVE is dying" threads
- All economic discussions must reference a PhD-level understanding of market manipulation

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Asstrophobia THE MINER

Nobody likes an isk grubbing carebear.

Are gankbears real gankers?

Gankbears just don’t get it (and never will).

Unfortunately, it didn’t work out for me and James…

…but at least he found love!

I only gank people who care.

Likewise, James ganks miners who care, because HE cares.

Sometimes, you meet a miner who really cares.

This sounds like a serious space matter!

Nowadays, there is the old Code and the new original Code.

Each Code contains a phantom social contract.

In my spare time, I provide miners with legal assistance.

They appreciate my counsel.

Many miners are terrified of me…

…however, I just want to help!

What’s on your wish list?

That’s right.

Obey the Codes, or this could be you!

FINAL THOUGHTS

BONUS AIKO LORE CONTENT

Check it out: https://eveonion.com/miners-corner/

FINAL VOWS

Now you know why real gankers gank (it’s not for isk).

To be continued?

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Aiko Wins Again!

A lot of people like my music.

My teeth are pretty sharp, as you will see…

One day, a miner decided to talk trash about Art Gravy (he died irl).

Such miners need to die.

Fortunately, I’m a cunning little jackal.

Isn’t that the truth?

Is it time?

That’s right.

I’m the best.

That’s right!

Here’s a bonus video.

Now you know why they call me Aiko Danuja.

More Plenitude Alliance content coming soon!

Welcome to Highsec

I just won the Battle of Keproh.

It went about like this.

LoL – LMAO!

Another win for Team Aiko.

They were not happy.

Afterward, the opposing teams shook hands.

This is why I’m the High Queen of Highsec.

I had just one request.

My ego puffs up on the daily.

Love me or hate me, I’m good at EvE Online.

I’m the DEFENDER OF HIGHSEC!

=CHAT GPT SUMMARY=

What begins as routine bravado and taunting escalates into violence, not through spectacle but through accounting. Ships are lost in sequence, doctrines fail quietly, and expectations collapse. Complaints follow, but they arrive too late to matter. The engagement was not dramatic, it was decisive.

Attempts to reframe the loss by invoking nullsec culture or disparaging highsec mechanics fail, because geography does not negate misunderstanding. Highsec works precisely because it is constrained, procedural, and unforgiving to those who misread it. Confidence is not declared; it is assumed and demonstrated through restraint.

Fappots Online

I obviously like the attention.

There are perks to being me.

That’s right.

That’s right!

A girl knows what she needs.

I drive the boys wild.

There’s a lot of truth in that.

Miners sure have a way with words…

Every man has his fantasy.

They can’t get enough of that.

Woah, calm down miners.

Ya, that’s not happening.

I like to keep it classy.

That’s just my role in life.

Indeed.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 61

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Alarm bells were going off across Highsec.

Mission Ready Mining (MRM) was in turmoil.

Fortunately, there was new leadership…

…but line members were caught in the administrative crossfire.

What was even happening?

Leadership required each member to pay a nominal fee.

That was reasonable enough.

However, there were a few complaints!

Regardless, the free skill injector program was a success.

Deputy Director Arby’s fellow directors were duly impressed.

Just then, Arby declared a new policy.

What would happen next?

I’m sure you can guess where this is going.

Your bonus Code is 55!

To be continued…

My Name is Aiko Danuja

Welcome to my blog.

Happy New Day to You!

That’s right.

New players are mystified by the new New Order.

It’s pretty clear what we believe.

Even antigankers acknowledge my titles.

Click the link if you don’t believe me.

Weird, but true – welcome to EvE Online.

A double princess, of both ganking and antiganking.

Read my blog, and I’ll tell you what’s up.

If you don’t know who I am, I definitely explain myself.

In EvE Online, I run a serious space business.

Yes, it’s profitable.

You are advised to invest in me.

Many say that I am their heroin.

They call me the jackal wasp.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Miners Gone Wild, Episode 17

Let’s check it out!

The boys like what I bring to EvE Online.

I’m more than just a pretty face.

I know what they really want.

They just can’t get enough.

It gets them all worked up.

Afterward, I put them to bed.

There’s no shame in that.

It’s our destiny!

I’ll give them what they need.

I’m the best!

What kind of Nima are you?

Apparently, girls like me too.

No, for real.

Oh, come on.

You know what I want.

There we go.

I find it all very flattering.

Sometimes, things get a little weird.

I get all kinds of requests.

I try to accommodate everyone.

You never know what will happen.

What will they think of next?

Ok then!

Until next time…

o7 capsuleers!