Mister McGibblets Cries Again

Mister McGibblets is known for hysterics.

What would happen if he lost an Orca?

Let’s find out!

This is the kind of person antigankers support.

Hawk was bullied by the toxic carebear.

Hawk tried to care.

However, the miner would not stop.

McGibblets claimed bankruptcy.

He shared a pitiful tale of woe.

Originally, he quit EvE Online.

After having a kid, and quitting his job, he came back.

Hawk ruined everything!

McGibblets continued the unsolicited manifesto.

He chose EvE over his own family.

However, does the family even exist?

With no response from Hawk, McGibblets invented a reply.

McGibblets then responded to ‘Hawk’.

It was a stirring monologue.

PvP, in a video game, is terrible to behold.

I didn’t want to get involved.

However, he changed my mind…

To be continued…

Tapestry of Tears, RELOADED

The legacy of James 315 lives on.

In times of change, the fit will adapt.

Reload the Tapestry of Tears and see for yourself!

Don’t forget the sequels.

Legacy of Lahnius

The Rising Star

Don’t forget the prequels.

Sins of a Solar Spymaster

Crazy Like a Foxbolt

The Search for Anti-Ganking

That’s right.

That’s right!



Tale of Woe

Kalique Lennelluc began crying.

Where did his spaceship go?

Remember: real life friends don’t steal your toys!

With no friends, Kalique lamented in game.

Krig Povelli urged the miner to get a life.

Kalique had more to say.

In fact, he had life lessons to teach.

One parable was particularly poignant.



Krig’s mom doesn’t like whiny babies.