Category: Agents

In the CODE.

Next, they go to Why Was I Ganked?

True story.

Then they get bonus offers.

Another satisfied repeat customer.

He also ordered a new Bowhead.

Of course, there is a delivery fee.

That’s right.

What a happy miner.

Everything was perfectly routine.

He sent me and my alts a bunch of isk.

He even bought a mining stamp.

There’s a process?

What a plan.

Didn’t he already pay?

I’ve done it quite a few times.

PLOT TWIST: There is no file.

DOUBLE PLOT TWIST: No database either.

Jamie is just a working alt.

Nobody likes a space lawyer.

Another delinquent miner.

Eventually, he found me again.

I guess we can resolve this.

Sometimes, they try to negotiate.

I’m happy to explain.

Pleasure doing business…

Jormags wound up mumbling to himself in Jita.

Thanks for playing.

Ganking Dogs

Let’s take a look.

Well, that escalated fast…

It all started friendly enough.

Woah!

NuperSatural was not happy.

Alyx tried to help.

However, Nuper doubled down on BIG MAD.

He had a lot to say.

What a guy.

He really wanted attention.

So they had a quick chat.

Nupie had a lot to say.

This went on for awhile.

Yes, there’s more.

I’d say he is not quite well.

At least there is some good news.

Nobody likes a quitter.

Venture Contest 2024

The Twelfth Annual Venture Contest is underway.

Here are the October rankings:

  1. James Fuchs – 128
  2. CASTOLE – 62
  3. Mendax es – 45
  4. Adako Aivoras -39
  5. ooo so flashy – 37
  6. Guybertini – 37 (tied for 5th)
  7. Aaaarrgg – 23
  8. TrickyNicky – 19
  9. Good Girl Kara – 18
  10. Dishrag – 18 (tied for 9th)

There is a perfect time to get into Highsec ganking, as either competitor or spectator. Send 1 billion isk to your favorite ganker, and help them climb the rankings… or kill a few dozen Ventures yourself, and climb the November ladder yourself. Over 30 billion isk in prizes available, and more. Send isk to Aiko Danuja for the GRAND PRIZE FUND, and you will receive a special bonus gift! Every isk you donate to the prize fund will be DOUBLED three times, by the best isk doublers in the game!


Highsec Miner Grab Bag #248

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #247

Nobody can read it all.

An ocean of salt, decades deep.

In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.

Some people are crybabies.

I’m just a tabloid journalist, in outer space.

I’m also a social worker, and your new high princess (hi there).

By many accounts, I’m the best.

I run a real bad corp.

It’s an intergalactic cartel.

My friends are happy to help.

We go way back.

I’ll see you on the gates.

Cheerzah brav.

ArchyZavr, Not a Fool

ArchyZavr > fly safe

Rizko spotted him in the morning.

ArchyZavr > Nurds, try it if u can

He had ten thousand PLEX.

Rikzo > ArchyZavr has been here all day trying to get ganked -_-
samy my hero > you just ganna flip it into plex hanger
ArchyZavr > Everyone tells me that you can destroy any ship.Just know that there is a ship in the game that you cannot handle.Until next day 11:PM, I will hang in the gate near Juunigaishi.You can laugh it off as much as you like, but the fact remains that you are not omnipotent.

Nobody wanted the bait.

ArchyZavr > Hahahah. Safety SUCKs
ArchyZavr > ahaha. Noobs
ArchyZavr > I am Immortal Archy,And i never die
ArchyZavr > And safety sucks

Twelve hours later, Archy was still baiting.

ArchyZavr > my ship never die and Safety can’t do anything
ArchyZavr > this ship is too much for safety. I understand.
Razors Vankillsing > have fun then
ArchyZavr > yea, have fun, because safety sucks
ArchyZavr > my ship never die
ArchyZavr > I insulted safety. Will you miss it?)

Are we an good organization or no?

I love new players.

Could I destroy newbro Archy?

Aiko Danuja > I’m doing well if miners openly debate whether or not I am truly ominpotent.
ArchyZavr > )
ArchyZavr > I have already realized that safety will never attack me. Because my ship is invincible. I have never committed suicide or. And if they had committed suicide, there would have been no resentment.
Aiko Danuja > dont do that archy
ArchyZavr > Aiko Danuja I’m not trying anymore.
Aiko Danuja > so you are a weakling
ArchyZavr > OK, let’s do it again: I’m in the Sarekuwa gate to Halaima
Aiko Danuja > ArchyZavr send me 1 billion isk


I’m really good at this game.

Okada Aivoras > Aiko Danuja always has the best ideas
ArchyZavr > If you give your word that you will try to kill the ship, I will give you 1 B, then, if successful, 10 b.If the attempt fails on first try : you will give me 10 b. All the witnesses.p.s. Yes, you can dump me as soon as I transfer 1 billion. But this will only prove my words about weakness safety
Aiko Danuja > very well, i give my word
ArchyZavr > Take 1B. Even if you cheat, I will not regret it – it will give me a lot of joy to know that safety does not keep their word.

Challenge accepted.

Rafa Quinterro > ArchyZavr ill have a crack at that ship
ArchyZavr > Rafa Quinterro on momentos
Jinx Beirut > its a scam, he wont pay after
Rafa Quinterro > you can put the 10bil collateral to Freighty Boi
ArchyZavr > I can’t transfer 10 billion to him because I don’t know him)
Aiko Danuja > ArchyZavr you can trust me
ArchyZavr > I do not u 😀
Aiko Danuja > if you cant trust me, then Freighty Boi is a neutral third party
Rafa Quinterro > bro
Aiko Danuja > ArchyZavr if u want to get this done, let’s go
Rafa Quinterro > put the collateral up
Jinx Beirut > its a classic EvE duel
ArchyZavr > Oh, what a fuss I’ll make on the forums if it’s a hoax)

This is how we play EvE Online.

Okada Aivoras > people pay to be ganked now, things are going the right way
Freighty Boi > that is acceptable
Jinx Beirut > this is gonna be a great fight

…but could we actually gank him?

Was it all a trick?

Archy decided to wait at the sun.

He was a bling pinata.

Archy was a changed man.

Thanks for the free isk, bro.

Now he wanted his protection modules back.

I’m happy to help.

We did him a real favour.

Cheerzah brav!


Aiko Danuja, The Low

I’m in Uedama.

I’m not sure what’s going on, over there.

Look, I’m in Uedama.

I am still in Uedama.

You don’t want to fall asleep here.

Today, we exorcised a ghost.

What is this?

Haha, lol.

Check it out.

That’s hard to read…

We are a complete AG Corp. For High Sec Only. We believe that all players should be able to freely access all areas of High Sec without the fear or worry of Ganking from other players.

We are launching an initiative to put an end to high cost “permit”, CODE Ideology. Permanently.

We know that CCP encourages Ganking. We know it brings them revenue and content. We get this, however, with the players that we save in game, showing that more will pursue a future in the game, with all the new games out there, it’s already a dying game. Only when is the question?

So we want to keep it goning, and not drive new players away, like the Ideology of CODE and its affiliates, aka Safety. As of star date 2024. These need to be RED For All who don’t gank, those are the Main Two. Along with more, ask us for an Updated Gank List. We can Send it to you, our scouts are noting their new alts every day.

We provide PROTECTED Mining Fleets, Protected Hauling Fleets, Anti Ganking Fleets with Jamming Services, FOB Erratication Fleets, and Stealthy Wormhole Encounters. We can be contracted to CYNO, even Covertly. Whatever the need is, as to Anti Ganking, or the Needs of AG, we will be there. Even in Null Sec, taking out their assets. We will be there. They all must go!

Join us now, lets start something different. Lets actually make a safer place in High Sec, Lets show the numbers to be able to pull changes being made in the game. Forever taking out the trash and Multiple Personalities that we all know as the Multi-Box Ganker. Aiko Danuja the Low.
Along with all of her associates. the two or three that there are.

With enough numbers and player retention, Yes CCP will see this, and then we can ruin the gameplay of ALL GANKING in high sec. We only believe this needs to happen in High Sec for the original intension of Low Sec, is for what they do naturally anyways, so we don’t ask for that to chance, Only High Sec.

Lets work together for the benifit of all, rather than the few. Lets help one another rather than steal lie and cheat each other out of our time effort and will power to even play, Lets have a change, that we can put a future to. We can get to know each other through. And when our enemy’s see us, we’ll ask… “Are you Ok?”

What are you waiting for… Join Today!

Best Wishes and Fly Safe

How inspiring.

xD

Cheerzah brav!