Category: Agents

Krig’s Korner, Episode 16

Krig’s Korner, Episode 15

What a battle.

Our team lost nothing.

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

One man, destroyed them all.

Arion Yael > TLHOG The safety guy took the drones
TLHOG > well the drones were always a sacrifes

It began with a fight over drones.

Manolo Acosta > Are they attacking you?
Arion Yael > Yeah
Manolo Acosta > run?
Arion Yael > I’m scrammed

Before long, things escalated.

Eloum Heir > My orca 🙁
TLHOG > did you lose it?
Eloum Heir > Not yet
BitComet > how much shiled u got left?
Eloum Heir > 28%
Eloum Heir > Help is coming
Aunmia Serine > Anyone arrived yet?
Aunmia Serine > well that was worth a try lol

However, help was on the way?

Rimmer of Smeg > ive got 3 on way but 6 jumps out
Rimmer of Smeg > if we free you get the hell docked
Rimmer of Smeg > and dont fly it for 30 days
Indigo Lockhaven > well concord got me

This is when things started to go wrong.

Terribly wrong.

Eloum Heir > My orca is almost dead
kaos hayabusa > damn man
Rimmer of Smeg > Eloum Heir allign to dock so you get out
Eloum Heir > I’m already alligned 🙂
kaos hayabusa > how much time estimated to die?
Rimmer of Smeg > someone finish him off!

Bro, wtf?

Cinco de Mayo

I recently cancelled New Order shares, replacing them with Aiko Points. Isn’t that nice? VCBee 315 thus realized the New Order is bankrupt, whereas Princess Aiko has stood the test of time. How long has it been, since you heard from James 315? I bet it’s been awhile. Indeed, Aiko Points are the smart man’s choice for financial investment. VCBee thus purchased 35 points, at 1 billion isk per point.

Apparently, he had to liquidate some assets.

Bee well.

I’ll never forget you!

Cat Sky Goes Hyperbolic

Welcome to Gheth.

Check out the video!

Are you ok bro?

The three stages: shock, tears, and apathy.

Mmhmm.

Some people can’t handle the truth.

At least everything was recorded.

Oh, he’s back?

Blocked!

Go on…

I just want to be friends…

He mad.

Who mines in a Gila?

Blcok blcok!

What a community…

You know it, I know it.

End of an Era, Part 12

End of an Era, Part 1

The incursion community is way down bad.

Quitbears are dropping out.

Will the miners negotiate a peaceful resolution?

Wise old miner Kroaky understands the situation.

It is bad well, good for me and my friends.

Viirilithizu Ward‘s mining alt main desperately tried to devise a plan.

Plan B was to abort.

Line members were sorely disappointed in ‘leadership’.

The clock is ticking – which community will die first?

Things are getting grim.

What will the miners do?

Not much…

Incursion ‘leaders’ are quietly abandoning ship.

Suddenly, a new mothership spawned!

‘Leadership’ finally made a plan.

They would stick their heads in the sand.

Just then, mom died (again).

To be continued…

More Art

Listening to: Princess of Highsec

There’s a lot of Aiko art.

This next song is also pretty special.

Not bad! Thanks BooBoo TheFoo.

I have sorely neglected the art gallery.

There’s actually a lot more.

Everyone needs to make Aiko art.

Sometimes, I feel like a space celebrity.

Did you know, in the EvE forums, I’m the most upvoted person ever?

Antigankers be salting.

Nobody makes art for Hrothy.

Lookin good!

Even my alt, Buttercup Potemkin, has fan art.

Lookin great!

God, I’m so fucking hot tho.

My alliance dominates Uedama.

We don’t like miners.

They just need a little discipline.

Praise me, I don’t mind.

Do you?

I’ll allow it.

Even Dolphin Don drew some fan art.

Wtf is wrong with Don?

Take your meds my guy.

Oh look, it’s Viirilithizu Ward! What a loser.

It’s fair to say, some people like Aiko.

Me too!

I’m the best.

Feel free to submit, simp, or just kill everyone.

I am the divine embodiment of the living breathing CODE.

Kind of a big deal, I guess.

I’m sexy in game and in real life.

That’s right, that’s right!

I can’t even view all the Aiko art. Keep it coming!

Even Princess Aiko Hold My Hand corporation has art!

That’s amazing.

You deserve a slice of pizza.

Know what I mean?

Cheerzah!

Sarcasim and Sarcasum

Cool story bro.

Some miners are into pegging.

I don’t judge.

Ok…

It’s about the hypocsy.

Highsec miners are weirdos, irl.

Antigankers are especially dumb.

Gankers are always on system.

Yes, he’s lonely and bad at EvE Online.

If you are a fury, Safety is the place for you.

Every miner needs a Safety helmet.

If you are feebleminded, you may enjoy mining.

Consider yourself manifested to text.

What a guy.

To be continued…

hey boys

Listening to: Ode to Safety

Hey boys.

Another miner was accidentally ganked.

Apparently, he was leaving the site.

So sad.

Honestly, miners really suck.

The whining is endless.

I hope someone kills them all.

Just do it.

A-i-ko!
Beautiful spark of divinity!
Daughters of Eve, we enter, drunk with fire!
No sanctuary for the miners!
Our magic binds again what they have strictly divided;
All griefers are brothers, where our gentle wings remain!
May we succeed in this great attempt to be the friend of security!
Whoever saw the beautiful Aiko, join us in the cheers!
Yes, and also who can only call one ship in this world their own!
And anyone who has never made it should drink from miner tears!

End of an Era, Part 11

Listening to: Good Hearted Woman

End of an Era, Part 1

The incursion community was dying…

Halbarad begged his fellow miners to perish in silence.

However, it would be a painful noisy death.

For example, Roulin insists upon depressing everyone.

With friends like that, you don’t need any other reason to quit.

Despite ending the conversation, quitbaby Roulin felt a need to repeatedly share his dreary pessimism.

After forty long minutes, one optimist saw a silver lining.

What was taking so long?

Andres was hungry, and someone was taking a nap.

Later that evening, the mothership exploded.

Imagine that.

The miners debated paying their lawful taxes.

As you can see, Zilvra Selvaris is extremely uncool.

An hour later, Halbarad Dovanna quit.

Failure consumed his fragile emotions.

Hawk thus defeated another useless carebear.

Esmute shared her timeless miner’s wisdom.

Gankers are easily bored – right?

I wonder who will get bored first?