Next, they go to Why Was I Ganked?
True story.
Then they get bonus offers.
Another satisfied repeat customer.
He also ordered a new Bowhead.
Of course, there is a delivery fee.
That’s right.
What a happy miner.
Everything was perfectly routine.
He sent me and my alts a bunch of isk.
He even bought a mining stamp.
There’s a process?
What a plan.
Didn’t he already pay?
I’ve done it quite a few times.
PLOT TWIST: There is no file.
DOUBLE PLOT TWIST: No database either.
Jamie is just a working alt.
Nobody likes a space lawyer.
Another delinquent miner.
Eventually, he found me again.
I guess we can resolve this.
Sometimes, they try to negotiate.
I’m happy to explain.
Pleasure doing business…
Jormags wound up mumbling to himself in Jita.
Thanks for playing.