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Here’s a little secret about EvE Online.
Not everybody plays the game.
Miners have better things to do.
They would rather play a different game.
Sometimes they are in the kitchen…
…or the little miner’s room.
Frequently, they are asleep.
They are literally away from their keyboard.
Are they even trying?
Silly bears…
Better luck next time!
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers…
=KILL OF THE WEEK=
Nice job James ‘315’ Fuchs!
Oh, hey there…
Let’s find out!
I’m winning EvE Online.
Can you guess what happens next?
Yep.
It’s easy to get rich quick.
I’m too good hot to fail.
How do you PLEX your accounts?
Good luck!
That’s right.
I know exactly what I’m doing.
Let’s see how a man would approach this situation…
Check out this neat trick!
We aren’t done…
Well, that was fun.
Cheerzah brav.
Any questions?
Everybody knows the legend.
Aiko Danuja, James 315’s favourite gankerette….
…summoned to Holy Halaima by Fate and Destiny.
PLOT TWIST: I’m the best!
Not surprisingly, there was ANOTHER miracle in Halaima.
I guess it’s just mean to be…
Eight years of unadulterated adulterous success.
Happy birthday Aiko!
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s a great question!
I’m here for it.
That’s me!
There’s no salt here…
Why do gankers gank?
Why??
The miners understand.
It’s just that simple.
That’s right.
That’s right!
EvE Online is a therapeutic environment.
Will you speak out about griefplay?
What motivates the space terrorist??
=OFFICIAL RESPONSE=
Here’s our final verdict:
Any questions?
Oh, hey there.
Why do I gank plebs?
I gank because I’m the best.
Miners love me!
That sounds fair.
I sell a lot of mining permits…
Every story has a happy ending.
o7 capsuleers!
Miners love it.
They are proud of me.
They fear me.
Everybody knows…
I’m the best.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Gank mode, initiate!
I’m just getting started…
Chat lets goooooo!
That’s right.
F.L.Y.S.A.F.E.
Miners are never calm.
They love it.
o7 capsuleers!
The locals are starting to recognize me.
I always introduce myself to new players.
The people understand what I’m all about.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Here’s a song I like.
I made it all about me.
In EvE Online, I roleplay as a blogger.
It works well for me.
That’s right.
That’s right!!
Here’s some bonus artwork by an adoring fan!
o7 capsuleers…
