Chinese Ganking

The high-value ships you’re flying in Gao’an are nothing more than Titan fragments for me.

GoingToDed > Hey everyone, I’ve arrived! All Chinese nationals, get out—I don’t want to accidentally harm any of my own people.

They literally call them ‘rape’ gangs (their word, not mine).

GoingToDed > Miners, marauders, faction battleships, cruisers—I hunt down all high-value targets.

GoingToDed vowed to purge Taiwanese miners.

As always, the miners complained.

Caeryn Lupercal > Go out and touch some grass, you insufferably boring, ambush-obsessed lowlife. You talentless troublemakers.

In any language, carebears are crybabies.

Vexor is the Chinese scout…

Caeryn Lupercal > Oh dear, you poor thing—what a crybaby.
Taiwan is a free country. The 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre is an incredibly ugly stain on your nation’s history. Xi Jinping looks exactly like Winnie the Pooh.

This is a sensitive topic.

Vexor Sigma > Thanks for sharing your unique, absolute-shit political and racist remarks. I’ll be sure to report your comments to the GMs exactly as they are. Enjoy the game.

Vexor Sigma > Keep spouting your moronic nonsense

Caeryn Lupercal raised a familiar complaint.

Caeryn Lupercal > Your abysmal legion description fails to mention the very activities you seem to take such delight in—attacking defenseless miners. Your practice of “clearing” entire star systems of any players who aren’t of your own nationality is chillingly reminiscent of how you “cleared” the protesters in Tiananmen Square.

Let’s check out this legion.

The best alliance perks in the entire universe: generous new-player benefits, comprehensive loss-reimbursement policies, and a wide array of rewards for participation (PAP). High-quality combat operations: specialized anti-gank/skirmish squads and elite, standardized capital ship fleets.

I always appreciate a good anti-gank squad.

Caeryn Lupercal > Go ahead and revel in the thrill of harassing peaceful players—you represent the absolute worst and most detestable part of this game.

I told them we are from North Korea.

Pengxi VI > Haha, the North Korean team is way better than us.

That’s right.

Pengxi VI > In Western parlance, the world is suffering from overcapacity; eliminating the miners in Gao’an could help curb this overcapacity.

That’s right!

GoingToDed > This kind of behavior is truly despicable—trying to mine in high-sec without paying the management fee.

I think they like my alliance.

Pengxi VI > This right here is the Islamic State of the EVE universe, brother 🙂

Pengxi VI > This place is the “Northern Myanmar” of the EVE universe.

Pengxi VI > Absolutely brutal :)

=BONUS CHINESE LESSON=

Vote4Aiko

Nobody cares about the CSM.

There’s better content in EvE Online.

What do people actually care about?

Aiko Danuja is the only one who matters.

That’s right.

A lot of people have been thinking…

They kinda like me.

I guess I’m pretty great.

That’s right…

I’m the most beautiful woman in the galaxy!

I literally am.

You love it…

What do you think about that?

Aren’t I the best thing that ever happened to you?

Enjoy that.

Indeed.

07 capsuleers!

Nice Website

Welcome to my best blog.

It’d be a real shame if something happened to it.

Miners are always threatening me…

These are actual losers in real-life.

Like, for real.

Innocent winkface 😉

That’s right.

Here’s a funny killmail.

Nice try champ.

There’s plenty more to come…

07 capsuleers!

MASS MINER

Today, we met a mass miner.

Nagato NIshi > no one told me or warn me
Nagato NIshi > please warn me
Silver’s Revenge > you just had your warning

His various alts were in violation of the law.

Nagato NIshi > before you act like that
Nagato NIshi > i can leave you dont want me to mine here
Nagato NIshi > i think i gonna stop playing
Nagato NIshi > i just bought the ship you destroy
Nagato NIshi > thats all i make yesterday
Nagato NIshi > im noob

He finally decided to confess.

Nagato NIshi > i just played this again last 2 weeks
A Mama Kitty > What inspired you to come back?

Nagato Nishi is a convicted serial botter.

What happened?

Nagato NIshi > they told i was cheating
Nagato NIshi > cus i outproduce the enemy faction
Nagato NIshi > with arty shells
Nagato NIshi > got ban

Now he has a new plan.

Nagato NIshi > now im want to learn this game and see if i can be ban here and i see this game have a option
Nagato NIshi > thats make me easier
Nagato NIshi > i can overproduce here if i want
Nagato NIshi > if i have super computer or high end pc i can destroy the economy of this game

His only concern is Highsec ganking.

Nagato NIshi > where i can pay 200m?

I know how to play this game.

Katabe Haya Yatolila > btw why you guys collect isk? for?

Technically, he isn’t even botting…

He’s just got some kind of special keyboard.

Katabe Haya Yatolila > can marry you?
Katabe Haya Yatolila > you sound sexy to me

Nagato NIshi > its like specialized keyboard
Nagato NIshi > i just made it
Nagato NIshi > its risky you know
A Mama Kitty > So the keyboard runs macro software.
Nagato NIshi > you almost there

Is it possible to automate Highsec mining?

Sources say, yep.

That’s right.

So we let him mine.

A few moments later…

He understood the TRUTH.

We don’t allow bots in Highsec.

Oh right, he’s not a ‘real’ bot.

He denounced me.

His alt denounced the Scam’nGank lifestyle.

They denounced the CODE.

He vowed to sell his keyboard to other miners.

He vowed to raise an army of bot script AI miners.

He urged others to follow in his footsteps.

At least he got a mining permit.

Now he’s going back home…

… or maybe he will join Fraternity?

Like it or not, the bots are coming…

…and they know we are the enemy!

Save the Gilas!

What’s wrong with EvE Online?

Recently, I got called out in chat.

Everybody has been saying the same things to me.

Crazy psychoanalyzed my motivations.

Then he tried to help me get rich quick?

He had a cunning plan involving PI…

I want that BIG MONEY!

Sometimes, you meet someone special.

We had an interesting chat.

He is a big fan of the CODE.

“Ganking is ok, BUT…”

I disappointed him.

Gilas are too small for me.

Are Gilas even miners?

What do you think?

…but why?

He explained everything.

Do AFK Gilas deserve to die?

Finally, he reached his call to action.

He was most pleased with our arrangement.

Of course, you can’t please everyone.

Some people just want Gilas to burn.

=The Next Day=