I’m doing great.
That’s right.
That’s right!
07 capsuleers!
Doing Great
Category: farming
Real Talk with Aiko Danuja
Today we are talking with Aiko Danuja.
Hey there, I’m Aiko Danuja (not Alko Danuja).
In EvE Online, I’m a high priestess and princess.
What I want, is 150 mbillion isk, thanks.
My flying monkeys enforce the original Code of new New Halaima.
In EvE Online, you can do whatever.
I know exactly what I’m going to do.
That’s right.
That’s right!
GF yourself!
Another Apology
Miners say the darndest things.
I guess we should kill them all.
That’s right.
It’s only fair.
That’s right!
Antiganking Fail
I finally finished watching that new show.
Local was full of idiots.
They were jealous of our free time.
I guess they are content.
I decided to undock and check it out.
Suddenly CONCORD (and gate guns)!
That’s right.
I accepted their generous offerings.
Carebears aren’t very good at PvP.
I hope they had fun.
Miners are kinda weird.
A few moments later…
=BONUS KILLMAIL=
Later that evening…
That’s right.
I’m the best!
=LIVE BLOG CONTINUES=
What a game…
In EvE Online, there’s always more to the story.
o7 capsuleers!
=MOMENT OF TRUTH=
Kill the Miner
Listening to: Kill the Farmer
Newbros have a lot of questions.
Here’s a little tip for new gankers.
Ventures are way more fun than freighters.
Miners sure do cry a lot.
I hope they all quit the game.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Little Diamond
That’s right.
I’m a bright shining star.
In EvE Online, I’m making a real difference.
That’s right!
You know what they say about me.
I’m the best!
What are you doing tonight?
Lol Dead
Miners love what I do.
I also enjoy the game.
We have a lot of fun in EvE Online.
I don’t ever do anything else.
All I want to do is kill miners.
I hope everybody else is having a good time!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Where is the Mack?
My Pickup Gang continues to roam Highsec.
Who will we pick up next?
A likely target…
Get picked on!
Flamguard found himself at the local licensing office.
Fortunately, he knew a few Goon agents.
Can you guess what happened next (NO PEEKING).
Are you ready?
That’s right.
Suddenly, our story took a familiar turn…
Did you guess correctly?
Aiko Danuja was ready to help (again).
Another satisfied customer!
=BONUS CUSTOMER SERVICE=
We don’t do contracts.
I love this game!
That’s right.
What a paranoid miner!
He got what he deserved.
Makinav Gone)))
I sell a lot of mining permits.
Even the Galactic Lords of Darkness pay rent to me.
не надо = “no need” / “don’t”
пож = shorthand for “пожалуйста” (“please”)
I even sell permits in lowsec.
Bet you didn’t think I’d go there!
“Happy heroes killed a simple miner!!!”
“Glory to the heroes!”
I’m the happiest heroin.
“I didn’t attack anyone, I’m a miner :(”
Aw, he’s just the saddest miner.
Fortunately, I sold him a mining permit.
Then I sold him a Tegheon Access Pass…
That’s right.
He just had one question.
“So I take it I won’t be seeing Makinav anymore?”
Here is my response.
The LAW
My name is Aiko Danuja.
I am the heart and soul of Highsec.
Ah, but mining permits are 150 million isk…
The facts are self-evident.
It’s true.
In EvE Online, I’m doing very well.
That’s right.
Safety Forever!
o7 capsuleers…
=BONUS VIDEO=
