That’s right.
I’m a bright shining star.
In EvE Online, I’m making a real difference.
That’s right!
You know what they say about me.
I’m the best!
What are you doing tonight?
Little Diamond
Category: Good Girls
Not Hiring
Many miners are seeking employment (irl and in-game).
Unfortunately, they don’t have any skills.
Regardless, we don’t need miners.
Plot Twist: He didn’t want to mine anyways.
Another bad attitude bear.
What will he do next?
That’s right.
That’s right!
=BONUS SALT=
Praise Be!
Where is the Mack?
My Pickup Gang continues to roam Highsec.
Who will we pick up next?
A likely target…
Get picked on!
Flamguard found himself at the local licensing office.
Fortunately, he knew a few Goon agents.
Can you guess what happened next (NO PEEKING).
Are you ready?
That’s right.
Suddenly, our story took a familiar turn…
Did you guess correctly?
Aiko Danuja was ready to help (again).
Another satisfied customer!
=BONUS CUSTOMER SERVICE=
We don’t do contracts.
I love this game!
That’s right.
What a paranoid miner!
He got what he deserved.
Bee Best
Hey there.
Who is the greatest ganker in the history of EvE Online?
It’s obviously Aiko Danuja.
I’m cute (and I bite).
That’s right.
That’s right!
I’m here to help!
Interesting Rage Texts
Miners die all the time.
Then they make wild threads threats.
Afterwards, they always go crazy.
What did he say? Hint: Miners love blowjobs!
Newbro Yukee Pm offered some words of wisdom.
You won’t find this content playing EvE Online via Reddit!
Upon reflection, Paderno decided my channel is pretty cool.
Why Was I Ganked? is where the greatest players in the game…
…listen to miners cry about their fate.
That’s right.
Best Aiko #1 Alltime Aiko
It’s true.
That’s right…
That’s right!
I know what these boys want.
They usually have a lot of special requests.
Then they get straight to business.
I feel like there’s a consistent theme here…
They always say a lot of inappropriate stuff!
Sometimes, they have to apologize.
Consequences are never the same.
Usually, they just freak out.
I guess they are having fun.
They tell me so all the time.
Sometimes, I even believe them.
Isn’t this the truth?
Daily Fs
Long Life to Aiko!
EvE Online is full of mysteries.
Why were you ganked?
That’s right.
That’s right!
Get Wrecked
Miners need to get wrecked.
I know what I am.
Isn’t this the truth?
A girl knows what she likes.
It’s actually rather amusing.
EvE Online is a PvP game.
However, miners are bad at PvP!
The plebs just keep trying…
I call them: Stupid Idiot Miners
Here’s my song about that:
o7 capsuleers!
