
Here’s a song I like.
I made it all about me.


In EvE Online, I roleplay as a blogger.


It works well for me.


That’s right.


That’s right!!


Here’s some bonus artwork by an adoring fan!

o7 capsuleers…

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Here’s a song I like.
I made it all about me.


In EvE Online, I roleplay as a blogger.


It works well for me.


That’s right.


That’s right!!


Here’s some bonus artwork by an adoring fan!

o7 capsuleers…


Hi there.

It’s me.

\o

I must like the attention.

That’s right.

That’s right!

I’m the best.


\o/


o7 to our generous sponsors…



It’s me, Aiko Danuja!

Like it or not, this is the best EvE Online blog.

New players love it.


They are all so sweet and innocent.

That’s right.

That’s right!


I’m doing great.

That’s right.


That’s right!

07 capsuleers!


CASTOLE is was a bad boy.

This is what happens when you indulge in cat play.



Before long, he met some interesting men.

They only wanted one thing.

This gave Catboy a crazy idea.

Can you guess what happened next?

Spironolactone + estradiol + progesterone = ?????

SURPRISE!

Castole decided to get a makeover.

That’s right…

What a little cutie!


Now CASTOLE has new pronouns.

Welcome to the UwU zone.

FelixIsG > OMG CASTOLE you Need GOD

That’s right.

I’m a bright shining star.

In EvE Online, I’m making a real difference.

That’s right!

You know what they say about me.

I’m the best!

What are you doing tonight?


Many miners are seeking employment (irl and in-game).

Unfortunately, they don’t have any skills.

Regardless, we don’t need miners.

Plot Twist: He didn’t want to mine anyways.

Another bad attitude bear.

What will he do next?

That’s right.

That’s right!

=BONUS SALT=

My Pickup Gang continues to roam Highsec.

Who will we pick up next?

A likely target…

Get picked on!

Flamguard found himself at the local licensing office.

Fortunately, he knew a few Goon agents.


Can you guess what happened next (NO PEEKING).

Are you ready?

That’s right.

Suddenly, our story took a familiar turn…

Did you guess correctly?

Aiko Danuja was ready to help (again).


Another satisfied customer!

=BONUS CUSTOMER SERVICE=

We don’t do contracts.



I love this game!

That’s right.


What a paranoid miner!

He got what he deserved.


Hey there.

Who is the greatest ganker in the history of EvE Online?
It’s obviously Aiko Danuja.

I’m cute (and I bite).

That’s right.

That’s right!

I’m here to help!
