It’s me, Aiko Danuja!
Like it or not, this is the best EvE Online blog.
New players love it.
They are all so sweet and innocent.
That’s right.
That’s right!
High Aiko Danuja
Category: Good Girls
Doing Great
I’m doing great.
That’s right.
That’s right!
07 capsuleers!
CASTOLE GIRL
CASTOLE is was a bad boy.
This is what happens when you indulge in cat play.
Before long, he met some interesting men.
They only wanted one thing.
This gave Catboy a crazy idea.
Can you guess what happened next?
Spironolactone + estradiol + progesterone = ?????
SURPRISE!
Castole decided to get a makeover.
That’s right…
What a little cutie!
Now CASTOLE has new pronouns.
Welcome to the UwU zone.
FelixIsG > OMG CASTOLE you Need GOD
Little Diamond
That’s right.
I’m a bright shining star.
In EvE Online, I’m making a real difference.
That’s right!
You know what they say about me.
I’m the best!
What are you doing tonight?
Not Hiring
Many miners are seeking employment (irl and in-game).
Unfortunately, they don’t have any skills.
Regardless, we don’t need miners.
Plot Twist: He didn’t want to mine anyways.
Another bad attitude bear.
What will he do next?
That’s right.
That’s right!
=BONUS SALT=
Praise Be!
Where is the Mack?
My Pickup Gang continues to roam Highsec.
Who will we pick up next?
A likely target…
Get picked on!
Flamguard found himself at the local licensing office.
Fortunately, he knew a few Goon agents.
Can you guess what happened next (NO PEEKING).
Are you ready?
That’s right.
Suddenly, our story took a familiar turn…
Did you guess correctly?
Aiko Danuja was ready to help (again).
Another satisfied customer!
=BONUS CUSTOMER SERVICE=
We don’t do contracts.
I love this game!
That’s right.
What a paranoid miner!
He got what he deserved.
Bee Best
Hey there.
Who is the greatest ganker in the history of EvE Online?
It’s obviously Aiko Danuja.
I’m cute (and I bite).
That’s right.
That’s right!
I’m here to help!
Interesting Rage Texts
Miners die all the time.
Then they make wild threads threats.
Afterwards, they always go crazy.
What did he say? Hint: Miners love blowjobs!
Newbro Yukee Pm offered some words of wisdom.
You won’t find this content playing EvE Online via Reddit!
Upon reflection, Paderno decided my channel is pretty cool.
Why Was I Ganked? is where the greatest players in the game…
…listen to miners cry about their fate.
That’s right.
Best Aiko #1 Alltime Aiko
It’s true.
That’s right…
That’s right!
I know what these boys want.
They usually have a lot of special requests.
Then they get straight to business.
I feel like there’s a consistent theme here…
They always say a lot of inappropriate stuff!
Sometimes, they have to apologize.
Consequences are never the same.
Usually, they just freak out.
I guess they are having fun.
They tell me so all the time.
Sometimes, I even believe them.
Isn’t this the truth?
