More Fs

We know miners are bots, but they think we are rats.

Mean mean meanies.

Please don’t send me to a brothel.

Mining sure is hard, with Trigs and Gankers in local.

It’s especially difficult, when you are AFK.

You better look at your computer screen.

Someone is trying to kill you.

Someone wants your money.

Just calm down.

We wish you all the best.

So please obey the law…

…and send us your money.

See ya!



What is even happening?

Miners get all worked up.

They know they done wrong.

I know what they need.

It’s all they think about.

In any language, they say the exact same thing.

I make them so excited.

I just want them to be content.

My mom reads the blog.

Even she makes fun of miners.

They are losers.

We are winners!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #226

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #225

If you need isk, just ask a miner!

I’ve heard that Russians have the best insults!


When did the internet reach Anatolia?


Krig is still getting fanmail from that cursing Rattlesnake.

Be well!

Calm down miner!


Today is the day!


The MAFIA TRIBUNAL is coming for me!

LoL @ Khromius, if you are reading this, let’s just be friends!

I just keep winning, daily!

I miss you James!

I love the CODE. and I’m glad I moved it to Safety.



Miners use such awful language.

They are also bad at contractions.

They are so rude!

I’m not sure what they truly want.

Do you know what I want?

I want them to be fiscally responsible.


I want the miners to be happy.

I want us to be like one big family.

Wouldn’t that be nice?

Why can’t we all just get along?



He’s lost a lot of spaceships.

Each loss triggers a fresh wave of emotional anguish.

Show some respect to me.

Don’t wind up like him.

Nobody likes a psychopats.

Honestly, there’s a lot of these guys in Highsec.

Maybe it’s just one guy, with lots of alts.

He’s bad at spelling.

He’s bad at grammar.

He kinda likes me.

Ok, he likes me a lot.

OmG, he likes me in real-life!

I know what he needs.

He’s such a bad boy.




You’d better hurry, or you’ll miss the train.

Choo! Choo! All aboard!

I’ve seized control of the once mighty CODE. alliance.

This boat is finally starting to move.

We are steadily expanding into new uncharted territories.

We are a powerful nullsec empire.

The nullbear whore gnashes her teeth, and knows mine name.

That’s right.

You miners better be scared.

Otherwise, you are definitely gonna die.

Silly bears.

It’s just good business.

Let’s fight!




A Slow Death

Everybody agrees.

My new alliance is wonderful.

We love to help newbros.

We are there for you, every single day.

We provide guaranteed content, whenever you find time to log in.

Feel free to join us!

Just don’t cross me, boyos.

Some people call me a cyber space bully.

Honestly, it doesn’t end well for mine enemies.

Be careful!

Watch out for spider traps!


Watch this old man die, slowly.