Category: Grab Bag

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #252

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #251

I love to help.

Oh boy.

What a game.

This guy spent days bumping only the most obvious Safety. Orcas, and yet nobody knows who we are? In fact, we are nothing like the old CODE, we just act like the exact same people.

“I run a… mining corp aimed at new players… whose entire existence supports MY efforts…”

I never read all my mail.

Some miners are desperate.

They sure do write a lot.

Yes, they are from me…

That’s right.

“Don’t be the last man standing in that dying, anti-ganking alliance full of egotists obsessed with power and control, who hated James and hate the Code. Those 4 anti-gankers who form the rotten core of Safety. People are going to assume you approve and support these people and their actions…”

Miners are positively mental.

$100 gets you $1’000’000’000 – easy instant winnings.

Cheerzah brav!

“Dude, thank you very much for what you do! I went to WWIG, saw these tears because of the destroyed Venture, and my mood immediately became better.“

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 54

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

The gmae was ruined.

Mission Ready Mining had a recruiting problem.

Fly Fearless alliance was infested with tunnel snakes.

Executor Gai Heiyuu was at fault.

The buck stops at the top.

Suddenly, EvEmail…

“Without any warning whatsoever, an unsolicited EVE-mail arrived in the inbox of every single member of Mission Ready Mining. This was no ordinary EVE-mail. It was a corpmail. But this communication was special for another reason; it happened to contain a link to a minerbumping post about Mission Ready Mining. Curiously, it also includes a quote attributed to Tora Bushido, as well as references to the mysterious Assistance Group.

A shiver ran down the thing that MRMNG CEO Gai Heiyuu had been passing off as a spine. He had been fearing this day might come since the spring of 2017, when he ordered the emergency evacuation of Gelhan. *They* were back.”

Editor’s Note: Yes, I am quoting an illustrated narrative, published privately in a secret Discord.

Historian’s Note: This incident explains why members of a corporation are no longer allowed to mail everybody else in the corporation.

MRMNG went into full spai lockdown.

Friends turned on one another.

To be continued…

Re: FW: About Krig Povelli

Even the little guys enjoy EvE Online.

The alliance description is self-explanatory.

However, God hates miners.

In fact, nobody likes miners.

It all started in Botane.

Krig Povelli > Wow! That is one really fast procurer!

Graeth was AFK and didn’t mine.

He advised other miners to take a nap.

LadyBug had enough.

Graeth Raltharn > its just an empty life

She began talking about Krig’s penis.

Later, LadyBug regretted what she said.

Bro, I get a lot of EvEmail (no, I can’t read it all).

LadyBug told the story several times.

PLOT TWIST: Krig Povelli strikes again!

Uh oh!

We don’t allow penis jokes in Highsec.

Fortunately, I was there to help.

Another successful intervention.

Krig even got a killmail!

Where’d the Orca go?

Word started to spread in local.

Anoher happy ending.

I hope LadyBug does better next time.

LadyBug had more to say.

What a chatty Cathy.

Oh my God…

Occasionally, I respond.

I’m the voice of reason.

LadyBug learned a real life lesson.

She just had a few more things to say.

The conversation became colorful.

At some point, LadyBug began writing herself.

I got all the facts.

I’ve completed my investigation.

Krig Povelli has a license to bump.

To be honest, we both hate miners.

Feliz Navidad!

I guess it’s that time of year.

That’s right.

That’s also right.

Of course, some people lack holiday spirit.

What are your New Year’s resolutions?

I’m probably gonna have fun.

I even learned a cute new spell.

Cheerzahcadabbra!

Another happy miner.

I love to help.

xD

Where will he go next?