Highsec Miner Grab Bag #236

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #235

Miners are always looking for a good deal.

They sure got a lot to say.

What is wrong with them?

Evan got banned for calling someone a shit beta, and implying they eat fuck rice. That’s pretty salty, not gonna lie, but why does CCP intervene? The salt is amusing, not offensive, and nobody should get banned for making us laugh. 

We don’t play EVE for the terrible UI, glitchy mechanics, uninspiring graphics, or tedious grinding. We only log in for the engaging drama.

Only loosers and lossers report salt to CCP.

I didn’t vote for Trump (or Hillary), and I would have voted to impeach, but I don’t want to purge all the politically incorrect players. Let’s not cater to hypersensitive snowflakes, who seek to water this game down.

I enjoy a little “locker room” talk.

I love the passion.

I’ve got no issue with rice eaters, I’m one too. In fact, Evan is half Japanese, so it’s racist to call him racist for calling you a rice eater. Someone in London (or Iceland) banned an Asian, claiming he was racist against Asians – that’s reverse racism.

This is an international game, so let’s embrace xenophobia.

Maybe, if miners can work out their anger-management issues in EVE Online, then they won’t beat their wife in real-life.

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #235

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #234

Well, I guess it’s time to check my mail.

I’ve got a lot of unread and unsorted mail.

Apparently, someone in my alliance was ganking miners?

Dead miners continue to haunt me from beyond the grave.

I’m even starting to learn Russian.

The miners have so much to say.

In any language, they all sound the same.

Spinner believe you your gelaber Interest me you get nut make yourself with your blackmail from the field and never write to me again

Of course, the miners are also learning English.

Together, we are all learning to play EVE.

Obviously, some of us are a little ahead of the curve!

If you want to contribute to this sacred archive, the process is simple.


Heh. Those silly miners only seem to want one thing.

Hey! Do you remember when I took everything Odbayar ever owned?

I didn’t bully him out of the game at all!

I’m proud of you Odbayar.

Highsec Miner Grabbag #234

Highsec Miner Grabbag #233

You might think people dislike us…

moin, I think you have the wrong tea bag in the water, slams my 100m ship and wants to recruit me afterwards? Do you seriously believe net, right? see the whole thing like this, I see one of you somewhere, then blood is fought with blood! gET IN! oH YES BLOCKED

However, Mister Soldier lost an empty pod to a SPACE GREEFER.

Safety forces were prepared to execute his FREE killright.

We are here to help.


I’m a Princess.


Stick with me, and we’ll go places.

Enjoy the trip!

So close!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #233

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #232

Apparently, I’m not the only one.

Miners struggle to remain calm.

Sometimes, we have to translate.

It’s just amazing content.

Russians are the best.

Here’s a pro tip.

Refusing to pay terrorists is a bad strategy.

We know carebears are terrified…

…and they should be.


Highsec Miner Grab Bag #231

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #230

I love miners.

I love donations.

I love slaves.

I love EVEmail.

Sometimes, they are threatening.

I don’t take any of this seriously.

Miners are like so mental.

Everybody knows I’m a whore.

They want me to get a life…

… but not a nice one.

I’m just a hostile no life whore…

Well, I don’t know what to say.

I guess I’ll keep shooting them.

Miners seem to enjoy the attention.

I’m glad they feel safe.


Highsec Miner Grab Bag #230

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #229

Miners love to write about the New Order.

They have delusions of grandeur.

The poor things are confused.

Don’t press the seagull pomornik!

Some miners have learned helplessness.

They are barely trying.

They aren’t safe, even in the high-security zone.

So they take their abuse out on us.

They cry and cry and cry.

Sometimes, they pretend they aren’t crying.

They might even thank us.

Or they send some helpful advice.

It’s all just crying.

These miners are salty.

Really salty.

They are frostbitten and gone to forest.

We leaked their ship.

Silly miners.

They have so much to say.

We will stay in touch!


Highsec Miner Grab Bag #229

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #228

It happens to the best of us.

Sometimes, a miner wants to talk.

Jayce Orti lost a Retriever.

He sent this music video (twice), expressing sensitive feelings.

I hope he calms down.

I prefer positive language.

Some people just love to eat spiders.

I can think of worse fates.

Regardless, miners sure seem to like me.

I enjoy their little messages.

It’s a love-hate relationship.

It’s hard to figure out what I really want.

I’ve left some clues on my website.

Here’s a clue.

I like pen pals.

Tell me what you really think…

I’m here for you.

You are here for me.

I’m always watching.

My friends are everywhere.

They send me secret messages.

I’m never alone.

You don’t want to annoy me.

That would be a mistake.


More Fs

We know miners are bots, but they think we are rats.

Mean mean meanies.

Please don’t send me to a brothel.

Mining sure is hard, with Trigs and Gankers in local.

It’s especially difficult, when you are AFK.

You better look at your computer screen.

Someone is trying to kill you.

Someone wants your money.

Just calm down.

We wish you all the best.

So please obey the law…

…and send us your money.

See ya!