Highsec Miner Grab Bag #230

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #229

Miners love to write about the New Order.

They have delusions of grandeur.

The poor things are confused.

Don’t press the seagull pomornik!

Some miners have learned helplessness.

They are barely trying.

They aren’t safe, even in the high-security zone.

So they take their abuse out on us.

They cry and cry and cry.

Sometimes, they pretend they aren’t crying.

They might even thank us.

Or they send some helpful advice.

It’s all just crying.

These miners are salty.

Really salty.

They are frostbitten and gone to forest.

We leaked their ship.

Silly miners.

They have so much to say.

We will stay in touch!

 

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #229

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #228

It happens to the best of us.

Sometimes, a miner wants to talk.

Jayce Orti lost a Retriever.

He sent this music video (twice), expressing sensitive feelings.

I hope he calms down.

I prefer positive language.

Some people just love to eat spiders.

I can think of worse fates.


Regardless, miners sure seem to like me.

I enjoy their little messages.


It’s a love-hate relationship.

It’s hard to figure out what I really want.

I’ve left some clues on my website.

Here’s a clue.

I like pen pals.

Tell me what you really think…

I’m here for you.

You are here for me.

I’m always watching.

My friends are everywhere.

They send me secret messages.

I’m never alone.

You don’t want to annoy me.

That would be a mistake.

 

More Fs

We know miners are bots, but they think we are rats.

Mean mean meanies.

Please don’t send me to a brothel.

Mining sure is hard, with Trigs and Gankers in local.

It’s especially difficult, when you are AFK.

You better look at your computer screen.

Someone is trying to kill you.

Someone wants your money.

Just calm down.

We wish you all the best.

So please obey the law…

…and send us your money.

See ya!

 

F-words

What is even happening?

Miners get all worked up.

They know they done wrong.

I know what they need.

It’s all they think about.

In any language, they say the exact same thing.

I make them so excited.

I just want them to be content.

My mom reads the blog.

Even she makes fun of miners.

They are losers.

We are winners!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #226

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #225

If you need isk, just ask a miner!

I’ve heard that Russians have the best insults!

IT LOOKS LIKE A FREAK AND YOU JUST GET BETTER!

When did the internet reach Anatolia?

FUCK MOM

Krig is still getting fanmail from that cursing Rattlesnake.

Be well!

Calm down miner!

Hahaha!

Today is the day!

What?

The MAFIA TRIBUNAL is coming for me!

LoL @ Khromius, if you are reading this, let’s just be friends!

I just keep winning, daily!

I miss you James!

I love the CODE. and I’m glad I moved it to Safety.

 

fuckfuckfuck

Miners use such awful language.

They are also bad at contractions.

They are so rude!

I’m not sure what they truly want.

Do you know what I want?

I want them to be fiscally responsible.


Furthermore…

I want the miners to be happy.

I want us to be like one big family.

Wouldn’t that be nice?

Why can’t we all just get along?

 

Psychopats

He’s lost a lot of spaceships.

Each loss triggers a fresh wave of emotional anguish.

Show some respect to me.

Don’t wind up like him.

Nobody likes a psychopats.

Honestly, there’s a lot of these guys in Highsec.

Maybe it’s just one guy, with lots of alts.

He’s bad at spelling.

He’s bad at grammar.

He kinda likes me.

Ok, he likes me a lot.

OmG, he likes me in real-life!

I know what he needs.

He’s such a bad boy.