Highsec Miner Grab Bag #240

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #239

Oh my…

Well!

all you understand grab fool play bitch i didn’t touch you what sticks fall off assholes let play norms go other fuck though you are cowards you current retras and orcs uncut and can clap but before the norms of the pvpeshniki suck

In Highsec, freighters are free!

LOKAsmodeus lost a capsule…

Sargon has been selling station permits.

Success!

Also, I’m super cute!

My blog is the best.

Cheers!

DIE IDIOT

 

Writing Jesus

Imitation is the most sincere flattery.

I’m cool, and so are my alts.

I’m the best ganker, and Australian Jesus is the best scout.

Everybody loves me and mine.

Even Russians want to be friends.

I dunno if it’s gonna work out.

There’s only one solution.

They need Jesus to find them.

They want it bad.

What happens next?

Miners gonna get SAFED!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #239

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #238

Oh man, this miner got me.

I had a hunch, they’ve read my blog.

 I wonder if I ganked Vily Villy.

Believe it, or not. Some people like the blog.

I’m always happy to hear from my friends.

I also like to hear from my enemies.

They are absolute losers.

I love killing plebs.

I don’t gank for isk esk.

Here’s a piece of salt.

This is the correct way to get on my blog (hint: I don’t like Discord).

Some people get it.

Some people don’t!

Here’s a random mail from the other grab bag (yes, there’s more than one).

I don’t have time for this shit.

I’m the best ganker in the history of EvE Online.

Ok, one more.

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #238

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #237

Well, let’s see what the miners have to say.

Princess Aiko Hold My Hand is a great corporation for newbro miners!

Kimberly Duskwolf declared an end to ganking in Oiniken.

This lasted nearly two minutes.

Oh man, more Ward nonsense?

Woah, I never even knew this email existed.

Ahahaha, op success! Victory!

Even antigankers are impressed by my leadership.

Every sane rational person loves me.

Haha, not today miner!

Yes, I’m a lesbian, and I’m gonna kill you.

If you want to gank, you should probably shoot a Venture…

Newbro starter tornadoes are 30 million isk each!

I just want to make a positive difference in EvE Online.

I love my friends.

Ok, gotta go!

Haha, you guys….

It’s just a joke, right?

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #236

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #235

Miners are always looking for a good deal.

They sure got a lot to say.

What is wrong with them?

Evan got banned for calling someone a shit beta, and implying they eat fuck rice. That’s pretty salty, not gonna lie, but why does CCP intervene? The salt is amusing, not offensive, and nobody should get banned for making us laugh. 

We don’t play EVE for the terrible UI, glitchy mechanics, uninspiring graphics, or tedious grinding. We only log in for the engaging drama.

Only loosers and lossers report salt to CCP.

I didn’t vote for Trump (or Hillary), and I would have voted to impeach, but I don’t want to purge all the politically incorrect players. Let’s not cater to hypersensitive snowflakes, who seek to water this game down.

I enjoy a little “locker room” talk.

I love the passion.

I’ve got no issue with rice eaters, I’m one too. In fact, Evan is half Japanese, so it’s racist to call him racist for calling you a rice eater. Someone in London (or Iceland) banned an Asian, claiming he was racist against Asians – that’s reverse racism.

This is an international game, so let’s embrace xenophobia.

Maybe, if miners can work out their anger-management issues in EVE Online, then they won’t beat their wife in real-life.

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #235

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #234

Well, I guess it’s time to check my mail.

I’ve got a lot of unread and unsorted mail.

Apparently, someone in my alliance was ganking miners?

Dead miners continue to haunt me from beyond the grave.

I’m even starting to learn Russian.

The miners have so much to say.

In any language, they all sound the same.

Spinner believe you your gelaber Interest me you get nut make yourself with your blackmail from the field and never write to me again

Of course, the miners are also learning English.

Together, we are all learning to play EVE.

Obviously, some of us are a little ahead of the curve!

If you want to contribute to this sacred archive, the process is simple.

Easy!

Heh. Those silly miners only seem to want one thing.

Hey! Do you remember when I took everything Odbayar ever owned?

I didn’t bully him out of the game at all!

I’m proud of you Odbayar.

Highsec Miner Grabbag #234

Highsec Miner Grabbag #233

You might think people dislike us…

moin, I think you have the wrong tea bag in the water, slams my 100m ship and wants to recruit me afterwards? Do you seriously believe net, right? see the whole thing like this, I see one of you somewhere, then blood is fought with blood! gET IN! oH YES BLOCKED

However, Mister Soldier lost an empty pod to a SPACE GREEFER.

Safety forces were prepared to execute his FREE killright.

We are here to help.

IT’S AN HONOUR TO MEET YOU

I’m a Princess.

Cheers!

Stick with me, and we’ll go places.

Enjoy the trip!

So close!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #233

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #232

Apparently, I’m not the only one.

Miners struggle to remain calm.

Sometimes, we have to translate.

It’s just amazing content.

Russians are the best.

Here’s a pro tip.

Refusing to pay terrorists is a bad strategy.

We know carebears are terrified…

…and they should be.

Cheers!