Only the faithful believe my incredible stories.
I’m a legend in my own time.
I’m making a difference in EvE Online.
I’ve even had some conversations.
> Oh Aiko, you are a doll.
Many like what I have to say.
“I started with dogfucker Don, and then I moved on to the anti-Semite, and finally I came for the n-word users and that CODE. neo-Nazi who keeps humming Das Horst-Wessel-Lied in Teamspeak… Did you know that song is illegal?“
Like I actually have to explain this.
CCP knows the truth about me.
I don’t really scam people.
It’s more of a polite request.
I just kill enemies (or befriend them).
Dreams do come true!
This antiganker know I’m fun and interesting.
A lot of people love me.
I know plebs won’t believe this.
I’m a real-life space witch.
There is a force stronger than PvP.
MANIFEST DESTINY!
My enemies admire and respect me.
I’m happy to help.
This is what the new New Order is all about!
Convert your items into killmails.
Give your stuff to Aiko Danuja.
Thanks for everything.
I often converse with the deceased.
I learned from the best.
Praise James 315! \o/
I’m gentle at the end.
Unlike griefers, I have no malicious intent.
The best thing in the galaxy is friendship with me.
I know I’m the best!
Some people can’t get enough…
He’ll be back.
THE GANKBEARS, aggrieved at having no established Executor, sent ambassadors to James 315 entreating for a King. Perceiving their aspirations, he cast down the CODE. The bears were terrified at the splash occasioned by its fall and hid themselves in the depths of Uedama. But as soon as they realized that the huge treatise was motionless, they swam again to the top of the water, dismissed their fears, climbed up, and began squatting on it in contempt. After some time they began to think themselves ill-treated in the appointment of so inert a Ruler, and sent a second deputation to James praying that he would set over them another sovereign. He then gave them Super Perforator. When the bears discovered his simple nature, they sent yet a third time, begging James to choose another. James, most displeased with all of them, unleashed a Princess who preyed upon the bears till there were none left.
