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=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=
Well, hello there.
People love what I do.
Returning quitters know my name.
They even know my alts!
I must be doing something…
Let’s see the latest thing I done did.
Oh look, another botfarm.
Sad to see…
EvE Online sure has a lot of bots.
I just kill them all.
You love it!
That’s right…
We interrupt our regularly scheduled content to bring you a post of supreme importance.
Everybody loves Aiko.
People are starting to understand.
I’m the best!
That’s right.
So today, we celebrate Aiko Day.
Everybody is feeling that Aiko spirit.
It’s a real holiday.
On the first Aiko Day, I declared war upon the Minnies.
By the second Aiko Day, I had my first nightmare!
James 315 subsequently declared this to be a state holiday.
He used this time to reflect upon the future of warfare.
As a prophet of Aiko, James foresaw the future.
This was a rather long essay…
Some people say James liked to get really high.
I certainly do!
Well, that concludes our Aiko Day festivities.
That’s right!
Here’s a little secret about EvE Online.
Not everybody plays the game.
Miners have better things to do.
They would rather play a different game.
Sometimes they are in the kitchen…
…or the little miner’s room.
Frequently, they are asleep.
They are literally away from their keyboard.
Are they even trying?
Silly bears…
Better luck next time!
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers…
=KILL OF THE WEEK=
Nice job James ‘315’ Fuchs!
