Welcome to EvE Online.
Today, we are ganking miners.
I’m making a real difference.
People are into that.
This can get pretty intense.
How much will you give?
It’ll never be enough…
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7
Happy 9/11
Category: AFK
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #361
Let’s read some mail!
Thanks for the free isk.
That was a good deal.
“EvE is no side slut of mine… I am a man who simply loves the meditative peace of mining…”
I don’t know what they are on about.
I think he’s begging me to let him mine AFK?
Anyways, I get a lot of crazy mails, most of which I never read.
Here’s a nice one from years ago.
Sometimes, I get complaints…
Ok….
Oh my!
Now why would he do that?
Well, this has been quite a tale.
I’m glad he approves!
Looks great!
Maybe I’ll read some more mail soon!
o7 capsuleers…
Aiko Eats a Donky
Aiko Danuja is the best player in the history of EvE Online.
That’s pretty neat!
Boys love what I do.
I think it’s fun to play.
I wonder what I will do next?
At least he isn’t mad.
He sure had a lot to say…
I guess he roleplays as a salty dog?
What a silly bear.
I’ve heard it all before…
o7 capsuleers!
Aiko Danujoke
Miners are bad at EvE Online.
So we purify them unto extirpation.
Recently, Blood Raiders visited ruination upon the J-bears.
Vulpecula Volans gave a riveting war speech.
His fleet was overwhelmed by a Childrens Orphanage Charity event.
It was a terrible slaughter.
The time for training was over.
Afterward, I returned to Highsec.
It was the same as always.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Kazry’s Return
Kazry was a bad boy.
Kazry > i ran with the bandidos for a number of years
He sure talked a lot of trash.
He kinda liked me.
Then he went to the big house.
It’s been a long time!
Welcome back, big guy!
Plot twist: He still likes me…
I’m doing better than ever!
Everybody loves Aiko.
That’s right.
I’m the best!
Stay out of trouble…
Absolute Justice
Listening to: High-Sex Assassin
Do mining permits work?
Of course…
Mining permits are on sale now!
That’s right.
Make sure to obey the LAW!
o7 capsuleers…
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
=POINT AND COUNTERPOINT=
Bot Battle Championship
=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=
Well, hello there.
People love what I do.
Returning quitters know my name.
They even know my alts!
I must be doing something…
Let’s see the latest thing I done did.
Oh look, another botfarm.
Sad to see…
EvE Online sure has a lot of bots.
I just kill them all.
You love it!
That’s right…
Happy Aiko Day
We interrupt our regularly scheduled content to bring you a post of supreme importance.
Everybody loves Aiko.
People are starting to understand.
I’m the best!
That’s right.
So today, we celebrate Aiko Day.
Everybody is feeling that Aiko spirit.
It’s a real holiday.
On the first Aiko Day, I declared war upon the Minnies.
By the second Aiko Day, I had my first nightmare!
James 315 subsequently declared this to be a state holiday.
He used this time to reflect upon the future of warfare.
As a prophet of Aiko, James foresaw the future.
This was a rather long essay…
Some people say James liked to get really high.
I certainly do!
Well, that concludes our Aiko Day festivities.
That’s right!
AFK FOREVER
Here’s a little secret about EvE Online.
Not everybody plays the game.
Miners have better things to do.
They would rather play a different game.
Sometimes they are in the kitchen…
…or the little miner’s room.
Frequently, they are asleep.
They are literally away from their keyboard.
Are they even trying?
Silly bears…
Better luck next time!
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers…
=KILL OF THE WEEK=
Nice job James ‘315’ Fuchs!
