Final Post of the Blog Forever

This post sponsored by: Alberta Pure

Smooth and balanced, with a hint of salt.

They call it courage anger in a bottle.

oH BOY…

Tick tock!

Welp, this is the end of me.

Mission Accomplished!

-RIP-

So long, and thanks for all the memories.

That’s right.

That’s right…

Everything go bye-bye.

I have no idea how to backlog a blog?

Any moment now…

Here it comes!

Are you ready?

You got this, big boy.

No cringe here.

Farewell to one and all!

The truth always comes out.

What happened next?

At least he gave a ‘sincere’ apology.

Like, for real.

Like, ok.

Ya know what I mean?

Please drink responsibly.

Seek help.

“It is plain that a life which includes deep resentment
leads only to futility and unhappiness. To the precise
extent that we permit these, do we squander the hours
that might have been worth while. For when harboring such feelings we shut ourselves off from the sunlight of the Spirit. The insanity of alcohol returns and we drink again.”

=BEHIND THE SCENES=

=AUDIENCE REACTION=

AFK FOREVER

Here’s a little secret about EvE Online.

Not everybody plays the game.

Miners have better things to do.

They would rather play a different game.

Sometimes they are in the kitchen…

…or the little miner’s room.

Frequently, they are asleep.

They are literally away from their keyboard.

Are they even trying?

Silly bears…

Better luck next time!

That’s right.

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers…

=KILL OF THE WEEK=

Nice job James ‘315’ Fuchs!

Fern Kitsuen’s Big Crash Out

Let’s find out!

Trigger Warning: EvE Online

TLDW:

“Hey guys. I’ll just make this quick so my position is well documented. I just don’t understand why we can’t all play nice. As you know, Loromerth was hiding LGBT flags and there are many many Reddit posts of a high high view count. It’s just not fair that everyone bullies the white male Christian conservative nationalist. To be clear, God hates gays and sent a flood, so the world will burn in hellfire. That would be the best possible consequence. I’m just speaking the truth. Liberals are a dying race, and the future is DJT. Gas is $4.50. The Iran thing ain’t that popular, but Republicans are STILL dominant. The Democrats have given up. He will give us 40 years of dominance over them. Amen brother. Women must submit to their man. Glory Hallelujah. All they can do is make loud EXTREMELY emotional arguments. If you support a transgender, there is a fifty percent chance they will commit suicide. It’s your fault, because you supported them. If this truth makes you angry, that’s great! Instead of folks respecting that and tolerating that, they called me a bigot and they tried to silence me. You know, the real problem these days is how the gays force their politics upon us. These people will justify the killing of babies. We don’t do that here. We do NOT do THAT here. Let’s talk about the Salem witch trials. A man can have a porn addiction, and that’s his right, this is AMERICA. However, don’t wave a rainbow at me. I don’t want anything gay, that’s MY right. I’m so sick of snowflakes. They want to take the moral high ground. Did you know they stole the Bible and used it against us? It’s SAD. They appropriated OUR rainbow! It’s the same thing Muslims are doing. That’s the LGBT agenda. The gays and browns might rise up and enforce Sharia law. Hey, you know, it is what it is. I didn’t have to speak up, but I wanted to give a message and a shout out to my fellow brothers. Getting kicked out of Goons is a reward. Just embrace it. The left is angry, but, at least they are losers. Hey, have you been to Europe? It’s weird there. I love you guys. If you got any questions about what I’ve said, you know where to find me. I go to the gym. So that’s about it. I’m speaking from a position of love, because a real man speaks up for his Volk. Wow, that was a very very long talk.”
– Fern Kitsuen

Just look at her.

Fern Kitsuen and his her buddy Lorumerth are drama queens.

They are space bigots, like Cat Sky and Please GasTheKikes.

It seems crazy.

The EvE Community isn’t having it.

I hope Lorumerth and Fern fleet up with Cat Sky!

One thing I’ve learned about EvE Online…

It always crosses a line.

That’s right.

Fern has his own version of the story.

What a guy.

Watch out for jinxes!

Hey, I’ve seen that movie

So, what kind of EvE player are you?

o7 capsuleers!

Real Talk with Aiko Danuja

Today we are talking with Aiko Danuja.

Hey there, I’m Aiko Danuja (not Alko Danuja).

In EvE Online, I’m a high priestess and princess.

What I want, is 150 mbillion isk, thanks.

My flying monkeys enforce the original Code of new New Halaima.

In EvE Online, you can do whatever.

I know exactly what I’m going to do.

That’s right.

That’s right!

GF yourself!

Jonkkonen’s Apology

My name is Aiko Danuja.

Previously, Jonkkonen talked trash.

I’m always available if a miner wants to chat.

My racket enraged him.

He was big mad.

This boy a lot to say.

He suggested several ways for me to commit suicide.

That’s right.

I hope he’s feeling ok.

Later, Jonkkonen’s dad found out about his outburst.

It’s been a real learning experience.

Antiganking Fail

I finally finished watching that new show.

Local was full of idiots.

They were jealous of our free time.

I guess they are content.

I decided to undock and check it out.

Suddenly CONCORD (and gate guns)!

That’s right.

I accepted their generous offerings.

Carebears aren’t very good at PvP.

I hope they had fun.

Miners are kinda weird.

A few moments later…

=BONUS KILLMAIL=

Later that evening…

That’s right.

I’m the best!

=LIVE BLOG CONTINUES=

What a game…

In EvE Online, there’s always more to the story.

o7 capsuleers!

=MOMENT OF TRUTH=