Category: illegal

Catalina Talks Trash

TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online

Recently, we encountered an observer.

Catalina Asanari had something to say.

We’ve heard this before!

It never gets old…

I encouraged her to calm down.

Local chat thought she was hyperbolic.

Catalina Asanari > you gonna come to null???
Catalina Asanari > id love to find you there.. lol
Cassian Vale > now you’re just getting desperate
Aiko Danuja > Why dont you just try a permit?
Catalina Asanari > the devs never put it in the game .
Admiral Jackson Wolfe > Hi Aiko Danuja
Monika Hrastin > this is like when my parents got home and started yelling at each other 🙁
Yes Mr Cheng > i wish my parents would come home

I tried to just keep it real.

However, Catalina kept doubling down on negativity.

She poured out endless salt.

I believe in quality over quantity.

Catalina believes in sheer vitriol.

What if we reversed roles?

When you think about it, I’m not so bad.

She was as bad as that other guy!

Catalina wanted me outOUTout.

Eventually, I ganked something in the adjacent system.

Catalina wasn’t happy when I came back.

Apparently, I’ve met Catalina before (but I don’t remember)…

She kept crying for a full week.

That’s kind of crazy!

Eventually, she suggested I commit suicide.

That’s right.

Final Post of the Blog Forever

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Delightfully unbalanced, with just a hint of salt.

They call it courage anger in a bottle.

oH BOY…

Tick tock!

Welp, this is the end of me.

Mission Accomplished!

-RIP-

So long, and thanks for all the memories.

That’s right.

That’s right…

Everything go bye-bye.

I have no idea how to backlog a blog?

Any moment now…

Here it comes!

Are you ready?

You got this, big boy.

No cringe here.

Farewell to one and all!

The truth always comes out.

What happened next?

At least he gave a ‘sincere’ apology.

Like, for real.

Like, ok.

Ya know what I mean?

Please drink responsibly.

Seek help.

“It is plain that a life which includes deep resentment
leads only to futility and unhappiness. To the precise
extent that we permit these, do we squander the hours
that might have been worth while. For when harboring such feelings we shut ourselves off from the sunlight of the Spirit. The insanity of alcohol returns and we drink again.”

=BEHIND THE SCENES=

=AUDIENCE REACTION=

AFK FOREVER

Here’s a little secret about EvE Online.

Not everybody plays the game.

Miners have better things to do.

They would rather play a different game.

Sometimes they are in the kitchen…

…or the little miner’s room.

Frequently, they are asleep.

They are literally away from their keyboard.

Are they even trying?

Silly bears…

Better luck next time!

That’s right.

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers…

=KILL OF THE WEEK=

Nice job James ‘315’ Fuchs!

Fern Kitsuen’s Big Crash Out

Let’s find out!

Trigger Warning: EvE Online

TLDW:

“Hey guys. I’ll just make this quick so my position is well documented. I just don’t understand why we can’t all play nice. As you know, Loromerth was hiding LGBT flags and there are many many Reddit posts of a high high view count. It’s just not fair that everyone bullies the white male Christian conservative nationalist. To be clear, God hates gays and sent a flood, so the world will burn in hellfire. That would be the best possible consequence. I’m just speaking the truth. Liberals are a dying race, and the future is DJT. Gas is $4.50. The Iran thing ain’t that popular, but Republicans are STILL dominant. The Democrats have given up. He will give us 40 years of dominance over them. Amen brother. Women must submit to their man. Glory Hallelujah. All they can do is make loud EXTREMELY emotional arguments. If you support a transgender, there is a fifty percent chance they will commit suicide. It’s your fault, because you supported them. If this truth makes you angry, that’s great! Instead of folks respecting that and tolerating that, they called me a bigot and they tried to silence me. You know, the real problem these days is how the gays force their politics upon us. These people will justify the killing of babies. We don’t do that here. We do NOT do THAT here. Let’s talk about the Salem witch trials. A man can have a porn addiction, and that’s his right, this is AMERICA. However, don’t wave a rainbow at me. I don’t want anything gay, that’s MY right. I’m so sick of snowflakes. They want to take the moral high ground. Did you know they stole the Bible and used it against us? It’s SAD. They appropriated OUR rainbow! It’s the same thing Muslims are doing. That’s the LGBT agenda. The gays and browns might rise up and enforce Sharia law. Hey, you know, it is what it is. I didn’t have to speak up, but I wanted to give a message and a shout out to my fellow brothers. Getting kicked out of Goons is a reward. Just embrace it. The left is angry, but, at least they are losers. Hey, have you been to Europe? It’s weird there. I love you guys. If you got any questions about what I’ve said, you know where to find me. I go to the gym. So that’s about it. I’m speaking from a position of love, because a real man speaks up for his Volk. Wow, that was a very very long talk.”
– Fern Kitsuen

What a diva.

Just look at her.

Fern Kitsuen and his her buddy Lorumerth are drama queens.

They are space bigots, like Cat Sky and Please GasTheKikes.

It seems crazy.

The EvE Community isn’t having it.

I hope Lorumerth and Fern fleet up with Cat Sky!

One thing I’ve learned about EvE Online…

It always crosses a line.

That’s right.

Fern has his own version of the story.

What a guy.

Watch out for jinxes!

Hey, I’ve seen that movie…

So, what kind of EvE player are you?

o7 capsuleers!