Just say NO to miners.
Tough love is the LAW.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Kill them all.
NO
Category: illegal
Miners are P
Welcome to EvE Online.
It is a strange roleplay.
Sometimes, I encounter peaceful miners.
This generally goes well.
The miners sure have a lot to say.
Everybody has a great time!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Miner Questions
Carebears ask a lot of dumb questions.
They seem rather confused.
Why do you think?
It’s an interesting question.
A real mystery.
Here’s a thought.
I’m the best!
So I can do as I please.
Why shouldn’t I?
Have fun!
Leaving AO
Hunter Parker had a problem.
He was in a bad alliance.
Hunter Parker > and ive got 12 kill rights
At first, he tried to bully his way through Highsec.
Aiko Danuja > Hunter Parker why u doing killrights on me???
Hunter Parker > why do you think?
Good Girl Kara > you are hateful
Aiko Danuja > its rude
So I tried to reason with him.
Aiko Danuja > ok remove the killright
Hunter Parker > first 700mil
Hunter Parker > then ill remove it
Aiko Danuja > don’t try to scam me miner
He was a greedy little bear.
Aiko Danuja > you don’t know who i am apparently
Hunter Parker > i dont
Aiko Danuja > They call me Aiko Danuja
Hunter Parker > ahhh your the ceo of a 20 person corp well done
He mocked my small alliance.
Suddenly, he saw the truth!
Good Girl Kara > pretty much sums it up
Hunter Parker > fuck it does thanks for showing me that i fucking dont want to be apart of that
Aiko Danuja > Hunter Parker do u want to gank with us?
Aiko Danuja > ill send u a fleet invite
So we all decided to be friends.
Hunter Parker > i happy to fly with you guys just not kill anyone
Sargon Of Amerish > hey if you can fly a gila aiko says we do need someone that can use a pve ship
We formed a combined PvP/PvE fleet.
Aiko Danuja > I LOVE MY MOM THIS PIZZA IS SO GOOD
Hunter Parker > ok hold on let me buy the ship
Aiko Danuja > lets go TEAM
Hunter Parker > also will i get a % of anything?
Once again, he tried to extort me.
Hunter Parker > im omw now btw
Hunter Parker > also im in a proteus
Hunter Parker > not a gila
Hunter Parker > this is the fit i used when i did l4 missions lol
He also changed ships, without asking the FC’s permission.
Hunter Parker > it has get more dps
Sargon Of Amerish > whats your ehp?
Unfortunately, his new ship could not handle the incoming damage.
Hunter Parker > haha
Sargon Of Amerish > is it ZERO?
At least he finally left that terrible alliance.
That’s right.
That’s right!
07 capsuleers!
PvP Victory
Carebears hate PvP.
This is what PvP looks like.
Woof!
No wonder they aren’t happy.
Anyways…
o7 capsuleers!
Absolute Justice
Listening to: High-Sex Assassin
Do mining permits work?
Of course…
Mining permits are on sale now!
That’s right.
Make sure to obey the LAW!
o7 capsuleers…
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
=POINT AND COUNTERPOINT=
Get that D
Welcome back to my best blog.
EvE Online is fun!
Everybody is thinking about me.
What will they think of next?
What do you think?
Neat!
That’s right…
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #358
It’s that special time again.
Miners love to write letters.
Some write more than others.
They are such losers.
They are notorious anti-Semites.
They are also sexist.
Why do you think we gank them?
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers…
Catalina Talks Trash
TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online
Recently, we encountered an observer.
Catalina Asanari had something to say.
We’ve heard this before!
It never gets old…
I encouraged her to calm down.
Local chat thought she was hyperbolic.
Catalina Asanari > you gonna come to null???
Catalina Asanari > id love to find you there.. lol
Cassian Vale > now you’re just getting desperate
Aiko Danuja > Why dont you just try a permit?
Catalina Asanari > the devs never put it in the game .
Admiral Jackson Wolfe > Hi Aiko Danuja
Monika Hrastin > this is like when my parents got home and started yelling at each other 🙁
Yes Mr Cheng > i wish my parents would come home
I tried to just keep it real.
However, Catalina kept doubling down on negativity.
She poured out endless salt.
I believe in quality over quantity.
Catalina believes in sheer vitriol.
What if we reversed roles?
When you think about it, I’m not so bad.
She was as bad as that other guy!
Catalina wanted me outOUTout.
Eventually, I ganked something in the adjacent system.
Catalina wasn’t happy when I came back.
Apparently, I’ve met Catalina before (but I don’t remember)…
She kept crying for a full week.
That’s kind of crazy!
Eventually, she suggested I commit suicide.
That’s right.
Final Post of the Blog Forever
This post sponsored by: Alberta Pure
Delightfully unbalanced, with just a hint of salt.
They call it courage anger in a bottle.
oH BOY…
Tick tock!
Welp, this is the end of me.
Mission Accomplished!
-RIP-
So long, and thanks for all the memories.
That’s right.
That’s right…
Everything go bye-bye.
I have no idea how to backlog a blog?
Any moment now…
Here it comes!
Are you ready?
You got this, big boy.
No cringe here.
Farewell to one and all!
The truth always comes out.
What happened next?
At least he gave a ‘sincere’ apology.
Like, for real.
Like, ok.
Ya know what I mean?
Please drink responsibly.
“It is plain that a life which includes deep resentment
leads only to futility and unhappiness. To the precise
extent that we permit these, do we squander the hours
that might have been worth while. For when harboring such feelings we shut ourselves off from the sunlight of the Spirit. The insanity of alcohol returns and we drink again.”
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