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Real Talk with Aiko Danuja

Today we are talking with Aiko Danuja.

Hey there, I’m Aiko Danuja (not Alko Danuja).

In EvE Online, I’m a high priestess and princess.

What I want, is 150 mbillion isk, thanks.

My flying monkeys enforce the original Code of new New Halaima.

In EvE Online, you can do whatever.

I know exactly what I’m going to do.

That’s right.

That’s right!

GF yourself!

Jonkkonen’s Apology

My name is Aiko Danuja.

Previously, Jonkkonen talked trash.

I’m always available if a miner wants to chat.

My racket enraged him.

He was big mad.

This boy a lot to say.

He suggested several ways for me to commit suicide.

That’s right.

I hope he’s feeling ok.

Later, Jonkkonen’s dad found out about his outburst.

It’s been a real learning experience.

Antiganking Fail

I finally finished watching that new show.

Local was full of idiots.

They were jealous of our free time.

I guess they are content.

I decided to undock and check it out.

Suddenly CONCORD (and gate guns)!

That’s right.

I accepted their generous offerings.

Carebears aren’t very good at PvP.

I hope they had fun.

Miners are kinda weird.

A few moments later…

=BONUS KILLMAIL=

Later that evening…

That’s right.

I’m the best!

=LIVE BLOG CONTINUES=

What a game…

In EvE Online, there’s always more to the story.

o7 capsuleers!

=MOMENT OF TRUTH=

Asstrophobia THE MINER

Nobody likes an isk grubbing carebear.

Are gankbears real gankers?

Gankbears just don’t get it (and never will).

Unfortunately, it didn’t work out for me and James…

…but at least he found love!

I only gank people who care.

Likewise, James ganks miners who care, because HE cares.

Sometimes, you meet a miner who really cares.

This sounds like a serious space matter!

Nowadays, there is the old Code and the new original Code.

Each Code contains a phantom social contract.

In my spare time, I provide miners with legal assistance.

They appreciate my counsel.

Many miners are terrified of me…

…however, I just want to help!

What’s on your wish list?

That’s right.

Obey the Codes, or this could be you!

FINAL THOUGHTS

BONUS AIKO LORE CONTENT

Check it out: https://eveonion.com/miners-corner/

FINAL VOWS

Now you know why real gankers gank (it’s not for isk).

To be continued?

=LIVE BLOG CONTINUES=

Toxic Aiko Danuja

EvE Online is full of danger, mystery, and intrigue.

Some say that I’m superduper MEGA toxic.

What do you think?

I don’t think I’m that bad!

Here is what my mom said about all this.

She sounds like a carebear!

In a game like this, I’m a killer angel.

I’m a real good girl.

I’m just good at what I do!

Every miner deserves my attention.

Everybody else is watching.

o7 capsuleers!

Miners Gone Wild, Episode 17

Let’s check it out!

The boys like what I bring to EvE Online.

I’m more than just a pretty face.

I know what they really want.

They just can’t get enough.

It gets them all worked up.

Afterward, I put them to bed.

There’s no shame in that.

It’s our destiny!

I’ll give them what they need.

I’m the best!

What kind of Nima are you?

Apparently, girls like me too.

No, for real.

Oh, come on.

You know what I want.

There we go.

I find it all very flattering.

Sometimes, things get a little weird.

I get all kinds of requests.

I try to accommodate everyone.

You never know what will happen.

What will they think of next?

Ok then!

Until next time…

o7 capsuleers!

Aiko IS the Danger, Part 2

Absolute Order Absolute Honor (AH) was outraged.

Orion Crabs > Fuck the law
Aiko Danuja > so you admit to being a criminal
Orion Crabs > Getting revenge

Their G-Team tried to abduct High Princess Aiko.

Bigus Dingus DOI > the queen herself in local

Orion Crabs > We can be here all day
Aiko Danuja > why are u doing this
Orion Crabs > To teach u to not be a pussy

They sent a war flotilla to my undock.

Aiko Danuja > Sargon Of Amerish help
Aiko Danuja > this guy griefing me into a station
Sargon Of Amerish > Orion Crabs you shouldnt be mean to the aiko bad things happen to those who are mean to the aiko
Aiko Danuja > he brought the entire AO standing fleet to poinen
Aiko Danuja > all 4 of them are here now
Aiko Danuja > well 3 of 4
Orion Crabs > yall really shut up

I was mega big scared.

Orion Crabs > Jumping someone when theyre vulnerable isnt a fight
Aiko Danuja > this guy griefing me into a station
Aiko Danuja > they are camping me in
qonedone > lol says who Aiko Danuja lets play ball u owe me some isk to so i can u it to buy you corage

These guys are noobs!

Aiko Danuja > im mega permabubbled in Poinen IV – Moon 6 – Expert Distribution Retail Center
Ananda Alasdair > Aiko Danuja I spent 30 mins listening to your bullshit and the bullshit of your friends. IM gooD!
Sargon Of Amerish > you shouldnt be mean to the aiko bad things happen to those who are mean to the aiko
qonedone > dam wimps comeout and meat your daddy
Orion Crabs > I’d like to see these bad things

They are slow learners.

Bigus Dingus DOI > no way im undocking lmao

What happened to their battleship?

Absolute Order was impressed.

Ain’t that the truth?

They had all kinds of questions for the Heroin of Highsec.

Just then, they gave me a new nickname.

I legit earned that title, fair and square.

I’ve got a lot of titles.

I am the Alpha Wolf Queen Bee of Highsec.

I even got a formal battlefield apology.

There was one final request.