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EvE Online is a challenging game.
It’s easy to get confused.
I roleplay as a guide and mentor.
I allow every miner to tell their sad story.
You can tell I definitely care.
I am living the dream.
That’s right.
I’m hunting you.
Welcome back to the best blog in EvE Online.
I know you read it.
My blog literally inspires you.
Isn’t that right?
I wonder what could go wrong?
Now what will Globby do?
I’ll wait until Wrathful Hawk figures it out.
Why are these miners such racist crybabies?
Here’s the big question.
Why are we STILL happening to them?
Are they enjoying the drama?
Miners often wonder what is happening.
I would say they are still finding out.
Consequences will never be the same.
You know what I’m sayin?
There’s more headed your way.
Some people actually love a fight.
I certainly do.
LOL!
LMAO!
Can you guess what happened next?
That’s right.
That’s right!
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
The Ivy League needs help.
These carebears need to get a life.
They try to act cool.
However, every bear deserves a good bumping.
So we’ve decided to give a little extra homework.
They are on my head list, and this isn’t low.
Gobloks can’t spell, and they don’t understand basic mechanics.
They just need to obey the law.
Better luck next semester!
Thanks to our much appreciated benefactor…
We will be offering more tutoring!
To be continued…
Miners are always watching me.
Meanwhile, I am watching them.
Everyone has a chance to be heard.
Some prefer to debate philosophy.
There’s a lot of that.
Others exhibit cognitive dissonance.
The level of discourse is quite high.
A few are just naturally curious.
There’s always a joker…
…and a few crazies.
It’s a real melting pot.
It’s true.
I’m the number all time aint-griefer.
These miners have me figured out.
They often discuss me in local.
They also chat with my alts.
We love ganking, and they know it.
I’m an actual space princess.
Every miner deserves my Safety.
It’s not like I’m a two bit thug.
My rules are quite fair.
I am the Amarr government.
That’s right.
Highsec is a SAFE space.
Miners are just dying to meet us (haha).
Our next guest is HAZZIK.
#sad
Carebears never take personal responsibility.
It’s the old “I’m just a poor miner” defense.
Facing bankruptcy and eviction, he tried a new career.
It’s miner’s night at the club.
What a funny guy.
He should have bought a mining permit.
Ba dum tss.
We are top tier players, and that’s no joke.
Well, I hope he had fun.
o7 capsuleers!
Oh, hey there.
I’m always here.
I enjoy our time together.
This is a healthy ecosystem.
I’m the apex princess!
haha
o7 capsuleers!
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Sam Kosho killed this Tayra.
What’s next for our crybaby of the day?
That’s right.
I’m like Jane Goodall with the carebears.
Every miner has a story to tell.
Many overshare every pathetic detail.
A few dream big.
In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.
Just imagine!
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers!
TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online
I got a lot of EvEMail.
Some miners want to pimp me out at Fanfest.
They love to share their fantasies.
There’s more where that came from.
Other miners want to apologize.
Even apologetic miners need mining permits.
Woah! Calm down…
o7 capsuleers!
That’s right.
