Listening to: Kill the Farmer
Newbros have a lot of questions.
Here’s a little tip for new gankers.
Ventures are way more fun than freighters.
Miners sure do cry a lot.
I hope they all quit the game.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Kill the Miner
Category: revenge
Not Hiring
Many miners are seeking employment (irl and in-game).
Unfortunately, they don’t have any skills.
Regardless, we don’t need miners.
Plot Twist: He didn’t want to mine anyways.
Another bad attitude bear.
What will he do next?
That’s right.
That’s right!
=BONUS SALT=
Krig’s Korner, Episode 27
Stay Safe!
Highsec is a dangerous place.
Transphobic racist ‘Christian’ valfurian saraki vowed revenge.
This time, he had a cunning plan.
April ‘Short’ Skirt (not a trannie) was eager to help.
valfurian was pleased with the plan.
He remembered his encounter with that bwitch Aiko Danuja.
This time, he would be ready for her.
After a week, he got the weapons online.
Soon, it would be time…
Can you guess what happened next?
NO PEEKING!
Are you ready?
Ready or not, here we come!
Did you guess correctly?
That’s right.
Can you guess what happened next?
That’s right.
To be continued…
Interesting Rage Texts
Miners die all the time.
Then they make wild threads threats.
Afterwards, they always go crazy.
What did he say? Hint: Miners love blowjobs!
Newbro Yukee Pm offered some words of wisdom.
You won’t find this content playing EvE Online via Reddit!
Upon reflection, Paderno decided my channel is pretty cool.
Why Was I Ganked? is where the greatest players in the game…
…listen to miners cry about their fate.
That’s right.
BAN GANKING
Yesterday, we enjoyed some mining essays.
Would I have the last laugh?
Sepathori vowed to vanquish the gankers.
He declared eternal wares upon me (and the website of ridicule).
Would CCP end ganking forever and ever?
Doubt…
That’s right.
That’s right!
Silly bears.
o7 capsuleers!!!
Aiko Wins Again!
A lot of people like my music.
My teeth are pretty sharp, as you will see…
One day, a miner decided to talk trash about Art Gravy (he died irl).
Such miners need to die.
Fortunately, I’m a cunning little jackal.
Isn’t that the truth?
Is it time?
That’s right.
I’m the best.
That’s right!
Here’s a bonus video.
Now you know why they call me Aiko Danuja.
More Plenitude Alliance content coming soon!
Arche Dies in Amarr
He wasn’t a happy miner.
What happened?
Illegal mining is not tolerated in sacred Amarr!
This ethic has been consistent for millennia.
All miners must be extirpated (this is your warning).
Silly bears always threaten revenge.
They also try to scam us.
Firsty of, if an ignoremus doesn’t leasrn, then he gets blowonged!
Will they ever obey the law?
Some people are just out of touch with reality.
That’s right… go in flames…
xD
PLOT TWIST: He let me kill him?
CHATGPT SAYS…
Indeed.
Peace in Highsec
Miners love to get revenge.
Sparticus Raveclaw vowed to defeat his nemesis, Amy Pollard.
Raveclaw, reminds me of Rageclaw…
What a silly bear!
It’s a familiar story.
He doesn’t want to pay.
I tried to explain the merits of compliance.
It’s a pretty good deal!
However, this miner has ‘princibles’.
He would have cooperated, if only we asked…
Fortunately, I am a peacemaker.
The revenge was cancelled.
However, next time he would be ready (with friends)!
I guess he’s a fan?
I think some of these miners like me.
Another happy ending!
Maybe he will join us?
That’s right.
Toxic Aiko Danuja
EvE Online is full of danger, mystery, and intrigue.
Some say that I’m superduper MEGA toxic.
What do you think?
I don’t think I’m that bad!
Here is what my mom said about all this.
She sounds like a carebear!
In a game like this, I’m a killer angel.
I’m a real good girl.
I’m just good at what I do!
Every miner deserves my attention.
Everybody else is watching.
o7 capsuleers!
Another Happy Holiday
Merry Christmas, I guess.
This year, I’m ganking.
Meanwhile, another year has gone by.
A lot happened, apparently.
Some people went too far.
A few made life altering decisions.
Did you make any BIG mistakes?
Let’s remember those we loved and lost.
I’m super duper MEGA BIG SAD.
Maybe next year will be better.
Or maybe not?
It’s whatever.
Perhaps, I’ll do something else?
It could happen tonight.
Either way, I’ll always be the best.
So you might hear from me again…
…but I wouldn’t expect forgiveness.
There are limits to what I can tolerate.
You know what I mean?
My sentiments exactly.
Well, you know what I will be doing.
That’s right LOL LOL.
