Category: revenge

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #359

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #358

ALERTO! ALERTA! ALERTI!

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

I get a lot of email.

They also write my friends.

I’m not sure what they are going on about.

Everybody has something to say.

I really don’t know what to say.

What does it mean?

I guess that makes sense…

They just assume I understand.

I receive many interesting offers.

This can be very lucrative!

That’s right.

That’s the plan.

Isn’t that special?

Here’s a long one…

Bro, I don’t speak Polish.

Why not?

Naturally, I explained my lawful CODE.

He didn’t like the answer!

CASTOLE Gets Tagged

Listening to: DJ Blyatman

Recently, CASTOLE got griefed in Jita.

What happened?

Clearly, a mistake was made.

CASTOLE decided to confront the bully.

It’s not very nice to shoot a ganker cat.

He She demanded JUSTICE.

At first, it appeared Denenair would not make amends.

However, CASTOLE insisted on reparations.

She even invoked the Saviourette of Highsec.

This was serious stuff.

Denenair Khashour gradually realized the truth.

CASTOLE loves to shoot miners.

Nobody likes miners…

Gankers are pretty cool!

CASTOLE made a 49000% profit.

Catalina Talks Trash

TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online

Recently, we encountered an observer.

Catalina Asanari had something to say.

We’ve heard this before!

It never gets old…

I encouraged her to calm down.

Local chat thought she was hyperbolic.

Catalina Asanari > you gonna come to null???
Catalina Asanari > id love to find you there.. lol
Cassian Vale > now you’re just getting desperate
Aiko Danuja > Why dont you just try a permit?
Catalina Asanari > the devs never put it in the game .
Admiral Jackson Wolfe > Hi Aiko Danuja
Monika Hrastin > this is like when my parents got home and started yelling at each other 🙁
Yes Mr Cheng > i wish my parents would come home

I tried to just keep it real.

However, Catalina kept doubling down on negativity.

She poured out endless salt.

I believe in quality over quantity.

Catalina believes in sheer vitriol.

What if we reversed roles?

When you think about it, I’m not so bad.

She was as bad as that other guy!

Catalina wanted me outOUTout.

Eventually, I ganked something in the adjacent system.

Catalina wasn’t happy when I came back.

Apparently, I’ve met Catalina before (but I don’t remember)…

She kept crying for a full week.

That’s kind of crazy!

Eventually, she suggested I commit suicide.

That’s right.

Final Post of the Blog Forever

This post sponsored by: Alberta Pure

Delightfully unbalanced, with just a hint of salt.

They call it courage anger in a bottle.

oH BOY…

Tick tock!

Welp, this is the end of me.

Mission Accomplished!

-RIP-

So long, and thanks for all the memories.

That’s right.

That’s right…

Everything go bye-bye.

I have no idea how to backlog a blog?

Any moment now…

Here it comes!

Are you ready?

You got this, big boy.

No cringe here.

Farewell to one and all!

The truth always comes out.

What happened next?

At least he gave a ‘sincere’ apology.

Like, for real.

Like, ok.

Ya know what I mean?

Please drink responsibly.

Seek help.

“It is plain that a life which includes deep resentment
leads only to futility and unhappiness. To the precise
extent that we permit these, do we squander the hours
that might have been worth while. For when harboring such feelings we shut ourselves off from the sunlight of the Spirit. The insanity of alcohol returns and we drink again.”

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