Category: revenge

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #252

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #251

I love to help.

Oh boy.

What a game.

This guy spent days bumping only the most obvious Safety. Orcas, and yet nobody knows who we are? In fact, we are nothing like the old CODE, we just act like the exact same people.

“I run a… mining corp aimed at new players… whose entire existence supports MY efforts…”

I never read all my mail.

Some miners are desperate.

They sure do write a lot.

Yes, they are from me…

That’s right.

“Don’t be the last man standing in that dying, anti-ganking alliance full of egotists obsessed with power and control, who hated James and hate the Code. Those 4 anti-gankers who form the rotten core of Safety. People are going to assume you approve and support these people and their actions…”

Miners are positively mental.

$100 gets you $1’000’000’000 – easy instant winnings.

Cheerzah brav!

“Dude, thank you very much for what you do! I went to WWIG, saw these tears because of the destroyed Venture, and my mood immediately became better.“

I Know Hawk

Hawk gets a lot of big kills.

Meanwhile, Drummer lost a shuttle…

…and a pod.

‘Agent’ Drummer shared a secret.

In fact, she is a ‘ganker’…

…with powerful friends in Highsec.

That’s right.

Let’s ask!

Ok then…

Some miners are crazy.

Wing clip is a real EvE corporation.

Is Agent Drummer a real character?

What a loon!

Drummer is one of those 2006 permafails.

She’s gonna get me.

That’s right…

Even other miners dislike Drummer.

At least I made a friend!

Isn’t that right?

Rookie Salt

Why kill corvettes?

I gank for fun, not isk.

If you don’t like it, whatever.

We are here for entertainment.

The true measure of a kill is the salt.

Any gankbear can get yet another killmail.

I’ve got tens of thousands (more than you).

So no, I’m not sorry.

Some people will never understand.

It’s not about isk (or slot plug count).

It’s about actual FUN in EvE Online.

I’m a real gankerette.

Unfortunately, some people are never happy.

They literally sit there for hours.

That drives them crazy.

What will happen next?

Actually, maybe I should make a website?

This sounds like content!

Oh wait, there’s more?

That’s right.

That’s right!

That’s right…

Until next time…

Welcome back!

To be continued?

Oh look, this miner did a cloak trick…

That’s incredible.

Anyways…

That’s why we gank miners.

Simo’s Third Mining Permit

Listening to: Gonna Get Back

Simo’s First and Second Mining Permits

I sell a lot of permits.

I’m an irl space celebrity.

Simo bought permits for Ikao and Piekura.

For some reason, he decided to mine in Kamio?

Something went terribly wrong!

His space lawyer explained miner rights.

So simo appealed his conviction.

This is the art of a deal.

I even gave free Sirseshin access.

Simo also upgraded from Third to First Class.

It’s all in the CODE.

“No miner can be lawfully ganked unless they are given a full advance warning, with a 60 second truce allowing them to dock up safely. Second Class citizens receive 120 seconds, and First Class citizens enjoy 300 seconds.”

That’s fair, right?

Everything makes perfect sense.

Later, simo discovered a multibot.

Maybe he will start ganking?

That’s right.

<=COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU=>
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<Hrothy’s Salty Gankbear Tears>

You know I don’t play right

I’m gonna get back when I feel like

I’ll put up a good fight

Uh huh, uh huh

#WINNING

Cheerzah bravs!