Nabjorn Amatin > I am quiting this game I forgot it was full of assholes congrats though on not being able to make it in the real world Captain BeerMonster > calm down miner Nabjorn Amatin > I have quit its ok, the gank just remined me that assholes exsist in this game as they no longer have a refuge anywhere else
PLOT SUMMARY: Our anti-hero, Erotica 1, permabanned from EvE Online, wipes the sweat from his brow. “Eureka!”, he exclaims whilst committing securities fraud, selling fake cryptocurrency NFTs in order to purchase CCP and unban himself. This would prove to the courts, that Erotica 1 is a successful businessman. Along the way, he planned to make a trillion isk, through a legitimate galactic bank.
As an initial first step, he exploited his own IRL infant daughter, and tried to recruit a few EvE players.
His ‘friends’ were concerned.
Surprisingly, the scam worked.
Erotica (aka Justin) sold an NFT buy-in to his first mark, rounding $5000 up to $30000, with the expectation of future profits.
This is a story of sex, crypto, federal law, and crazy.
Remember the good old days, when Zazz still played EvE Online, after James 315 ragequit two years before?
Haha. Remember that time The Aggressor dunked James, who spent eight (8!) years writing a therapy blog, before disappearing, just like he did after his previous hobby involving… political content?
Me and James 315, we agree on politics like Ocasio-Cortez and Mitch. However, the old turtle has been dead for years. His CODE. was a tea party, astroturfed by George, which collapsed when the bubble burst. I am more sophisticated than that. By applying the principles of Hari Seldon, the Order has evolved into a grassroots autocracy.
Many battles, she emerged victorious, Leaving her foes feeling notorious.
#SouthSide
Bards don’t hiphop for Zazz.
James was a funny man, but I’m not.
I’m just here to help.
Some miners yearn for the old Minerbumping, with Annie Frank who on September 6, 2018, said “You did really good work. I really appreciate your new and different post. Please guys keep it up and share with us some unique post in the futureMenmy shopCar Stereo Double Din Android Player Hyepersonic Double Din Player Hyundai Creta Double Din Player CBSE open school cbse private banzaraon journeyAdj online.”
James always believed in me, even if Zazz lost faith.
I don’t think this is funny.
Who writes erotic fanfic about me and James, in the belt?
I get it… This is an ‘origin’ story.
Grrr. Hulksgarrrrr hathat. Hulkgeddon SMASH
“Praise Aiko!” is reverberated throughout the entire starbase, again and again, as the fleet takes off. Today, the miners will be hunted. Today, the miners will once again know fear.
CABO4EVER > mack, realy? CABO4EVER > CAME ALL THE WAY JUST TO SAY hi TO cabo? CABO4EVER > PEOPLE, THIS IS A GANKER
Hello CABO.
CABO4EVER > you tried to kill my mack..remember? CABO4EVER > CONCORDE? CABO4EVER > OFCOURSE, WHAT HAD YOU EXPECTED? CABO4EVER > its high sec, mate..
CABO was pleased to collect killrights.
CABO4EVER > 26 days 26 days..23 days…26 days.. have the time, dont worry:) i amwatching you ALL…every step… Zopiclone > activate my killright CABO4EVER > i could be your daddy , son… CABO4EVER > perhaps grandpa…kid.. Zopiclone > Please activate the KR on me CABO4EVER > you wont be in a CAT, promissed..when you go BOOOOMMM! ill be camping out there when you are in your shiny BS…..KAAABBBOOOOOOMMM!1
Other miners were not impressed.
Rozo Druprime > lol he’s so stupid Ellena Saisima > miners have no teeth so he wont actually do anything CABO4EVER > it said i could bring friends…and thats what i am going to do.. but only when it hurts, realy hurts, lmao Eyghynouel en Thielles > he accused me of being a “ganker” and i’ve only been playing for a week Rozo Druprime > lol yeah he’s a retard, ignore him. CABO4EVER > you read about those agents that can locate any player anywhere, right? and surprisely….KAAABBOOOMMM, BANG YOU R DEAD, LMAO!!!! CABO4EVER > LMAO
CABO is a lonely miner.
CABO4EVER > i have no one to talk to..cause of those filthy gankers 🙁 lets buried the axe, come harvest with me Rozo Druprime > not even his “friends” want him in their corps. he’s looking for a new mining corp cause he got kicked out of all the other ones lol CABO4EVER > i am a miner, not a fighter…:)
[01:01:52] MUHU001 > я бы тебе денег перевел 10 милиона [01:01:56] MUHU001 > дибил [01:04:08] Destiny Corrupted > Вы должны купить разрешение на перевозку [01:04:18] Destiny Corrupted > 100KK ))) [01:05:34] MUHU001 > я новенкий откуда я знаю где покупать я играю 6 день и лечу откуда начал [01:06:16] Destiny Corrupted > Ваши великие лидеры начали эту войну [01:06:35] Destiny Corrupted > Мы только защищаем себя [01:06:57] MUHU001 > меня ваша война не интересует
Uh…
MUHU001 > I’m new how do I know where to buy I play 6 days and fly from where I started
MUHU was just a newbro.
MUHU001 > and what do you want me to raise money for a new powerful ship and also start fighting against you Destiny Corrupted > A war that is going very badly for you! MUHU001 > I’m not interested in your war
MUHU was not interested in his own wars.
Even when his alliance is the aggressor…
MUHU001 > I’m just upgrading the character Destiny Corrupted > I’m just doing my job MUHU001 > that’s mean
However, he vowed to fight back against meanies.
MUHU001 > I can also fly on my armagidon and destroy all passing ships and no one else will pour into your system MUHU001 > I realized only one thing for myself, if I die, I will hunt too and 6 people can join
He promised to hunt Destiny.
MUHU001 > I repeat to you again, we are not all of us beginners on day 6, if it goes on like this, we will start hunting MUHU001 > and our yel will not be an industry but a bounty hunt
He was serious.
MUHU001 > you are very mistaken if I bought armagidon and other beginners mind enough, believe me, I’m not a child MUHU001 > how better to ship the ship, you would not rush to your conclusions it can become a boomerang for you
Destiny is finished!
MUHU001 > next time I’ll go there to you if I heal, I will destroy and fly not alone but in a group MUHU001 > you finished the game MUHU001 > and everyone will know about it you will be outcasts MUHU001 > a squeak to you and not to seal, you can give normal people just like that
POP QUIZ: How do you say asteroid slave farmers in Russian?
Destiny Corrupted > There is no one in your “group” except asteroid slave farmers MUHU001 > suck then silently Destiny Corrupted > Get your whole fleet over here right now MUHU001 > suck silently I said MUHU001 > sheep pissed
MUHU was getting excited.
Destiny Corrupted > You talk a lot but do little MUHU001 > talk less suck more, you will suck Destiny Corrupted > It will be even more embarrassing when I destroy your entire fleet while I suck MUHU001 > AAAAAAA SUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCKING
It was a special time.
MUHU001 > FUCK FUCK ME Destiny Corrupted > Where is the fleet? MUHU001 > SILENT FURTHER SUCK MUHU001 > YOU PLAY FOR 14 YEARS AND SUCH FUCK NICESH YOU UNDERSTAND FUCK
Ozran Heti Jaynara > sargon already took 750 from me Aiko Danuja > i am not sargon Ozran Heti Jaynara > isk after completetion Aiko Danuja > Payment due in advance. Ozran Heti Jaynara > not agian cant fool me twice
Challenge accepted!
Aiko Danuja > As I said Aiko Danuja > Payment due in advance. Ozran Heti Jaynara > well aparently when payed in advance things dont get completed Aiko Danuja > This is not a debate. If you want me to do something, you need to pay. Complaining about someone else doesn’t convince me of anything. Ozran Heti Jaynara > ok well dont think we are going to get an agreement the penuts are a matter of principle Aiko Danuja > On principle, I do not work for free.
We reached an impasse.
Ozran Heti Jaynara > he will rage you will love it and you will be praised and payed Aiko Danuja > I’ve heard that before. Ozran Heti Jaynara > u know u want to Aiko Danuja > I don’t know that. Ozran Heti Jaynara > yes you do i gave 750 to sargon as a taste Aiko Danuja > I am not Sargon. Ozran Heti Jaynara > i tottally believe you
Fortunately, Ozran found faith.
Ozran Heti Jaynara > he just was in a troll mood he blocked and will not complete contract Aiko Danuja > That’s your problem. I am not doing it for free. Aiko Danuja > Why would I believe you? Ozran Heti Jaynara > because i love you Ozran Heti Jaynara > of coarse 🙂 Aiko Danuja > If you love me so much, you’ll pay.
Checkmate!
Ozran Heti Jaynara > i can wait but will this be done today i like to watch 🙂 Ozran Heti Jaynara > hes still out mineing on moon Ozran Heti Jaynara > just send mail when complete Ozran Heti Jaynara > o/
