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My name is Aiko Danuja.
Previously, Jonkkonen talked trash.
I’m always available if a miner wants to chat.
My racket enraged him.
He was big mad.
This boy a lot to say.
He suggested several ways for me to commit suicide.
That’s right.
I hope he’s feeling ok.
Later, Jonkkonen’s dad found out about his outburst.
It’s been a real learning experience.
I finally finished watching that new show.
Local was full of idiots.
They were jealous of our free time.
I guess they are content.
I decided to undock and check it out.
Suddenly CONCORD (and gate guns)!
That’s right.
I accepted their generous offerings.
Carebears aren’t very good at PvP.
I hope they had fun.
Miners are kinda weird.
A few moments later…
=BONUS KILLMAIL=
Later that evening…
That’s right.
I’m the best!
=LIVE BLOG CONTINUES=
What a game…
In EvE Online, there’s always more to the story.
o7 capsuleers!
=MOMENT OF TRUTH=
Listening to: Kill the Farmer
Newbros have a lot of questions.
Here’s a little tip for new gankers.
Ventures are way more fun than freighters.
Miners sure do cry a lot.
I hope they all quit the game.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Many miners are seeking employment (irl and in-game).
Unfortunately, they don’t have any skills.
Regardless, we don’t need miners.
Plot Twist: He didn’t want to mine anyways.
Another bad attitude bear.
What will he do next?
That’s right.
That’s right!
=BONUS SALT=
Stay Safe!
Highsec is a dangerous place.
Transphobic racist ‘Christian’ valfurian saraki vowed revenge.
This time, he had a cunning plan.
April ‘Short’ Skirt (not a trannie) was eager to help.
valfurian was pleased with the plan.
He remembered his encounter with that bwitch Aiko Danuja.
This time, he would be ready for her.
After a week, he got the weapons online.
Soon, it would be time…
Can you guess what happened next?
NO PEEKING!
Are you ready?
Ready or not, here we come!
Did you guess correctly?
That’s right.
Can you guess what happened next?
That’s right.
To be continued…
Miners die all the time.
Then they make wild threads threats.
Afterwards, they always go crazy.
What did he say? Hint: Miners love blowjobs!
Newbro Yukee Pm offered some words of wisdom.
You won’t find this content playing EvE Online via Reddit!
Upon reflection, Paderno decided my channel is pretty cool.
Why Was I Ganked? is where the greatest players in the game…
…listen to miners cry about their fate.
That’s right.
Yesterday, we enjoyed some mining essays.
Would I have the last laugh?
Sepathori vowed to vanquish the gankers.
He declared eternal wares upon me (and the website of ridicule).
Would CCP end ganking forever and ever?
Doubt…
That’s right.
That’s right!
Silly bears.
o7 capsuleers!!!
A lot of people like my music.
My teeth are pretty sharp, as you will see…
One day, a miner decided to talk trash about Art Gravy (he died irl).
Such miners need to die.
Fortunately, I’m a cunning little jackal.
Isn’t that the truth?
Is it time?
That’s right.
I’m the best.
That’s right!
Here’s a bonus video.
Now you know why they call me Aiko Danuja.
More Plenitude Alliance content coming soon!
He wasn’t a happy miner.
What happened?
Illegal mining is not tolerated in sacred Amarr!
This ethic has been consistent for millennia.
All miners must be extirpated (this is your warning).
Silly bears always threaten revenge.
They also try to scam us.
Firsty of, if an ignoremus doesn’t leasrn, then he gets blowonged!
Will they ever obey the law?
Some people are just out of touch with reality.
That’s right… go in flames…
xD
PLOT TWIST: He let me kill him?
CHATGPT SAYS…
Indeed.
Miners love to get revenge.
Sparticus Raveclaw vowed to defeat his nemesis, Amy Pollard.
Raveclaw, reminds me of Rageclaw…
What a silly bear!
It’s a familiar story.
He doesn’t want to pay.
I tried to explain the merits of compliance.
It’s a pretty good deal!
However, this miner has ‘princibles’.
He would have cooperated, if only we asked…
Fortunately, I am a peacemaker.
The revenge was cancelled.
However, next time he would be ready (with friends)!
I guess he’s a fan?
I think some of these miners like me.
Another happy ending!
Maybe he will join us?
That’s right.
