Category: revenge

Miner’s Feud

TITUS8 > frankes being a major asshole

The boys were fighting again.

What happened?

Two miners, one belt…

TITUS8 > Frank vanWulfen you are so emotional

Frank vanWulfen > TITUS8 are you fear any Bumper or why are you need 2 Orcas?
TITUS8 > dont be all stupid ass again
Frank vanWulfen > what up Master of Mining?? are you only abe to Autocintroll your ships today again?

It was a regular bump-off.


Titus brought two Orcae, so Frank brought two Machariels.

What would happen next?

TITUS8 > imma just got get my ships and bump his ass

Both miners appealed to witnesses (get it?).

TITUS8 > 1 bill to gank him… lols
TITUS8 > you fear hence the skiffs
Frank vanWulfen > every Times lies
TITUS8 > 1 bill if you ganke him

Every story has two sides.

Frank vanWulfen > TITUS8 you think to kick me every time we meet in the Ass…

Frank vanWulfen > i may gonna go back to the last Things we did to you …
TITUS8 > like i dont fucking care

They were having fun in EvE Online.

TITUS8 > you pay gankers for permits, get ganked, then hate on miners
TITUS8 > your a fucking complete retard bro
Frank vanWulfen > well send the Wind and you get back the Storm
TITUS8 > place the balls on your teeth, and inhale

What a game.

TITUS8 > so stop the gay mach shit, or i will go get 5 and bump butt fuck you and your mom/dad
TITUS8 > id totally fuck his dadx and his mom
TITUS8 > hes german, he knows what its like

That’s right.

That’s right!

=POSTSCRIPT=

Jonkkonen’s Apology

My name is Aiko Danuja.

Previously, Jonkkonen talked trash.

I’m always available if a miner wants to chat.

My racket enraged him.

He was big mad.

This boy a lot to say.

He suggested several ways for me to commit suicide.

That’s right.

I hope he’s feeling ok.

Later, Jonkkonen’s dad found out about his outburst.

It’s been a real learning experience.

Antiganking Fail

I finally finished watching that new show.

Local was full of idiots.

They were jealous of our free time.

I guess they are content.

I decided to undock and check it out.

Suddenly CONCORD (and gate guns)!

That’s right.

I accepted their generous offerings.

Carebears aren’t very good at PvP.

I hope they had fun.

Miners are kinda weird.

A few moments later…

=BONUS KILLMAIL=

Later that evening…

That’s right.

I’m the best!

=LIVE BLOG CONTINUES=

What a game…

In EvE Online, there’s always more to the story.

o7 capsuleers!

=MOMENT OF TRUTH=

Krig’s Korner, Episode 27

Krig’s Korner, Episode 26

Stay Safe!

Highsec is a dangerous place.

Transphobic racist ‘Christian’ valfurian saraki vowed revenge.

This time, he had a cunning plan.

April ‘Short’ Skirt (not a trannie) was eager to help.

valfurian was pleased with the plan.

He remembered his encounter with that bwitch Aiko Danuja.

This time, he would be ready for her.

After a week, he got the weapons online.

Soon, it would be time…

Can you guess what happened next?

NO PEEKING!

Are you ready?

Ready or not, here we come!

Did you guess correctly?

That’s right.

Can you guess what happened next?

That’s right.

To be continued…

Interesting Rage Texts

Miners die all the time.

Then they make wild threads threats.

Afterwards, they always go crazy.

What did he say? Hint: Miners love blowjobs!

Newbro Yukee Pm offered some words of wisdom.

You won’t find this content playing EvE Online via Reddit!

Upon reflection, Paderno decided my channel is pretty cool.

Why Was I Ganked? is where the greatest players in the game…

…listen to miners cry about their fate.

That’s right.

Aiko Wins Again!

A lot of people like my music.

My teeth are pretty sharp, as you will see…

One day, a miner decided to talk trash about Art Gravy (he died irl).

Such miners need to die.

Fortunately, I’m a cunning little jackal.

Isn’t that the truth?

Is it time?

That’s right.

I’m the best.

That’s right!

Here’s a bonus video.

Now you know why they call me Aiko Danuja.

More Plenitude Alliance content coming soon!