Bait Freighter

I am live blogging the Why Was I Ganked? channel.

Kethiera Imanin lost a freighter, and she’s not mad.

She’s a space lawyer.

Someone made a serious mistake…

…and there are going to be consequences.

It was actually a bait freighter.

She tricked us all.

Now we are getting reported.

We are in big trouble.

Kethiera is a big fish, and she’s reporting to bigger fish.

What will we do?

Watch out gankers…

Don’t fall for a bait freighter!

*****LIVE UPDATE*****

Kethiera is famous now.

She loves her soapbox.

What a goofus.

Right?

CHAT LETS GO (pop off)

My alliance is doing well.

You love my -10 stats.

Lately, I’ve been expanding.

Highsec gankers are doing better than nullsec titanbears.

We are a top tier alliance.

Some people are salty about our success.

The wraiths are hungry.

Never go full Ward.

You’ll look stupid (and salty)!

Some people gank Orcas, and some people are Bingo cards.

It must suck to know I have no life, and can play EVE every day. 

If you are gonna trash talk me, make sure not to trash talk yourself.

Hm!

Viirilithizu always knows how to cheer me up.

Previously, Ward wanted killmails…

Now, he doesn’t want them!

Does Ward sound like a salty meme to you?

I wonder if he will stop ranting?

I wish I knew how to do real PvP.

Thanks for helping me write a blog post.

Stay in touch!

I’m glad you are content.

Seriously though…

Meltdowns are forever.

Okay?

I have my doubts!

Boris Goes Bananas, Part 3

Boris Goes Bananas, Part 1

Previously, in EVE Online… a miner died (thrice).

Boris was dismayed, because his lesbian aunt is a Highsec ganker.

These are actual screenshots of EVE Online gameplay.

Like many miners, Boris doesn’t care about mining.

Losers just love to explain how they still don’t care.

I’m happy to listen.

I am Aiko, Princess of the Forest…

…and Slut of Copenhagen.

I look forward to hearing from you.

What a game…

We will get to Paradise – and you will all just die!
V.V.Putin

Boris sure trolled me.

I’m a scary girl!

Boris Goes Bananas, Part 2

Previously, in James 315 Space… Boris lost another Retriever.

:TRIGGER WARNING:
EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT (AND RACISM) IN EVE ONLINE

Aveve needs to learn how to take clear screenshots.

Doesn’t that look better?

Regardless, this is good stuff.

In EVE Online, Boris roleplays as a Christian miner.

He is persecuted, by homosexual terrorists.

Someday, if he can afford a boat, he will fight the dog fuckers.

I don’t want Boris to get banned. I find this entertaining!

Boris, you crazy Russian!

To be continued…

Nope

Yesterday, we stared into the abyss.

Was this the end of the galaxy?

Novus Ordo antigankers tried to report gankers for pulling, but the EVE community came together and defended our Highsec traditions.

All is well!

We celebrated by exploit dunking in Uedama.

Here’s a video!

In other news, an Orca had a Safety incident.

Safety inspectors are investigating.

Let’s examine the SRP request.

Ah, I found the problem…

You were trying to run your own business.

Safety first, always!

Troll me better

Hey there.

We are the most powerful alliance in the galaxy.

Trust is the most valuable commodity in EVE Online.

If you don’t believe me, this could be you.

Just calm down.

Yikes, never go full Ward.

Oof.

It’s just a game, until you are crying in local, two years later.

Haha, it’s funny.

What a crazy retard.

Like, for real.

I don’t even want to laugh at you.

I can’t help it though.

Here’s an official endorsement from CODE.

I’m still on the team.

That’s right.

The end of zoriad

zoriad had a little problem.

His spaceship was melted, by neutron radiation.

It was a special ship, with a special purpose.

Unfortunately, he broke the law.

zoriad was dead, and it was his own fault.

Like most miners, zoriad denied his true mining nature, and insisted that he was just practicing with an exploration industrial.

Now it was time to quit the game, forever.

Like most miners, zoriad is dying of cancer.

It had taken a full month to build his ship.

Now he could never expore again.

Goodbye zoriad.

Luci Gotti Criesalot

Previously, we learned about Luci Gotti, and the ice assassins.

Here are some logs!

Luci Gotti > you use macros
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee
Luci Gotti > you use macros
Goose Lee > Gf
Luci Gotti > you hit f1 on 25 accounts within .05 seconds

Luci accused the geese of cheating.

Goose Lee > My hands are fast
Luci Gotti > no they arent
Luci Gotti > IP checked
Luci Gotti > all one IP
Cyras The Virus > I smell BS, how did you “IP Check” that many accounts that fast…

He did IP checks to prove it.

Goose Lee > Stay dead noob
Luci Gotti > server timer tick check
Luci Gotti > .05 seconds
Luci Gotti > within the same tick
Luci Gotti > of eve servers you hit f1 25 times
Luci Gotti > from the same IP address
Luci Gotti > you think im a noob LOL

Luci knows a macro hack when he sees it.

Luci Gotti > you cheated
Goose Lee > I cheated you from your loot
Luci Gotti > his 25 accounts are on one computer
Luci Gotti > one IP address
Luci Gotti > f1 25 times in .05 seconds
Luci Gotti > yeah, no one can hit that many f1’s
Goose Lee > My guns are actually on F2
Luci Gotti > marco users
Luci Gotti > macros
Luci Gotti > yeah all of them
Goose Lee > dead

Lee suggested that Luci submit a ticket.

Goose Lee > File a complaint to CCP
Luci Gotti > yeah, youre a dev huh
Luci Gotti > you are arent you
Luci Gotti > you work for CCP
Goose Lee > They will say, “Hello Luci Gotti, You’re a moron.Thanks”

However, Luci knows that Goose Lee is CCP Goose.

Goose Lee > I’m not a dev nor do I work for CCP.
Goose Lee > I’m just a player
Luci Gotti > you cheated
Luci Gotti > bro youre botted
Luci Gotti > you hit f1 25 times fater than a human can
Luci Gotti > hit f2 25 times in less than 0.1 seconds bro
Goose Lee > What can I say, my hands are just really fast
Luci Gotti > you are cheating bro
Luci Gotti > how can you lock and fire 25 accounts in under 2 seconds
Luci Gotti > with a 1.6 seconds lock tim LOLOL
Luci Gotti > try it
Luci Gotti > ITS NOT POSSIBLE
Goose Lee > What is my IP
Luci Gotti > stop trying to convince me when we all know you botting bro
Luci Gotti > you are using macros and repeaters and all sorts of crap
Goose Lee > So report us to CCP if we’re cheating
Luci Gotti > i dont care what you say bro, logic, and proof shows you are

With logic and proof, Luci made his case.

Luci Gotti > you are a dev, and your job is to cause spending which is illegal, or you are macro using HS ganker LOL
Luci Gotti > bro, you cheat, and bot, and use macros, on 25 accountsd to high sec gank LOLOL
Luci Gotti > i can explain it
Luci Gotti > bro hes macro botting
Cyras The Virus > no he is not…
Luci Gotti > and 50 acoutns
Luci Gotti > macro;’d botted
Luci Gotti > Goose Lee hey goosde i fucked you mom
Goose Lee > I fucked your freighter
Luci Gotti > Goosie, i fucked you sister too and your mom at the same time LOL
Luci Gotti > it was insestual
Luci Gotti > report me
Luci Gotti > for having insest weith your mom and sister LOL

Luci’s argument was most reasonable.

Goose Lee > I think you’re mad
Luci Gotti > come on man
Luci Gotti > am i harassing oyu?
Luci Gotti > am i harassing you bro?
Luci Gotti > i put your sister on top of your mom
Luci Gotti > then fucked them both
Luci Gotti > macro using chump
Luci Gotti > your cheating LOL
Luci Gotti > it wont matter, i’ll get all my stuff back from CCP, simply because you cheated
Luci Gotti > but hey, you are they type of person who cheats in a 18 year old video game in HIGH SEC
Luci Gotti > hey your mom sucks goast dick
Luci Gotti > LOL
Kapitane Bombardiero > well that is rude

This is who antigankers support.

Luci Gotti > you cheated LOL
Luci Gotti > you used a macro
Luci Gotti > you locked 25 ships within 1 second
Luci Gotti > not possible
Luci Gotti > then you fired on all 25 accounts within .05 seconds
Luci Gotti > again not possible
Luci Gotti > you are a cheater and you cheat, to fight non war ships in high sec
Luci Gotti > your that low LOL
Luci Gotti > and i fucked you mom and your sister on top of each other
Luci Gotti > cause you’re a cheter

That’s cool, I guess. You can do what you want in the sandbox.

Luci Gotti > i can agent locate you and follow you around
Luci Gotti > you fucking moron
Goose Lee > I live in Odin
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > sorry was that spamming
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > im spamming bro
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?

I’m glad to be on the winning team.

Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Taibhse Dom > If you guys manage to catch one of my freighters coming through please remind me not to bitch about being stupid likt that idiot
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?

Nobody likes a windowlicking moron crybaby.

Ice Assassin

Luci Gotti lost a freighter.

So he sent an assassin to kill Sargon.

The assassin was a ganker, but not a very good one.

My elite antigankers always win, with 0 damage.

Afterward, there were some emails.

I guess the assassin is also an ice miner?

Remember, bulkheads go around your cargo hold, not inside it.

There’s really only one response.

It’s guaranteed to get a response.

Always!

F Off!

Miners are always happy to see me.

I’m their best friend (and their legal guardian).