It’s not easy being a miner.
Now you understand the truth.
Stay SAFE!
That’s right.
Still Going
Category: Tears
That’s Right
That’s right!
Safety Cringe
Keep crying.
Hahahaha Safety, lol lmao!
Miners are often surprised.
Some gankers gank for fun.
What’s wrong with that?
o7 capsuleers!
NO
Just say NO to miners.
Tough love is the LAW.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Kill them all.
Miners are P
Welcome to EvE Online.
It is a strange roleplay.
Sometimes, I encounter peaceful miners.
This generally goes well.
The miners sure have a lot to say.
Everybody has a great time!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Local Chat
I get noticed.
My name is literally Aiko Danuja.
That’s right.
That’s right…
That’s right!
\o/
Miner Questions
Carebears ask a lot of dumb questions.
They seem rather confused.
Why do you think?
It’s an interesting question.
A real mystery.
Here’s a thought.
I’m the best!
So I can do as I please.
Why shouldn’t I?
Have fun!
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #361
Let’s read some mail!
Thanks for the free isk.
That was a good deal.
“EvE is no side slut of mine… I am a man who simply loves the meditative peace of mining…”
I don’t know what they are on about.
I think he’s begging me to let him mine AFK?
Anyways, I get a lot of crazy mails, most of which I never read.
Here’s a nice one from years ago.
Sometimes, I get complaints…
Ok….
Oh my!
Now why would he do that?
Well, this has been quite a tale.
I’m glad he approves!
Looks great!
Maybe I’ll read some more mail soon!
o7 capsuleers…
Aiko Eats a Donky
Aiko Danuja is the best player in the history of EvE Online.
That’s pretty neat!
Boys love what I do.
I think it’s fun to play.
I wonder what I will do next?
At least he isn’t mad.
He sure had a lot to say…
I guess he roleplays as a salty dog?
What a silly bear.
I’ve heard it all before…
o7 capsuleers!
Aiko Danujoke
Miners are bad at EvE Online.
So we purify them unto extirpation.
Recently, Blood Raiders visited ruination upon the J-bears.
Vulpecula Volans gave a riveting war speech.
His fleet was overwhelmed by a Childrens Orphanage Charity event.
It was a terrible slaughter.
The time for training was over.
Afterward, I returned to Highsec.
It was the same as always.
That’s right.
That’s right!
