Tears – ‎James 315 Space

Final Post of the Blog Forever

This post sponsored by: Alberta Pure

Smooth and balanced, with a hint of salt.

They call it ~~courage~~ anger in a bottle.

oH BOY…

Tick tock!

Welp, this is the end of me.

Mission Accomplished!

-RIP-

So long, and thanks for all the memories.

That’s right.

That’s right…

Everything go bye-bye.

I have no idea how to backlog a blog?

Any moment now…

Here it comes!

Are you ready?

You got this, big boy.

No cringe here.

Farewell to one and all!

The truth always comes out.

What happened next?

At least he gave a ‘sincere’ apology.

Like, for real.

Like, ok.

Ya know what I mean?

Please drink responsibly.

Seek help.

“It is plain that a life which includes deep resentment
leads only to futility and unhappiness. To the precise
extent that we permit these, do we squander the hours
that might have been worth while. For when harboring such feelings we shut ourselves off from the sunlight of the Spirit. The insanity of alcohol returns and we drink again.”

=BEHIND THE SCENES=

=AUDIENCE REACTION=

Crying in Local

This is Post #1500!

The miners are starting to know their place.

That’s called ‘cope’.

What will the miners do next?

I guess they’ll just whine about ‘harassment’.

o7 quitters!

EvE Online: Player Reviews, Part 1

Newbros have a lot of questions.

Here’s some answers from the veterans on Steam.

I should make this a regular series.

I think I shall.

Steam basically has their own version of a salt blog.

No kidding?

FACT: Ganking turns boredom into fun!

FACT: Mining is a waste of time.

Some people want EvE to be PvE.

It’s not an easy game.

Only a true socialpath can succeed in this galaxy.

It’s a fun game, if you enjoy killing miners.

It’s not a fun game if you are a miner.

It’s not a fun game if you are a bigot.

TLDR: Gankers are cool. Nullsec is safer than Highsec.

Any questions?

That’s right.

I love EvE Online!

Aiko 69

Who’s the greatest ganker of them all?

Hint: It’s Aiko Jasmina Danuja.

That’s right.

I know exactly what they need.

They love it!

You know what I mean?

That’s right.

o7 capsuleers…

=AUDIENCE REACTION=

That’s right!

Support Me

My name is Aiko Danuja.

That’s right.

Everybody loves me (I am the State).

I’m making a real difference.

I’m not going anywhere.

THANK YOU FOR BEING SO SUPPORTIVE!

Would you like to know more?

Here’s a neat FACT.

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers!

Miner’s Feud

TITUS8 > frankes being a major asshole

The boys were fighting again.

What happened?

Two miners, one belt…

TITUS8 > Frank vanWulfen you are so emotional

Frank vanWulfen > TITUS8 are you fear any Bumper or why are you need 2 Orcas?
TITUS8 > dont be all stupid ass again
Frank vanWulfen > what up Master of Mining?? are you only abe to Autocintroll your ships today again?

It was a regular bump-off.

Titus brought two Orcae, so Frank brought two Machariels.

What would happen next?

TITUS8 > imma just got get my ships and bump his ass

Both miners appealed to witnesses (get it?).

TITUS8 > 1 bill to gank him… lols
TITUS8 > you fear hence the skiffs
Frank vanWulfen > every Times lies
TITUS8 > 1 bill if you ganke him

Every story has two sides.

Frank vanWulfen > TITUS8 you think to kick me every time we meet in the Ass…

Frank vanWulfen > i may gonna go back to the last Things we did to you …
TITUS8 > like i dont fucking care

They were having fun in EvE Online.

TITUS8 > you pay gankers for permits, get ganked, then hate on miners
TITUS8 > your a fucking complete retard bro
Frank vanWulfen > well send the Wind and you get back the Storm
TITUS8 > place the balls on your teeth, and inhale

What a game.

TITUS8 > so stop the gay mach shit, or i will go get 5 and bump butt fuck you and your mom/dad
TITUS8 > id totally fuck his dadx and his mom
TITUS8 > hes german, he knows what its like

That’s right.