I enjoy meeting miners.
They always need help!
Really?
If you live long enough, I’ll kill you for sure.
Best of luck!
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 bros…
Helpful
Category: Tears
In System
Occasionally, alert miners catch a glimpse of perfection.
They stand up straighter when I’m around.
Who is the most interesting person in all of history?
I guess I’ve always been this way.
Suddenly, Aiko Danuja (again)!
I can tell they are having fun.
Some feel quite dizzy, as they admire me.
I hope they feel better soon.
o7 capsuleers!
Griefer Masquerade
I’m the number all time aint-griefer.
These miners have me figured out.
They often discuss me in local.
They also chat with my alts.
We love ganking, and they know it.
I’m an actual space princess.
Every miner deserves my Safety.
It’s not like I’m a two bit thug.
My rules are quite fair.
I am the Amarr government.
That’s right.
Extra Bonus Aiko
That’s right!
My name is Aiko Danuja.
As a new player, I’ve learned a lot about EvE Online.
Miners are poors.
They always cry a lot.
They are bads.
They don’t deserve to mine.
For such a new player, I’ve been doing this a long time.
Apparently, I run the most popular channel in the game!
Sources say, I’m the best.
Cheerzah brav!
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #356
I don’t read my mail.
It’s just a lot, and I’m busy.
People report stray Orcas…
Sometimes, I hear from MiniLaw.
I like to hear from long dead miners.
I wish I had time to read it all.
Miners sure have a lot to say!
Should I respond?
What will people come up with next?
I guess they’ve had an exciting year.
Hey, maybe if you write me….
…I might even respond!
That’s right.
\o
Stand Up in Uttindar
Highsec is a SAFE space.
Miners are just dying to meet us (haha).
Our next guest is HAZZIK.
#sad
Carebears never take personal responsibility.
It’s the old “I’m just a poor miner” defense.
Facing bankruptcy and eviction, he tried a new career.
It’s miner’s night at the club.
What a funny guy.
He should have bought a mining permit.
Ba dum tss.
We are top tier players, and that’s no joke.
Well, I hope he had fun.
o7 capsuleers!
Merry Hallow EvE
Listening to: Beware, Beware
Oh thanks.
Seasons Greetings to all!
I’m all dressed up and ready to go.
You love it.
This year, we celebrate by ganking Highsec miners.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Yria is Syria, Part 6
Listening to: Silent Justice
Some miners talk a lot of trash.
One day, one of my ex-fiancés returned to EvE Online.
Then he invited all his alts to punish the bullies.
They crossed our red line!
These are consequences, which will never be the same.
Do bigots deserve acts of counterbullying?
The carebears tried to intimidate us.
This was going to be a multibox war crowd dispersal.
When it was all over…
Who do you think won?
That’s right.
Silent Company got bumped off our moons.
To be continued…
Deep Thoughts
Some miners mine a lot.
Others do not.
That’s right.
In EvE Online, you can be whatever you want to be are.
I’m a vampi space princess.
Some people are into that.
That’s right.
Gem Collecting
Why do we gank them?
Enjoy a fat paragraph.
This one is a ‘philosophy miner’.
They are crazies (irl).
For real, fr.
They often like to negotiate.
I just hope he enjoyed EvE Online.
Now he’s quitting forever (again).
That’s one point for Team Safety!
Zero points for everyone else.
Oh wait, there’s more…
This is BONUS content.
Behold, an antiganker is born…
Are you keeping score?
That’s right!
He even learned a little CODE. history.
He also met our favourite little princess.
Some guys are into me.
They remember me for the rest of their life.
He won in his own little way.
o7 capsuleer!
