Category: Tears

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 56

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Mission Ready Mining (MRMNG) had a problem.

They were inviting griefers, faster than they could kick them.

Rapid recruitment inflated CEO Gai Heiyuu’s narcissistic grandeur.

Big shoutout to Aiko (that’s me), for telling the story.

“And so Tweeps, Kalorned, and [no longer alive, ghosted out of history] continued, day after day, to pile alts into MRMNG.  [Gai Heiyuu] held a belief that Assistance Group was a front for the [now long dead] Marmite Collective alliance… We decided to indulge this paranoid delusion, and Kalorned’s alt joined Marmites with the blessing of Papa Tora Bushido.”

Meanwhile, Gai continued to try and lead the ‘new’ players.

There was a lot of confusion.

Experienced newbro Envoy volunteered to help out.

True leaders need neither appointment nor promotion.

There were several lucky winners that day!

-=BEHIND THE SCENES=-

To be continued…

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #252

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #251

I love to help.

Oh boy.

What a game.

This guy spent days bumping only the most obvious Safety. Orcas, and yet nobody knows who we are? In fact, we are nothing like the old CODE, we just act like the exact same people.

“I run a… mining corp aimed at new players… whose entire existence supports MY efforts…”

I never read all my mail.

Some miners are desperate.

They sure do write a lot.

Yes, they are from me…

That’s right.

“Don’t be the last man standing in that dying, anti-ganking alliance full of egotists obsessed with power and control, who hated James and hate the Code. Those 4 anti-gankers who form the rotten core of Safety. People are going to assume you approve and support these people and their actions…”

Miners are positively mental.

$100 gets you $1’000’000’000 – easy instant winnings.

Cheerzah brav!

“Dude, thank you very much for what you do! I went to WWIG, saw these tears because of the destroyed Venture, and my mood immediately became better.“

Rookie Help

TRIGGER WARNING: EvE ONLINE

I like to play a game.

I answer noob questions, faster than the carebears.

I’m good at this.

That’s right.

I like to have fun.

I’m a pillar of the community.

That’s right.

New players love to cry and beg for help.

I set them straight.

Ylewen > Don’t get mad, go farm vespar !

One day, I met Ylewen.

Ylewen > yeah, so ppl multiboxing with like 20 accounts, he waited me outside my filament T3 (i was in a Safe spot in Muvolailen) wtf, i just lost 600M gg

That same day, he died.

Duke Governor Konna > Ylewen ouch
Aiko Danuja > the things we have to do 🙁
ISD Bird > Ylewen Yeah, that is called getting “ganked”
Gia Domni Cassini > Ylewen thats a thing
NitRam2205 > Ylewen get a good
Ylewen > they was like
Ylewen > 20

They was like 20.

That’s right.

Ivory Harcourt > Ylewen this is a PVP game
Ylewen > I do not call that “PVP”
Ylewen > ppl are cirnge
Ylewen > fk of
Ylewen > I do not call that “PVP”
Ylewen > 1v20
ISD Bird > pvp could also mean “player vs people”
Tahoora Tsour Niam > Aiko Danuja o7

New players struggle to accept reality.

Callie Khornate > Ylewen You chose to fly what you couldn’t afford
Gia Domni Cassini > Ylewen multiboxing is allowed.
ISD Bird > Ylewen That is called being ganked
Ylewen > its shouldnt be allowed
Avelmarle Shouna > people don’t need your consent to kill you
ISD Bird > EVE Forums: Player Feedback & New Features if you have a suggestion make it here
Sara Seraph > become a ganker yourself
Corporal Fillip > Aiko Danuja hey, Aiko

I love to help.

Aurie Aurgnet > Aiko Danuja give some advice for the newbies.
Aiko Danuja > i recommend new players try pvp instead of mining
Ylewen > All liars

Disgusted, Ylewen filed a complaint.

What do you think he said?

He sure had some interesting ideas.

Now it’s up to 30 accounts!

Did you think Ylewen is an innocent new player?

Doubt!

Cat Sky’s Big Wanring

Everybody loves Cat Sky.

He’s an absolute manchild.

What’s he up to these days?

Still mining!

That’s right.

As a variety streamer, Cat is familiar with toxic gameplay.

So he warned us against the dangers of Safety.

Nobody likes “those James-hating Code traitors.”

Cat Sky has become a gang starr mentor.

Incredible.

He’s some kind of addled philosopher.

Do you think Cat Sky is AFK?

Is PvP in EvE Online a real sin?

Who can judge?

Oh well.

Cheerzah brav!

Rookie Salt

Why kill corvettes?

I gank for fun, not isk.

If you don’t like it, whatever.

We are here for entertainment.

The true measure of a kill is the salt.

Any gankbear can get yet another killmail.

I’ve got tens of thousands (more than you).

So no, I’m not sorry.

Some people will never understand.

It’s not about isk (or slot plug count).

It’s about actual FUN in EvE Online.

I’m a real gankerette.

Unfortunately, some people are never happy.

They literally sit there for hours.

That drives them crazy.

What will happen next?

Actually, maybe I should make a website?

This sounds like content!

Oh wait, there’s more?

That’s right.

That’s right!

That’s right…

Until next time…

Welcome back!

To be continued?

Oh look, this miner did a cloak trick…

That’s incredible.

Anyways…

That’s why we gank miners.

The Psycho in SICO, Part 2

The Psycho in SICO, Part 1

There’s a bad boy in EvE Online.

The miners talk about him in local.

He sounds like a big space bully!

What can be done?

Technically, SICO is allied to AO.

A Supreme Officer investigated the ice anomaly.

Alas, even the best friendships can go awry.

Will these old friends bump into each other again?

To be continued…