Highsec Miner Grab Bag #360

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #359

I get a lot of fan mail.

They are impressed by my LGBTQ friendly animal-rights alliance.

All the best legions are affiliated.

I give each miner the attention they deserve.

Praise Me!

I like to share my favourite verse.

Isn’t that the truth?

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers!

You cocksucker! You cancer-ridden piece of shit, you test-tube-born, pathetic, cum-guzzling faggot—if I ever met you in real life, I’d shove your head up your own ass so you could lick yourself clean, you cancer-ridden faggot, you mangy little brat!!!

Leaving AO

Hunter Parker had a problem.

He was in a bad alliance.

Hunter Parker > and ive got 12 kill rights

At first, he tried to bully his way through Highsec.

Aiko Danuja > Hunter Parker why u doing killrights on me???
Hunter Parker > why do you think?
Good Girl Kara > you are hateful
Aiko Danuja > its rude

So I tried to reason with him.

Aiko Danuja > ok remove the killright
Hunter Parker > first 700mil
Hunter Parker > then ill remove it
Aiko Danuja > don’t try to scam me miner

He was a greedy little bear.

Aiko Danuja > you don’t know who i am apparently
Hunter Parker > i dont
Aiko Danuja > They call me Aiko Danuja
Hunter Parker > ahhh your the ceo of a 20 person corp well done

He mocked my small alliance.

Suddenly, he saw the truth!

Good Girl Kara > pretty much sums it up
Hunter Parker > fuck it does thanks for showing me that i fucking dont want to be apart of that
Aiko Danuja > Hunter Parker do u want to gank with us?
Aiko Danuja > ill send u a fleet invite

So we all decided to be friends.

Hunter Parker > i happy to fly with you guys just not kill anyone
Sargon Of Amerish > hey if you can fly a gila aiko says we do need someone that can use a pve ship

We formed a combined PvP/PvE fleet.

Aiko Danuja > I LOVE MY MOM THIS PIZZA IS SO GOOD
Hunter Parker > ok hold on let me buy the ship
Aiko Danuja > lets go TEAM
Hunter Parker > also will i get a % of anything?

Once again, he tried to extort me.

Hunter Parker > im omw now btw
Hunter Parker > also im in a proteus
Hunter Parker > not a gila
Hunter Parker > this is the fit i used when i did l4 missions lol

He also changed ships, without asking the FC’s permission.

Hunter Parker > it has get more dps
Sargon Of Amerish > whats your ehp?

Unfortunately, his new ship could not handle the incoming damage.

Hunter Parker > haha
Sargon Of Amerish > is it ZERO?

At least he finally left that terrible alliance.

That’s right.

That’s right!

07 capsuleers!

A Little Roleplay

Miners notice me.

I’m a legend in my own time.

They often have something to say.

Sometimes, they are less philosophical.

I always tell them to buy a permit.

I think they like me.

I consider them fans.

That’s right.

That’s not right.

Welcome to EvE Online!

…but wait, there’s more.

I will always be me.

Here is some wisdom.

Miners are idiots.

o7 capsuleers!

Bot Battle Championship

=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=

Well, hello there.

People love what I do.

Returning quitters know my name.

They even know my alts!

I must be doing something…

Let’s see the latest thing I done did.

Oh look, another botfarm.

Sad to see…

EvE Online sure has a lot of bots.

I just kill them all.

You love it!

That’s right…