Hi there.
It’s me.
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I must like the attention.
That’s right.
That’s right!
I’m the best.
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High Aiko Danuja
It’s me, Aiko Danuja!
Like it or not, this is the best EvE Online blog.
New players love it.
They are all so sweet and innocent.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Time Well Spent
My name is Aiko Danuja.
In EvE Online, I roleplay as Mary Gankins.
Everybody has alts.
Permits are always required by law.
We have been helping new citizens.
The minnners are starting to understand.
Every gank is an opportunity to communicate.
That’s right.
That’s right!
100 Billion Isk Club
Miners are often surprised to encounter me.
Suddenly Aiko!
It’s definitely worth it.
James 315 is gone, and that’s for the best.
Centuple o7 to you Dog2424!
How do you make isk in EvE Online?
Is that right?
That’s right.
I’m on FIRE!
Modern Mining
I’ve sold a lot of mining permits.
Recently, I found an interesting idea in the suggestion box.
I can accommodate these requests.
Tired of that old Fifth Class mining permit?
Modern mining permits are ON SALE now!
That’s right.
Upgrade today, and mine with modern comfort and style!
NICE!
VERY NICE!!
Where is the Mack?
My Pickup Gang continues to roam Highsec.
Who will we pick up next?
A likely target…
Get picked on!
Flamguard found himself at the local licensing office.
Fortunately, he knew a few Goon agents.
Can you guess what happened next (NO PEEKING).
Are you ready?
That’s right.
Suddenly, our story took a familiar turn…
Did you guess correctly?
Aiko Danuja was ready to help (again).
Another satisfied customer!
=BONUS CUSTOMER SERVICE=
We don’t do contracts.
I love this game!
That’s right.
What a paranoid miner!
He got what he deserved.
Makinav Gone)))
I sell a lot of mining permits.
Even the Galactic Lords of Darkness pay rent to me.
не надо = “no need” / “don’t”
пож = shorthand for “пожалуйста” (“please”)
I even sell permits in lowsec.
Bet you didn’t think I’d go there!
“Happy heroes killed a simple miner!!!”
“Glory to the heroes!”
I’m the happiest heroin.
“I didn’t attack anyone, I’m a miner :(”
Aw, he’s just the saddest miner.
Fortunately, I sold him a mining permit.
Then I sold him a Tegheon Access Pass…
That’s right.
He just had one question.
“So I take it I won’t be seeing Makinav anymore?”
Here is my response.
The LAW
My name is Aiko Danuja.
I am the heart and soul of Highsec.
Ah, but mining permits are 150 million isk…
The facts are self-evident.
It’s true.
In EvE Online, I’m doing very well.
That’s right.
Safety Forever!
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Miners Cry
Local is a safe space for Aikoplay.
I’m soo HOT! (She’s on Fire)
That’s right (that’s right).
This game sure can get expensive.
Let’s check it out…
Hm, better than expected…
EvE Online sure has a lot to offer…
Something is always happening (to them)!
Nobody likes a moon destroyer.
I’m gonna get them all.
Such loss will never be replaced.
Isn’t that the truth?
Consequences are forever!
Now let’s see if ChatGPT can turn this into a song…
Whalecum
Oh boy, here I come!
It’s not easy being a miner.
Another satisfied customer?
That’s right!
Aiko Danuja > Kill: Whalecome (Gila) Kill: Whalecome (Capsule)
Whalecome > so your permits are worthless eh? good to know
Aiko Danuja > permits are not worthless, that’s rude
Whalecome > I got one and you still kill me, seems pretty worthless
I decided to be nice.
Aiko Danuja > Since you are a newbro, i will replace your gila for 300 million isk
Whalecome > I have a hard time beleiving that if I send you money again, since you didn’t honor the permit for which I already paid for, that you’ll honor anything but for shits and giggles lets see what happens, maybe jokes on me
Let’s see what happens?
So far so good!
Aiko Danuja > do you want the Gila in Amarr or Jita?
Whalecome > whatever is easiest for you m’lady
Can you guess what happened next?
Oh, okay!
I’m really good at what I do.
This is actual witchcraft.
Some girls know how to cast a money spell.
It’s fun when boys send pitiful little messages.
I don’t think he understands.
What happened to him?
