EvE Online: Player Reviews, Part 1

Newbros have a lot of questions.

Here’s some answers from the veterans on Steam.

I should make this a regular series.

I think I shall.

Steam basically has their own version of a salt blog.

No kidding?

FACT: Ganking turns boredom into fun!

FACT: Mining is a waste of time.

Some people want EvE to be PvE.

It’s not an easy game.

Only a true socialpath can succeed in this galaxy.

It’s a fun game, if you enjoy killing miners.

It’s not a fun game if you are a miner.

It’s not a fun game if you are a bigot.

TLDR: Gankers are cool. Nullsec is safer than Highsec.

Any questions?

That’s right.

I love EvE Online!

Winning EvE

Oh, hey there…

Let’s find out!

I’m winning EvE Online.

Can you guess what happens next?

Yep.

It’s easy to get rich quick.

I’m too good hot to fail.

How do you PLEX your accounts?

Good luck!

That’s right.

I know exactly what I’m doing.

Let’s see how a man would approach this situation…

Check out this neat trick!

We aren’t done…

Well, that was fun.

Cheerzah brav.

Any questions?

Where is the Mack?

My Pickup Gang continues to roam Highsec.

Who will we pick up next?

A likely target…

Get picked on!

Flamguard found himself at the local licensing office.

Fortunately, he knew a few Goon agents.

Can you guess what happened next (NO PEEKING).

Are you ready?

That’s right.

Suddenly, our story took a familiar turn…

Did you guess correctly?

Aiko Danuja was ready to help (again).

Another satisfied customer!

=BONUS CUSTOMER SERVICE=

We don’t do contracts.

I love this game!

That’s right.

What a paranoid miner!

He got what he deserved.