Category: Sales

Elie Buys a Hulk

Previously, the blog shut down forever and ever.

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

I recently made a new friend.

Elie would not stay silent.

However, he was rather romantic.

What a guy.

He had a lot to say.

He also had a few demands.

I decided to offer a guarantee.

All he wanted was a free ship.

I put him in touch with a delivery agent.

We’ve seen this pattern before.

I call this the 30 10 30 trick deal.

This is how it works.

There’s a lot of math.

After several protests, he paid.

Finally, Elie understood.

This is a sunk cost fallacy.

Backward Ns indeed.

I guess we are all done here.

I assume he got what he wanted deserved.

Another satisfied customer!

He was proud of his new permit.

I suppose something was lost in translation…

Any last questions?

Any at all?

I was happy to explain.

=DEEP THOUGHTS WITH ELIE=

EvE Online: Player Reviews, Part 1

Newbros have a lot of questions.

Here’s some answers from the veterans on Steam.

I should make this a regular series.

I think I shall.

Steam basically has their own version of a salt blog.

No kidding?

FACT: Ganking turns boredom into fun!

FACT: Mining is a waste of time.

Some people want EvE to be PvE.

It’s not an easy game.

Only a true socialpath can succeed in this galaxy.

It’s a fun game, if you enjoy killing miners.

It’s not a fun game if you are a miner.

It’s not a fun game if you are a bigot.

TLDR: Gankers are cool. Nullsec is safer than Highsec.

Any questions?

That’s right.

I love EvE Online!

Winning EvE

Oh, hey there…

Let’s find out!

I’m winning EvE Online.

Can you guess what happens next?

Yep.

It’s easy to get rich quick.

I’m too good hot to fail.

How do you PLEX your accounts?

Good luck!

That’s right.

I know exactly what I’m doing.

Let’s see how a man would approach this situation…

Check out this neat trick!

We aren’t done…

Well, that was fun.

Cheerzah brav.

Any questions?