Welcome to EvE Online.
Today, we are ganking miners.
I’m making a real difference.
People are into that.
This can get pretty intense.
How much will you give?
It’ll never be enough…
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7
Happy 9/11
Category: Sales
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #361
Let’s read some mail!
Thanks for the free isk.
That was a good deal.
“EvE is no side slut of mine… I am a man who simply loves the meditative peace of mining…”
I don’t know what they are on about.
I think he’s begging me to let him mine AFK?
Anyways, I get a lot of crazy mails, most of which I never read.
Here’s a nice one from years ago.
Sometimes, I get complaints…
Ok….
Oh my!
Now why would he do that?
Well, this has been quite a tale.
I’m glad he approves!
Looks great!
Maybe I’ll read some more mail soon!
o7 capsuleers…
Another Day, Another Death Threat
Miners say some crazy stuff.
They also ask a lot of dumb questions.
Fortunately, they love Safety.
Mining permits are now just 200 million isk each!
How high can we go???
Tipping is always encouraged…
I am a full service provider.
I’ll take whatever you have.
Some miners need a little convincing.
Afterward, they get to change their bio!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Aiko the Best
Some people say I’m a witch.
They aren’t wrong about that.
Want to see a fun trick?
I offer every miner the same deal.
It’s not hard to understand.
I’m the best.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Winning EvE
I’m winning a game called EvE Online.
They win by losing.
I find this acceptable.
Highsec is a strange place…
Sometimes, they get an attitude.
So we have to put them down.
We are all having fun.
I hope everybody is having fun?
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers…
Kazry’s Return
Kazry was a bad boy.
Kazry > i ran with the bandidos for a number of years
He sure talked a lot of trash.
He kinda liked me.
Then he went to the big house.
It’s been a long time!
Welcome back, big guy!
Plot twist: He still likes me…
I’m doing better than ever!
Everybody loves Aiko.
That’s right.
I’m the best!
Stay out of trouble…
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #359
We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.
I get a lot of email.
They also write my friends.
I’m not sure what they are going on about.
Everybody has something to say.
I really don’t know what to say.
What does it mean?
I guess that makes sense…
They just assume I understand.
I receive many interesting offers.
This can be very lucrative!
That’s right.
That’s the plan.
Isn’t that special?
Here’s a long one…
Bro, I don’t speak Polish.
Why not?
Naturally, I explained my lawful CODE.
He didn’t like the answer!
Goddess Aiko
My name is Aiko Danuja.
Everybody thinks I’m great.
Objectively, I’m the best player in the history of EvE Online.
I was voted “coolest hottest best of the best”!
I also made an elite top tier PvP alliance!
That’s right.
Just read these customer testimonials!
That’s right!
Many miners purchase multiple permits!
I think it’s kinda funny…
o7 capsuleers!
Absolute Justice
Listening to: High-Sex Assassin
Do mining permits work?
Of course…
Mining permits are on sale now!
That’s right.
Make sure to obey the LAW!
o7 capsuleers…
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
=POINT AND COUNTERPOINT=
Neato Mosquito
I am the best!
A lot of people agree.
In EvE Online, I just roleplay as myself.
That’s right.
That’s right…
Really?
Good luck to you, capsuleer!
