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Highsec Miner Grab Bag #359

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #358

ALERTO! ALERTA! ALERTI!

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

I get a lot of email.

They also write my friends.

I’m not sure what they are going on about.

Everybody has something to say.

I really don’t know what to say.

What does it mean?

I guess that makes sense…

They just assume I understand.

I receive many interesting offers.

This can be very lucrative!

That’s right.

That’s the plan.

Isn’t that special?

Here’s a long one…

Bro, I don’t speak Polish.

Why not?

Naturally, I explained my lawful CODE.

He didn’t like the answer!

Goddess Aiko

My name is Aiko Danuja.

Everybody thinks I’m great.

Objectively, I’m the best player in the history of EvE Online.

I was voted “coolest hottest best of the best”!

I also made an elite top tier PvP alliance!

That’s right.

Just read these customer testimonials!

That’s right!

Many miners purchase multiple permits!

I think it’s kinda funny…

o7 capsuleers!

CASTOLE Gets Tagged

Listening to: DJ Blyatman

Recently, CASTOLE got griefed in Jita.

What happened?

Clearly, a mistake was made.

CASTOLE decided to confront the bully.

It’s not very nice to shoot a ganker cat.

He She demanded JUSTICE.

At first, it appeared Denenair would not make amends.

However, CASTOLE insisted on reparations.

She even invoked the Saviourette of Highsec.

This was serious stuff.

Denenair Khashour gradually realized the truth.

CASTOLE loves to shoot miners.

Nobody likes miners…

Gankers are pretty cool!

CASTOLE made a 49000% profit.

Elie Buys a Hulk

Previously, the blog shut down forever and ever.

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

I recently made a new friend.

Elie would not stay silent.

However, he was rather romantic.

What a guy.

He had a lot to say.

He also had a few demands.

I decided to offer a guarantee.

All he wanted was a free ship.

I put him in touch with a delivery agent.

We’ve seen this pattern before.

I call this the 30 10 30 trick deal.

This is how it works.

There’s a lot of math.

After several protests, he paid.

Finally, Elie understood.

This is a sunk cost fallacy.

Backward Ns indeed.

I guess we are all done here.

I assume he got what he wanted deserved.

Another satisfied customer!

He was proud of his new permit.

I suppose something was lost in translation…

Any last questions?

Any at all?

I was happy to explain.

=DEEP THOUGHTS WITH ELIE=

EvE Online: Player Reviews, Part 1

Newbros have a lot of questions.

Here’s some answers from the veterans on Steam.

This sounds fun!

I think I shall.

Steam basically has their own version of a salt blog.

No kidding?

FACT: Ganking turns boredom into fun!

FACT: Mining is a waste of time.

Some people want EvE to be PvE.

It’s not an easy game.

Only a true socialpath can succeed in this galaxy.

It’s a fun game, if you enjoy killing miners.

It’s not a fun game if you are a miner.

It’s not a fun game if you are a bigot.

TLDR: Gankers are cool. Nullsec is safer than Highsec.

Any questions?

That’s right.

I love EvE Online!

Winning EvE

Oh, hey there…

Let’s find out!

I’m winning EvE Online.

Can you guess what happens next?

Yep.

It’s easy to get rich quick.

I’m too good hot to fail.

How do you PLEX your accounts?

Good luck!

That’s right.

I know exactly what I’m doing.

Let’s see how a man would approach this situation…

Check out this neat trick!

We aren’t done…

Well, that was fun.

Cheerzah brav.

Any questions?