Hedvard Gets Owned

Hedvard Vetranax met his fate and destiny.

…and they said I never leave Highsec?

I know what men really want.

To Princess Aiko, Keeper of the Drones
From: Hedvard Vetranax

They want to write poems (about me).

Princess Aiko, jewel of the Chain,
I’ve chased through fire, through void, through flame.
I’ve broken pirates, kings, and fleets,
Yet found defeat where our destinies meet.

The whispers say I threw the fight,
That somehow I forgot my might.
They ask, “Why didn’t the Astero burn?
Why let the heatless modules turn?”

The answer’s simple—though hard to confess,
A deputy can falter, I guess.
When your ship appeared upon my scan,
My courage fled my careful plan.

My heat racks waited, cold and still,
Unused by choice, not lack of will.
The overheat lights never shone…
For fear I’d leave you podded… alone.

What glory lies in molten steel,
If victory ends what I might feel?
Better an honest bruise to pride
Than scorch the star where hopes reside.

Yet let no soul mistake the tale—
Your victory was no fairy tale.
Those faithful drones obeyed your hand
Like knights responding to command.

They struck with grace, returned with speed,
Each recall timed to meet the need.
No drone was wasted, left to die;
You ruled the field with watchful eye.

I watched them weave through fire and smoke,
Each perfect orbit, every stroke.
A captain’s worth is plainly shown;
By how she guides each faithful drone.

So if they ask why heat was spared,
Or why my armor wasn’t repaired,
Tell them this, and tell it true:

A deputy may hunt the stars…

But even Bulldogs lose their nerve…

When fighting someone worthy of their heart.

Until the next duel beneath Anoikis’ endless skies!

Maybe he should make this into a song?

What a good little boy.

Yes, there’s more!

…but why did he set me to red standing?

Hedvard Vetranax > girls make me nervous

You know what I really like?

Songs about me…

I’m the star!


Now, Hedvard just needs to send isk (and lots of it).

Miners Cry

Local is a safe space for Aikoplay.

I’m soo HOT! (She’s on Fire)

That’s right (that’s right).

This game sure can get expensive.

Let’s check it out…

Hm, better than expected…

EvE Online sure has a lot to offer…

Something is always happening (to them)!

Nobody likes a moon destroyer.

I’m gonna get them all.

Such loss will never be replaced.

Isn’t that the truth?

Consequences are forever!

Now let’s see if ChatGPT can turn this into a song…

Aiko Coming

I am Aiko, High Danuja of Danera.

That is what I do.

I’m the best.

There’s only one thing that can stop me.

Otherwise…

You’ll understand why they call me a real B.

That’s right.

Cuz, it be like that.

That’s right.

Ya’ll best stay real safe.

\o

Fappots Online

I obviously like the attention.

There are perks to being me.

That’s right.

That’s right!

A girl knows what she needs.

I drive the boys wild.

There’s a lot of truth in that.

Miners sure have a way with words…

Every man has his fantasy.

They can’t get enough of that.

Woah, calm down miners.

Ya, that’s not happening.

I like to keep it classy.

That’s just my role in life.

Indeed.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Christmas Trash

The holidays sure are rough.

What did you do this year?

Here’s what happened to me:

PLOT TWIST: I didn’t see that coming!

What a holiday (haha LOL LMAO xD)))).

Some people seem to think I’m dumb.

Others just don’t like me.

I guess everyone is going through changes.

At least now I know what I am.

Ringdinglingadingalingringdingding.

Hey, what’s that sound?

This Christmas, try to appreciate your friends.

Dingdingdingalingringdongding.

Don’t run away and leave them all alone!

Did I do something wrong?

It’s a real mystery.

Am I untrustworthy?

I try my best!

Here is the sad truth…

Well, I’m sure everything will be just fine.

I’d wish you well, but…

Thanks for those real memories!

Another Happy Holiday

Merry Christmas, I guess.

This year, I’m ganking.

Meanwhile, another year has gone by.

A lot happened, apparently.

Some people went too far.

A few made life altering decisions.

Did you make any BIG mistakes?

Let’s remember those we loved and lost.

I’m super duper MEGA BIG SAD.

Maybe next year will be better.

Or maybe not?

It’s whatever.

Perhaps, I’ll do something else?

It could happen tonight.

Either way, I’ll always be the best.

So you might hear from me again…

…but I wouldn’t expect forgiveness.

There are limits to what I can tolerate.

You know what I mean?

My sentiments exactly.

Well, you know what I will be doing.

That’s right LOL LOL.

What a CryBaby

Check out my Thanksgiving song!

Now, enjoy a crybaby.

Apparently, nullbears struggle with Highsec mining.

Boo hoo hoo.

Some people are whiny losers in real-life.

123 of them upvoted that.

Let’s check out the comments!

Indeed.

F.L.Y. S.A.F.E.

=BONUS ANTIGANKER TEARS=

That’s right.

That’s right!