Keep crying.
Hahahaha Safety, lol lmao!
Miners are often surprised.
Some gankers gank for fun.
What’s wrong with that?
o7 capsuleers!
Safety Cringe
Month: September 2026
NO
Just say NO to miners.
Tough love is the LAW.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Kill them all.
Miners FIGHT BACK
Until next time…
Miners are P
Welcome to EvE Online.
It is a strange roleplay.
Sometimes, I encounter peaceful miners.
This generally goes well.
The miners sure have a lot to say.
Everybody has a great time!
That’s right.
That’s right!
How to Sell a Mining Permit
It’s this easy.
Your isk/hr may vary.
o7 capsuleers!
Why Kill Miners?
Why do I kill Highsec miners?
It’s not hard to understand.
I am a force of nature.
Every miner encounters me.
They flee in great terror.
My name is Aiko Danuja (cute dramatic music).
That’s right.
That’s right!
Local Chat
I get noticed.
My name is literally Aiko Danuja.
That’s right.
That’s right…
That’s right!
\o/
REVENGE
This is a true story from EvE Online.
Recently, I ganked a miner.
SUG-MACHINE HALA vowed to hunt me down.
Leys go!
What is happening?
That’s right.
He’s winning.
That’s right!
Now I’m in trouble.
He’s hired a mercenary.
That’s right…
Miner Questions
Carebears ask a lot of dumb questions.
They seem rather confused.
Why do you think?
It’s an interesting question.
A real mystery.
Here’s a thought.
I’m the best!
So I can do as I please.
Why shouldn’t I?
Have fun!
Happy 9/11
Welcome to EvE Online.
Today, we are ganking miners.
I’m making a real difference.
People are into that.
This can get pretty intense.
How much will you give?
It’ll never be enough…
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7
