June 2026 – ‎James 315 Space

Crying in Local

This is Post #1500!

The miners are starting to know their place.

That’s called ‘cope’.

What will the miners do next?

I guess they’ll just whine about ‘harassment’.

o7 quitters!

EvE Online: Player Reviews, Part 1

Newbros have a lot of questions.

Here’s some answers from the veterans on Steam.

This sounds fun!

I think I shall.

Steam basically has their own version of a salt blog.

No kidding?

FACT: Ganking turns boredom into fun!

FACT: Mining is a waste of time.

Some people want EvE to be PvE.

It’s not an easy game.

Only a true socialpath can succeed in this galaxy.

It’s a fun game, if you enjoy killing miners.

It’s not a fun game if you are a miner.

It’s not a fun game if you are a bigot.

TLDR: Gankers are cool. Nullsec is safer than Highsec.

Any questions?

That’s right.

I love EvE Online!

Aiko 69

Who’s the greatest ganker of them all?

Hint: It’s Aiko Jasmina Danuja.

That’s right.

I know exactly what they need.

They love it!

You know what I mean?

That’s right.

o7 capsuleers…

=AUDIENCE REACTION=

That’s right!

In LOVE with AIKO

Are you looking for romance in EvE Online?

Shozarar Basa Sarain > you can kill me all you want take my MTUs

Shozarar Basa Sarain > It may be little but it gget the job done.

Shozarar met that special someone…

Shozarar Basa Sarain > Ever princess need someone like me.

Every miner has a fantasy.

Shozarar Basa Sarain > What do you like about your self?
Aiko Danuja > BEING THE BEST
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Whats the real you like?
Aiko Danuja > IM STILL THE BEST
Shozarar Basa Sarain > True

That’s right.

Shozarar Basa Sarain > Just the thought of you will keep me awake.
Aiko Danuja > You think about me?
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Sine you killed me yes. Every day since.

At first, Shozarar tried hearts.

Yep.

There was a lot of that.

We actually had ~~a lot~~ one thing in common.

Shozarar Basa Sarain > So what you do for fun?

Oh, and gardening (or the lack thereof)!

What we had was really special.

I’m the best!

He even named his new mining ship after me.

Shozarar Basa Sarain > Theres only one sit so you have to sit on my lap hope that ok.

Isn’t that sweet?

Shozarar Basa Sarain > Ill do anything for you.
Aiko Danuja > what a good boy

Every man needs a permit.

Shozarar Basa Sarain > We should do a moive night?
Aiko Danuja > you just want to get close to me
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Well yes

Omg, he asked me on an internet date!

Shozarar Basa Sarain > A nice glass of red wine, a candle or two, and capellini
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Capellini tossed in a rustic tomato sauce with garlic, olive oil, and fresh vegetables, served with a glass of red wine by candlelight.
Shozarar Basa Sarain > And if we do are date night I send you the money

Eventually, he had to face reality.

Sad!

Shozarar Basa Sarain > I was ganked yes, did I know yall would do that no, did die by you yes. Dont care
Aiko Danuja > You definitely care.
Shozarar Basa Sarain > I only care about you.
Shozarar Basa Sarain > you like jazz?
Aiko Danuja > I DON’T DATE MINERS
Shozarar Basa Sarain > What about coffee?

Or not…

Shozarar Basa Sarain > And im not a miner
Shozarar Basa Sarain > im 35
Aiko Danuja > ur the worst
Shozarar Basa Sarain > and ur the best
Aiko Danuja > I HATE YOU
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Ill be here if you want to talk

Have you had an experience like this?

I’ll literally take the shirt off your back.

You aren’t the only one…

o7 capsuleers!

=BONUS MUSIC=

https://suno.com/song/75def031-c36d-457e-b847-215fd4c83c96?sh=sCgMOHk4trCKHjEM

Happy Aiko Day

We interrupt our regularly scheduled content to bring you a post of supreme importance.

Everybody loves Aiko.

People are starting to understand.

I’m the best!

That’s right.

So today, we celebrate Aiko Day.

Everybody is feeling that Aiko spirit.

It’s a real holiday.

On the first Aiko Day, I declared war upon the Minnies.

By the second Aiko Day, I had my first nightmare!

James 315 subsequently declared this to be a state holiday.

He used this time to reflect upon the future of warfare.

As a prophet of Aiko, James foresaw the future.

This was a rather long essay…

Some people say James liked to get really high.

I certainly do!

Well, that concludes our Aiko Day festivities.

That’s right!

Support Me

My name is Aiko Danuja.

That’s right.

Everybody loves me (I am the State).

I’m making a real difference.

I’m not going anywhere.

THANK YOU FOR BEING SO SUPPORTIVE!

Would you like to know more?

Here’s a neat FACT.

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers!

Miner’s Feud

TITUS8 > frankes being a major asshole

The boys were fighting again.

What happened?

Two miners, one belt…

TITUS8 > Frank vanWulfen you are so emotional

Frank vanWulfen > TITUS8 are you fear any Bumper or why are you need 2 Orcas?
TITUS8 > dont be all stupid ass again
Frank vanWulfen > what up Master of Mining?? are you only abe to Autocintroll your ships today again?

It was a regular bump-off.

Titus brought two Orcae, so Frank brought two Machariels.

What would happen next?

TITUS8 > imma just got get my ships and bump his ass

Both miners appealed to witnesses (get it?).

TITUS8 > 1 bill to gank him… lols
TITUS8 > you fear hence the skiffs
Frank vanWulfen > every Times lies
TITUS8 > 1 bill if you ganke him

Every story has two sides.

Frank vanWulfen > TITUS8 you think to kick me every time we meet in the Ass…

Frank vanWulfen > i may gonna go back to the last Things we did to you …
TITUS8 > like i dont fucking care

They were having fun in EvE Online.

TITUS8 > you pay gankers for permits, get ganked, then hate on miners
TITUS8 > your a fucking complete retard bro
Frank vanWulfen > well send the Wind and you get back the Storm
TITUS8 > place the balls on your teeth, and inhale

What a game.

TITUS8 > so stop the gay mach shit, or i will go get 5 and bump butt fuck you and your mom/dad
TITUS8 > id totally fuck his dadx and his mom
TITUS8 > hes german, he knows what its like

That’s right.