In LOVE with AIKO

Are you looking for romance in EvE Online?

Shozarar Basa Sarain > you can kill me all you want take my MTUs

Shozarar Basa Sarain > It may be little but it gget the job done.

Shozarar met that special someone…

Shozarar Basa Sarain > Ever princess need someone like me.

Every miner has a fantasy.

Shozarar Basa Sarain > What do you like about your self?
Aiko Danuja > BEING THE BEST
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Whats the real you like?
Aiko Danuja > IM STILL THE BEST
Shozarar Basa Sarain > True

That’s right.

Shozarar Basa Sarain > Just the thought of you will keep me awake.
Aiko Danuja > You think about me?
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Sine you killed me yes. Every day since.

At first, Shozarar tried hearts.

Yep.

There was a lot of that.

We actually had a lot one thing in common.

Shozarar Basa Sarain > So what you do for fun?

Oh, and gardening (or the lack thereof)!

What we had was really special.

I’m the best!

He even named his new mining ship after me.

Shozarar Basa Sarain > Theres only one sit so you have to sit on my lap hope that ok.

Isn’t that sweet?

Shozarar Basa Sarain > Ill do anything for you.
Aiko Danuja > what a good boy

Every man needs a permit.

Shozarar Basa Sarain > We should do a moive night?
Aiko Danuja > you just want to get close to me
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Well yes

Omg, he asked me on an internet date!

Shozarar Basa Sarain > A nice glass of red wine, a candle or two, and capellini
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Capellini tossed in a rustic tomato sauce with garlic, olive oil, and fresh vegetables, served with a glass of red wine by candlelight.
Shozarar Basa Sarain > And if we do are date night I send you the money

Eventually, he had to face reality.


Sad!

Shozarar Basa Sarain > I was ganked yes, did I know yall would do that no, did die by you yes. Dont care
Aiko Danuja > You definitely care.
Shozarar Basa Sarain > I only care about you.
Shozarar Basa Sarain > you like jazz?
Aiko Danuja > I DON’T DATE MINERS
Shozarar Basa Sarain > What about coffee?

Or not…

Shozarar Basa Sarain > And im not a miner
Shozarar Basa Sarain > im 35
Aiko Danuja > ur the worst
Shozarar Basa Sarain > and ur the best
Aiko Danuja > I HATE YOU
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Ill be here if you want to talk

Have you had an experience like this?

I’ll literally take the shirt off your back.

You aren’t the only one…

o7 capsuleers!

=BONUS MUSIC=

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