Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Nobody cares about the CSM.
There’s better content in EvE Online.
What do people actually care about?
Aiko Danuja is the only one who matters.
That’s right.
A lot of people have been thinking…
They kinda like me.
I guess I’m pretty great.
That’s right…
I’m the most beautiful woman in the galaxy!
I literally am.
You love it…
What do you think about that?
Aren’t I the best thing that ever happened to you?
Enjoy that.
Indeed.
07 capsuleers!
Everybody wants to have fun.
Afterward, they often have questions.
Fortunately, I’m here to help.
You can find me in my ingame channel.
It’s called: Why Was I Ganked?
It’s basically my front yard.
I sit on the porch, and shoot miners.
My friends like to hang out and chill.
Everybody is invited…
It’s a place to learn and grow!
No matter what side of the gank you are on…
…this is where I be!
That’s right.
o7 capsuleers!
Today, we met a mass miner.
Nagato NIshi > no one told me or warn me
Nagato NIshi > please warn me
Silver’s Revenge > you just had your warning
His various alts were in violation of the law.
Nagato NIshi > before you act like that
Nagato NIshi > i can leave you dont want me to mine here
Nagato NIshi > i think i gonna stop playing
Nagato NIshi > i just bought the ship you destroy
Nagato NIshi > thats all i make yesterday
Nagato NIshi > im noob
He finally decided to confess.
Nagato NIshi > i just played this again last 2 weeks
A Mama Kitty > What inspired you to come back?
Nagato Nishi is a convicted serial botter.
What happened?
Nagato NIshi > they told i was cheating
Nagato NIshi > cus i outproduce the enemy faction
Nagato NIshi > with arty shells
Nagato NIshi > got ban
Now he has a new plan.
Nagato NIshi > now im want to learn this game and see if i can be ban here and i see this game have a option
Nagato NIshi > thats make me easier
Nagato NIshi > i can overproduce here if i want
Nagato NIshi > if i have super computer or high end pc i can destroy the economy of this game
His only concern is Highsec ganking.
Nagato NIshi > where i can pay 200m?
I know how to play this game.
Katabe Haya Yatolila > btw why you guys collect isk? for?
Technically, he isn’t even botting…
He’s just got some kind of special keyboard.
Katabe Haya Yatolila > can marry you?
Katabe Haya Yatolila > you sound sexy to me
Nagato NIshi > its like specialized keyboard
Nagato NIshi > i just made it
Nagato NIshi > its risky you know
A Mama Kitty > So the keyboard runs macro software.
Nagato NIshi > you almost there
Is it possible to automate Highsec mining?
Sources say, yep.
That’s right.
So we let him mine.
A few moments later…
He understood the TRUTH.
We don’t allow bots in Highsec.
Oh right, he’s not a ‘real’ bot.
He denounced me.
His alt denounced the Scam’nGank lifestyle.
They denounced the CODE.
He vowed to sell his keyboard to other miners.
He vowed to raise an army of bot script AI miners.
He urged others to follow in his footsteps.
At least he got a mining permit.
Now he’s going back home…
… or maybe he will join Fraternity?
Like it or not, the bots are coming…
…and they know we are the enemy!
My name is Aiko Danuja.
I host the Why Was I Ganked? channel.
Some miners are banned.
Others enjoy my channels.
It’s a place where people have fun.
The public comes to admire and adore me.
What do you want in your EvE Online?
That’s right.
That’s right!
What’s wrong with EvE Online?
Recently, I got called out in chat.
Everybody has been saying the same things to me.
Crazy psychoanalyzed my motivations.
Then he tried to help me get rich quick?
He had a cunning plan involving PI…
I want that BIG MONEY!
Sometimes, you meet someone special.
We had an interesting chat.
He is a big fan of the CODE.
“Ganking is ok, BUT…”
I disappointed him.
Gilas are too small for me.
Are Gilas even miners?
What do you think?
…but why?
He explained everything.
Do AFK Gilas deserve to die?
Finally, he reached his call to action.
He was most pleased with our arrangement.
Of course, you can’t please everyone.
Some people just want Gilas to burn.
=The Next Day=
Why do I kill Highsec miners?
It’s not hard to understand.
I am a force of nature.
Every miner encounters me.
They flee in great terror.
My name is Aiko Danuja (cute dramatic music).
That’s right.
That’s right!
Hey there…
Recently, CCP gave me an official new title!
Isn’t that special?
Now I’m a real pirate princess!
That’s right..
Listening to: DJ Blyatman
Recently, CASTOLE got griefed in Jita.
What happened?
Clearly, a mistake was made.
CASTOLE decided to confront the bully.
It’s not very nice to shoot a ganker cat.
He She demanded JUSTICE.
At first, it appeared Denenair would not make amends.
However, CASTOLE insisted on reparations.
She even invoked the Saviourette of Highsec.
This was serious stuff.
Denenair Khashour gradually realized the truth.
CASTOLE loves to shoot miners.
Nobody likes miners…
Gankers are pretty cool!
CASTOLE made a 49000% profit.
Are you looking for romance in EvE Online?
Shozarar Basa Sarain > you can kill me all you want take my MTUs
Shozarar Basa Sarain > It may be little but it gget the job done.
Shozarar met that special someone…
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Ever princess need someone like me.
Every miner has a fantasy.
Shozarar Basa Sarain > What do you like about your self?
Aiko Danuja > BEING THE BEST
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Whats the real you like?
Aiko Danuja > IM STILL THE BEST
Shozarar Basa Sarain > True
That’s right.
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Just the thought of you will keep me awake.
Aiko Danuja > You think about me?
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Sine you killed me yes. Every day since.
At first, Shozarar tried hearts.
Yep.
There was a lot of that.
We actually had a lot one thing in common.
Shozarar Basa Sarain > So what you do for fun?
Oh, and gardening (or the lack thereof)!
What we had was really special.
I’m the best!
He even named his new mining ship after me.
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Theres only one sit so you have to sit on my lap hope that ok.
Isn’t that sweet?
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Ill do anything for you.
Aiko Danuja > what a good boy
Every man needs a permit.
Shozarar Basa Sarain > We should do a moive night?
Aiko Danuja > you just want to get close to me
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Well yes
Omg, he asked me on an internet date!
Shozarar Basa Sarain > A nice glass of red wine, a candle or two, and capellini
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Capellini tossed in a rustic tomato sauce with garlic, olive oil, and fresh vegetables, served with a glass of red wine by candlelight.
Shozarar Basa Sarain > And if we do are date night I send you the money
Eventually, he had to face reality.
Sad!
Shozarar Basa Sarain > I was ganked yes, did I know yall would do that no, did die by you yes. Dont care
Aiko Danuja > You definitely care.
Shozarar Basa Sarain > I only care about you.
Shozarar Basa Sarain > you like jazz?
Aiko Danuja > I DON’T DATE MINERS
Shozarar Basa Sarain > What about coffee?
Or not…
Shozarar Basa Sarain > And im not a miner
Shozarar Basa Sarain > im 35
Aiko Danuja > ur the worst
Shozarar Basa Sarain > and ur the best
Aiko Danuja > I HATE YOU
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Ill be here if you want to talk
Have you had an experience like this?
I’ll literally take the shirt off your back.
You aren’t the only one…
o7 capsuleers!
=BONUS MUSIC=
https://suno.com/song/75def031-c36d-457e-b847-215fd4c83c96?sh=sCgMOHk4trCKHjEM
Miners are starting to figure me out.
They like my alliance.
We love to relax.
That’s right.
That’s right!
