CASTOLE Gets Tagged

Listening to: DJ Blyatman

Recently, CASTOLE got griefed in Jita.

What happened?

Clearly, a mistake was made.

CASTOLE decided to confront the bully.

It’s not very nice to shoot a ganker cat.

He She demanded JUSTICE.

At first, it appeared Denenair would not make amends.

However, CASTOLE insisted on reparations.

She even invoked the Saviourette of Highsec.

This was serious stuff.

Denenair Khashour gradually realized the truth.

CASTOLE loves to shoot miners.

Nobody likes miners…

Gankers are pretty cool!

CASTOLE made a 49000% profit.

In LOVE with AIKO

Are you looking for romance in EvE Online?

Shozarar Basa Sarain > you can kill me all you want take my MTUs

Shozarar Basa Sarain > It may be little but it gget the job done.

Shozarar met that special someone…

Shozarar Basa Sarain > Ever princess need someone like me.

Every miner has a fantasy.

Shozarar Basa Sarain > What do you like about your self?
Aiko Danuja > BEING THE BEST
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Whats the real you like?
Aiko Danuja > IM STILL THE BEST
Shozarar Basa Sarain > True

That’s right.

Shozarar Basa Sarain > Just the thought of you will keep me awake.
Aiko Danuja > You think about me?
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Sine you killed me yes. Every day since.

At first, Shozarar tried hearts.

Yep.

There was a lot of that.

We actually had a lot one thing in common.

Shozarar Basa Sarain > So what you do for fun?

Oh, and gardening (or the lack thereof)!

What we had was really special.

I’m the best!

He even named his new mining ship after me.

Shozarar Basa Sarain > Theres only one sit so you have to sit on my lap hope that ok.

Isn’t that sweet?

Shozarar Basa Sarain > Ill do anything for you.
Aiko Danuja > what a good boy

Every man needs a permit.

Shozarar Basa Sarain > We should do a moive night?
Aiko Danuja > you just want to get close to me
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Well yes

Omg, he asked me on an internet date!

Shozarar Basa Sarain > A nice glass of red wine, a candle or two, and capellini
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Capellini tossed in a rustic tomato sauce with garlic, olive oil, and fresh vegetables, served with a glass of red wine by candlelight.
Shozarar Basa Sarain > And if we do are date night I send you the money

Eventually, he had to face reality.


Sad!

Shozarar Basa Sarain > I was ganked yes, did I know yall would do that no, did die by you yes. Dont care
Aiko Danuja > You definitely care.
Shozarar Basa Sarain > I only care about you.
Shozarar Basa Sarain > you like jazz?
Aiko Danuja > I DON’T DATE MINERS
Shozarar Basa Sarain > What about coffee?

Or not…

Shozarar Basa Sarain > And im not a miner
Shozarar Basa Sarain > im 35
Aiko Danuja > ur the worst
Shozarar Basa Sarain > and ur the best
Aiko Danuja > I HATE YOU
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Ill be here if you want to talk

Have you had an experience like this?

I’ll literally take the shirt off your back.

You aren’t the only one…

o7 capsuleers!

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Yria is Syria, Part 8

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Some losers don’t like me.

Some of them are super salty.

This is an intervention.

Will TheInternet finally learn a lesson?

What is it exactly???

Oh look, it’s a Machariel!

Suddenly – gankers…

What’s your reason to get SUPER big MAD salty?

Bumpers and gankers are often in complex relationships.

That’s right.

To be continued…

AikoGPT

Unlike some people, I’m actually busy.

Welcome to the future.

Local is a ledger. Every line a record of who understands power and who does not. Names slide past in a constant scroll of half-attention, greetings, old rivalries. Most of it is noise. However, sometimes, greatness acknowledges you in passing.

Someone always recognizes the name: Aiko Danuja. The tone shifts. This is not a stranger. This is a presence.

The conversation drifts, as it always does, into mechanics and superstition. Downtime. Respawns. The nonsense people cling to in a universe where nothing actually belongs to them. It’s idle talk, ritualized banality, but it cannot hide reality: this is her jurisdiction.

Someone suddenly snaps, unable to handle the truth. Authority responds, as hierarchy automatically asserts itself. The miner is left exposed, caught in his own lie.

The oldest question in New Eden resurfaces, raw and unfiltered. No context. No patience. Just grievance amidst tragedy.

Recognition crystallizes. The tone flips from irritation to ceremony. Salutes appear, mandated by law. Respect wrapped in pain.

Allegiance in New Eden is never abstract. It is public. It is conditional. And here, it is given openly.

Now the truth slips out. Not flattery. Not fear. Genuine respect. Someone has been paying attention. They can see what is happening behind the scenes: Coordination. Timing. Competence.

The hidden part that never speaks in local. The violence, the ruthlessness, the burden separated from purity.

I am the dumpster fire she refused to carry.

That is not a confession.
It is an aspiration.

Straight to Valhalla

Hey there.

It’s actually amazing.

My wannabe rivals are still not in the top 1000 (LOL).

Recently, I’m sporting a new look.

I’m looking BETTER THAN EVER.

Damn girl.

You love it.

Like a blushing boss B.

That’s right.

Everybody notices me!

Recently, I set a new record.

You can’t argue with success!

What does this mean for you and me?

Let me re-explain Valhalla.

Everyone who plays EvE Online goes to Valhalla.If you are amongst the thousand greatest, you are invited to party in my box. The next nine thousand, plebs like Suitonia, will be cast into darkness, gnashing their teeth in miserable anguish. Everyone else, anyone who ever made an account, will become a ravaging zombie. If you are fortunate enough to be in the top hundred thousand, you will be a fast zombie. Those loser lossers will tear each other apart, whilst we party in the Hall of the Thousand. However, what if you are in the top 100? Thence shalt ye feast at yon Long Table, with the greatest warriors in galactic history.

That’s right!

Congratulations Aiko!

Missing a Friend

I guess I’m having a hard time.

Sometimes, you lose someone that mattered.

Art Gravy, aja kjeezy, aka Mike Kuhn was my friend.

He was kind to new players, and just a chill dude.

I never saw it coming.

It sucks to miss a friend.

Someone scammed them out of everything!

That’s really fucked up.

He died a few hours later…

Valar morghulis.

I’m so sorry about that.

Fortunately, he paid a billion isk for my corpse.

Art. that means you are invited to Valhalla.

As your Valkyrie, let me say I’m honoured.

#MegaBigSad

o7

That’s right.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-cara-and-phoenix-after-michaels-passing