Keep crying.
Hahahaha Safety, lol lmao!
Miners are often surprised.
Some gankers gank for fun.
What’s wrong with that?
o7 capsuleers!
Safety Cringe
Category: Always!
NO
Just say NO to miners.
Tough love is the LAW.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Kill them all.
Miners are P
Welcome to EvE Online.
It is a strange roleplay.
Sometimes, I encounter peaceful miners.
This generally goes well.
The miners sure have a lot to say.
Everybody has a great time!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Why Kill Miners?
Why do I kill Highsec miners?
It’s not hard to understand.
I am a force of nature.
Every miner encounters me.
They flee in great terror.
My name is Aiko Danuja (cute dramatic music).
That’s right.
That’s right!
Local Chat
I get noticed.
My name is literally Aiko Danuja.
That’s right.
That’s right…
That’s right!
\o/
Miner Questions
Carebears ask a lot of dumb questions.
They seem rather confused.
Why do you think?
It’s an interesting question.
A real mystery.
Here’s a thought.
I’m the best!
So I can do as I please.
Why shouldn’t I?
Have fun!
Happy 9/11
Welcome to EvE Online.
Today, we are ganking miners.
I’m making a real difference.
People are into that.
This can get pretty intense.
How much will you give?
It’ll never be enough…
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #361
Let’s read some mail!
Thanks for the free isk.
That was a good deal.
“EvE is no side slut of mine… I am a man who simply loves the meditative peace of mining…”
I don’t know what they are on about.
I think he’s begging me to let him mine AFK?
Anyways, I get a lot of crazy mails, most of which I never read.
Here’s a nice one from years ago.
Sometimes, I get complaints…
Ok….
Oh my!
Now why would he do that?
Well, this has been quite a tale.
I’m glad he approves!
Looks great!
Maybe I’ll read some more mail soon!
o7 capsuleers…
Another Day, Another Death Threat
Miners say some crazy stuff.
They also ask a lot of dumb questions.
Fortunately, they love Safety.
Mining permits are now just 200 million isk each!
How high can we go???
Tipping is always encouraged…
I am a full service provider.
I’ll take whatever you have.
Some miners need a little convincing.
Afterward, they get to change their bio!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Aiko Eats a Donky
Aiko Danuja is the best player in the history of EvE Online.
That’s pretty neat!
Boys love what I do.
I think it’s fun to play.
I wonder what I will do next?
At least he isn’t mad.
He sure had a lot to say…
I guess he roleplays as a salty dog?
What a silly bear.
I’ve heard it all before…
o7 capsuleers!
