
It’s important to mine with Safety.


We are always ready.

Thanks for the free ss, bro.



That’s right!

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It’s important to mine with Safety.
We are always ready.
Thanks for the free ss, bro.
That’s right!
Dakkonka is a miner.
She sure do love mining.
Unfortunately, she is usually always AFK.
Sometimes, she notices me killing her fleet.
Dakkonka misses out on a lot while AFK.
She also loses a lot of Mackinaws.
One day, she started talking.
Dakkonka likes me a lot.
Finally, she understands our racket.
She’s done with ganking.
Now she’s just a simple ice farmer.
Aren’t they all?
So we completed her tax audit.
That’s right.
She wanted to purchase freedom, and a mining permit.
So we sent her the bill.
Ok!
Another satisfied customer.
Cultural Center > Let’s begin
Gar Killian > Isnt the point of being the bumper to do it while your buddies are online?
Cultural Center > Feel free to read minerbumping.com
That’s right.
Hey there.
It’s not easy being a miner.
We don’t like plebs.
That is why I created Safety.
Even my mom is a fan.
Thank you for playing EvE Online.
Cheerzah brav!
o7 miners!!
Listening to: Permit Denied
Hey there.
That’s right.
Miners notice me.
Are you cool like me?
I’m a real space celebrity.
They sure love to chat.
You can learn a lot from carebears.
Some miners are crybabies.
I hope they get bulled on.
One day, the miners started fighting.
They hate each other.
Fortunately, I was there to help.
EvE Online is a no bully zone.
Cheerzah brav!
=BONUS CONTENT=
EvE Online is full of not a miners.
You can’t trust them.
They are all liars.
Does that look like a miner to you?
Mining is not cool.
That’s definitely a miner!
Nobody likes a miner.
Once a miner, always a miner!
Just kill them all.
Nasty little diggers…
Put them out of their misery.
That’s right.
Mine around and find out!
That’s right.
Get rich quick.
Maybe have fun?
Everybody is welcome!
EvE Online is new player friendly.
That’s right.
Hey there.
Carebears always want to chat.
They have some interesting ideas.
What will the miners think of next?
Wow!
Is that right?
Really?
Safety CODE. is doing great.
What’s our secret?
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers!
Hey there.
Eve Online has some interesting characters.
Isn’t that special?
That’s right!
Well, ok then!
Is that right?
Cheerzah!
HeilHail, and well met!
Miners don’t want to pay.
They owe a lot of money.
That’s right!
That’s right…
Remember the freightliner.
Pay or die, that is the LAW.
That’s right.
Cheerzah brav!