nobody cares

Sometimes, miners are too busy to mine.

Such people are easily distracted.

They are out to lunch, literally!

Miners are ‘hard’ workers, in real-life.

They are even replicating.

I sure hope they clean up their act.

Sometimes, you just gotta go!

Unfortunately, that’s when it happens!

That’s right!

What are you gonna do?

It’s not like you can use a bottle…

Who has time for mining?

Highsec is the best place to not play EvE Online.

Just relax!

Everything will be fine.

Nobody cares!

Dear Diary

Listening to Russian Hardbass Mix by White Sky

Dear Diary,

Codename Pleb continues to whine.

Anyways, we ganked Hedliner and his Awox alt.

Grrrr Aiko, hat hat hat gunkerz.

Hat hat hat.

GARRRR GROOOOONGREEFEREEEEEE!!1!!!!

Now that’s some Pandemic salt!

Also, do you remember DKslopoke?

Now he’s blackmailing me.

I guess I’ll be banned soon?

Meanwhile, in Halaima, I bewitched the Monster from J124023!

Hey, I’m getting good at this.

Even a monster knows how to treat a Princess.

I put a spell on him.

With friends like this, I will never fail!

While antigankers cry, the people I gank are paying me))))))))

That’s right!

Party never stops
Russian through Highsec
Like it’s Vice City
Cyka blyat
Don’t be afraid of nada
Get ready for the drop
Everyday I drink
Everyday I gank
If you do the same, you are my drug
This is how we party

Antiganking Losers

Antigankers are losers, in real-life.

Codename Razorback spent a year pretending to infiltrate CODE.

All this effort was for naught.

He didn’t even get an “I wasted a year infiltrating CODE.” t-shirt.

Codename is grrrr cringe salty. He spent IRL money on a stupid name.

What a loooooser!

Some people hlurf and blurf, whilst others get it done.

DKslopoke wanted revenge, and he knew antigankers were useless.

So he decided to do it himself.

He even made his own antigank corporation.

Business wasn’t so good, and DK needed isk.

Oops!

Antigankers fail daily, always!

When will antigankers discover the TRUTH?

They are bad at EvE Online!

With enemies like this, we always win!

Haha, ok!

I’m a better antiganker than they are.

Hedliner and his Awox alt griefed newbro Hwark.

Now that’s how you antigank!

A Year of Aiko

Hello, friendos.

It’s been awhile, since James 315 died (in real life).

I remember our last night together, when he observed that the wine tasted rather odd, “With a hint of bitter almonds…”

Meanwhile, the alliance endured a cascade failure.

It was awkward, working with a dead CEO.

Would the community survive, or would we shatter?

Last Christmas, I couldn’t go on, knowing that grade A losers like Super Perforator and Hrothgar were preening themselves with the glory of actual PvP champions. Fortuitously, heroes like loyalanon, Wolf Soprano, Helicity Boson, and Trump the King praised me. I knew what they meant, the time had come to overthrow the old dead God, who left us to rot in the eternal hell of a stagnant alliance.

At long last, I did what had to be done.

The Conference Elite has always supported me.

To be honest, it’s not about James. It never was. The Sheik came long ago, with the blessings of karttoon and the VCBees. Hulkageddon was proclaimed, always! Such wisdom was known to James, and he never claimed otherwise. I’m sure he would understand, and agree, with everything I’ve done.

The CODE. alliance was created by miners, to sell barges and blasters.

Fucking yikes (nine years later).

Super Perforator, the trader, scammed the New Order. When I arrived, there were no Catalysts or modules in the hangars of New Order Logistics. There was nothing but cobwebs, and dusty memories.

James did not create the alliance, nor did he lead the alliance. He watched with dismay, as various pretenders flailed about aimlessly, treating the executorship like a trophy. Shenanigans ensued. Fortunately, John E Normus set things straight, transforming a PvRock roleplay alliance into a genuine PvP freight train. Alas, after loyalanon was banned, the alliance never recovered. In desperation, Kalorned gave James control of the alliance, but James wanted nothing to do with a dead alliance. So he summoned me, in 2018, trusting that an elven vampire Princess would know what to do.

Inspired by Sun Tzu and Thomas Jefferson, James believed that a Code should evolve, and worried that roleplaying gankbears would mindlessly enforce the law. What could be worse, than a bunch of sycophants praising ad nauseum — without undocking? James recognized the need for change, but there was one problem.

James died quite suddenly (and deliberately), because a dead libertarian wants nothing to do with a dead alliance. He had no desire to tell others what to do. They could stay, create a new alliance, whatever. Dead men don’t concern themselves with such matters. Whoever leads, they are the leader.  Of course, James had faith, in a lucky lady.

Some people have been hard on James, arguing that he failed to show leadership. He wouldn’t get in comms, accept conversation requests, engage in discussion, or do anything at all. However, that is not his fault. A dead man simply can’t.

Fortunately, we’ve got a better alliance — stronger and more active.

We can do anything we want.

Bee well.

January 10

I am proud of my alliance.

Miners are always happy to see us.

Sometimes, carebears give us advice.

Everybody loves a little qwarning.

Make sure to support your local antigunkers!

Thank you, miner Elyk Salguod!

We know how to have fun in EvE Online!

Sargon of Amerish made a video, showing the path from gank to isk.

Thank you, miner xXDeathsSwiftXx!

***BONUS TIER CONTENT***

I made some artwork, showing the lifecycle of the multibox ganker.

The newbro is an elite PvP champion.

Subsequently, neurosis sets in, always!

Eventually, they retire to Uedama (and log off forever).

Unholy Unpas

The New Order has heritage and history.

Of course, agents are always (get it?) excited to visit Holy Halaima, which James 315 settled in 2012. However, there are many noteworthy systems, such as Arvasaras (where James learned to bump) and Kino (where rebellion triggered eternal Triglavian damnation). Uedama and Isanamo were established as staunch bastions, whilst Agil is celebrated as the birthplace of Princess Aiko. More recently, other systems rose to prominence. For example, in Auviken, the mighty Safety. alliance first eclipsed the dottering CODE. alliance. Likewise, we behold UNHOLY UNPAS, a system infested by Ventures.

It was in Unpas, where we established ourselves as the #1 PvP Champions of ALLTIME. If Halaima is our Mecca, then Unpas is our Medina. It is in Unpas, where heroes such as Shekelstein Shakiel, BigNoseRabbi OyVeyShekels, and CALM DOWN MINERS share the GOOD NEWS with all minerdom. Meanwhile, in adjacent Uitra, false agents lead miners astray with terrible missions.

I remember my own humble beginnings, as a women’s studies major at Hedion University, in the system of Conoban. I was so scared and nervous, that first time I snuck out of the starter system, exploring the adjacent wasteland of Mora. I expected to die instantly, when I jumped the gate, but soon found myself utterly bored with the mundane realities of Highsec. Fortunately, students at Uitra have a more engaging experience. They even have a saying there, “Unpas, where Ventures go to die.”

CCP frowns at shooting newbros in Uitra, but there’s no rule against euthanizing them, once they leave the reservation. Ah, but here’s a question…

Does Venture hunting provide quality content?

Yes, yes, I think so.

Unpas is a sacred place.

Unpas is a SAFE space.

Rejoice, for in Unpas was the Order born anew.

haha@miners

The mighty Goonswarm Federation supports Princess Aiko.

I kill Highsec miners, me for my service.

I’m just a girl, sorry!

I don’t know what miners are on about.

Will they ever calm down?

I’m having fun in EvE Online.

Here’s a fun fact about making money in EvE Online.

SEO marketing is a SAFE way to win EvE mining tips and tricks.

Here’s some artwork by Destiny Corrupted.

I’m not sure how to zoom in. Oh, you can click on it.

Haha, @ the miners!

I think this is funny.

hAPPY nEW YeAR

Tick tock – time’s up!

I’ve had a great year.

What are your plans for 2022?

What do you think I’m gonna do?

I’m probably gonna keep going.

I’ll see you next year!

I’m here to help.

Cheers!

no title dont care

We are having fun in EvE Online.

I just want to extirpate the galaxy.

I’m glad that I’ve made so many friends.

However, some people don’t like me.

Twitch miner Owlsec is salty about his incompetence.

He literally did this to himself.

He has vowed revenge.

I guess you can’t please everyone.

EvE is not Minecraft

EvE is not Minecraft.

EvE is for adults.

It’s like a video game, but way more realistic.

Imagine, vampires in outer space.

If you aren’t scared, you are a fool.

Something wicked, this way comes.

Here’s a pro tip.

Something is out there, in that dark starry night.

Do you feel safe?