Category: Always!

Dakkonka

Dakkonka is a miner.

She sure do love mining.

Unfortunately, she is usually always AFK.

Sometimes, she notices me killing her fleet.

Dakkonka misses out on a lot while AFK.

She also loses a lot of Mackinaws.

One day, she started talking.

Dakkonka likes me a lot.

Finally, she understands our racket.

She’s done with ganking.

Now she’s just a simple ice farmer.

Aren’t they all?

So we completed her tax audit.

That’s right.

She wanted to purchase freedom, and a mining permit.

So we sent her the bill.

Ok!

Another satisfied customer.

Vacation in Piekura

Listening to: Permit Denied

Hey there.

That’s right.

Miners notice me.

Are you cool like me?

I’m a real space celebrity.

They sure love to chat.

You can learn a lot from carebears.

Some miners are crybabies.

I hope they get bulled on.

One day, the miners started fighting.

They hate each other.

Fortunately, I was there to help.

EvE Online is a no bully zone.

Cheerzah brav!

=BONUS CONTENT=

Not a Miner!

EvE Online is full of not a miners.

You can’t trust them.

They are all liars.

Does that look like a miner to you?

Mining is not cool.

That’s definitely a miner!

Nobody likes a miner.

Once a miner, always a miner!

Just kill them all.

Nasty little diggers…

Put them out of their misery.

That’s right.

Mine around and find out!

That’s right.