Always! – Page 2 – ‎James 315 Space

In LOVE with AIKO

Are you looking for romance in EvE Online?

Shozarar Basa Sarain > you can kill me all you want take my MTUs

Shozarar Basa Sarain > It may be little but it gget the job done.

Shozarar met that special someone…

Shozarar Basa Sarain > Ever princess need someone like me.

Every miner has a fantasy.

Shozarar Basa Sarain > What do you like about your self?
Aiko Danuja > BEING THE BEST
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Whats the real you like?
Aiko Danuja > IM STILL THE BEST
Shozarar Basa Sarain > True

That’s right.

Shozarar Basa Sarain > Just the thought of you will keep me awake.
Aiko Danuja > You think about me?
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Sine you killed me yes. Every day since.

At first, Shozarar tried hearts.

Yep.

There was a lot of that.

We actually had ~~a lot~~ one thing in common.

Shozarar Basa Sarain > So what you do for fun?

Oh, and gardening (or the lack thereof)!

What we had was really special.

I’m the best!

He even named his new mining ship after me.

Shozarar Basa Sarain > Theres only one sit so you have to sit on my lap hope that ok.

Isn’t that sweet?

Shozarar Basa Sarain > Ill do anything for you.
Aiko Danuja > what a good boy

Every man needs a permit.

Shozarar Basa Sarain > We should do a moive night?
Aiko Danuja > you just want to get close to me
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Well yes

Omg, he asked me on an internet date!

Shozarar Basa Sarain > A nice glass of red wine, a candle or two, and capellini
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Capellini tossed in a rustic tomato sauce with garlic, olive oil, and fresh vegetables, served with a glass of red wine by candlelight.
Shozarar Basa Sarain > And if we do are date night I send you the money

Eventually, he had to face reality.

Sad!

Shozarar Basa Sarain > I was ganked yes, did I know yall would do that no, did die by you yes. Dont care
Aiko Danuja > You definitely care.
Shozarar Basa Sarain > I only care about you.
Shozarar Basa Sarain > you like jazz?
Aiko Danuja > I DON’T DATE MINERS
Shozarar Basa Sarain > What about coffee?

Or not…

Shozarar Basa Sarain > And im not a miner
Shozarar Basa Sarain > im 35
Aiko Danuja > ur the worst
Shozarar Basa Sarain > and ur the best
Aiko Danuja > I HATE YOU
Shozarar Basa Sarain > Ill be here if you want to talk

Have you had an experience like this?

I’ll literally take the shirt off your back.

You aren’t the only one…

o7 capsuleers!

=BONUS MUSIC=

https://suno.com/song/75def031-c36d-457e-b847-215fd4c83c96?sh=sCgMOHk4trCKHjEM

Happy Aiko Day

We interrupt our regularly scheduled content to bring you a post of supreme importance.

Everybody loves Aiko.

People are starting to understand.

I’m the best!

That’s right.

So today, we celebrate Aiko Day.

Everybody is feeling that Aiko spirit.

It’s a real holiday.

On the first Aiko Day, I declared war upon the Minnies.

By the second Aiko Day, I had my first nightmare!

James 315 subsequently declared this to be a state holiday.

He used this time to reflect upon the future of warfare.

As a prophet of Aiko, James foresaw the future.

This was a rather long essay…

Some people say James liked to get really high.

I certainly do!

Well, that concludes our Aiko Day festivities.

That’s right!

AFK FOREVER

Here’s a little secret about EvE Online.

Not everybody plays the game.

Miners have better things to do.

They would rather play a different game.

Sometimes they are in the kitchen…

…or the little miner’s room.

Frequently, they are asleep.

They are literally away from their keyboard.

Are they even trying?

Silly bears…

Better luck next time!

That’s right.

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers…

=KILL OF THE WEEK=

Nice job James ‘315’ Fuchs!

High Queen over Halaima

Everybody knows the legend.

Aiko Danuja, James 315’s favourite gankerette….

…summoned to Holy Halaima by Fate and Destiny.

PLOT TWIST: I’m the best!

Not surprisingly, there was ANOTHER miracle in Halaima.

I guess it’s just mean to be…

Eight years of ~~unadulterated~~ adulterous success.

Happy birthday Aiko!

That’s right.

That’s right!

Real PvP

Recently, I did a real PvP.

Miners say a lot of mean things.

At least they know my name.

Silly miners!

True story.

What’s the Deal?

That’s a great question!

I’m here for it.

That’s me!

There’s no salt here…

Why do gankers gank?

Why??

The miners understand.

It’s just that simple.

That’s right.

That’s right!

EvE Online is a therapeutic environment.

Will you speak out about griefplay?

What motivates the space terrorist??

=OFFICIAL RESPONSE=

Here’s our final verdict:

Any questions?

DKYSIRL

=Rated E for EvE Online=

Hey there.

=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=

Don’t read it if you don’t don’t want to see it!

Don’t do it.

Here’s a Safety video.

Everybody is having a gay old time.

Always!

That’s right.

Fern Kitsuen’s Big Crash Out

Let’s find out!

Trigger Warning: EvE Online

TLDW:

“Hey guys. I’ll just make this quick so my position is well documented. I just don’t understand why we can’t all play nice. As you know, Loromerth was hiding LGBT flags and there are many many Reddit posts of a high high view count. It’s just not fair that everyone bullies the white male Christian conservative nationalist. To be clear, God hates gays and sent a flood, so the world will burn in hellfire. That would be the best possible consequence. I’m just speaking the truth. Liberals are a dying race, and the future is DJT. Gas is $4.50. The Iran thing ain’t that popular, but Republicans are STILL dominant. The Democrats have given up. He will give us 40 years of dominance over them. Amen brother. Women must submit to their man. Glory Hallelujah. All they can do is make loud EXTREMELY emotional arguments. If you support a transgender, there is a fifty percent chance they will commit suicide. It’s your fault, because you supported them. If this truth makes you angry, that’s great! Instead of folks respecting that and tolerating that, they called me a bigot and they tried to silence me. You know, the real problem these days is how the gays force their politics upon us. These people will justify the killing of babies. We don’t do that here. We do NOT do THAT here. Let’s talk about the Salem witch trials. A man can have a porn addiction, and that’s his right, this is AMERICA. However, don’t wave a rainbow at me. I don’t want anything gay, that’s MY right. I’m so sick of snowflakes. They want to take the moral high ground. Did you know they stole the Bible and used it against us? It’s SAD. They appropriated OUR rainbow! It’s the same thing Muslims are doing. That’s the LGBT agenda. The gays and browns might rise up and enforce Sharia law. Hey, you know, it is what it is. I didn’t have to speak up, but I wanted to give a message and a shout out to my fellow brothers. Getting kicked out of Goons is a reward. Just embrace it. The left is angry, but, at least they are losers. Hey, have you been to Europe? It’s weird there. I love you guys. If you got any questions about what I’ve said, you know where to find me. I go to the gym. So that’s about it. I’m speaking from a position of love, because a real man speaks up for his Volk. Wow, that was a very very long talk.”
– Fern Kitsuen