
Hey there.

Who is the greatest ganker in the history of EvE Online?
It’s obviously Aiko Danuja.

I’m cute (and I bite).

That’s right.

That’s right!

I’m here to help!

Official Home of the New Order of Highsec

Hey there.

Who is the greatest ganker in the history of EvE Online?
It’s obviously Aiko Danuja.

I’m cute (and I bite).

That’s right.

That’s right!

I’m here to help!


My name is Aiko Danuja.

I am the heart and soul of Highsec.

Ah, but mining permits are 150 million isk…


The facts are self-evident.

It’s true.

In EvE Online, I’m doing very well.

That’s right.

Safety Forever!

o7 capsuleers…

=BONUS VIDEO=



Stay Safe!



Highsec is a dangerous place.

Transphobic racist ‘Christian’ valfurian saraki vowed revenge.

This time, he had a cunning plan.

April ‘Short’ Skirt (not a trannie) was eager to help.

valfurian was pleased with the plan.

He remembered his encounter with that bwitch Aiko Danuja.

This time, he would be ready for her.

After a week, he got the weapons online.

Soon, it would be time…

Can you guess what happened next?
NO PEEKING!

Are you ready?

Ready or not, here we come!



Did you guess correctly?


That’s right.





Can you guess what happened next?


That’s right.

To be continued…

Miners die all the time.

Then they make wild threads threats.

Afterwards, they always go crazy.

What did he say? Hint: Miners love blowjobs!

Newbro Yukee Pm offered some words of wisdom.

You won’t find this content playing EvE Online via Reddit!

Upon reflection, Paderno decided my channel is pretty cool.

Why Was I Ganked? is where the greatest players in the game…

…listen to miners cry about their fate.

That’s right.


No surprises here.

Another disgusting battleminer.


EvE Online is not an easy game.

Meanwhile, in the Democratic People’s Republic of Khanid.

That’s right.



It’s true.

That’s right…

That’s right!

I know what these boys want.

They usually have a lot of special requests.

Then they get straight to business.

I feel like there’s a consistent theme here…

They always say a lot of inappropriate stuff!

Sometimes, they have to apologize.

Consequences are never the same.

Usually, they just freak out.

I guess they are having fun.

They tell me so all the time.

Sometimes, I even believe them.

Isn’t this the truth?


It’s easy to understand why.

Nobody likes a miner.

Just kill them all.


o7 capsuleers!


Miners love to write.

I love to read their little essays.

CCP better not ban me!

Maybe someday I’ll find a boyfriend? (I hope he ganks…)

That’s right…

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers!


EvE Online is full of mysteries.


Why were you ganked?

That’s right.

That’s right!
