Listening to: High-Sex Assassin
Do mining permits work?
Of course…
Mining permits are on sale now!
That’s right.
Make sure to obey the LAW!
o7 capsuleers…
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
=POINT AND COUNTERPOINT=
Absolute Justice
Category: Always!
A VERY GOOD JOB
I’m doing great.
Not everybody is so fortunate.
It sucks being a miner.
Sometimes, it’s better to stop.
Don’t let this be you!
That’s right.
That’s right!
A Little Roleplay
Miners notice me.
I’m a legend in my own time.
They often have something to say.
Sometimes, they are less philosophical.
I always tell them to buy a permit.
I think they like me.
I consider them fans.
That’s right.
That’s not right.
Welcome to EvE Online!
…but wait, there’s more.
I will always be me.
Here is some wisdom.
Miners are idiots.
o7 capsuleers!
Understanding
Miners struggle to understand the Code.
So we gently guide them…
Good luck little traveler!
Any questions?
That’s right.
Bot Battle Championship
=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=
Well, hello there.
People love what I do.
Returning quitters know my name.
They even know my alts!
I must be doing something…
Let’s see the latest thing I done did.
Oh look, another botfarm.
Sad to see…
EvE Online sure has a lot of bots.
I just kill them all.
You love it!
That’s right…
More Reddit Tears
Reddit is full of cringe.
Another quitbaby whiner!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Nobody likes a losser.
The Big
<Trigger Warning: EvE Online>
Miners don’t understand.
I wonder if they will ever figure it out.
Why were they ganked?
That’s a real mystery.
Here’s a pair of quads!
That’s right.
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #358
It’s that special time again.
Miners love to write letters.
Some write more than others.
They are such losers.
They are notorious anti-Semites.
They are also sexist.
Why do you think we gank them?
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers…
Catalina Talks Trash
TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online
Recently, we encountered an observer.
Catalina Asanari had something to say.
We’ve heard this before!
It never gets old…
I encouraged her to calm down.
Local chat thought she was hyperbolic.
Catalina Asanari > you gonna come to null???
Catalina Asanari > id love to find you there.. lol
Cassian Vale > now you’re just getting desperate
Aiko Danuja > Why dont you just try a permit?
Catalina Asanari > the devs never put it in the game .
Admiral Jackson Wolfe > Hi Aiko Danuja
Monika Hrastin > this is like when my parents got home and started yelling at each other 🙁
Yes Mr Cheng > i wish my parents would come home
I tried to just keep it real.
However, Catalina kept doubling down on negativity.
She poured out endless salt.
I believe in quality over quantity.
Catalina believes in sheer vitriol.
What if we reversed roles?
When you think about it, I’m not so bad.
She was as bad as that other guy!
Catalina wanted me outOUTout.
Eventually, I ganked something in the adjacent system.
Catalina wasn’t happy when I came back.
Apparently, I’ve met Catalina before (but I don’t remember)…
She kept crying for a full week.
That’s kind of crazy!
Eventually, she suggested I commit suicide.
That’s right.
Elie Buys a Hulk
Previously, the blog shut down forever and ever.
We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.
I recently made a new friend.
Elie would not stay silent.
However, he was rather romantic.
What a guy.
He had a lot to say.
He also had a few demands.
I decided to offer a guarantee.
All he wanted was a free ship.
I put him in touch with a delivery agent.
We’ve seen this pattern before.
I call this the 30 10 30 trick deal.
This is how it works.
There’s a lot of math.
After several protests, he paid.
Finally, Elie understood.
This is a sunk cost fallacy.
Backward Ns indeed.
I guess we are all done here.
I assume he got what he wanted deserved.
Another satisfied customer!
He was proud of his new permit.
I suppose something was lost in translation…
Any last questions?
Any at all?
I was happy to explain.
=DEEP THOUGHTS WITH ELIE=
