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Daelahn is a descendant of King Arthur.
In a PvP game, he forgot to equip a weapon.
At the station, he spoke with his arresting officer.
Everyone wants him to stay Safe.
After a cryptic warning, Daelahn resumed mining.
Well, that was predictable.
He just needs a mining permit.
The Von MARK family boasts a starch legacy.
Unfortunately, one of them is a convicted ore thief.
He is a silly potato.
The more on propositioned us.
Gross!
Like all miners, he was a dump of Germany.
Before long, Unterplebkartoffel was frothing at the mouth.
He’s also a Nazi (which is illegal in his country).
Don tu re b uh minor.
Suddenly, the irl Nazi undocked in a ship which could shoot back!
Total Loss: $0.01
However, he forgot to shoot.
In the end, Von MARK was just another spacebully.
Miners are grumpy bears.
They are often unappreciative.
After a decade in EvE Online, Jugan was finished.
It is sad when a miner reaches their end.
However, that’s their fate!
Ok, what happened?
It all started with an illegal Orca, and his ToxicFriend.
This was a real Highsec space battle.
Eventual, things reached their inevitable conclusion.
Another glorious victory!
=BONUS TRICK=
Just then, something magical transpired…
Indeed, Ivy Bloodstar was the real villain…
It’s always a bad time to do crime.
Listening to: Plain Jane
Miners are dim.
Bears are incompetent.
At least they are calm.
Good fight, miners!
*BONUS CONTENT*
=Interview with A Miner=
Some miners are opinionated.
I decided a long time ago.
We should just kill them.
That gets their attention.
Young Money
Isanamo
Yeah
Ride with the mob, Alhamdulillah
Check in with me and do your job
Aiko is the name, karttoon was a thing
Halaima for the watch, presi Plain Jane
Dodixie chain, rest in peace to my superior
Probes on scan, causin’ mad hysteria
Momma see me on ZKILL and started tearin’ up
I’ma keep killin’ miners, how you get that trife?
I am poppin’ pills like rappers in society
I gank yo Hulk for irony
Buy another or somethin’
I’ma explain why you probably never see me
Chocha magic like Houdini
I go hard in the belt
I’m a classy trillionaire
Antigankers, I swear they are bottom feeders
Catalysts could feed a village in Liberia
In real life, I’m just an actor.
However, in EvE Online, my true nature takes over.
I have a personal CODE…
My psychology is mine.
I’m a musical enforcer.
I enforce sandbox permits, but Joe claimed to have one already…
The law is crystal clear.
Illegal mining will not be tolerated.
Of course, Joe wanted his Orca back.
He tried to space lawyer.
That’s definitely not what I said!
Silly bear!
Another happy goblok.
I sure hope miner rehab works for him.
As always, the grateful carebear thanked me.
Honestly, I prefer when they don’t pay their lawful ransom.
For example, Emma refused!
That was fun.
Listening to: Seiso
That’s right.
Have you read the laws of Highsec?
It’s pretty cool.
CCP warned me for calling someone a loser.
That’s fair…
Ok then!
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It is what it is.
Miners cry a lot.
They are down and out.
When you lose a game, you are a loser.
Honestly, mining is kinda gya.
Big or small…
…all miners must die…
That’s for the best.
Big Strong alliance is a little weak.
So they deployed their chief antiganker.
Captain Janeway practiced her craft in local chat.
Meanwhile, I was busy next door.
I came back to listen.
The miners supposedly had guns.
I don’t mind if they wait.
Silly miners!
This went on for awhile.
Janeway had a message for me.
It was a mystery message.
What a real pleb.
