Snuffed Out DDOS Attack

Srajin knew Kevin 284 was behind the attacks…

2… 3… 4… disconnect…

Princess Aiko investigates…

Srajin got disconnected again!

This is a fun game.

He started gaslighting me…

What a silly miner!

Hmm…

Hey, I know that guy!

So he invited me to the LITG discord.

I see…

Srajin didn’t believe me.

He’s a computer expert.

He cried and cried…

I just told him the truth.

Deny, deny, deny.

It was a real mystery.

PLOT TWIST: Tyrion Hekki is Goose Lee.

Srajin left with a warning.

It was a real mystery threat.

The End!

=BEHIND THE SCENES=

Carebear Citizen

Star Citizen is full of carebears.

Is fun a mental illness?

Reddit investigates…

Are you proud to mine salt tears?

Boredom is the antidote to fun!

Open PvP is a gateway to griefplay!

W0mbat got 17 downvotes…

Meanwhile, Nexx0ir invented in-game prisons.

This is a popular idea!

Scannaer vowed to griev the grievers.

PvP players are fundamentally toxic.

Gankhobos are bad at “real” PvP.

Remember the CODE?

Real PvPers travel for at least an hour…

Gankers just want easy kills at the grocery store.

Non-profit PvP is mere fun.

Cheerzah!