Month: November 2024

Venture Standings – NOVEMBER

It’s that time of year.

We are here to help.

Without further ado, the November rankings…

As we head into December, CASTOLE generously motivates the other contestants, by adding an additional 25 billion isk to the PRIZE FUND. Wow, thank you CASTOLE! Remember, December is the month of kill doubling, so earn your BONUS points fast with that holiday spirit! It’s not too late to bounce back to the highest levels imaginable. This is your chance to become a TOP TIER elite Venture destroyer! Of course, if you can’t gank a Venture yourself, feel free to send isk to those who can!!

That’s right!

That’s right!

The Miner and the Old Lady

Hey there.

From to time, miners accuse gankers of being the kind of person who beats up old ladies. Imagine our surprise, when miner Exterminance admitted he is exactly that kind of person.

Exterminance > guess i’ll get charged wit “mining without a permit.”
CorrinoGiovanni > sounds like you had a run in with the law
Exterminance > actually i did ….7 yrs ago….felony assault

What a miner.

Exterminance > then spent a year of my life under indictment
CorrinoGiovanni > what happened?
Exterminance > broad day light across the street from the courthouse i was driving, i needed to park and visit the courthouse
Exterminance > i started to pull in nd there was some old woman standing in th eparking space ‘please, ma’am, would you move/ i need to park my car.”
Exterminance > and she said, ‘I’m waitin’ fo’ my nephew’
Exterminance > and my anger went from zero to the red zone…
Ryek Arkinoz > what? you have issues mate

It’s one of those stories.

Exterminance > i had recently been on strong psychiatric meds
Ryek Arkinoz > ^ i predicted this
Exterminance > one of the side efrects is PSUCHOTIC EPISODE
Aiko Danuja > Exterminance are you quite well?
Exterminance > so i got out and got in her face
Exterminance > and went crazt…
Exterminance > people were coming over, telling me to calm down
Ryek Arkinoz > “calm down miner” they said

He assaulted an old lady, in front of the courthouse.

Exterminance > right across the street from the courthouse, so cops everywhere so inded up in handcuss, in the county jail
Exterminance > and since no one knows who i am IRL i might as well tell i took her walker and helped her to the curb lol
Janine Frost > You seem to be proud of your old-lady-hitting episode.

What a guy.

…and that’s the news from Highsec!

At least he’s a fan.

That’s right.











FRUSTRATION

Oh boy…

Let’s check it out!

Nullsec is the home of fair honorable PvP?

That’s right.

TLDR: Crybaby wants to roleplay, but is a bad.

Boohoohoo.

This pirate game has too many pirates!

Grrrhathathat.

This guy just needs a permit.

Mining permits are more popular than ever!

<=COMMUNITY RESPONSE=>

That’s right.

That’s right!

Everybody knows PvP is for antisocial psychopathics.

Nobody likes a time bandit!

Woah, this is no joke…

I’m an IRL cyberterrorist.

<=CAREBEAR ZONE=>

<=FINAL ANALYSIS=>

How to Sell a Mining Permit #423

First, chat with a miner.

I like to be direct.

He didn’t take the hint.

Mine around and find out!

PLOT TWIST: That’s just my alt.

So the miner contacted a supervisor…

“No miner can be lawfully ganked unless they are given a full advance warning, with a 60 second truce allowing them to dock up safely.”

No warning, in my Halaima?

He was informed, but ok…

I keep my Highsec safe.

I value my friends.

I love to help.

This is a good racket.

What a great space job.

That’s right.

Read all about it!

That’s right…

Everything according to plan.

Just another day in EvE Online.

Amazing content.

My ‘friend’ never corrected me.

In fact, the little parrot was scamming me.

Everyone loves a free SRP.

They apparently see it coming.

I play the game my way.

This is not my first time.

It adds up.

It works!

=BONUS ROUND=

I almost forgot.

Nobody likes a delinquent miner.

A few moments later…

Another satisfied customer.

=POSTSCRIPT=

Eventually, Andreska bought a new ship…

It never reached the ice.

xD

=THE END=