Leaving AO

Hunter Parker had a problem.

He was in a bad alliance.

Hunter Parker > and ive got 12 kill rights

At first, he tried to bully his way through Highsec.

Aiko Danuja > Hunter Parker why u doing killrights on me???
Hunter Parker > why do you think?
Good Girl Kara > you are hateful
Aiko Danuja > its rude

So I tried to reason with him.

Aiko Danuja > ok remove the killright
Hunter Parker > first 700mil
Hunter Parker > then ill remove it
Aiko Danuja > don’t try to scam me miner

He was a greedy little bear.

Aiko Danuja > you don’t know who i am apparently
Hunter Parker > i dont
Aiko Danuja > They call me Aiko Danuja
Hunter Parker > ahhh your the ceo of a 20 person corp well done

He mocked my small alliance.

Suddenly, he saw the truth!

Good Girl Kara > pretty much sums it up
Hunter Parker > fuck it does thanks for showing me that i fucking dont want to be apart of that
Aiko Danuja > Hunter Parker do u want to gank with us?
Aiko Danuja > ill send u a fleet invite

So we all decided to be friends.

Hunter Parker > i happy to fly with you guys just not kill anyone
Sargon Of Amerish > hey if you can fly a gila aiko says we do need someone that can use a pve ship

We formed a combined PvP/PvE fleet.

Aiko Danuja > I LOVE MY MOM THIS PIZZA IS SO GOOD
Hunter Parker > ok hold on let me buy the ship
Aiko Danuja > lets go TEAM
Hunter Parker > also will i get a % of anything?

Once again, he tried to extort me.

Hunter Parker > im omw now btw
Hunter Parker > also im in a proteus
Hunter Parker > not a gila
Hunter Parker > this is the fit i used when i did l4 missions lol

He also changed ships, without asking the FC’s permission.

Hunter Parker > it has get more dps
Sargon Of Amerish > whats your ehp?

Unfortunately, his new ship could not handle the incoming damage.

Hunter Parker > haha
Sargon Of Amerish > is it ZERO?

At least he finally left that terrible alliance.

That’s right.

That’s right!

07 capsuleers!

Hedvard Gets Owned

Hedvard Vetranax met his fate and destiny.

…and they said I never leave Highsec?

I know what men really want.

To Princess Aiko, Keeper of the Drones
From: Hedvard Vetranax

They want to write poems (about me).

Princess Aiko, jewel of the Chain,
I’ve chased through fire, through void, through flame.
I’ve broken pirates, kings, and fleets,
Yet found defeat where our destinies meet.

The whispers say I threw the fight,
That somehow I forgot my might.
They ask, “Why didn’t the Astero burn?
Why let the heatless modules turn?”

The answer’s simple—though hard to confess,
A deputy can falter, I guess.
When your ship appeared upon my scan,
My courage fled my careful plan.

My heat racks waited, cold and still,
Unused by choice, not lack of will.
The overheat lights never shone…
For fear I’d leave you podded… alone.

What glory lies in molten steel,
If victory ends what I might feel?
Better an honest bruise to pride
Than scorch the star where hopes reside.

Yet let no soul mistake the tale—
Your victory was no fairy tale.
Those faithful drones obeyed your hand
Like knights responding to command.

They struck with grace, returned with speed,
Each recall timed to meet the need.
No drone was wasted, left to die;
You ruled the field with watchful eye.

I watched them weave through fire and smoke,
Each perfect orbit, every stroke.
A captain’s worth is plainly shown;
By how she guides each faithful drone.

So if they ask why heat was spared,
Or why my armor wasn’t repaired,
Tell them this, and tell it true:

A deputy may hunt the stars…

But even Bulldogs lose their nerve…

When fighting someone worthy of their heart.

Until the next duel beneath Anoikis’ endless skies!

Maybe he should make this into a song?

What a good little boy.

Yes, there’s more!

…but why did he set me to red standing?

Hedvard Vetranax > girls make me nervous

You know what I really like?

Songs about me…

I’m the star!


Now, Hedvard just needs to send isk (and lots of it).

Bot Battle Championship

=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=

Well, hello there.

People love what I do.

Returning quitters know my name.

They even know my alts!

I must be doing something…

Let’s see the latest thing I done did.

Oh look, another botfarm.

Sad to see…

EvE Online sure has a lot of bots.

I just kill them all.

You love it!

That’s right…

CASTOLE Gets Tagged

Listening to: DJ Blyatman

Recently, CASTOLE got griefed in Jita.

What happened?

Clearly, a mistake was made.

CASTOLE decided to confront the bully.

It’s not very nice to shoot a ganker cat.

He She demanded JUSTICE.

At first, it appeared Denenair would not make amends.

However, CASTOLE insisted on reparations.

She even invoked the Saviourette of Highsec.

This was serious stuff.

Denenair Khashour gradually realized the truth.

CASTOLE loves to shoot miners.

Nobody likes miners…

Gankers are pretty cool!

CASTOLE made a 49000% profit.

Catalina Talks Trash

TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online

Recently, we encountered an observer.

Catalina Asanari had something to say.

We’ve heard this before!

It never gets old…

I encouraged her to calm down.

Local chat thought she was hyperbolic.

Catalina Asanari > you gonna come to null???
Catalina Asanari > id love to find you there.. lol
Cassian Vale > now you’re just getting desperate
Aiko Danuja > Why dont you just try a permit?
Catalina Asanari > the devs never put it in the game .
Admiral Jackson Wolfe > Hi Aiko Danuja
Monika Hrastin > this is like when my parents got home and started yelling at each other 🙁
Yes Mr Cheng > i wish my parents would come home

I tried to just keep it real.

However, Catalina kept doubling down on negativity.

She poured out endless salt.

I believe in quality over quantity.

Catalina believes in sheer vitriol.

What if we reversed roles?

When you think about it, I’m not so bad.

She was as bad as that other guy!

Catalina wanted me outOUTout.

Eventually, I ganked something in the adjacent system.

Catalina wasn’t happy when I came back.

Apparently, I’ve met Catalina before (but I don’t remember)…

She kept crying for a full week.

That’s kind of crazy!

Eventually, she suggested I commit suicide.

That’s right.

Final Post of the Blog Forever

This post sponsored by: Alberta Pure

Delightfully unbalanced, with just a hint of salt.

They call it courage anger in a bottle.

oH BOY…

Tick tock!

Welp, this is the end of me.

Mission Accomplished!

-RIP-

So long, and thanks for all the memories.

That’s right.

That’s right…

Everything go bye-bye.

I have no idea how to backlog a blog?

Any moment now…

Here it comes!

Are you ready?

You got this, big boy.

No cringe here.

Farewell to one and all!

The truth always comes out.

What happened next?

At least he gave a ‘sincere’ apology.

Like, for real.

Like, ok.

Ya know what I mean?

Please drink responsibly.

Seek help.

“It is plain that a life which includes deep resentment
leads only to futility and unhappiness. To the precise
extent that we permit these, do we squander the hours
that might have been worth while. For when harboring such feelings we shut ourselves off from the sunlight of the Spirit. The insanity of alcohol returns and we drink again.”

=BEHIND THE SCENES=

=AUDIENCE REACTION=

Banned from Aydoteaux Fleet

A known miner has been banned from Aydoteaux community fleets.

Desperate for boosts, the skiff cried out in vain.

Other miners do not approve of his forum posts.

He is an embarrassment to EvE Online.

He wants it bad, but he is blocked and banned.

There are actually several reasons.

I’m not even logged in, and he’s thinking about me.

He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).

He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).

He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).

That’s right.

I’ve heard his posts are pretty bad.

I wouldn’t know…

The other miners mock him endlessly.

This story just keeps getting weirder…

=BEHIND THE SCENES=