Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=
Well, hello there.
People love what I do.
Returning quitters know my name.
They even know my alts!
I must be doing something…
Let’s see the latest thing I done did.
Oh look, another botfarm.
Sad to see…
EvE Online sure has a lot of bots.
I just kill them all.
You love it!
That’s right…
Listening to: DJ Blyatman
Recently, CASTOLE got griefed in Jita.
What happened?
Clearly, a mistake was made.
CASTOLE decided to confront the bully.
It’s not very nice to shoot a ganker cat.
He She demanded JUSTICE.
At first, it appeared Denenair would not make amends.
However, CASTOLE insisted on reparations.
She even invoked the Saviourette of Highsec.
This was serious stuff.
Denenair Khashour gradually realized the truth.
CASTOLE loves to shoot miners.
Nobody likes miners…
Gankers are pretty cool!
CASTOLE made a 49000% profit.
TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online
Recently, we encountered an observer.
Catalina Asanari had something to say.
We’ve heard this before!
It never gets old…
I encouraged her to calm down.
Local chat thought she was hyperbolic.
Catalina Asanari > you gonna come to null???
Catalina Asanari > id love to find you there.. lol
Cassian Vale > now you’re just getting desperate
Aiko Danuja > Why dont you just try a permit?
Catalina Asanari > the devs never put it in the game .
Admiral Jackson Wolfe > Hi Aiko Danuja
Monika Hrastin > this is like when my parents got home and started yelling at each other 🙁
Yes Mr Cheng > i wish my parents would come home
I tried to just keep it real.
However, Catalina kept doubling down on negativity.
She poured out endless salt.
I believe in quality over quantity.
Catalina believes in sheer vitriol.
What if we reversed roles?
When you think about it, I’m not so bad.
She was as bad as that other guy!
Catalina wanted me outOUTout.
Eventually, I ganked something in the adjacent system.
Catalina wasn’t happy when I came back.
Apparently, I’ve met Catalina before (but I don’t remember)…
She kept crying for a full week.
That’s kind of crazy!
Eventually, she suggested I commit suicide.
That’s right.
This post sponsored by: Alberta Pure
Delightfully unbalanced, with just a hint of salt.
They call it courage anger in a bottle.
oH BOY…
Tick tock!
Welp, this is the end of me.
Mission Accomplished!
-RIP-
So long, and thanks for all the memories.
That’s right.
That’s right…
Everything go bye-bye.
I have no idea how to backlog a blog?
Any moment now…
Here it comes!
Are you ready?
You got this, big boy.
No cringe here.
Farewell to one and all!
The truth always comes out.
What happened next?
At least he gave a ‘sincere’ apology.
Like, for real.
Like, ok.
Ya know what I mean?
Please drink responsibly.
“It is plain that a life which includes deep resentment
leads only to futility and unhappiness. To the precise
extent that we permit these, do we squander the hours
that might have been worth while. For when harboring such feelings we shut ourselves off from the sunlight of the Spirit. The insanity of alcohol returns and we drink again.”
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
=AUDIENCE REACTION=
Miners are often confused.
They have a lot of questions.
Will they ever understand?
What is happening to them… and why?
In every language, they ask the same question.
It’s a real mystery.
That’s right.
I hope they figure it out…
That’s right!
A known miner has been banned from Aydoteaux community fleets.
Desperate for boosts, the skiff cried out in vain.
Other miners do not approve of his forum posts.
He is an embarrassment to EvE Online.
He wants it bad, but he is blocked and banned.
There are actually several reasons.
I’m not even logged in, and he’s thinking about me.
He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).
He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).
He’s mega big desperate (not gonna happen).
That’s right.
I’ve heard his posts are pretty bad.
I wouldn’t know…
The other miners mock him endlessly.
This story just keeps getting weirder…
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
That’s right.
I’m a bright shining star.
In EvE Online, I’m making a real difference.
That’s right!
You know what they say about me.
I’m the best!
What are you doing tonight?
Some losers don’t like me.
Some of them are super salty.
This is an intervention.
Will TheInternet finally learn a lesson?
What is it exactly???
Oh look, it’s a Machariel!
Suddenly – gankers…
What’s your reason to get SUPER big MAD salty?
Bumpers and gankers are often in complex relationships.
That’s right.
To be continued…
It’s true.
That’s right…
That’s right!
I know what these boys want.
They usually have a lot of special requests.
Then they get straight to business.
I feel like there’s a consistent theme here…
They always say a lot of inappropriate stuff!
Sometimes, they have to apologize.
Consequences are never the same.
Usually, they just freak out.
I guess they are having fun.
They tell me so all the time.
Sometimes, I even believe them.
Isn’t this the truth?
Miners need to get wrecked.
I know what I am.
Isn’t this the truth?
A girl knows what she likes.
It’s actually rather amusing.
EvE Online is a PvP game.
However, miners are bad at PvP!
The plebs just keep trying…
I call them: Stupid Idiot Miners
Here’s my song about that:
o7 capsuleers!
