I enjoy meeting miners.
They always need help!
Really?
If you live long enough, I’ll kill you for sure.
Best of luck!
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 bros…
Helpful
Category: Wreck of
Braless Mining
A lot of people are into it.
I certainly agree.
Recently, I was docked up in Afivad.
That’s on the edge of my Domain.
Here, I encountered the local miners.
They wondered what me and my alts were doing.
So I introduced myself.
They understood me perfectly.
That’s right.
I think they like me.
Oh right…
After that, they station camped me hard.
I was trapped in a station.
They had a real defense fleet.
Scary!
I’ve decided to visit more often.
I think Braless Mining is really wild.
These bad girls boys need some attention.
Ya kno?
To be continued…
Yria is Syria, Part 6
Listening to: Silent Justice
Some miners talk a lot of trash.
One day, one of my ex-fiancés returned to EvE Online.
Then he invited all his alts to punish the bullies.
They crossed our red line!
These are consequences, which will never be the same.
Do bigots deserve acts of counterbullying?
The carebears tried to intimidate us.
This was going to be a multibox war crowd dispersal.
When it was all over…
Who do you think won?
That’s right.
Silent Company got bumped off our moons.
To be continued…
Dracula Whinebaby
He had a ship that could shoot back.
Meanwhile, another miner started to cry.
Shooting back just isn’t enough.
It was a good fight.
The miners backed each other up.
Not everyone can be me.
I’m kinda the best.
That’s right.
Oh look, I killed Dracula.
I also caught Captain Hook.
Cool.
Here’s another clam miner.
o7 capsuleers!
Get Wrecked
I’m like Jane Goodall with the carebears.
Every miner has a story to tell.
Many overshare every pathetic detail.
A few dream big.
In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.
Just imagine!
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers!
PUBLIC NOTICE
Watch out for the witch, Aiko Danuja!
That’s right.
Highsec Miner Grab Bag, #255
TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online
I got a lot of EvEMail.
Some miners want to pimp me out at Fanfest.
They love to share their fantasies.
There’s more where that came from.
Other miners want to apologize.
Even apologetic miners need mining permits.
Woah! Calm down…
o7 capsuleers!
That’s right.
Mainless Mike Meets Safety
Miner Mike recently learned a valuable lesson.
Don’t mine.
Don’t you dare.
If you do, you’ll get punished.
Some miners like that.
That’s right.
Dreaming About Aiko
Hey there.
Are you looking for love in EvE Online?
Many are in love with Kim Yo Aiko.
That’s right.
Thank you Comrade.
I’m definitely the main character.
That’s right.
I can’t wait.
I wonder what else he thinks about?
I wonder who else he thinks about?
Fortunately, I’m the most special.
That’s right.
o7 capsuleers!
To be continued…
Code Ready Gelhan, Part 59
Fly Fearless alliance was feeling the fear.
As Juneteenth concludes, we now resume our narrative.
Envoy Arby was (and is) official CODE. Fly Fearless leadership.
Gai found his own leadership challenged.
Every policy was up for review.
Meanwhile, Envoy began to form his own fleets.
He even offered full SRP.
Other newbro mentors also organized content.
Deputy Director Arby was always eager to help.
Everybody was impressed.
Your raffle number is 44.
To be continued…
