Listening to: More Cat Sky
=Trigger Warning=
Welcome to EvE Online.
Miners never learn.
They are not so smart.
Oh well… bad fortune!
Good fight!
GHarrrhrh gaunkers!
We never forget a bad miner.
That’s right.
xD
o7
=BONUS CONTENT=
Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Listening to: More Cat Sky
=Trigger Warning=
Welcome to EvE Online.
Miners never learn.
They are not so smart.
Oh well… bad fortune!
Good fight!
GHarrrhrh gaunkers!
We never forget a bad miner.
That’s right.
xD
o7
=BONUS CONTENT=
Listening to: Billions
ArchyZavr is NOT a fool.
He’s just a guy, who enjoys losing.
I know how to please a man.
Some people call this witchcraft.
Others might call it seduction.
I remember what he said.
Oh, boy gonna find out.
It was time for Archy to put an Azbel in Uedama.
Step one: Undock and flying to Uedama.
Have you ever known me to do a trick?
This is the art of politics, by other means.
Now I can finally create AikoTown.
I love a little drama.
Just a typical day in EvE Online.
You are welcome Archy (again).
I lost decades of friendship.
I’m the coolest.
Thanks.
=BONUS CONTENT=
Archy sent a song, to show his feels.
==DDOOUUBBLLLEE BONUS==
Cat Sky got ganked (again).
Then he tried faction warfare.
What a guy!
Listening to: Cat Sky Hates PvP
Absolute Order has crazy people, with crazy ideas.
Meanwhile, they are incompetent.
Will Blackflag save their carebear pets?
Here’s one former Absolute Pleb.
zxcxzx caught him attempting to mine alone (and AFK).
Poor Cat Sky was bullied out of the AO blob.
He sure talks a lot, about me apparently.
What an incoherent clown.
What will he say next?
I don’t even talk to his type.
Cool chat bro.
Check it out.
Just another 2011 newbro.
See you around kitty cat.
=COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU=
Listening to: Wierdo Minmatar Trash
Hey there!
Miners are crazy.
Check out Huan’s wierdo miner fantasy!
He spent hours and hours (days and weeks) on this…
Antigankers are looooooooosers.
I guess this one is counting to revenge?
Even a lowskill knows miners are bad.
Bro, what’s a lowsec?
I’m high as a kite.
What are you on?
Listening to: Miner Down
Some alliances are trash.
Some are not.
My alliance has a flagblog, with fun stories about Tee Ka’s alts.
We provide a real service for the community.
We are doing great!
Miners are so stupid, and they don’t even know it.
Fumbled? No loot? What?
No kidding.
Some carebears hide behind a good sport veneer.
I see right through that.
What would make my alliance better?
GarRrrAR Gr00)00)((()()()()N
What a game.
This is how miners die.
Some poors can’t afford mining permits.
We accept all forms of payment.
Boy that’s crazy.
EvE Online is no place for children.
Don’t let your kids become crybabies.
Safety agents are standing by.
Mine around and find out.
Here’s another zkill on demand.
It was a shame to see
It was insane, the way we’d roll
We were the big, bad pitbull
Diggin a big, black holeIt was deranged the way we’d roll
Everything around was like a little bitty town
We were the old tornadoTry to get out but we just keep stickin’ around,
‘Cause it is a very good bad thing we’ve found
I’ve got some cigarettes, I’ve got some stuff to try
We’ll play ’til we dieGonna kill you yeah
Listening to: MEGASAFE
It happened last night.
Oof.
Then it happened again.
That’s truly amazing.
He’s too poor for simping.
He’s just a Highsec miner.
What a pleb.
Miners are to be euthanized, and not heard.
=BONUS CONTENT=
Hananeri Muvila released his AI generated album, with such hits as Safety, Mining, and Aiko Wormtongued My Orca.
Listening to: My Let’s Play Mix
Red and basepilled.
Capsuleers make their own fate.
We like to help.
EvE Online is an Xtreme video game.
Ok, I’ll play, but…
Some of them went too far.
I know what to do.
Let’s kill them all.
Problem solved.
~=BONUS CONTENT=~
Sargon has released the MarkeeGankedOn cinematic experience.
Check it out boys.
Hey there.
We ganked a garbage truck.
Garbage can tycoon.
Billions of catalysts died…
Miners be crazy in EvE Online.
Facts…
This is the game we play…
Even garbage haulers are miners!
Be ye pirate, or be ye miner?
At least he’s not mad.
Talking about real dollars…
Oh my.
Miners deserve their fate.
I hope they calm down.
No reason to be dramatic.
Anyways…
Nobody likes a miner.
For real.
Yikesaroo…
It’s crazy, right?
That’s right.
I guess MarkeeDragon is a streamer?
A criminal too…
He’s also hostile??
Apparently, this is his alt???
Oof. That freighter looks like some kind of fat beetle, getting swarmed by ants and slowly ripped apart.
Now, Markee claims CCP gives him preferential treatment (as they do for all streamers), and CCP nobility blesses his stream. He threw out some big namedrops to prove he is CCP approved, and I swiftly recognized one of those names. Clearly, based on this political reality, I must tread carefully, to delicately address a claim which Markee repeatedly alleged (before retracting, and then realleging, and then retracting, before realleging). He accused me of cheating!
So, here is the question of the day – was Markee streamsniped (and thereby griefed, in violation of rules which don’t forbid streamsniping, even though carebears pretend otherwise)?
The answer, believe it or not, is no.
For some reason, perhaps because he got dunked, Markee declined to preserve video evidence. Regardless, any investigation will unveil Mr Markee was indeed autopiloting directly toward me. He tried to argue that he wasn’t, based on his physical proximity to a keyboard, but I watched his stream and heard the phrase “Autopilot Engaged” followed by “Autopilot Jumping”. As Eve Online’s most professional streamsniper, my services were clearly not needed here – autopilot ensured Markee’s inevitable demise. In this particular case, the sniper rolled her eyes, rested her rifle on its tripod, and patiently waited.
Let’s see what streamer simps had to say.
Mmhmm.
As always, they tried to shame us for PvP.
They claim Weekend Kusion Aikos are afraid.
This is the most typical whining.
We’ve heard it ten thousand times before.
Cool chat.
That’s right.
Cheerzah!