Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
NSA 3 likes diggers.
Unfortunately, I’m not his type.
However, I have something he wants.
We started a little business.
It began well enough.
Things eventually got better.
Another satisfied customer!
I’m a professional…
xaxa)
Thanks for the business!
Guest Author
Tweeps (aka John E Normus)
Hello there.
I didn’t see you come in.
As you can see, the CODE. alliance was never more than a facade, built upon the mighty Conference Elite. A galactic alliance is nothing without TCE, and that’s an undeniable fact.
As the heiress of both James 315 and loyalanon, I now command the ship of state. Of course, wannabe orbiter plebs insist I never received a sacrosanct blessing, as if I need one.
Seems legit?
If James did not choose me – who did? It is one thing to be annointed, but if I crowned myself, then I am even more powerful. If James were invincible, I must be omnipotent!
After seizing command of TCE, I have delegated authority to my trusty lesbian sidekick, Alleil Pollard. Henceforth, as acting executor, Alleil will oversee the Byzantine bureaucracy.
Of course, the miners inevitably write me.
As you know, we are a PROUD antiganking guild.
I hope Alleil can keep up with the daily correspondence.
Good luck Alleil!
Bee well!
haha u wish
lol u guys
hey?
i know…
im the most beautiful woman in the galaxy
eyeroll
Great!
Andee got harassed in Highsec.
So he blamed the Gods.
I helped him calm down.
In fact, I’m perfect.
Nice!
Not all miners are IRL crybabies.
Some miners even get it.
Barnso was happy to meet a real-life Princess.
He likes the Why Was I Ganked? channel.
Barnso just wants to relax.
I know how to make men happy.
Barnso enjoyed his time with me.
Send isk, and help me build a SAFE space!
I don’t mind.
Barnso even wrote a poem!
What a good boy!
Cheers!
That’s right!
Silent Li got *****.
His words, not mine.
An entire galaxy of ****.
Sella urged Silent to press charges.
It was a real crime.
Silent vowed to do nothing.
He would remain a victim.
That’s a mistranslation.
His words, not mine.
The once mighty CODE. alliance had terminal autism.
Literally, autism.
NOL Director Super Perforator was unwell.
Super declared war on Aiko!
He roleplayed “victory”.
Victorious gankers should stop ganking. Right?
Super Perfie had no time for gankers.
Perfie preferred antigankers.
However, a princess cannot abide antigankers…
So Super Perforator ban/muted all the gankers.
Perfie was seduced by antiganker “agent” Knowledgeminer
Fortunately, Aiko has powerful friends in Highsec.
Knowledgeminer was arrested!
However, Super Perforator continued to harbor antigankers.
Meanwhile, Perfie autistically denied the death of James 315.
Inevitably, The Conference Elite denounced New Order Logistics.
Everyone said NOL is trash.
So TCE decided to form a new alliance, without NOL.
Stay tuned for a brief history of the CODE. alliance.
To be continued…
Bee well.
I just keep going.
Aiko Danuja is the future of EvE Online.
I know what miners need.
I’m here to help.
Remember, you must pay to play.
I’ll do whatever it takes.
You need a friend, and I need money.
Cheers!
xaxaxa)
Hello!
I’ve been traipsing through space.
Recently, I found myself in Brapelille.
EvE University sent their best bounty hunter to track me down.
It was a massacre.
Local miners weren’t sure what was happening.
Newbro Kha’ll barely survived.
However, he saw a business opportunity.
Catalyst salvaging is profitable!
Meanwhile, miners kept dying, one by one.
Kha’ll wasn’t even upset.
He just won’t forget.
Kha’ll found his lifelong space nemesis.
It was his first PvP experience.
He doesn’t care at all.
He’s gonna put a 145 on me.
Kha’ll is a real man.
He told me off.
Now I’ve got a real bounty.
Meanwhile, other miners noticed something amiss.
Raja Ovaert scrambled to salvage additional wrecks.
However, Charles Sheldon was mystified.
He was an EvE veteran, but had never seen anything like this.
Major Miner Sheldon soon joined the other wrecks.
Eventually, antiganking reinforcements arrived.
It was a bad day for the miners of Brapelille.
Sometimes, you just need to dock up.
There’s no shame in being afraid.
Thanks for the free advertising!
Another dead miner, and another great video.
GalactusGalactuss also released a music video.
Unfortunately, Galactus is being salty again.
He left my Discord in a huff.
Why do some people have to be cringy, always?
Meanwhile, gankbear MacGybo also made a video.
The video is incredibly boring.
Ganking for isk/hr is newbro friendly.
MacGybo prides himself on “profit” – legitimate gameplay.
However, miner permit roleplay is TOXIC.
Ethical gankers only kill newbros who lag out in Jita.
Hold on. I gotta say, like, wow. Before I ever even heard of EvE Online, before I ever started playing the game, this guy was camping the Jita undock and taking advantage of new players.
I never took 29 billion isk from a one day old character. However, MacGybo has the hypocritical audacity to claim that I am the griefer. You can debate whether I’ve driven a new player to quit, but you can be absolutely certain MacGybo has. That’s a fact.
We now return to ongoing Hateless drama.
In his own discord, Hateless is on the defensive.
Hateless has been struggling to gain sympathy.
Adrian Vexier made a compelling defense.
What will happen next?
Will Hateless get revenge on the space bully griefer guild?
