PLOT SUMMARY: Our anti-hero, Erotica 1, permabanned from EvE Online, wipes the sweat from his brow. “Eureka!”, he exclaims whilst committing securities fraud, selling fake cryptocurrency NFTs in order to purchase CCP and unban himself. This would prove to the courts, that Erotica 1 is a successful businessman. Along the way, he planned to make a trillion isk, through a legitimate galactic bank.
As an initial first step, he exploited his own IRL infant daughter, and tried to recruit a few EvE players.
His ‘friends’ were concerned.
Surprisingly, the scam worked.
Erotica (aka Justin) sold an NFT buy-in to his first mark, rounding $5000 up to $30000, with the expectation of future profits.
This is a story of sex, crypto, federal law, and crazy.
Remember the good old days, when Zazz still played EvE Online, after James 315 ragequit two years before?
Haha. Remember that time The Aggressor dunked James, who spent eight (8!) years writing a therapy blog, before disappearing, just like he did after his previous hobby involving… political content?
Me and James 315, we agree on politics like Ocasio-Cortez and Mitch. However, the old turtle has been dead for years. His CODE. was a tea party, astroturfed by George, which collapsed when the bubble burst. I am more sophisticated than that. By applying the principles of Hari Seldon, the Order has evolved into a grassroots autocracy.
Many battles, she emerged victorious, Leaving her foes feeling notorious.
Bards don’t hiphop for Zazz.
James was a funny man, but I’m not.
I’m just here to help.
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James always believed in me, even if Zazz lost faith.
I don’t think this is funny.
Who writes erotic fanfic about me and James, in the belt?
I get it… This is an ‘origin’ story.
Grrr. Hulksgarrrrr hathat. Hulkgeddon SMASH
“Praise Aiko!” is reverberated throughout the entire starbase, again and again, as the fleet takes off. Today, the miners will be hunted. Today, the miners will once again know fear.
Just go ahead and open your inventory, select all your assets, and contract those to me. Ok?
Ok. What, wait? What am I doing? Why? Fuck you.
Here is an authentic customer testimonial:
I agree wholeheartedly that the “bonus room” is just what Jester described: A torture chamber. I had the “pleasure” of becoming a bonus room contestant earlier this week, and it’s just as bad as it sounds. I had just come into some PLEX as a gift and had ISK to burn, so I – foolishly – decided to try out Erotica 1’s “ISK Doubling Service.” To my amazement, I actually “won” and my ISK was doubled. I double checked his rules, and tried to submit more ISK. This time, though, I was told that I had won a bonus room, and I had a chance to earn even more ISK by demonstrating my faith. I wasn’t really interested, but I had no other chance to get the ISK that I had put in back. I got into the bonus room, and after a bit of discussion, I was promised that I would get five times my investment if I showed complete faith. I didn’t want to, but I felt so trapped, and the people in the room were very convincing. I finally began transferring all of my assets – about 5 billion ISK worth – to the members in the room. After they had all of my assets, they told me that I needed to complete a few additional tasks. Once again, I didn’t want to, but I felt like I had no choice, since they had all my assets. I had no idea what to do. They made me read some poetry and sections from various websites.
Erotica decided to try this in real life.
Step 1: He needed to create blogs.
During this step, he exploited his IRL infant’s name.
He also joined OnlyFans.
This became increasingly awkward.
Step 2: His ‘daughter’ began playing EvE Online.
Potential investors were confused.
Erotica was inspired by the inventor of ethical isk doubling.
Basically, Sokhar was a lucky winner, invited to Erotica 1’s sexualized ingame glory hole. After several hours of hard study, whilst reading a Wikipedia history of Saint Olga, Our Lady of Kiev, Sokhar became flustered. He began to feel agitated, and this triggered his wife. Someone, let’s call them Justin, might have made an unsympathetic comment about panic attacks. When that didn’t go over well, and Sokhar’s wife saw that he loved EvE Online more than her, the result was nothing less than a literal meltdown. It’s hard to listen to the Sokhar recording, which is why it has been lost to history, but you can’t help but feel bad for this poor woman, who clearly didn’t enjoy EvE.
There’s a lot that could be said, and has been said. An interesting twist is that Sokhar himself insisted no harm was done. However, CSM member Jester the Pleb led a whiteknight crusade for space justice, denouncing Erotica 1 as a predator. He saw Erotica not merely as a video game scammer, but as a real life monster. Ultimately, CCP sided with Sokhar’s wife, and perhaps that was best. However, the truth is less complicated. Erotica is not a griefer. He just wants sex (and money).
I am not writing this as Aiko Danuja, a character in a video game. I am writing as [REDACTED], a polite lady from the SOUTH SIDE, a young up and comer from the block. One day, this strange man I didn’t know, begged me to marry him. He also happened to be Erotica 1.
Although I am a successful journalist in EvE Online, I am also doing well in this world. Sometimes, I just want to focus on real life. Indeed, it is lawful for me to discuss my ex, and his convoluted plans to fuck me (and get rich). So this is about my IRL relationship with Erotica 1.
Erotica made a deliberate decision to repeatedly and proudly reveal his identity to the world, with multiple posts across multiple platforms, all intended to attract attention to himself. I cannot respect Erotica’s decision to dox himself, but I will certainly respect his awe inspiring and truly boundless ambition.
He proposed to me, and I accepted (of course). This makes Erotica my real-life ex-fiancé. So please don’t begrudge me if I affectionately refer to him as Justin, because that’s his name, which he so clearly indicated he wanted to be known by. Of course, I’ll do his family the favor of not acknowledging the full name, which places me in full compliance with NATO privacy laws. So ya, we got engaged…
This is a story about a man, a woman, and the fate of the galaxy (in real life). She played EvE Online, and he was permanently banned (for sex crimes in outer space). However, what if he came back?
Along the way, I was guided by George, the CODE. executor who originally taught Erotica how to isk double.
Justin decided to make a blog four blogs. That was in itself problematic, as he claimed to be using the irl name of his infant child.
This would not end well.
On his blogs, Erotica openly came out as a man, who enjoys sex. Furthermore, he vowed to save the Ukraine, as champion of Kiev. Meanwhile, he became CEO of NFT Corporation.
At every opportunity, he gleefully doxxed himself.
Erotica’s ‘daughter’ intended to change the world.
[01:01:52] MUHU001 > я бы тебе денег перевел 10 милиона [01:01:56] MUHU001 > дибил [01:04:08] Destiny Corrupted > Вы должны купить разрешение на перевозку [01:04:18] Destiny Corrupted > 100KK ))) [01:05:34] MUHU001 > я новенкий откуда я знаю где покупать я играю 6 день и лечу откуда начал [01:06:16] Destiny Corrupted > Ваши великие лидеры начали эту войну [01:06:35] Destiny Corrupted > Мы только защищаем себя [01:06:57] MUHU001 > меня ваша война не интересует
MUHU001 > I’m new how do I know where to buy I play 6 days and fly from where I started
MUHU was just a newbro.
MUHU001 > and what do you want me to raise money for a new powerful ship and also start fighting against you Destiny Corrupted > A war that is going very badly for you! MUHU001 > I’m not interested in your war
MUHU was not interested in his own wars.
Even when his alliance is the aggressor…
MUHU001 > I’m just upgrading the character Destiny Corrupted > I’m just doing my job MUHU001 > that’s mean
However, he vowed to fight back against meanies.
MUHU001 > I can also fly on my armagidon and destroy all passing ships and no one else will pour into your system MUHU001 > I realized only one thing for myself, if I die, I will hunt too and 6 people can join
He promised to hunt Destiny.
MUHU001 > I repeat to you again, we are not all of us beginners on day 6, if it goes on like this, we will start hunting MUHU001 > and our yel will not be an industry but a bounty hunt
He was serious.
MUHU001 > you are very mistaken if I bought armagidon and other beginners mind enough, believe me, I’m not a child MUHU001 > how better to ship the ship, you would not rush to your conclusions it can become a boomerang for you
Destiny is finished!
MUHU001 > next time I’ll go there to you if I heal, I will destroy and fly not alone but in a group MUHU001 > you finished the game MUHU001 > and everyone will know about it you will be outcasts MUHU001 > a squeak to you and not to seal, you can give normal people just like that
POP QUIZ: How do you say asteroid slave farmers in Russian?
Destiny Corrupted > There is no one in your “group” except asteroid slave farmers MUHU001 > suck then silently Destiny Corrupted > Get your whole fleet over here right now MUHU001 > suck silently I said MUHU001 > sheep pissed
MUHU was getting excited.
Destiny Corrupted > You talk a lot but do little MUHU001 > talk less suck more, you will suck Destiny Corrupted > It will be even more embarrassing when I destroy your entire fleet while I suck MUHU001 > AAAAAAA SUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCKING
It was a special time.
MUHU001 > FUCK FUCK ME Destiny Corrupted > Where is the fleet? MUHU001 > SILENT FURTHER SUCK MUHU001 > YOU PLAY FOR 14 YEARS AND SUCH FUCK NICESH YOU UNDERSTAND FUCK