1800 Bad Names

Over the years, we have repeatedly encountered some of the more intriguing characters in EvE Online. We have thus met such engaging roleplay personalities as Sluthead Analrape Analdickhead, Hitlr Was Right, and the Burnt Jew. Since CCP recently asked me to compile a comprehensive list of such names, some of these may soon disappear, so let’s check them out before they are gone forever!

Sluthead Analrape Analdickhead

What a cutie!

Nathaniel ‘Nate’ Higger

She doesn’t look racist?

FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD N

What a nice nguy!

KuKluxKitten Umangiar

Meow!

ButtePirate Holocaust

Watch out for this one!

AdolfStalin

Nice mustache, Herr comrade!

thatcreepydude pedophilia

EvE Online is one hell of a game.

Chimpface Holocaust

A lot of incel racists enjoy EvE Online.

George CantBreathe Floyd

Some of these names are a little offensive…

Kill Yourself SrslyDoItNow

EvE Online is no place for young children!

Freddo The Pedo

Seriously…

MexicanKiller AntiNigro

ICE does a lot of recruiting in Jita.

Fingerbottom Von Auschwitz

I just reported 1800 carebear neo-Nazis to CCP!

It needed to be done.

White Power GasTheJews

Get fucked!

Please GasTheKikes

Here’s the full list of 1800 inappropriate names.

Gay Nigers H1tler3000

What a game!


My Name is Aiko Danuja

Welcome to my blog.

Happy New Day to You!

That’s right.

New players are mystified by the new New Order.

It’s pretty clear what we believe.

Even antigankers acknowledge my titles.

Click the link if you don’t believe me.

Weird, but true – welcome to EvE Online.

A double princess, of both ganking and antiganking.

Read my blog, and I’ll tell you what’s up.

If you don’t know who I am, I definitely explain myself.

In EvE Online, I run a serious space business.

Yes, it’s profitable.

You are advised to invest in me.

Many say that I am their heroin.

They call me the jackal wasp.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Toxic Aiko Danuja

EvE Online is full of danger, mystery, and intrigue.

Some say that I’m superduper MEGA toxic.

What do you think?

I don’t think I’m that bad!

Here is what my mom said about all this.

She sounds like a carebear!

In a game like this, I’m a killer angel.

I’m a real good girl.

I’m just good at what I do!

Every miner deserves my attention.

Everybody else is watching.

o7 capsuleers!

Best of the Best

Welcome back!

A lot of people notice me.

They also notice my alliance.

We all know what’s coming.

So the miners prepare for judgment.

They discuss the eternal fate of sinners.

They cry endlessly in local.

Some carebears have a lot to say.

I definitely care, bro!

Honestly, some of the advice is pretty good.

In every language, my response is always the same.

I’m here to have el funo.

I’m sure God will forgive me.

Oh well!

I’m clearly the best.

Better than all the rest!

Miners Gone Wild, Episode 17

Let’s check it out!

The boys like what I bring to EvE Online.

I’m more than just a pretty face.

I know what they really want.

They just can’t get enough.

It gets them all worked up.

Afterward, I put them to bed.

There’s no shame in that.

It’s our destiny!

I’ll give them what they need.

I’m the best!

What kind of Nima are you?

Apparently, girls like me too.

No, for real.

Oh, come on.

You know what I want.

There we go.

I find it all very flattering.

Sometimes, things get a little weird.

I get all kinds of requests.

I try to accommodate everyone.

You never know what will happen.

What will they think of next?

Ok then!

Until next time…

o7 capsuleers!

Christmas Trash

The holidays sure are rough.

What did you do this year?

Here’s what happened to me:

PLOT TWIST: I didn’t see that coming!

What a holiday (haha LOL LMAO xD)))).

Some people seem to think I’m dumb.

Others just don’t like me.

I guess everyone is going through changes.

At least now I know what I am.

Ringdinglingadingalingringdingding.

Hey, what’s that sound?

This Christmas, try to appreciate your friends.

Dingdingdingalingringdongding.

Don’t run away and leave them all alone!

Did I do something wrong?

It’s a real mystery.

Am I untrustworthy?

I try my best!

Here is the sad truth…

Well, I’m sure everything will be just fine.

I’d wish you well, but…

Thanks for those real memories!

Another Happy Holiday

Merry Christmas, I guess.

This year, I’m ganking.

Meanwhile, another year has gone by.

A lot happened, apparently.

Some people went too far.

A few made life altering decisions.

Did you make any BIG mistakes?

Let’s remember those we loved and lost.

I’m super duper MEGA BIG SAD.

Maybe next year will be better.

Or maybe not?

It’s whatever.

Perhaps, I’ll do something else?

It could happen tonight.

Either way, I’ll always be the best.

So you might hear from me again…

…but I wouldn’t expect forgiveness.

There are limits to what I can tolerate.

You know what I mean?

My sentiments exactly.

Well, you know what I will be doing.

That’s right LOL LOL.

Saaphir Spent a Lot of Psycho

It’s gonna be one of those blogs.

Ventures are the saltiest ships in the game.

Saaphir > and a other i will never buy again

Saaphir was bankrupt.

Saaphir > not 200 million… 200 in words two hundred
Saaphir > 200
Saaphir > 200 i repaet .. 200 not 200 million

He learned a valuable lesson.

This is why miner gankers are cooler than freighter gankers.

Freighters are kinda boring (and actually AFK).

At least miners are fun.

Saaphir > vastefaireenculerfilsdeputeschwanzlutscher
Saaphir > vastefaireenculertoiaussiespecedepute
Saaphir > lutsxhmaleinpaarschwänzeduflachwichser
Saaphir > sovielduwillstdublödesau
Saaphir > undwasdufeiglingvonarschloch
Saaphir > fick dich du arschloch
Saaphir > dreckiger schwanzlutscher
Aiko Danuja > youwishhhhhhhhh
CASTOLE > he called me a faggot and a coward
Saaphir > he is already fucking you fag

This one had a lot to say.

Saaphir > band of cowards, no balls , only fags
CASTOLE > we have a bad man here what we should to do?
Blistalin Egber Beldrulf > Saaphir homophobia won’t get you anywhere son
Saaphir > in the belt yes, u get it in your little dirty ass you fag
Saaphir > come fags im afk
Whadda Badasaz > if you are afk, how do you type?
Saaphir > same way as you get fucked ..you dont even get it
Saaphir > not only a fag but stupid and dumb
Saaphir > stupid and fag, bad bad combination
Saaphir > come fag

However, I agreed with some of his observations.

Saaphir > yes, the problem is the fag that kill noob ., because they are to little cowards and fag to fight ppl that can fight back
Saaphir > it seems the fags like only to create damage to ppl that want chill a bit and mine …even low amount of crap ore, and they dont like

He was starting to figure things out.

BINGO!

He understood me perfectly.

He understood my alliance.

Ganking is about griefing newbros, not grinding for isk/hr.

I am a true ganker, of the highest form.

Saaphir > i dont care about youtr 8 rules of 20 rules or 200 rules
Saaphir > if you wank after a kill on a venture , u are not more woirth than a fag
Saaphir > take a airdryer and go under shower..problem done
Saaphir > yeah i enjoy, those fqags dont like
Saaphir > neither one or other… a snake is a king in the middle of worms. and you are not the snake
Saaphir > CASTOLE CAN LIKE MY BOOTS LIKE A FAG DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Several hours later…

He understood exactly who and what I am.

Saaphir > you are one of the super dupper superkiller i can all i m so good and so strong i can beat all 5 years old
Ange Du Matin > Praise Aiko!
Gloria Exercitus > \o/

He understood my name is eternal.

Saaphir > i have no friends here
Saaphir > or they shout you in the back
Saaphir > i guess your to coward to do
Saaphir > lick my boots cunt
Aiko Danuja > you probably dont even have any boots
Saaphir > i do
Saaphir > u can lick them too if they still fit
Saaphir > i make 800 real dollars a week
Saaphir > i live in a big big city, you live in a cottage.
Ygritte Pava > oooo a big city venture
Saaphir > come eu , i take you out like a fish, and get your 2000 dollars
Saaphir > and i withdraw the money and get a nice bottle champagne

I think he propositioned me?

The Conference of Shit

Pardon the language, but…

This is your daily reminder.

Can you spot a racist miner?

I am their Malediction.

Let’s just get straight to the point.

That’s right, so crazy.

Maybe James will save you?

At least I’m having fun.

I am living RENT FREE.

Seems obsessive.

Many essays later…

It’s a conference of shitposting racist incels.

I know exactly how to deal with all of them.

You too buddy.

Here we go!

It’s a true story about EvE Online (and why these guys are permabanned).

This is a recurring daily event, referenced in my report.

Isn’t it really that right?

For real.

…explained everything.

I bet it makes me SO angry.

I really miss you guys!